The White Noise Podcast

S4 Ep46: Revenge of the Smith

23 Mar 2026

Contributed by Lukas

This week - Max confronts Ryan after his abysmal display on last week's podcast, can he reclaim his position as co-host?

S4 Ep45: Our Funniest Guest Yet - Phil Ellis

16 Mar 2026

Contributed by Lukas

This week - we're joined by comedian and Taskmaster star Phil Ellis, as we discuss performing on a tram, Mr Blobby's wildest antics and starring as a ...

S4 Ep44: What REALLY Happened At The BRITS!

09 Mar 2026

Contributed by Lukas

This week - Stephen gives you the behind the scenes with Jack Whitehall and the BRITS. Meanwhile, Max leaves the podcast after a heated argument with ...

S4 Ep43: The WORST Night Out EVER! | EP43

02 Mar 2026

Contributed by Lukas

This week - the boys endure Liverpool's worst pub crawl imaginable, while Max reveals his favourite thing to wash.

S4 Ep42: Our Funniest Podcast Yet?!

23 Feb 2026

Contributed by Lukas

This week - Tom returns with a bang (and a crash), Max makes another ridiculous purchase, and You Laugh You Lose takes a drastic twist!Click here htt...

S4 Ep41: We've Got A Confession To Make...

16 Feb 2026

Contributed by Lukas

This week - we're joined by Liam Shaw (The Squid) as we confess the things we're most ashamed of. Meanwhile, Ryan prepares to impress Max ahead of a t...

S4 Ep40: How NOT to do Valentine's Day

09 Feb 2026

Contributed by Lukas

This Valentine’s, we revisit our own dating horror stories — from cringe DJ song requests to accidentally kissing your girlfriend’s dad. Plus, B...

S4 Ep39: The World's WILDEST Conspiracy Theories!

02 Feb 2026

Contributed by Lukas

This week - we get our tin foil hats on to tackle the world’s craziest conspiracy theories, and we meet Scotland’s Prop Comic of the Year! Cam Gre...

S4 Ep38: Michael McIntyre FINALLY Meets Stephen Tries

26 Jan 2026

Contributed by Lukas

This week - Stephen meets Michael McIntyre, the Munt sets up a meal deal emporium and Tom's cat licks all its hair off. We're also joined by Tony Wrig...

S4 Ep37: Ryan Goes Speed Dating AGAIN! | EP37

19 Jan 2026

Contributed by Lukas

This week - Ryan dives back into dating and faces a choice between three lucky singletons. Meanwhile, talented youngster James Fruittella sets his si...

S4 Ep36: Max's Birthday Nightmare! | EP36

12 Jan 2026

Contributed by Lukas

This week - Max makes a fool of himself at his birthday bash, while Ryan throws some home truth's his way. Stephen & Janet interview Tom for the M...

S4 Ep35: Christmas Special 2025! | EP35

24 Dec 2025

Contributed by Lukas

The whole gang gets together for this year’s Christmas special. Join us for Secret Santa, Family Misfortunes, and find out who will be punished!

S4 Ep34: Robbie Knox: Soccer AM, Happy Hour & Babysitting for the Beckhams

17 Dec 2025

Contributed by Lukas

This week, Robbie Knox joins the boys to talk Soccer AM, drinking with the stars, and some surprising celebrity encounters.

S4 Ep33: Stephen's WORST Roast Yet!

10 Dec 2025

Contributed by Lukas

This week - the boys stumble back from their booze-up in Wales, Max demolishes 12 bags of Monster Munch, and General Waste is finally exposed for his ...

S4 Ep32: Tom's Birthday Special!

03 Dec 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Old man Tom celebrates yet ANOTHER birthday in spectacular style, while Ryan prepares to conquer the mountains...

S4 Ep31: Ciarán Carlin: Drinking in Every Wetherspoons, Meeting the Queen & Surviving WillNE

26 Nov 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Ciarán Carlin talks working with WillNE, achieving the perfect score on Wii Bowling and watching every Fast & Furious film without sleeping. Mean...

S4 Ep30: This Guest HATED Us! | EP30

19 Nov 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Tom drops £1,000 on a face glow-up, Max goes head-to-head with a grumpy cinema worker, Stephen snubs Britain’s Got Talent, and our latest guest rej...

S4 Ep29: Biro Pens 3: It's Raining Pen!

12 Nov 2025

Contributed by Lukas

This week, we tackle life’s biggest questions — starting with: what’s the best pen? Max has strong opinions about a ketchup sachet, Stephen acci...

S4 Ep28: The Ozempic Games

05 Nov 2025

Contributed by Lukas

This week - Max gets on the Ozempic, Ryan gets frisky in a service station near you and Tom shares some BIG news!

S4 Ep27: The Halloween Special!

29 Oct 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Try Huel with £10 OFF today using my code WNP10 at http://huel.com/WNP10 Minimum order value of £60. AD. This week - Max buys a cape, Tom dreams of...

S4 Ep26: 'The Luckiest Day of my LIFE!'

22 Oct 2025

Contributed by Lukas

This week - Max buries his sausage in the garden while Stephen gets bricked up. Tony Wright also joins the boys!

S4 Ep25: The Greatest Invention Of All Time!

15 Oct 2025

Contributed by Lukas

This week: McGrath brings in a cool gadget, Max downloads Tinder and Stephen jets off for secret filming!

S4 Ep24: Mr Lookalike: The Funniest man on TikTok

08 Oct 2025

Contributed by Lukas

This week: Mr Lookalike talks Tiktok fame, walking a Yorkie chocolate bar at Crufts (or not) and his most outrageous skit yet! Follow Mr Lookalike on...

S4 Ep23: The Royal Family Debate: Do we need them? | EP23

01 Oct 2025

Contributed by Lukas

This week: Max dreams of a warehouse clean-up, Tom buys eczema cream, Stephen gives a sample, and Dave defends the Royals!

S4 Ep22: How to Impress a Woman...

24 Sep 2025

Contributed by Lukas

This week: Ryan is single and ready to mingle, Tom eats 600 g of pasta, Stephen has a nightmare on holiday, and Max starts living at the cinema…

S4 Ep21: Jamali Maddix on Hecklers, Taskmaster & Being Chased by Rod Stewart

17 Sep 2025

Contributed by Lukas

This week, we’re joined by comedian Jamali Maddix to talk about his wild career in television and stand-up, as well as our memories of university to...

S4 Ep20: 'I Became a Millionaire... For a Week!'

10 Sep 2025

Contributed by Lukas

This week: Tom gets robbed, Stephen fixes the washing machine, Dave lives like a king, and Max reveals why he hangs around escalators.

S4 Ep19: Rate My Takeaway Talks Celebrity Fans, His Worst Meal and BEEF

03 Sep 2025

Contributed by Lukas

This week, we're joined by the legendary Danny Malin - Rate My Takeaway - to talk about the best and worst takeaways, a former magic career and seriou...

S4 Ep18: The WORST Thing We've EVER Done!

27 Aug 2025

Contributed by Lukas

This week - Max performs unspeakable acts to a badger, while we also meet a frisky Northern Irish couple who admit their darkest secret!

S4 Ep17: Max Gets Pranked by a Fake Doctor

20 Aug 2025

Contributed by Lukas

This week - Max returns following his deadly leg bite, Tom unveils his most underwhelming talent yet, Stephen shoots a new Sidemen video and we're rej...

S4 Ep16: ChrisMD talks YouTube success, dating disasters and constipation

13 Aug 2025

Contributed by Lukas

This week we're joined by our biggest guest ever (not literally lol) ChrisMD. The episode is almost as jam packed as Chris' bowels at a festival. 

S4 Ep15: Tom's Dirty Secret!

06 Aug 2025

Contributed by Lukas

This week - we uncover Tom's shocking dating profile, Stephen gets a reality check and Max seeks romance of his own on a ghost tour!

S4 Ep14: Ryan's 30th Birthday!

30 Jul 2025

Contributed by Lukas

This week - tensions boil over as we go Go Karting to celebrate Ryan's 30th, while Tom seeks to burn rubber in another way. And it wouldn't be Ryan's ...

S4 Ep13: Josh Jones Talks Awkward Celebrity Encounters, TV Secrets & Max's Worst Gig

23 Jul 2025

Contributed by Lukas

This week - we're joined by comedian Josh Jones - star of '8 Out Of 10 Cats Does Countdown', 'Would I Lie To You' and 'Dancing On Ice'. Josh reminisce...

S4 Ep12: Stephen's 30th Birthday Special!

18 Jul 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Grab your party poppers, your cone-shaped hats and then join the whole gang for Stephen's 30th Birthday Special!

S4 Ep11: Shakes on a Plane

09 Jul 2025

Contributed by Lukas

This week Ryan returns from his big trip, Max is making big moves and Stephen has a little enemy 

S4 Ep10: The Worst Audition EVER

02 Jul 2025

Contributed by Lukas

This week - special guest Callad meets his biggest fan, Tom stars at Hair Con, Max becomes a bigoted parrot and Stephen recalls his worst gig!

S4 Ep9: The Lads on Tour GONE WRONG!

25 Jun 2025

Contributed by Lukas

This week - Tom returns from his catastrophic holiday, Max goes back to school and Stephen attends jury service!

S4 Ep8: The Squid Talks TikTok Fame, His Worst Job & Funeral Muggings

18 Jun 2025

Contributed by Lukas

This week we're joined by Liam - The Squid Vids - to discuss theatre, a phobia of sneezing and being wrapped in clingfilm naked. Meanwhile, tensions b...

S4 Ep7: Hair Transplant From Hell!

11 Jun 2025

Contributed by Lukas

This week - Joe McGrath returns to confront his biggest enemy, Ryan gets tough, Max's IMAX is hijacked and Stephen purchases a new hat.

S4 Ep6: Stephen Pranks Ryan AGAIN!

04 Jun 2025

Contributed by Lukas

This week - Stephen defies gravity, Ryan's acting career is in tatters and Max's cousin stops by!

S4 Ep5: Max's AI Disaster!

28 May 2025

Contributed by Lukas

This week - Tony Wright talks his arch-nemesis 'Moth Man'. Stephen saves a dog and Max eats a magpie.

S4 Ep4: Jamie Hutchinson Talks his Acting Career, Worst Gigs & Eating Sick

21 May 2025

Contributed by Lukas

This week - we're joined by Jamie Hutchinson. As we discuss his Titanic addiction, throwing bricks and the time he finished 8th in Nando's New Comedia...

S4 Ep3: Max's Secret Crush REVEALED!

14 May 2025

Contributed by Lukas

This week, Max reveals his one true love. Meanwhile, Ryan tries to speak and Stephen gets embroiled in a rap battle!

S4 Ep2: We've Cracked America!

07 May 2025

Contributed by Lukas

This week, the podcast appears on the big screen in New York. Tom gets steamy with a spider and Captain Fizz pitches his latest invention.

S4 Ep1: The White Noise Podcast

30 Apr 2025

Contributed by Lukas

This week we talk about Peter Andre's pending Oscar, Stephen's DJing masterclass and how Max ruined a school trip

S3 Ep32: The Christmas Special 2024!

24 Dec 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Ho ho ho-ly smokes it's the return of the greatest podcast! This Christmas special, we discuss...soup mainly. 

S3 Ep31: The 2023 Christmas Special!

21 Dec 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Oh yes! This is the by far the best podcast we've done this year (especially if your name is Ryan)

S3 Ep30: Tom's Final Episode Special

07 Dec 2022

Contributed by Lukas

It's Tom's final episode and what better way to celebrate then by forgetting to invite him to it Beer52 - https://www.beer52.com/STEPHEN Manscaped -...

S3 Ep29: He Sent His Dad A D*ck Pic

05 Oct 2022

Contributed by Lukas

This week we say goodbye to Ryan. We also catch up with everyone to find out what they've been up to since the poddy c's death. Manscaped Use code ...

S3 Ep28: We're Ending The Podcast

07 Sep 2022

Contributed by Lukas

This week we discuss comedy, festivals and Ryan calls out KSI. We're also joined by Duncan Biscuits Manscaped - https://manscaped.com/ Use code  - S...

S3 Ep27: The Worst Thing To Do On A First Date

24 Aug 2022

Contributed by Lukas

This week we're talking about Max losing weight, Stephen winning prizes and Ryan drawing pictures of his mum in the bath

S3 Ep26: We Had A Breakdown

17 Aug 2022

Contributed by Lukas

This episode was so good we had to do it twice. We speak about being left on your wedding day, spying on your neighbours and Pingu kicking the bucket....

S3 Ep25: He Ruined Their Wedding

10 Aug 2022

Contributed by Lukas

This week we talk about Prince William, Love Island and we hear the worst best man speech in history. We're also joined by a fantastic guest Manscape...

S3 Ep24: The Best Prank We've Done

03 Aug 2022

Contributed by Lukas

This week we catch up about our recent birthdays, holidays and what we'd do at a live show. We're also joined by 'laugh-a-minute' Gerald Hogwash

S3 Ep23: The Holiday Special

13 Jul 2022

Contributed by Lukas

This week we talk about our trips to Spain, Boris leaving and how we'd do in a frat house Noom - https://bit.ly/3RqBnLP Manscaped - https://www.mans...

S3 Ep22: The Haircut From Hell

29 Jun 2022

Contributed by Lukas

This week we're talking about police, parenting and pulling in Ibiza. We are also joined by the 2nd best Elvis impersonator in the world

S3 Ep21: Don't Stroke Your Cat There

22 Jun 2022

Contributed by Lukas

This week we spoke about being stranded with £1, a jealous father and the Ryan's strange relationship with his pet cat

S3 Ep20: Speed Dating Disaster

15 Jun 2022

Contributed by Lukas

This week we talk about dating, cheating and wrestling. We also get to hear some of Ryan's brilliant stand up comedy

S3 Ep19: The Funniest Thing We've Ever Seen

08 Jun 2022

Contributed by Lukas

This week we're talking holidays, parades and pints. We also have a double dose of celebrity gossip and some more You Laugh You Lose

S3 Ep18: We Ruined A Funeral

01 Jun 2022

Contributed by Lukas

This week we're talking Rihanna, reincarnation and Ryan's massive head. We're also joined by two of the toughest men the podcast room has ever seen. ...

S3 Ep17: I Got Banned From A Water Park

25 May 2022

Contributed by Lukas

This week we're talking about holidays, live shows and Margaret Thatcher's erection

S3 Ep16: The Biggest Cover Up In History

18 May 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Yes, that title is about Ryan painting over his wall. Shame on him. We also put the world to rights as we discuss what we need to get rid of.

S3 Ep15: The School Fashion Show

11 May 2022

Contributed by Lukas

This week we discuss the emergency services, sexy tractors and serial killers. We're also joined by one fantastic guest and one weirdo.

S3 Ep14: How To Survive A Zombie Apocalypse

04 May 2022

Contributed by Lukas

This week we're talking about decorating, dreading and surviving. We also have some great guests including a rap duo Noom - https://bit.ly/39yE8cC

S3 Ep13: Worst Birthday Ever

27 Apr 2022

Contributed by Lukas

This week we talk pole dancing, exotic farms and working at Tesco Cafe. We are joined by a great guest and James Ormrod is here too 

S3 Ep12: The Great British Dream

20 Apr 2022

Contributed by Lukas

This week we talk about Tom being a ninja, Tony being cheeky in the shops and Stephen getting creamy. We're also joined by 2 guests and a terrible ins...

S3 Ep11: The 100th Episode Special

13 Apr 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Oh yeah, it's the one (hundredth lol) you've all been waiting for! This week we celebrate 100 episodes of the podcast by being punished. We also have ...

S3 Ep10: We Were On The News

06 Apr 2022

Contributed by Lukas

This week we're talking about Will Smith getting angry at the Oscars, Joe getting married and me getting a mini Tesla. 

S3 Ep9: An Idiot Abroad

30 Mar 2022

Contributed by Lukas

This week we talk about Max in Paris, Stephen in detail and Ryan the in-bred. We also have some great celebrity gossip and a forgettable guest

S3 Ep8: I Shat Myself At Work

23 Mar 2022

Contributed by Lukas

This week we're talking about Tom's trip to Milton Keynes, Stephen's trip to Sheffield and Tony's trip to the toilets

S3 Ep7: Getting High With Celebrities

16 Mar 2022

Contributed by Lukas

This week we're talking about Max's trip to Paris, Tom's trip to Sunderland and Stephen's trump in an escape room (didn't happen). 

S3 Ep6: I'll Never Do This Again

09 Mar 2022

Contributed by Lukas

This week we're talking about me meeting TikTokers, Tom meeting athletes and Max meeting Eminem.   

S3 Ep5: A P*do Up A Tree

02 Mar 2022

Contributed by Lukas

This week we're talking about The Queen, World War 3 and most importantly...a bad man being stuck up a tree

S3 Ep4: Stephen Tries And The No Good Prince

23 Feb 2022

Contributed by Lukas

This week we are joined by comedian, wrestler and actor...Tony Wright (Wright Wright). We discuss a dirty Prince, the Superbowl and becoming Molly Mae...

S3 Ep3: Stephen Tries: Time Travel

16 Feb 2022

Contributed by Lukas

This week we talk about Kurt Zouma, time travel, what we're the best at and Joe in Burger King. We also have a visit from an amazing and handsome gues...

S3 Ep2: Who Is The Goat?

09 Feb 2022

Contributed by Lukas

This week we're debating who is the greatest athlete of all time. Unfortunately, Max is not in the running as he got a stitch, lol. We also have some ...

S3 Ep1: The Boys Are Back In Town

02 Feb 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Oh yeah, it's series 3 baby! This week we're talking about New Year's resolutions, Kim & Kanye obvs and we also have some new segments. You. Are. ...

S2 Ep44: The Top 10 Moments | Series 2

19 Jan 2022

Contributed by Lukas

It's the final episode of the series, so we're going over your top 10 moments, enjoy

S2 Ep43: The Christmas Special!

22 Dec 2021

Contributed by Lukas

It's the most wonderful time of the year, when 7 guys get together and make some hideous jokes. This episode has some great Christmas anecdotes, secre...

S2 Ep42: Stephen Tries: Biro Pens 2

15 Dec 2021

Contributed by Lukas

It's back baby and inkier than ever. We exchange some of the greatest pen-based anecdotes ever told! We're also joined by local hard man Bryan Skupeth...

S2 Ep41: How To Be Stormy

08 Dec 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Hahaha what a title. This week we're talking about the big storm, Mr Beast and the Kims (Jong un and Kardashian). We also bring back the great game 'O...

S2 Ep40: Driving Tests & Giving Girls The Ick

01 Dec 2021

Contributed by Lukas

This week the gang is back to talk about driving tests, the Nation's favourite sex position and how we would change the world by going back in time. W...

S2 Ep39: Stephen Tries Stand Up Comedy Again

24 Nov 2021

Contributed by Lukas

This week we're talking about an 8 hour DJ set, our idea of Heaven and Stephen returning to stand up comedy. Fear not, we also have a fresh helping of...

S2 Ep38: Stephen Tries Is On Fire

17 Nov 2021

Contributed by Lukas

This week we talk about Stephen working with Netflix, Max working with Gymshark and Ryan working Dave. We also have some great jokes about Planet Eart...

S2 Ep37: How Max Became A Gymshark Athlete

10 Nov 2021

Contributed by Lukas

This week the boys are back in town to discuss time travel, filming for Netflix and of course Tom Looney's celebrity gossip. If that's not enough we a...

S2 Ep36: The Sidemen, Parties & Sucking Toes

03 Nov 2021

Contributed by Lukas

This week we talk about filming with the Sidemen, getting drunk at an 8th birthday party and Paul Scholes breaking Twitter. We are also joined by a Kn...

S2 Ep35: We Went Dogging

27 Oct 2021

Contributed by Lukas

As you can guess from the title, Joe is back in the podcast. We're talking about Adele, Batman and Stephen's beef with squirrels. There's also some gr...

S2 Ep34: The Scam Of The Century

20 Oct 2021

Contributed by Lukas

This week we're talking about all the big guys: Salt Bae, the Newcastle takeover and probably the worst advertising campaign ever. We also have a grea...

S2 Ep33: The 100K Special

13 Oct 2021

Contributed by Lukas

It's the one you've all (or at least some of you) have been waiting for. It's the 100k special, with all your podcast favourites. We have loads of awa...

S2 Ep32: The Most Shocking Story We've Heard

29 Sep 2021

Contributed by Lukas

 This week we are joined by a special guest who doesn't have a Yorkshire accent. We also talk about birds, wings and Joe's dislocated shoulder story....

S2 Ep31: We're Going To Ibiza

22 Sep 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Ahoy hoy! This week we speak about Come Dine With Me, the Met gala and drunkenly booking to go to Ibiza Air up - Get 15% off starter sets with code s...

S2 Ep30: Getting Embarrassed By A Stripper

15 Sep 2021

Contributed by Lukas

This week we talk about Max's disaster of a dinner party, falling over at a wedding and embarrassing stripper stories

S2 Ep29: Stephen Tries: On The Road

08 Sep 2021

Contributed by Lukas

This week we're talking about Kanye West, getting the sack and running over James Corden. We are also joined by a terrible guest and Dave returns to S...

S2 Ep28: What Makes Men Cry

01 Sep 2021

Contributed by Lukas

This week we're talking about the real issues such as fudge sauce, Dirty Desmond and The Met Gala seating plan 

S2 Ep27: War, Hooligans and Throwing Stones At Germans

25 Aug 2021

Contributed by Lukas

This week four beta males talk about everything from the Middle East to Ryan Reynolds. We have a whole host of great segments including a very controv...

S2 Ep26: One Must Go

18 Aug 2021

Contributed by Lukas

This week on the podcast we are getting rid of the worst things in our lives (Not Joe, he's been at the bottom of a river for weeks). We also discuss ...

S2 Ep25: ChrisMD Ruined My Birthday

11 Aug 2021

Contributed by Lukas

This week we have the return of fan favourite Ryan Lock. We discuss the X Factor, Olympics, Stephen's birthday surprise and so much more Beer 52: htt...

S2 Ep24: The Devil's Anus & Dodgy Olympics

04 Aug 2021

Contributed by Lukas

This week we discuss the Olympics and the dodgy traditions. We also discuss Max in A&E, Dave's trip and what not to do at a house party.

S2 Ep23: Going To Jail & Getting Tattoos

28 Jul 2021

Contributed by Lukas

This week we talk about getting inked and getting clinked (put in prison basically but that didn't rhyme). We also have the return of IMax, sorry.