The Worst Idea Of All Time

The Worst Commentary of All Time

22 Nov 2018

Contributed by Lukas

It's finally here. The commentary nobody asked for, in which Guy and Tim provide an audio companion to your watch of Grown Ups 2 (not recommended) or ...

Episode Forty Eight - Matinée

21 Nov 2018

Contributed by Lukas

Just what comes of two men when you sit them in front of Grown Ups 2 for the forth dozen time inside a year? Apparently, it's sour relationships, lots...

Episode Forty Seven - Germans

20 Nov 2018

Contributed by Lukas

Guy and Tim are on the road again, the road to watching Grown Ups 2. With just 5 episodes to go - the boys' mental sanity appears to be at an all time...

Episode Forty Six - ThompsonWood

20 Nov 2018

Contributed by Lukas

Guy and Tim are joined by their friends and NZ comedy people Dai Henwood and Josh Thompson for an extended guest episode. In the Grown Ups 2 arena thi...

Episode Forty Five - Cup

18 Nov 2018

Contributed by Lukas

Guy and Tim are back and they're suprisingly upbeat! Far from the nightmare depression the pair experienced in the last episode, both lads are back in...

Episode Forty Four - 2015

17 Nov 2018

Contributed by Lukas

It's the first day of 2015 and in New Zealand, a wonderful summer day has gripped the whole country. But Guy and Tim aren't at the beach! Or even a pa...

Episode Forty Three and a Half - Coal

16 Nov 2018

Contributed by Lukas

Episode 43 of the podcast was recorded on Christmas eve. Guy was in New Zealand's beautiful South Island, near his family home for the holidays. Tim m...

Episode Forty Three - Machetski

15 Nov 2018

Contributed by Lukas

Twas the morn before ChristmasAnd all through Tim's flatNobody was homeAnd he was down with that.He drunk beer after beer while he watched Grown Ups 2...

Episode Forty Two - PartyShwartzanetor

14 Nov 2018

Contributed by Lukas

Guy and Tim attempt a new method of 'reverse-advertising', Paddy Shwartz has a new name! Most importantly however, Tim has drunken entirely too much g...

Episode Forty One - Tanya?

13 Nov 2018

Contributed by Lukas

Tim is distracted by a blackbird, Guy's had enough. But picking up the ball and running for the try line, the lads bring back the chat. Critical analy...

Episode Forty - LoaferCrocStocks

12 Nov 2018

Contributed by Lukas

Guy and Tim have watched the movie 40 times now and this time, they've recorded an audio commentary. This isn't that audio, it's the episode they deci...

Epsiode Thirty Nine - Farrier

11 Nov 2018

Contributed by Lukas

Guy and Tim are joined by beloved kiwi journalist David Farrier. This week: Tim has to buy a $250 T-shirt; enthusiastic letters from fans, some Insane...

Episode Thirty Eight - Mea Culpa

10 Nov 2018

Contributed by Lukas

Guy's back and more awake than ever. He didn't go to sleep for the whole movie this time! And he's bringing the Paddy Shwartz noise! Facts on where Pa...

Episode Thirty Seven - Shade

09 Nov 2018

Contributed by Lukas

This epsiode the podcast has taken a turn. The boys decided to record during the last half hour of the film, while they watch the remainder of the par...

Episode Thirty Six - Salmon

08 Nov 2018

Contributed by Lukas

Oh no, Guy is very upset. First at the prospect of seeing Grown Ups 2 36 times since the start of the year, then because Tim is trying to shoehorn den...

Episode Thirty Five - Bathroom

07 Nov 2018

Contributed by Lukas

Penny Farthings, got em. Hypothetical yet lengthy discussion about a deer dying in the front yard of the main character? Yup. Appreciation for Stone C...

Episode Thirty Four and A Half - More Corry

06 Nov 2018

Contributed by Lukas

In all their excitement, the lads forgot to do this guest segment with Dominic Corry. So here it is. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more ...

Episode Thirty Four - Corry

05 Nov 2018

Contributed by Lukas

Guy and Tim are joined by New Zealand's greatest film reviewer and connoisseur of terrible comedies, Dominic Corry. In an authoratitive and wide-rangi...

Episode Thirty Three - Lambourne

04 Nov 2018

Contributed by Lukas

Tim Lambourne, New Zealand television and radio personality joins Guy and Tim for a lovely wee watch of the pearl of a film, Grown Ups 2. Lambo shares...

Episode Thirty Two - Glamourpuss

03 Nov 2018

Contributed by Lukas

It's 1:30 in the morning, do you know where your children are? Guy Montgomery is asleep on the couch at Tim Batt's flat. Tim is watching Grown Up...

Episode Thirty One - Experts

02 Nov 2018

Contributed by Lukas

Guy and Tim engage in an adventerous and barely conprehensible watch of the film. Welcome and apologies to all the new listners. There is a Clint East...

Episode 30 - Whaaaaaaaaaaaat!

01 Nov 2018

Contributed by Lukas

Guy and Tim have descended from the giddy heights of last week's episode to analyze the film in brutal detail. There's singing, there's a new segment ...

Episode Twenty Nine - Prawn Salad

31 Oct 2018

Contributed by Lukas

In this episode of the podcast, bare audio witness to the complete breaking down of Guy and Tim's mental function. This is the first epsiode of the po...

Episode Twenty Eight - Return

30 Oct 2018

Contributed by Lukas

Guy has triumphiantly returned from Europe and guess what? He hasn't slept. Not barely a wink. But he's joined by a pretty positive Tim Batt and toget...

Episode Twenty Seven - Off-duty

29 Oct 2018

Contributed by Lukas

The second podcast recorded in one night, Tim's 27th birthday but this time AFTER watching the movie. And boy has it put the aforementioned podca...

Episode Twenty Six - K-Mart

28 Oct 2018

Contributed by Lukas

We're back and catching up. Due to internet issues (discussed on the podcast) Guy and Tim have recorded this ep a week after our last watch.In this ep...

Episode Twenty Five - Matafeo

27 Oct 2018

Contributed by Lukas

Rose Matafeo joins Guy and a whisper quiet Tim on the 25th watch of Grown Ups 2, throwing some much needed positive perspective on the project. That p...

Episode Twenty Four - TwitterDrunk

26 Oct 2018

Contributed by Lukas

The lads have now clocked up two dozen watches of the film and the mood is high. Tim is punchy after several beers on a Friday night (NZ local time) w...

Episode Twenty Three - IMDB

25 Oct 2018

Contributed by Lukas

It's the middle of the night in New Zealand and Tim has to keep his voice down for fear of waking his flatmate, because Tim is one of two men who has ...

Episode Twenty Two - Projector

24 Oct 2018

Contributed by Lukas

The boys are back. Monty in Berlin, Timbo in his new abode. The stakes have never been higher. The boys are on the cusp of world records here (probabl...

Episode Twenty One - Stye

23 Oct 2018

Contributed by Lukas

Guy continues his march through Europe. Tim is moving house. Nobody is happy. But the boys have been brought together by that gem of a comedy flick Gr...

Episode Twenty - Echo

22 Oct 2018

Contributed by Lukas

Plauged by technical errors and conflicting time schedules the boys finally found time to watch the movie simultaneously on Skype with each other and ...

Episode Nineteen - Fragility

21 Oct 2018

Contributed by Lukas

It's the last episode before Guy goes to Europe and the mood is low. Guy and Tim have watched the film at night in bed together after a couple drinks....

Episode Eighteen - Production Values

20 Oct 2018

Contributed by Lukas

Guy and Tim are back with beers, pizza and a new lease on the movie they're putting themselves through watching 52 times. After four weeks, the lads h...

Episode Seventeen - Agent

19 Oct 2018

Contributed by Lukas

In this edition of the podcast, Guy and Tim do a little role-play. Guns are discussed. The delicate subject of necrophilia is apporached and the quest...

Episode Sixteen - Knife

18 Oct 2018

Contributed by Lukas

It's Winter, it's Queens Birthday Weekend. The stage is set. A roaring fire. A glass of red. An apple crumble (made from scratch by Tim). The lads hav...

Episode Fifteen - Fruit Burst

17 Oct 2018

Contributed by Lukas

Guy and Tim have watched Grown Ups 2 again. They drunk- beers. They've eaten Shewsburys. They've been thinking about the film and lots about things th...

Episode Fourteen - Matrix

16 Oct 2018

Contributed by Lukas

Guy and Tim are back at it again and there's no guest to hide behind, no special format to break up the monotony, just a straight, back-to-basics watc...

Episode Thirteen - FitzHigham

15 Oct 2018

Contributed by Lukas

Guy and Tim are struggling to hold on so they've brought another special guest into the fold: This week, British Comedian, multiple world record holde...

Episode Twelve - Acaster

14 Oct 2018

Contributed by Lukas

Guy and Tim have done a double hitter, back to back watches of Grown Ups 2. And they've got special guest, UK comedian James Acaster in the studio. A ...

Episode Eleven - Wellington

14 Oct 2018

Contributed by Lukas

Guy and Tim are in Wellington facing technical issues and a comedy festival. But in spite of all these trials and tribulations the boys have pressed t...

Episode Ten - Drinking

12 Oct 2018

Contributed by Lukas

DOUBLE DIGITS BITCHES! They said it couldn't be done, but guess what? Guy and Tim have now watched Grown Ups 2 once a week for ten weeks in a row. To ...

Episode Nine - Dressing

11 Oct 2018

Contributed by Lukas

It was the worst of times, it was the worst of times. The boys are at their wits' end and the light at the end of the tunnel is still an incredibly lo...

Episode Eight - Forty Eight

10 Oct 2018

Contributed by Lukas

Fresh from a weekend of film making in the 48Hour film competition, Guy has convinced Tim to do the podcast sleep deprived and with a room full of fri...

Episode Seven - Godot

09 Oct 2018

Contributed by Lukas

Tim and Guy are back and more miserable than ever. Having watched another 101 minutes of the god awful Grown Ups 2, the lads have also instituted a ne...

Episode Six - Mum

08 Oct 2018

Contributed by Lukas

We go further down the rabbit hole with regard to Hollywood accounting, Guy receives a phone call from his mum and Tim floats another conspiracy theor...

Episode Five - Frayed

07 Oct 2018

Contributed by Lukas

This week, Tim and Guy attempt to drill into the accounting practices of Hollywood, animal cruelty on screen and also attempt to name five characters ...

Episode Four - Dread (Dredd)

06 Oct 2018

Contributed by Lukas

Guy's found a way to digest the film; Alcoholic ginger beer. Also discussed Guy's childhood, Tim's musical information nobody cares about and we dig i...

Episode Three - Croissant

05 Oct 2018

Contributed by Lukas

It's awards season so we discuss the 8 awards Grown Ups 2 was nominated for. We also go deep on the purpose/justification for this damn movie. Also, a...

Episode Two - Ballet

04 Oct 2018

Contributed by Lukas

A discussion on the talented Jon Lovitz and his role in the film, the strange ballet recital scene and the best analogy for this film. Also, a re...

Episode One - Difficulties

03 Oct 2018

Contributed by Lukas

Production note: Apologies for the terrible audio quality (especially on Guy's voice) - had some technical issues but it'll be better next week.Welcom...

Friendzone Seventy Six

02 Oct 2018

Contributed by Lukas

Check out our friends at The Ersties Podcast - a feminist sex and relationship podcast. It's also Guy's birthday and in his new found old age, he's fo...

Review: Double Down

26 Sep 2018

Contributed by Lukas

It's the final Neil Breen pitcture to be reviewed by the boiz but the first feature made by the Machine himself. This movie, as per usual, challenges ...

Friendzone Seventy Five

24 Sep 2018

Contributed by Lukas

We got some good cogs in the 'zone in this addition and we got a birthday boi coming up on a big number. The Flash is off to Toronoto for the Justin F...

Friendzone 74

12 Sep 2018

Contributed by Lukas

Time to find out what happened to Monty's teeth! Let us also band together in defence of Jonathan Lipnicki. We've got mail from 30,000 feet in the ai...

Review: Nacho Libre

06 Sep 2018

Contributed by Lukas

This film was selected by the Decider's Club at Patreon.com/TWIOAT.You picked it so they watched. It's time for a critical analysis of the Jack Black ...

Friendzone Seventy Three

02 Sep 2018

Contributed by Lukas

Timbo's back from his honeymoon so welcome back to The Friendzone! And this just in: one of our friends has watched Sex and The City 2, 72 times! #Pra...

Review: From Justin to Kelly

03 Aug 2018

Contributed by Lukas

Selected and funded by the Patreon.com/TWIOAT contributers, TimGuy took the last poll's runner up and watched 2002's American Idol's runner up Justin ...

Friendzone Seventy Two

28 Jul 2018

Contributed by Lukas

Well it's the 72nd Friendzone and it's a beautiful time in winter New Zealand and summer New York City. Guy's been hosting some kiwi pals stateside an...

Review: Lost In Space (1998)

24 Jul 2018

Contributed by Lukas

The Decider's Club has ruled, and the boiz have obeyed. It's time to check out the Matt Le Blanc-led Lost in Space big screen adaption, starring a sex...

Friendzone Seventy One

08 Jul 2018

Contributed by Lukas

Good whatever to you, it's the boiz! Here they come, with a pocket full of dreams and a breifcase full of mergers. In this 'zone we hear from the best...

Friendzone Seventy (take two)

19 Jun 2018

Contributed by Lukas

Fun story: Timbo and Guyguy recorded a FZ a few days ago but the old wide-brim-hatted adventurer Mr Montgomery gone done deleted it. Please enoy this ...

Review: Jack and Jill

28 May 2018

Contributed by Lukas

The boiz have dipped back into the Sandler well to sip from a cup that was oft wished for by Worst Idea fans. Roundly considered the worst Adam Sandle...

Friendzone Sixty Nine (nice)

20 May 2018

Contributed by Lukas

It's a small world after all, especially when Timbo and Guyguy are singing over the telephone to each other. In this promotional-heavy 'zone - the boy...

Review: Pass Thru

14 May 2018

Contributed by Lukas

This was originally recorded and released for our Patreon supporters in December 2017.Neil Breen's 2016 assault on the mind is Pass Thru; An alien Art...

Review: Toys

07 May 2018

Contributed by Lukas

This was originally recorded and released for our Patreon supporters in August 2017.Tim and Guy finally sat down to watch the Barry Levinson directed ...

DirCom: Gods Not Dead

30 Apr 2018

Contributed by Lukas

This was originally recorded and released for our Patreon supporters in May 2017.Sadly, the writers, director, producers or anyone else associated wit...

Friendzone Sixty Eight

26 Apr 2018

Contributed by Lukas

Joined by their friend Rose Matafeo in a room inside Australia's city of Sydney, Guy and Tim are digging through memories, messages, human biology and...

DirCom: Baby Geniuses 2 - Superbabies

23 Apr 2018

Contributed by Lukas

Originally recorded and released for our Patreon supporters in April 2017.The ghost of director Bob Clark is joined by Superbabies: Baby Geniuses 2 pr...

Friendzone Sixty Seven

18 Apr 2018

Contributed by Lukas

All you need to know is that Timbo and Guyguy have saved a life (maybe). Stay tuned for the gripping and efficient tale. Hosted on Acast. See acast.c...

DirCom: Southland Tales

16 Apr 2018

Contributed by Lukas

Originally recorded and released to our Patreon supporters in March 2017.Director/screen writer/visionary Richard Kelly is joined by producer/associat...

DirCom: Batman and Robin

09 Apr 2018

Contributed by Lukas

Originally recorded and released for the Patreon supporters in Jan 2017.Join the film's director Joel Schumacher and screen writer Akiva Goldsman for ...

Friendzone Sixty Six

30 Mar 2018

Contributed by Lukas

Tickets to Guy's shows can be found hereTickets to Tim's shows can be found hereIt's the last of the summer wine. Please enjoy a private discussion be...

Friendzone Sixty Five

03 Feb 2018

Contributed by Lukas

Guy's in New Zealand and the microphones are turned up a bit too high (sorry about that) but we've got more enthusiastic messages from support from fa...

Jingle All The Way

29 Jan 2018

Contributed by Lukas

Your boiz have a Patreon and on that Patreon, some contibutors decide a different movie for Timbly and Guybo to watch. In this first episode (released...

Friendzone Sixty Four

21 Jan 2018

Contributed by Lukas

THE BOYZ ARE BACK! Guy's feeling under the weather but the people miss his cyst. Timbo is just Timbo. In this Friendzone, we've got answers to Jewish ...

Episode Sixty: Bloody Money (ft. Matt Gourley)

13 Dec 2017

Contributed by Lukas

Guybo and Timbly are joined by the lovely and talented Matt Gourley for a live LA show to end this God forsaken project. Let's not beat around the bu...

Friendzone Sixty Three

11 Dec 2017

Contributed by Lukas

The boiz recorded this Friendzone AFTER the final episode, which isn't out at the time of this Friendzone's release. Bit of a headf*ck. In this lovely...

Episode Fifty Nine: NYC Live ft. Maeve Higgins

06 Dec 2017

Contributed by Lukas

The boiz are joined by a packed out Bell House theatre and fantastic Irish comedian Maeve Higgins. The journey is fast drawing to a close and it’s t...

Friendzone Sixty Two

27 Nov 2017

Contributed by Lukas

NYC and LA live shows are days away: Tickets from worstideaofalltime.comGuybo and Timbo are in Huntington, West Virginia staying with their friend, Ju...

Thanksgiving Miracle (ft. Justin McElroy)

23 Nov 2017

Contributed by Lukas

In a Worst Idea Thanksgiving Miracle, Tim and Guy have landed at Justin McElroy's house in Huntington, West Virginia for a podcast treat. My Brother, ...

Friendzone Sixty One

14 Nov 2017

Contributed by Lukas

On the Friendzone this week - someone has written the boiz to let them know they've made a gross error for the last three and a half years. Tim reveal...

Fifty Eight - A Review (ft critic Richard Lawson)

10 Nov 2017

Contributed by Lukas

The boiz are together in NYC and joined by real life film critic for Vanity Fair, Richard Lawson (@rilaws). Together the trio take a loving look at ev...

Friendzone Sixty

31 Oct 2017

Contributed by Lukas

The boys have a big announcement to make: Live shows to round off the podcast in New York City and LA (location and date TBC). Apart from that it's ju...

Fifty Seven - Uncharted Waters

24 Oct 2017

Contributed by Lukas

Sponsored by DollarShaveClub.comThe boiz are really digging deep this week. The Flash is sharing some stories of his adventures in NYC and corn chip i...

Friendzone Sixty

20 Oct 2017

Contributed by Lukas

Tim and Guy may now be thousands of miles apart but the Friendzone knows no physical boundaries! Lovely kitchen noises pervade a Friendzone this week ...

Fifty Six - Guy-tmare

16 Oct 2017

Contributed by Lukas

Sponsored by DollarShaveClub.comTimbly awakens Guyguy (who is sleeping off a boozy night of activities) with an early morning watch of WE ARE YOUR FRI...

Friendzone Fifty Eight

04 Oct 2017

Contributed by Lukas

Sponsored by DollarShaveClub.comTimguy and Guytim are in the studio reading fan mail in synnecrosis, which is terrifying. But before that nightmare, s...

Fifty Five - Kind Eric

27 Sep 2017

Contributed by Lukas

Sponsored by DollarShaveClub.comMonty and the Batman have just watched a strange version of the film in black and white with no dialgue but with all t...

Friendzone Fifty Seven

25 Sep 2017

Contributed by Lukas

Sponsored by www.DollarShaveClub.com/WorstIdeaThe boiz have taken the poddy on location! To a bar! Timbo's gone hog wild and starts eating on mic and ...

Fifty Four - Failed Taxidermist (Ft. Carlo Ritchie)

17 Sep 2017

Contributed by Lukas

The boiz are joined by another great boi. A boi from Australia. A boi named Carlo Ritchie. The guy sure kills a lot of cats but he's a lovely host to ...

Friendzone Fifty Six

14 Sep 2017

Contributed by Lukas

Timbly is gonna need to lay low for a while, he's getting all ready to rob a bank. And Guybo is in Australia among the criminals already, so no need t...

Fifty Three - Fruit Loops and Ice Cream

08 Sep 2017

Contributed by Lukas

Recorded live at Christchurch's Dark Room live venue in front of a live audience, the boiz are back in their hometown. Guybo is trying to describe the...

Friendzone Fifty Five

06 Sep 2017

Contributed by Lukas

The boiz are post-brekkie and ready to attempt a Ulysses S Grant impersonation that will shock and horrorify. Today we hear from champion marathon ru...

Fifty Two - Ant Marathon

03 Sep 2017

Contributed by Lukas

Timbly and Guybo are in their native's capital: Wellington, talking to a sold out audience of snivelling public servants about what it's like to keep ...

Friendzone Fifty Four

28 Aug 2017

Contributed by Lukas

Grab your Highlander-style Claymore and get a Stitcher Premium free trial cause it's time to jump into the Friendzone! Set theory jokes are completely...

DIRECTOR'S COMMENTARY (FOUR)

23 Aug 2017

Contributed by Lukas

Well this is it. After 3 years, hundreds of episodes, days worth of recording - your two boiz have hit their lowest ebb. Guy continues to discuss his ...

Friendzone Fifty Three

13 Aug 2017

Contributed by Lukas

Timbly is socilating for knife advice and the masses are happy to olbige. We got kiwi fans in Slovakia, we got short films starring Guy Montgomery, w...

DIRECTOR'S COMMENTARY (THREE)

10 Aug 2017

Contributed by Lukas

Did Guy ever tell you about the time he saw Liza Minnelli perform Beyonce's smash hit single Single Ladies in Sex and The City 2? Hosted on Acast. S...

Friendzone Fifty Two

07 Aug 2017

Contributed by Lukas

The boiz are in front of some mics and discussing shampoo and conditioner and the order of their application. There's an expensive flask and a ghost a...