Therapy Gecko

"I'M ADDICTED TO CRYPTO TRADING"

08 Jun 2022

Contributed by Lukas

A caller discusses his gambling addiction that started in high school and how its affected him over the course of his life. Then we hear from a caller...

“MY DAD HAD A SECRET”

05 Jun 2022

Contributed by Lukas

We hear first from a caller whose girlfriend has been sadistically shoving various items up his ass including candy, crackers, and cactuses. Then a ca...

"I'M A REAL PRIVATE DETECTIVE"

01 Jun 2022

Contributed by Lukas

A caller tells me she just started a new job as a private investigator for hire, which is basically legally paying someone to stalk a person for you. ...

"MY PARENTS ARE POLYGAMOUS"

29 May 2022

Contributed by Lukas

I talk for about 10 minutes with a guy who's hiding in a utility closet. He tells me he hides in there often, and what he is hiding from.Afterwards a ...

"I COMMITTED MARRIAGE FRAUD"

25 May 2022

Contributed by Lukas

A caller tells me how he married his platonic male best friend in order to receive better benefits from his job and how the marriage has been going so...

BEING A GECKO IN REAL LIFE

22 May 2022

Contributed by Lukas

WE'RE TRYING SOMETHING NEW: I threw my phone out the window this episode and ventured out into the real world to talk to people as a gecko face to fac...

THE LEGEND OF THE BOOGER CHAIR

18 May 2022

Contributed by Lukas

A caller and I get deep into it about how much of a person's identity should be tied to external things after she tells me about an injury that ended ...

"MY BOSS PUT A CURSE ON ME"

15 May 2022

Contributed by Lukas

I talk to a caller who's convinced they've been cursed by their employer after experiencing a string of unusual happenings. We chat about how they int...

ANDREW CALLAGHAN GIVES ADVICE AS A GECKO

11 May 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Calls start around 11:13I am joined in this episode by journalist Andrew Callaghan of All Gas No Breaks/Channel 5. Andrew is known for his documentari...

Therapy Gecko Live from LA (in front of human people)

08 May 2022

Contributed by Lukas

I recorded this episode in live in front of 200 people at the Lodge Room in Los Angeles. For the first half of the show I talk to callers, then at aro...

"I WAS ABDUCTED BY ALIENS"

04 May 2022

Contributed by Lukas

A caller tells me about the lifelong harassment he's endured from what he believes are visitors from another planet. We dissect the intentions of the ...

BENNY BLANCO GIVES ADVICE AS A GECKO

01 May 2022

Contributed by Lukas

I am joined on this episode by musician Benny Blanco to talk to people on the phone. Benny is known for his work with artists like Justin Bieber, Ed S...

"WE'RE TRYING AN OPEN RELATIONSHIP"

27 Apr 2022

Contributed by Lukas

A couple calls in to talk about their sex life. The guy says he's no longer interested in having sex, so he wants his girlfriend to fill her needs els...

"I'M ADDICTED TO HENTAI"

24 Apr 2022

Contributed by Lukas

A caller discloses how his hentai addiction is affecting his life on multiple fronts. I also hear from a caller who stalks their ex using a fake Insta...

"MY PARTNER WANTS ME TO SELL DRUGS"

20 Apr 2022

Contributed by Lukas

A retired drug dealer calls in and we weigh the pros and cons of returning to the game after their partner suggests doing so.  Then talk to a caller...

MARC REBILLET GIVES ADVICE AS A GECKO

17 Apr 2022

Contributed by Lukas

I am joined this episode by musician and entertainer Marc Rebillet. He is known for his signature style of bridging electronic music and comedy. He is...

BROTHERS, MINIONS, TESTICULAR TORSION

13 Apr 2022

Contributed by Lukas

We talk to a caller who is struggling to connect with his incarcerated brother, a man who had a testicular emergency,  and a son who's conflicted abo...

ERICK THE ARCHITECT GIVES ADVICE AS A GECKO

10 Apr 2022

Contributed by Lukas

I'm joined on this episode by rapper and producer Erick The Architect. Erick is known for being a member of the hip hop group Flatbush Zombies and for...

"MY FIANCE NEGLECTS ME FOR VIDEO GAMES"

06 Apr 2022

Contributed by Lukas

A caller expresses concern over her partner's love for video games and how it's affecting their relationship. After that a woman tells me about how s...

SLEEP PARALYSIS GECKO (with Kenny Beats)

30 Mar 2022

Contributed by Lukas

My guest for this episode is a producer named Kenny Beats. He's known for his work with artists like Freddie Gibbs, Vince Staples, Ed Sheeran, Denzel ...

"MY AUNT HIT ON ME"

27 Mar 2022

Contributed by Lukas

A guy reads me a promiscuous text message that he received from his aunt, who he believes is a bad person. His wife also hops on the line and gives he...

"I DIED AND CAME BACK TO LIFE"

23 Mar 2022

Contributed by Lukas

A guy calls in to tell me about a near-death experience that completely reshaped how he views life. Then a former dominatrix describes the logistical ...

ONE GECK CLOSES ANOTHER GECK OPENS (ft. Buddy)

20 Mar 2022

Contributed by Lukas

My guest for this podcast is a rapper named Buddy. He’s made music with the likes of Wiz Khalifa, Chance the Rapper, A$AP Ferg, Nipsy Hussle, and mo...

"I HAVE A WEED DISEASE THING"

16 Mar 2022

Contributed by Lukas

A caller tells me about a disease they developed by smoking too much weed called Cannabinoid Hyperemesis Syndrome. I didn't know that you could get a ...

DENZEL CURRY BECOMES A GECKO

13 Mar 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Denzel Curry joins me on this podcast to be a gecko and talk to people about life, death, coyotes, sugar daddies, art, being swallowed by whales, and ...

"I'M A PHONE SEX OPERATOR"

09 Mar 2022

Contributed by Lukas

I talk to a lady who does phone sex for a living and she tells me that my job and her job aren’t so different. She explains the gig in depth - the t...

"MY BOYFRIEND WORE MY THONG"

06 Mar 2022

Contributed by Lukas

I talk to a girl who is driving a car and she tells me about a time she walked in on her boyfriend wearing her thong. I also talk to a guy who tells m...

"I LEFT A CULT AFTER 22 YEARS"

02 Mar 2022

Contributed by Lukas

I talk to a guy about leaving the Jehovah's Witnesses after 22 years, how his family abandoned him after, and then how he built a life of his own with...

"I HAD SEX WITH A DEMON"

27 Feb 2022

Contributed by Lukas

A caller describes in detail their experience having sex with an incubus. I didn't know what an incubus was and they told me it's a male sex demon thi...

"I SMOKED CRACK WITH A STRANGER"

23 Feb 2022

Contributed by Lukas

A guy named Cory calls me. We discuss how he has a very positive outlook on life and how much that inspires me. Then he tells me a story of the time h...

GECKLINE (with Dr. Drew)

20 Feb 2022

Contributed by Lukas

I ramble until like 4:30I’m joined on this very special episode by Dr. Drew Pinsky. He is an actual board certified physician who was the host of th...

AUTOGEXUAL (ft. 24kGoldn)

13 Feb 2022

Contributed by Lukas

24kGoldn comes in at 17:20A caller starts down the path of becoming a "camboy" as a way to attract the attention he's been craving since his girlfrien...

“MY ROOMMATE SLEPT WITH MY DAD”

06 Feb 2022

Contributed by Lukas

One of my favorite episodes lately. Callers include a woman who believes her roommate is sleeping with her dad, an anonymous drug dealer who details h...

A GECK IN TIME

30 Jan 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Calls from a man whose wife said she's getting bored of him, a 70 year old prospector living in isolation, a real therapist who explains the differenc...

LECANTOUS GECKOUS (ft. Aminé)

23 Jan 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Aminé comes in at 31:26A caller wonders whether or not she should go on a date, we talk to a mailman as he does his rounds, a college kid throwing a ...

CLUMP ALERT (with Zack Fox)

16 Jan 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Calls start at 26:40. In this episode I am joined by rapper/comedian Zack Fox who is known for his collaborations with Thundercat and Flying Lotus, wr...

THE PILONIDAL CYST

09 Jan 2022

Contributed by Lukas

A caller tells their experience losing 8 years of memories in a LARPing accident, a family deals with a son who can't stop farting, a caller and I rea...

GECKS AND DOGS

02 Jan 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Stories of being in and out of juvie, peeing on the floor of a Mexican restaurant, a rebellion against the landlord, and more. We also hear from a new...

TROUBLE GECK (ft. Attorney Tom)

26 Dec 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Callers phone in to tell me and my pal Attorney Tom about times they have been in trouble. Stories of getting arrested in cosplay, peeing in a frat ho...

TIRES AND TIRED

19 Dec 2021

Contributed by Lukas

A guy calls in to tell me how much he loves tires. We talk about tires for at least 12 minutes. He tells me not only why he loves tires, but how his o...

GECKO FLAVORED VAPE JUICE

12 Dec 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Stories of dunking a burrito into a bottle of soda, maintaining your identity after a new diagnosis, passing time in a gas station bathroom by listeni...

"I POOPED IN THE LAZY RIVER"

05 Dec 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Callers include someone who shat in the lazy river at a water park, a man who’s partner is thinking of adding a third into the bedroom, a husband wh...

HAVE YOU EVER BEEN IN TROUBLE?

28 Nov 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Calls from a woman who sent her husband to jail, a couple who might keep their cat’s corpse as a decoration, a person traveling the country in her v...

THE DEBAUCHED GECKSOME

21 Nov 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Callers include 4 people debating if they should have an orgy, a guy who clogged a toilet at a party, a 22-year-old dad navigating parenthood, a guy a...

THIS PODCAST IS HOSTED BY A GECKO

15 Nov 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Callers include a lady who collects people's bones, a woman who recently started working at a rehab facility, an Australian guy who moved to America t...

HAVE YOU EVER GOTTEN REVENGE?

08 Nov 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Callers talk about getting revenge once more. Stories include replacing shampoo with super glue, putting sugar in the ex-husband’s gas tank, pushing...

WHAT CAN YOU MAKE?

31 Oct 2021

Contributed by Lukas

People tell me about things they can make. Pancakes, conversation, war. People can make all kinds of things, and in this very episode we will learn ab...

WHAT'S YOUR FANTASY?

25 Oct 2021

Contributed by Lukas

I ask callers about their various fantasies. Y'know - I know I'm supposed to use this box to talk more about what the episode is about, but what if I ...

WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE IDEA?

18 Oct 2021

Contributed by Lukas

People call and tell me their favorite ideas. Lots of things can be an idea. Friendship is an idea, hats are an idea, this sentence is an idea. There ...

THE DUNKACCINO INCIDENT

10 Oct 2021

Contributed by Lukas

A somewhat intense episode featuring an older woman with brain damage who tells us about her past, an anonymous caller about to get married to a woman...

LIL YACHTY JOINS ME TO GECK IT UP BIG

03 Oct 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Rapper Lil Yachty joins me on the podcast to be a gecko and talk to people on the phone. I am serious. This is one of my favorite episodes: Yachty cha...

GECK ME ALL NIGHT LONG

27 Sep 2021

Contributed by Lukas

This episode has nothing to do with sex. I gave it that title because I couldn't come up with any other titles. I am sorry to anyone who that is disap...

TWO PHONES

19 Sep 2021

Contributed by Lukas

A guy calls in to tell me about how he's going to Honduras even though the mafia there has a hit out him. Hope he's alright. Then another guy calls in...

GECKLAND

13 Sep 2021

Contributed by Lukas

This was a very good stream of very good calls. I rode a rollercoaster while asking people what thrills them. You can't tell that i'm on a rollercoast...

CAN SOMETHING BE ANYTHING?

05 Sep 2021

Contributed by Lukas

I ask callers if something can be anything. Also a lot of people talk about moving to Alaska.  Tickets for my Therapy Gecko live show experience are ...

HAVE YOU EVER HAD A VISION?

29 Aug 2021

Contributed by Lukas

In this episode I ask callers if they've ever had a vision, and also if something can be anything. People tell me about weird dreams they've had, fami...

HOW DO YOU KNOW YOU’RE NOT DEAD???

22 Aug 2021

Contributed by Lukas

This is a big hulking episode with a lot of great calls. 2 very important questions here: Do you know anyone? and how do you know you’re not dead? I...

ARE YOU INTERESTING?

15 Aug 2021

Contributed by Lukas

I ask callers if they’re interesting. Someone calls in to tell me that they work at a pet crematorium and burn dead animal bodies all day. I wouldn’...

GECK SCIENCE

08 Aug 2021

Contributed by Lukas

I ask callers if they’ve ever invented anything. Someone calls in and doesn’t answer the question and just tells me about her boyfriend’s balls ...

I AM GECK

01 Aug 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Calls from someone who exclusively watches Hentai, a codependent roommate, a young man going thru a quarter life crisis, and more. I also talk about h...

FIGHT GECK

25 Jul 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Stories of a Dunkin’ Donuts cat fight, how vocal lessons can help while getting mugged, and more. We also meet a Scottish warrior and fuck around wi...

ROUTINE GECKUP

18 Jul 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Callers tell us what they did all day. Stories of a ceramics artist chillin’ on unemployment, shady real estate people, a cat rescuer, and more. I a...

HAVE YOU EVER LIED?

12 Jul 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Callers tell us about their lies. We receive stories of polyamorous adventures, getting held up at gunpoint, the struggles of being a professional ath...

GECKIN' IT UP BIG

05 Jul 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Lots of relationship stuff. And life stuff. And gecko stuff. We’re geckin’ it up big. Come hang. Look I’ll be honest, I completely phoned this d...

GARBAGE GECK

27 Jun 2021

Contributed by Lukas

I ask callers if they’ve ever eaten from the garbage. Stories include getting diarrhea on a first date, dumpster diving outside the grocery store, d...

REVENGE OF THE GECK

21 Jun 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Callers tell stories of revenge on elementary school bullies, ex-boyfriends, teachers, and more.  Tickets for my Therapy Gecko live show experience a...

WHAT'S YOUR SECRET?

14 Jun 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Callers tell us their deepest secrets - including a desire to have sex with a minotaur, their first time getting pegged, a spicy calendar photoshoot f...

WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?

07 Jun 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Topics include a hearse driver who talks to the dead, what it’s like working the night shift at a gas station, whether or not it’s okay for an ele...

HOW HATH THOU SINNED?

31 May 2021

Contributed by Lukas

We talk to callers about their sins. Some light, some heavy. This ep is a rollercoaster. Strap in baby. Tickets for my Therapy Gecko live show experie...

MAJOR LEAGUE GECKO

24 May 2021

Contributed by Lukas

A nice, juicy episode of great calls. Topics include a person who wants to have sex with monsters, how to deal with co-workers you hate, and more. Com...

FOOD FIVE THOUGHT

17 May 2021

Contributed by Lukas

What are thoughts? What is food? We find out the answers to these questions sort of.  Tickets for my Therapy Gecko live show experience are available...

WHAT COLOR IS RED?

10 May 2021

Contributed by Lukas

I ask people what color red is because I have no idea. Topics include a caller who’s lost interest in his wife, a caller that was once addicted to e...

RIDICULOUS GECKO PRANKS

02 May 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Topics include failed senior pranks, an aspiring therapist who has trouble feeling emotion, sexual paintings of cows, and more. We also discuss what i...

A VERY SICK GECKO

21 Apr 2021

Contributed by Lukas

I was very sick last week but I streamed anyway and this is highlights from that. Topics include keeping a lingerie mannequin in your living room, whe...

MY SISTER AND ME (feat. my sister)

14 Apr 2021

Contributed by Lukas

My sister Chloe returns to the podcast to talk with callers about Internet etiquette, labels in relationships, Witch TikTok, and more. Later I speak w...

ONLY IN THE SHOWER

07 Apr 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Topics include doing mushrooms with your mom, leaving the mormon church, meeting strange men from the Internet and more. We also discuss an unconventi...

ANCIENT GECKO TRADITIONS

24 Mar 2021

Contributed by Lukas

We learn all about our callers’ traditions. Including shoving pizza crust up their ass, getting into bar fights, knitting, and more. Tickets for my ...

TACO BELL UNIVERSITY

12 Mar 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Topics include selling vacuum sealed underwear on Craigslist, ghostwriting erotic novels, how to get on your school’s Instagram meme page, and more....

ALL NATURAL LIZARD

05 Mar 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Topics include how to deal with your roommates trying to poison you, why grades are stupid, pissing into a condom, and more. Plus I respond to everyon...

RETURN OF THE GECK (feat. Attorney Tom)

22 Feb 2021

Contributed by Lukas

The Therapy Gecko podcast returns!!! Stories of smuggling drugs into jail, scamming men on the Internet, disgruntled call center workers, and more.Fea...

THE SOUND OF SCOTT

05 Feb 2021

Contributed by Lukas

A cheating spouse, a sadistic 4th grader, and a deep dive into 3 men named Scott. Short and sweet ;) Tickets for my Therapy Gecko live show experience...

THE HOTDOG PHALLICY

27 Jan 2021

Contributed by Lukas

One of my favorite episodes in a while: calls with a confused hotdog enthusiast, a man afraid of his own penis, a closeted anime fan, and more. We als...

A WHOLE THING

22 Jan 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Calls with a horny mom, an alligator wrestler, 2 people who’ve done too much acid, and more. It’s a whole thing. Tickets for my Therapy Gecko live...

NO REGRETS

15 Jan 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Regret from sending nudes, a repressed dominatrix, a hidden bottle of piss, a guest appearance from John Mulaney, and more. Hoooooo-wee!!!!! Tickets f...

EYE OF THE GECKO

07 Jan 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Video game addictions, Craigslist romances, bathroom attacks, and more. This one’s a doozy... Tickets for my Therapy Gecko live show experience are ...

DEEP QUAD

30 Dec 2020

Contributed by Lukas

Getting deep with just 4 callers this episode: stories of escaping a cult, an Englishman too nice for his own good, a skeptic AA member, and then a ca...

HOT ICE

23 Dec 2020

Contributed by Lukas

Stories of train hopping, being seduced by a rich married couple, desperate toilet paper substitutes, and more. We also learn how to distance from fri...

A TALE OF TWO GECKOS

14 Dec 2020

Contributed by Lukas

We discover the dangers of international Tinder usage, speak with a woman who reads death certificates for a living, and learn about ejaculation throu...

TRUTHS AND LIES

02 Dec 2020

Contributed by Lukas

Stories of vehicular assault, whale attacks, and vet technicians. We also talk with a controversial children's entertainer and get high in the parking...

Best of Therapy Gecko - Volume 1

25 Nov 2020

Contributed by Lukas

Once upon a time, a man decided to paint his face green, dress up as a gecko, and chat with anonymous Internet strangers.Explore conversations on repr...

WHIP IT

17 Nov 2020

Contributed by Lukas

A caller buys a ticket to a remote island to go vacationing with a girl he met online and is ghosted upon arrival. We coach him through this L.We also...

LOVE??

09 Nov 2020

Contributed by Lukas

We examine the budding relationship between a chemistry tutor and his student, as well as a man and his ghost friend. We also talk to a self-hating an...

CRAFTING LITTLE MEN

28 Oct 2020

Contributed by Lukas

Stories of flirty roommates, creating little men in a factory, stepdad issues, and more. We also deal with prank callers and wonder if our moms respec...

PARANORMAL LUST

19 Oct 2020

Contributed by Lukas

Stories of porn addiction, blackmail, sleep paralysis demons, and more. We also discuss if we can still be kind even after our kindness has been rejec...

SCANDALS AND WHISPERS

12 Oct 2020

Contributed by Lukas

Stories of erratic haunted house employees, synagogue sex, bird brothels, and more. We also perform gecko ASMR and have a very serious talk about the ...

DREAMLAND

04 Oct 2020

Contributed by Lukas

Stories of secret sex dreams, roommate dilemmas, talking dogs, and more. We also argue the feasibility of cooking meth as a career and discuss moralit...

ATTORNEY GECK (ft. AttorneyTom)

28 Sep 2020

Contributed by Lukas

The most famous catastrophic injury lawyer on TikTok, AttorneyTom, joins us to discuss legal-dilemmas with callers. Stories of a God-fearing career ar...

SINFUL PASSION - Recorded live from Hell

21 Sep 2020

Contributed by Lukas

Stories of prison penpals, Taco Bell gang wars, furry conventions, and more. We also go on a date to GameStop and discover how far we’d go to make s...

ENEMY BEACH

13 Sep 2020

Contributed by Lukas

Stories of destroying an elderly couple’s apartment, cliff jumping, harsh karma, and more. We also put mayonnaise on pancakes and interview Beyoncé...

BANNED AND FORGOTTEN

13 Sep 2020

Contributed by Lukas

Stories of memory loss, juvenile hall, Minecraft trolling, and more. We also go for a bike ride in the middle of the night and wonder what the hell We...