THESE GUYS!

The Art of the Wedding Table

11 Jun 2024

Contributed by Lukas

this week the burpy boys talk about the REAL you got invited to a wedding (bc somebody else couldn't go)🎟️ 𝗕𝗘𝗡𝗡𝗬'𝗦 𝗨𝗣𝗖...

GETABALL

04 Jun 2024

Contributed by Lukas

this week the burpy boys talk about how to get that one dude outta the group picture🎟️ 𝗕𝗘𝗡𝗡𝗬'𝗦 𝗨𝗣𝗖𝗢𝗠𝗜𝗡𝗚...

Surviving Graduation Open Houses

30 May 2024

Contributed by Lukas

this week the burpy boys talk about how you you have to pre-eat before going to your new girl's get together🎟️ 𝗕𝗘𝗡𝗡𝗬'𝗦 𝗨𝗣...

Getting the Lake House Invite

24 May 2024

Contributed by Lukas

this week the burpy boys talk about how you buy food for somebody in hopes that they don't eat it (so you can)🎟️ 𝗕𝗘𝗡𝗡𝗬'𝗦 𝗨𝗣...

Not Bad For A Fat Guy

21 May 2024

Contributed by Lukas

this week the burpy boys talk about how radio guys are SOOOO radio🎟️ 𝗕𝗘𝗡𝗡𝗬'𝗦 𝗨𝗣𝗖𝗢𝗠𝗜𝗡𝗚 𝗦𝗧𝗔𝗡𝗗...

Helmets I Want To Lick

08 May 2024

Contributed by Lukas

this week the burpy boys talked about how guy best friends will send 3 dm's a year and that's totally fine🎟️ 𝗕𝗘𝗡𝗡𝗬'𝗦 𝗨𝗣𝗖...

Nobody Knows the Refs

30 Apr 2024

Contributed by Lukas

this week the burpy boys talked about how weird it is seeing your childhood home again after a long time🎟️ 𝗕𝗘𝗡𝗡𝗬'𝗦 𝗨𝗣𝗖...

Every Team Should Have a Gladiator

23 Apr 2024

Contributed by Lukas

this week the burpy boys talked about how your highschool football coach goes home and tells his wife about how he can't handle the team🎟️ 𝗕𝗘...

Tiger Woods Gatorade

16 Apr 2024

Contributed by Lukas

this week the burpy boys talk about how pedialyte SCAMMED the whole nation🎟️ 𝗕𝗘𝗡𝗡𝗬'𝗦 𝗨𝗣𝗖𝗢𝗠𝗜𝗡𝗚 𝗦𝗧𝗔...

The Eclipse feels like December 21st

10 Apr 2024

Contributed by Lukas

this week the burpy boys talk about the SCARIEST jobs🎟️ 𝗕𝗘𝗡𝗡𝗬'𝗦 𝗨𝗣𝗖𝗢𝗠𝗜𝗡𝗚 𝗦𝗧𝗔𝗡𝗗 𝗨𝗣 ...

F U and your Golden Retriever

03 Apr 2024

Contributed by Lukas

this week the burpy boys talk about your classmate in middle school who finishes their project a week before the deadline🎟️ 𝗕𝗘𝗡𝗡𝗬'...

When Your Girl Cares About The Game💕

26 Mar 2024

Contributed by Lukas

this week the burpy boys talk about what they'd do if their girl pee'd the bed😍🎟️ 𝗕𝗘𝗡𝗡𝗬'𝗦 𝗨𝗣𝗖𝗢𝗠𝗜𝗡𝗚 𝗦...

Johnson & Schmitty's Jersey Numbers

20 Mar 2024

Contributed by Lukas

this week the burpy boys talk about the kind of people you see in church🎟️ 𝗕𝗘𝗡𝗡𝗬'𝗦 𝗨𝗣𝗖𝗢𝗠𝗜𝗡𝗚 𝗦𝗧𝗔...

My Knees Starting To Hurt

05 Mar 2024

Contributed by Lukas

this week the burpy boys talk about Mickey's VIP Party (getting Ciroc bottles with Goofy)🎟️ 𝗕𝗘𝗡𝗡𝗬'𝗦 𝗨𝗣𝗖𝗢𝗠𝗜𝗡...

Rough Housin' Around

27 Feb 2024

Contributed by Lukas

this week the burpy boys talk about your poor friend’s house growing up🎟️ 𝗕𝗘𝗡𝗡𝗬'𝗦 𝗨𝗣𝗖𝗢𝗠𝗜𝗡𝗚 𝗦𝗧𝗔...

We'll Be Cool Cops

06 Feb 2024

Contributed by Lukas

this week the burpy boys talked about being fake sick🎟️ 𝗕𝗘𝗡𝗡𝗬'𝗦 𝗨𝗣𝗖𝗢𝗠𝗜𝗡𝗚 𝗦𝗧𝗔𝗡𝗗 𝗨𝗣 ...

I Wanna Be The Mustard-Ketchup Guy

31 Jan 2024

Contributed by Lukas

this week the burpy boys talked about who they'd be in their double life🎟️ 𝗕𝗘𝗡𝗡𝗬'𝗦 𝗨𝗣𝗖𝗢𝗠𝗜𝗡𝗚 𝗦𝗧𝗔...

The Favre Cam

23 Jan 2024

Contributed by Lukas

this week the burpy boys talked about waking up early to play video games🎟️ 𝗕𝗘𝗡𝗡𝗬'𝗦 𝗨𝗣𝗖𝗢𝗠𝗜𝗡𝗚 𝗦𝗧𝗔...

Dibs on the Bathtub

16 Jan 2024

Contributed by Lukas

this week the burpy boys talk about how Steelers vs Lions on thanksgiving is an NFL Blitz match-up🎟️ 𝗕𝗘𝗡𝗡𝗬'𝗦 𝗨𝗣𝗖𝗢𝗠...

Kiper’s Best Available

09 Jan 2024

Contributed by Lukas

this week the burpy boys talk about the smart tough guys on twitter 🎟️ 𝗕𝗘𝗡𝗡𝗬'𝗦 𝗨𝗣𝗖𝗢𝗠𝗜𝗡𝗚 𝗦𝗧𝗔𝗡...

St. Elmo's Cocktail Sauce is NOT to Played with

03 Jan 2024

Contributed by Lukas

this week the burpy boys faint over the rose bowl logo🎟️ 𝗕𝗘𝗡𝗡𝗬'𝗦 𝗨𝗣𝗖𝗢𝗠𝗜𝗡𝗚 𝗦𝗧𝗔𝗡𝗗 𝗨𝗣...

How Do You Wrap a Bike?

19 Dec 2023

Contributed by Lukas

this week the burpy boys realize that 11 and 30 year old dudes all want the same thing for christmas (cincinnati basketball shorts)🎟️ 𝗕𝗘𝗡...

The Priest Podcast

12 Dec 2023

Contributed by Lukas

this week the burpy boys realize christmas is basically over🎟️ 𝗕𝗘𝗡𝗡𝗬'𝗦 𝗨𝗣𝗖𝗢𝗠𝗜𝗡𝗚 𝗦𝗧𝗔𝗡𝗗 𝗨...

I'll Take 1 Idaho Potato Bowl Plz

05 Dec 2023

Contributed by Lukas

this week the burpy boys realize they're both disney adults 🎟️ 𝗕𝗘𝗡𝗡𝗬'𝗦 𝗨𝗣𝗖𝗢𝗠𝗜𝗡𝗚 𝗦𝗧𝗔𝗡𝗗 𝗨...

Slap Me with a White Airhead

28 Nov 2023

Contributed by Lukas

this week the burpy boys talk about how your dad secretly hates your high school coach🎟️ 𝗕𝗘𝗡𝗡𝗬'𝗦 𝗨𝗣𝗖𝗢𝗠𝗜𝗡𝗚...

Polizzi Minute

21 Nov 2023

Contributed by Lukas

this week the burpy boys talk about wanting to kill yourself at your gf's on thanksgiving🌴 WATCH BENNY ON FBOY ISLAND SEASON 3 STREAMING ON THE CW🔺...

BJ's Bar & Bakery

15 Nov 2023

Contributed by Lukas

this week the burpy boys talked about the worst Christmas song ever🌴 WATCH BENNY ON FBOY ISLAND SEASON 3 STREAMING ON THE CW🔺𝗪𝗔𝗧𝗖𝗛...

Big Ben Sloppy Burger

07 Nov 2023

Contributed by Lukas

this week the burpy boys talked about how they really just want chicken tenders🌴 WATCH BENNY ON FBOY ISLAND SEASON 3 STREAMING ON THE CW🔺𝗪𝗔...

All Pilots Are Jets Players

01 Nov 2023

Contributed by Lukas

this week the burpy boys talked about the worst jerseys🌴 WATCH BENNY ON FBOY ISLAND SEASON 3 STREAMING ON THE CW🔺𝗪𝗔𝗧𝗖𝗛 𝗢𝗡 𝗬...

Driving With A Michael Myers Mask On

24 Oct 2023

Contributed by Lukas

this week the burpy boys talked about who let the dogs out? (joey's dog got out)🌴 𝗪𝗔𝗧𝗖𝗛 𝗕𝗘𝗡𝗡𝗬 𝗢𝗡 𝗙𝗕𝗢𝗬...

Athletes Foot On Purpose

17 Oct 2023

Contributed by Lukas

this week the burpy boys called their dads to ask them about fast food🎟️ JOEY'𝗦 𝗨𝗣𝗖𝗢𝗠𝗜𝗡𝗚 𝗦𝗧𝗔𝗡𝗗 𝗨𝗣...

Got Senior'd Hard

10 Oct 2023

Contributed by Lukas

this week the burpy boys talked about who NEEDS to kiss🎟️ JOEY'𝗦 𝗨𝗣𝗖𝗢𝗠𝗜𝗡𝗚 𝗦𝗧𝗔𝗡𝗗 𝗨𝗣 𝗦𝗛𝗢𝗪...

3 Point Stance & Slap My A$$

03 Oct 2023

Contributed by Lukas

this week the burpy boys talked about how satisfying it is to see stuff landing on the hood of a car🎟️ BENNY'𝗦 𝗨𝗣𝗖𝗢𝗠𝗜𝗡𝗚...

Wish I Had A Chevy Avalanche

27 Sep 2023

Contributed by Lukas

this week the burpy boys talked about what a top-tier night for a guy (it involves a PS2)🎟️ BENNY'𝗦 𝗨𝗣𝗖𝗢𝗠𝗜𝗡𝗚 𝗦𝗧𝗔...

Joe Montana is a Rapper Name

19 Sep 2023

Contributed by Lukas

this week the burpy boys talked about what food to get on a mid-season football game🎟️ BENNY'𝗦 𝗨𝗣𝗖𝗢𝗠𝗜𝗡𝗚 𝗦𝗧𝗔𝗡...

These Guys Are SOOO Back

13 Sep 2023

Contributed by Lukas

this week the burpy boys ARE BACK! and of course talked about 2000's Football Players🎟️ JOEY'𝗦 𝗨𝗣𝗖𝗢𝗠𝗜𝗡𝗚 𝗦𝗧𝗔𝗡...

BEST OF THESE GUYS! Giving Up Something For Lent

05 Sep 2023

Contributed by Lukas

On this BEST OF THESE GUYS! EPISODE the boys talked about their go-to karaoke songs🔺𝗪𝗔𝗧𝗖𝗛 𝗢𝗡 𝗬𝗢𝗨𝗧𝗨𝗕𝗘 http...

BEST OF THESE GUYS! Superbowl Is The Fartiest Day

29 Aug 2023

Contributed by Lukas

On this BEST OF THESE GUYS! EPISODE Ben and Joey talked about why Rihanna is one of the hardest words to spell🎟️ JOEY'𝗦 𝗨𝗣𝗖𝗢𝗠𝗜...

BEST OF THESE GUYS! The 3F's of Life

22 Aug 2023

Contributed by Lukas

On this BEST OF THESE GUYS! EPISODE Ben and Joey wonder if high school wrestling should be legal🎟️ JOEY'𝗦 𝗨𝗣𝗖𝗢𝗠𝗜𝗡𝗚 𝗦...

BEST OF THESE GUYS! Big Game Benny

15 Aug 2023

Contributed by Lukas

On this BEST OF THESE GUYS! EPISODE Ben and Joey talked about how you can judge people by the way they eat doughnuts🎟️ JOEY'𝗦 𝗨𝗣𝗖𝗢...

BEST OF THESE GUYS! Bait and Switch

08 Aug 2023

Contributed by Lukas

On this BEST OF episode Ben and Joey talked about how local news gets "experts" for useless things🎟️ JOEY'𝗦 𝗨𝗣𝗖𝗢𝗠𝗜𝗡𝗚 𝗦...

BEST OF THESE GUYS! STROKE SZN

01 Aug 2023

Contributed by Lukas

On this BEST OF episode Ben and Joey both realize gift cards control their lives and tell some of their most f*cked up childhood punishments🎟️ JO...

BEST OF THESE GUYS! Tom Cruise Can't Enter Amusement Parks

25 Jul 2023

Contributed by Lukas

On this BEST OF ep the burpy boys talk about the wildest celebrities names and make a list of words that need to be updated🎟️ JOEY'𝗦 𝗨𝗣𝗖...

BEST OF THESE GUYS! Christmas In July

18 Jul 2023

Contributed by Lukas

On this BEST OF ep the burpy boys talk about how football FOOBALL coaches hype up their players🎟️ JOEY'𝗦 𝗨𝗣𝗖𝗢𝗠𝗜𝗡𝗚 𝗦...

MORATORIUM week

11 Jul 2023

Contributed by Lukas

this week the burpy boys talked about the birth of Johnson and Schmitty🎟️ JOEY'𝗦 𝗨𝗣𝗖𝗢𝗠𝗜𝗡𝗚 𝗦𝗧𝗔𝗡𝗗 𝗨𝗣...

Soggy Buns Gang

04 Jul 2023

Contributed by Lukas

this week the burpy boys talked about the best night of Joey's life (Taylor Swift concert night)🎟️ JOEY'𝗦 𝗨𝗣𝗖𝗢𝗠𝗜𝗡𝗚 𝗦...

10 Hail Mary's

27 Jun 2023

Contributed by Lukas

this week the burpy boys talked about how priests should just be real during confession (instead of confessions)🎟️ JOEY'𝗦 𝗨𝗣𝗖𝗢𝗠...

It's B minus time

20 Jun 2023

Contributed by Lukas

this week the burpy boys talked about Joey's Alter Boy life🔺𝗪𝗔𝗧𝗖𝗛 𝗢𝗡 𝗬𝗢𝗨𝗧𝗨𝗕𝗘 https://youtu.be/xxQ75QbyHHY...

Is It Fall?

13 Jun 2023

Contributed by Lukas

this week the burpy boys realize they were too scared to be class clowns🔺𝗪𝗔𝗧𝗖𝗛 𝗢𝗡 𝗬𝗢𝗨𝗧𝗨𝗕𝗘 https://youtu.b...

Knee Slappers Comedy Club

06 Jun 2023

Contributed by Lukas

this week the burpy boys talk about how Matt Rife is almost too good looking𝗪𝗔𝗧𝗖𝗛 𝗢𝗡 𝗬𝗢𝗨𝗧𝗨𝗕𝗘 https://youtu.b...

Am I A Foodtruck?

31 May 2023

Contributed by Lukas

this week the burpy boys talked about how staycation is all they’ve ever wanted𝗪𝗔𝗧𝗖𝗛 𝗢𝗡 𝗬𝗢𝗨𝗧𝗨𝗕𝗘 https://yo...

Race Week

23 May 2023

Contributed by Lukas

🎟 𝗔 𝗡𝗜𝗚𝗛𝗧 𝗪𝗜𝗧𝗛 𝗝𝗢𝗘𝗬 𝗠𝗨𝗟𝗜𝗡𝗔𝗥𝗢 Indianapolis, IN 5/25 https://thevogue.com/events/an...

GameCube Gang

16 May 2023

Contributed by Lukas

this week the burpy boys nail down the qualifications for being a PE teacher🎟 𝗔 𝗡𝗜𝗚𝗛𝗧 𝗪𝗜𝗧𝗛 𝗝𝗢𝗘𝗬 𝗠𝗨𝗟...

These Guys Clubhouse

10 May 2023

Contributed by Lukas

this week the burpy boys have a ⚠️BIG ANNOUNCEMENT⚠️ and they talk about the Kentucky derby (jack harlow and joey might have kissed)🏁 INDIA...

Never Gonna Stop Burping

02 May 2023

Contributed by Lukas

this week the burpy boys confess their love for hotels😍🎟️ 𝗕𝗘𝗡'𝗦 𝗨𝗣𝗖𝗢𝗠𝗜𝗡𝗚 𝗦𝗧𝗔𝗡𝗗 𝗨𝗣 𝗦...

Tripping In Front of Women

25 Apr 2023

Contributed by Lukas

This week the burpy boys realize how much they hate high school football moms🎟️ 𝗕𝗘𝗡'𝗦 𝗨𝗣𝗖𝗢𝗠𝗜𝗡𝗚 𝗦𝗧𝗔𝗡...

Ben & Joey are going 2 Jail

18 Apr 2023

Contributed by Lukas

This week the burpy boys talk about getting kicked out of church (and brett favre)🎟️ 𝗕𝗘𝗡'𝗦 𝗨𝗣𝗖𝗢𝗠𝗜𝗡𝗚 𝗦𝗧𝗔...

Shut Your Happy A$$ Up

11 Apr 2023

Contributed by Lukas

This week the boozehounds talk about how ham is wildly overrated🎟️ 𝗕𝗘𝗡'𝗦 𝗨𝗣𝗖𝗢𝗠𝗜𝗡𝗚 𝗦𝗧𝗔𝗡𝗗 𝗨𝗣...

When Did Your Dream Die?

04 Apr 2023

Contributed by Lukas

This week the boys talk about q-tip orgasms (and brett favre obviously)🎟️ 𝗕𝗘𝗡'𝗦 𝗨𝗣𝗖𝗢𝗠𝗜𝗡𝗚 𝗦𝗧𝗔𝗡𝗗...

The Pittsburgh Takeover

30 Mar 2023

Contributed by Lukas

On this episode the boys talked about Joey's lifelong dream to lead the Terrible Towel Twirl🎟 𝗕𝗘𝗡'𝗦 𝗨𝗣𝗖𝗢𝗠𝗜𝗡𝗚 𝗦...

Benny Colon and Joey Dash

21 Mar 2023

Contributed by Lukas

On this episode the boys talked about how the phones from the 80's slaps🎟 𝗕𝗘𝗡'𝗦 𝗨𝗣𝗖𝗢𝗠𝗜𝗡𝗚 𝗦𝗧𝗔𝗡𝗗 𝗨...

POS MODE: Activated

14 Mar 2023

Contributed by Lukas

On this episode the boys talked about why guest rooms are the worst🎟 𝗕𝗘𝗡'𝗦 𝗨𝗣𝗖𝗢𝗠𝗜𝗡𝗚 𝗦𝗧𝗔𝗡𝗗 𝗨𝗣...

Johnson & Schmitty Construction LLC

07 Mar 2023

Contributed by Lukas

On this episode the boys talk about adjusting your zipper in public🎟️ 𝗕𝗘𝗡'𝗦 𝗨𝗣𝗖𝗢𝗠𝗜𝗡𝗚 𝗦𝗛𝗢𝗪𝗦Onta...

Giving Up Something For Lent

28 Feb 2023

Contributed by Lukas

On this episode the boys talked about their go-to karaoke songs🎟️ 𝗕𝗘𝗡'𝗦 𝗨𝗣𝗖𝗢𝗠𝗜𝗡𝗚 𝗦𝗛𝗢𝗪𝗦Ontario,...

Yada Yada Yada

21 Feb 2023

Contributed by Lukas

On this episode the boys discuss the time Joey punched a hole in the wall🔺 Watch on YouTube https://youtu.be/xxQ75QbyHHY🧢 These Guys Merch https...

Superbowl Is The Fartiest Day

14 Feb 2023

Contributed by Lukas

On this episode Ben and Joey talked about why Rihanna is one of he hardest words to spell🧢 These Guys Merch: https://benedictmerch.com/products/uni...

The "BIG GAME" Sunday

07 Feb 2023

Contributed by Lukas

The 3F's of Life

31 Jan 2023

Contributed by Lukas

On this episode Ben and Joey wonder if high school wrestling should be legalWatch On YouTube: https://youtu.be/q1fUZMpLNd0

Scam My Way In & Out

24 Jan 2023

Contributed by Lukas

On this episode Ben and Joey talked about Ben's last will when he passes away

Month Madness

17 Jan 2023

Contributed by Lukas

On this episode Ben finally brought a "Minute" out of Joey🔔 YouTube https://www.youtube.com/@theseguys9539

Big Game Benny

10 Jan 2023

Contributed by Lukas

On this episode Ben and Joey talked about how you can judge people by the way they eat doughnuts🔔 YouTube https://www.youtube.com/@theseguys9539

The Crawl Space

03 Jan 2023

Contributed by Lukas

On this episode Ben and Joey talked about that one kid in your school that played San Andreas 🔔 YouTube https://www.youtube.com/@theseguys9539

New Years Day is Depressing

27 Dec 2022

Contributed by Lukas

On this episode Ben and Joey talked about how to get along with your girl's family

Realizing Christmas is Over

20 Dec 2022

Contributed by Lukas

BUY DETROIT HOUSE OF COMEDY TIX 𝐓𝐇𝐈𝐒 𝐓𝐇𝐔𝐑𝐒𝐃𝐀𝐘 𝟏𝟐/𝟐𝟐 🎟https://dettickets.houseofcomedy.net/event/ben...