Ari Shaffir is a stand-up comedian and podcaster. His new special "America's Sweetheart" is out now on Netflix, and you can also check out his podcast “You Be Trippin”. Ari Shaffir joins Theo to talk about why he’s going on a “farewell” tour, what’s really going on in Jackson Hole China, and why he thinks everyone needs to take a step back from consuming the news. Ari Shaffir: https://www.instagram.com/arishaffir ------------------------------------------------ Tour Dates! https://theovon.com/tour New Merch: https://www.theovonstore.com ------------------------------------------------- Sponsored By: Celsius: Go to the Celsius Amazon store to check out all of their flavors. #CELSIUSBrandPartner #CELSIUSLiveFit https://amzn.to/3HbAtPJ Moonpay: Looking to get into crypto? Head over to https://Moonpay.com/Theo to sign up. ShipStation: Go to http://shipstation.com and use code THEO to sign up for your free trial. Oracle: Go to http://oracle.com/theo to see if your company qualifies for this special offer. Liquid IV: Go to http://liquidiv.com and use code THEO to get 20% off your first order. Manscaped: Go to http://manscaped.com and use code THEO to get 20% off and free shipping. ------------------------------------------------- Music: “Shine” by Bishop Gunn Bishop Gunn - Shine ------------------------------------------------ Submit your funny videos, TikToks, questions and topics you'd like to hear on the podcast to: [email protected] Hit the Hotline: 985-664-9503 Video Hotline for Theo Upload here: https://www.theovon.com/fan-upload Send mail to: This Past Weekend 1906 Glen Echo Rd PO Box #159359 Nashville, TN 37215 ------------------------------------------------ Find Theo: Website: https://theovon.com Instagram: https://instagram.com/theovon Facebook: https://facebook.com/theovon Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/thispastweekend Twitter: https://twitter.com/theovon YouTube: https://youtube.com/theovon Clips Channel: https://www.youtube.com/c/TheoVonClips Shorts Channel: https://bit.ly/3ClUj8z ------------------------------------------------ Producer: Zach https://www.instagram.com/zachdpowers Producer: Nick https://www.instagram.com/realnickdavis/ Producer: Cam https://www.instagram.com/cam__george/ Producer: Colin https://instagram.com/colin_reiner Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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This is still the Return of the Rat Tour. I promise we'll end it one of these days when we've gone all the places that we can go. I'm very grateful that you guys continue to support us. Today's guest is a stand-up comedian. He's a podcaster. He's been an integral part of comedy for a long time, bridges a lot of years and connections between other comics. He's certainly a type of glue.
in the humor world his latest special america's sweetheart is now on netflix you know his podcast you be tripping and he's currently on the farewell tour going now through the rest of the year i'm always excited to spend time with him and catch up today's guest is mr ari shafir
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I'm like, they're right here right now. I'm going to eat them. I want like two bites too many would be perfect. I'm done with like one or two extra bites and then that's it. Buddy, that Trump interview was so fucking good. I've never seen anybody do it like that where it's like, I mean, this is the way I'm reading it. I'm Theo, I'm like, you're here for me, not the other way around.
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