Ari Shaffir
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KILL TONY
#762 - ARI SHAFFIR + KEVIN RYAN + H. FOLEY
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KILL TONY
#762 - ARI SHAFFIR + KEVIN RYAN + H. FOLEY
Yes, okay, my name is Trinity.
KILL TONY
#762 - ARI SHAFFIR + KEVIN RYAN + H. FOLEY
I was named after the movie The Matrix.
KILL TONY
#762 - ARI SHAFFIR + KEVIN RYAN + H. FOLEY
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
KILL TONY
#762 - ARI SHAFFIR + KEVIN RYAN + H. FOLEY
In that movie, Trinity kind of serves as Neo's salvation.
KILL TONY
#762 - ARI SHAFFIR + KEVIN RYAN + H. FOLEY
She's like a foil to God.
KILL TONY
#762 - ARI SHAFFIR + KEVIN RYAN + H. FOLEY
And I'm just sick and tired of being seen as men's salvation.
KILL TONY
#762 - ARI SHAFFIR + KEVIN RYAN + H. FOLEY
So like last year, I was proposed to three times.
KILL TONY
#762 - ARI SHAFFIR + KEVIN RYAN + H. FOLEY
And I just, I am from Texas, so I want to know what it is about me that says come and take it, because I'm going to show you fucking come and take it.
KILL TONY
#762 - ARI SHAFFIR + KEVIN RYAN + H. FOLEY
I just, it's... I canceled a date for this.
KILL TONY
#762 - ARI SHAFFIR + KEVIN RYAN + H. FOLEY
I'll have you know.
KILL TONY
#762 - ARI SHAFFIR + KEVIN RYAN + H. FOLEY
I'll have you know.
KILL TONY
#762 - ARI SHAFFIR + KEVIN RYAN + H. FOLEY
And I went down by the docks, and so now I got some seawater on me, and I smell like fish.
KILL TONY
#762 - ARI SHAFFIR + KEVIN RYAN + H. FOLEY
What the fuck is new?