Ari Shaffir
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KILL TONY
#762 - ARI SHAFFIR + KEVIN RYAN + H. FOLEY
I'm curious as to what the time is, and I'm nervous, and so I want to say my name again and end it here as, you know, I used to introduce myself as the Father, the Son, and the Holy.
KILL TONY
#762 - ARI SHAFFIR + KEVIN RYAN + H. FOLEY
And you can guess why.
KILL TONY
#762 - ARI SHAFFIR + KEVIN RYAN + H. FOLEY
Self-care looks like a lot of different things, and I was confronted with an erect penis.
KILL TONY
#762 - ARI SHAFFIR + KEVIN RYAN + H. FOLEY
I don't know what to do with it.
KILL TONY
#762 - ARI SHAFFIR + KEVIN RYAN + H. FOLEY
So I grabbed a hold of it, and I went vroom, vroom, vroom, pressing on his foot like a clutch.
KILL TONY
#762 - ARI SHAFFIR + KEVIN RYAN + H. FOLEY
My dad taught me how to drive a stick.
KILL TONY
#762 - ARI SHAFFIR + KEVIN RYAN + H. FOLEY
Since the end of July, so like half a year.
KILL TONY
#762 - ARI SHAFFIR + KEVIN RYAN + H. FOLEY
I moved to Austin in January, but I'm from the 956.
KILL TONY
#762 - ARI SHAFFIR + KEVIN RYAN + H. FOLEY
I know I sound like I'm from a different valley.
KILL TONY
#762 - ARI SHAFFIR + KEVIN RYAN + H. FOLEY
Do you know where, like, McAllen, Edinburgh, Brownsville?
KILL TONY
#762 - ARI SHAFFIR + KEVIN RYAN + H. FOLEY
Brownsville, eh, okay, yeah, okay.
KILL TONY
#762 - ARI SHAFFIR + KEVIN RYAN + H. FOLEY
I'm unmedicated currently.