Ari Shaffir

It definitely is.

Because what...

Made me exceptional as a martial artist is my grasp of martial arts.

You know, everything that I did in the cage was unprecedented and witty and really smart.

It wasn't that I was just so much strong.

It wasn't like people compared me to Mike Tyson, but it wasn't that I was so much stronger or like bigger or like...

Faster than everybody because I'm an incredible martial artist and your mind doesn't stop working on those things, you know That's one of the thing that just gets better and better with time And so what made me the best is better than it's ever been because I have more experience and because I am older I don't know if this is happening to the rest of you.

The rocket ship effect, you know what that is?

That's when you see somebody that's attractive and they walk towards you and you're like, oh, that's a 10, nine, eight, seven.

I would not do it.

See, we're silly.

We're friends.

I know him.

How many specific characters?

How much would you give me for it on your New York strip market?

Mazalito-ass-looking thing, what?

I appreciate you.

Thank you so much.

You look like the top of a s'more with your graham cracker skin and that dumbass marshmallow hat on.

Welcome, Tony.