Ari Shaffir

Curiously. There's also that part of me, I can't bring myself to actually... Not work out. You look ripped. No, no, no. You're allowed to work out.

Curiously. There's also that part of me, I can't bring myself to actually... Not work out. You look ripped. No, no, no. You're allowed to work out.

Curiously. There's also that part of me, I can't bring myself to actually... Not work out. You look ripped. No, no, no. You're allowed to work out.

Don't hit me.

Don't hit me.

Don't hit me.

Oh, yeah. That's what I said to my trainer. He's like, you want to lose weight? I said, no. Big.

Oh, yeah. That's what I said to my trainer. He's like, you want to lose weight? I said, no. Big.

Oh, yeah. That's what I said to my trainer. He's like, you want to lose weight? I said, no. Big.

You're not like a fat guy. So absurdly fat that we have to talk about it.

You're not like a fat guy. So absurdly fat that we have to talk about it.

You're not like a fat guy. So absurdly fat that we have to talk about it.

Yeah, I'm always embarrassed if I wrote something and then say it and it's not even close. What the fuck was I thinking?

Yeah, I'm always embarrassed if I wrote something and then say it and it's not even close. What the fuck was I thinking?

Yeah, I'm always embarrassed if I wrote something and then say it and it's not even close. What the fuck was I thinking?

In your notebook. Two words into it, you go.

In your notebook. Two words into it, you go.

In your notebook. Two words into it, you go.

Bro.

Bro.