Thots TV
Episodes
The Sarah Jane Adventures: The Maria Years - Part 2
18 Jan 2026
Contributed by Lukas
You wait six seasons for a Sarah Jane Adventures episode and then two come along at once!This is part two of a very special season finale indeed, and ...
Harry Batt Pilot
10 Jan 2026
Contributed by Lukas
NAEBODY MOVE!This was originally a bonus Patreon episode that came out in August, and was always going to eventually make its way onto our main feed. ...
The Sarah Jane Adventures: The Maria Years - Part 1
05 Jan 2026
Contributed by Lukas
Well, it's about time.The original plan was one episode about the entire Sarah Jane series. How naive we were.So here is part 1 of hopefully a Tracy B...
In the Night Garden
23 Dec 2025
Contributed by Lukas
But somebody's not in bed...You know how much we love to revisit Ragdoll productions and the work of Anne Wood and Andrew Davenport. It's that time ag...
Numberjacks
10 Dec 2025
Contributed by Lukas
The Numberjacks are on their way!!!Okay. It's time we discussed the most visually unsettling show ever put before pre-schoolers.Numberjacks won awards...
Noddy's Toyland Adventures
24 Nov 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Content warning: discussion of racism, antisemitism, and homophobia.Make way for everyone's least favourite cabbie...It's time, once again, for an Eni...
Foster's Home for Imaginary Friends
10 Nov 2025
Contributed by Lukas
COCO! COCO!It's a Laura episode (Lepisode)!!!This week we're hopping across the pond to one of the favourite networks of the Sky Children - Cartoon Ne...
The Magic Roundabout
27 Oct 2025
Contributed by Lukas
"Time for bed, said Zebedee..."You all know by now that we LOVE a dirty, fuzzy, scratchy, stop-motion vehicle for felt creatures and posh narrators.Th...
Bits and Bobs (and Woolly and Tig)
12 Oct 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Hold on to your bobs, Bits! Hold on to your bits, Bobs!!!Every so often, we cover a show with very little to say about it except for how much we like ...
Bear Behaving Badly
28 Sep 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Jam! Socks! SNUGGLY DUCKY DUCK DUCKS!We've covered a LOT of fictional bears on this show... But surely none cuter than our Nev.We had a tremendous amo...
64 Zoo Lane
14 Sep 2025
Contributed by Lukas
64 64 64 ZOO LANE!This episode is supposed to be about the most comforting, nostalgic, warm hug of a show to ever grace our screens. And we spend the ...
Announcement: CALM
05 Sep 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Just a quick update,We are proudly supporting the charity CALM (Campaign Against Living Miserably) during the month of September.Podomedy as a network...
Hider in the House
31 Aug 2025
Contributed by Lukas
SEASON 6 IS HERE BAYBEEEEEEE!Aaaand we're kicking things off with something of a hate-watch... It's new for us to start a season with something we don...
Celebrity-Written Children's Books [TEASER]
14 Jul 2025
Contributed by Lukas
You know how we love a hate-filled recording session about a topic everybody already agrees with.Join us in a collective sigh from the deepest depths ...
Shaun the Sheep
30 Jun 2025
Contributed by Lukas
We're wrapping up season 5, and WHAT a season we've all had!We've decided to end on everyone's favourite stop-motion sheep, everyone's favourite stop-...
Tracy Beaker Series 3
15 Jun 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Three down! Two to go!!!We are finally over half way through our diligent (sporadic) coverage of TSOTB.We said it about season 2 and we're saying it a...
Paddington and Politics [TEASER]
08 Jun 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Here is a little excerpt from our Patreon episode on Paddington - a deeper discussion of some of the topics we touched on in the main feed. Link down ...
Paddington
01 Jun 2025
Contributed by Lukas
"Please look after this bear. Thank you."This week we're doing the other small posh bear with a sweet sticky substance addiction.The original 70s show...
The Hoobs
18 May 2025
Contributed by Lukas
The Motorettes are singing! WE KEEP THE ENGINE SPINNING!This week we're covering another show that uses objects as episode titles - it's FINALLY time ...
Sooty - The Cadell Years
02 May 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Following on from last week's Sooty - The Corbett Years, this week we are continuing to explore the turbulent yet magical history of the UK's longest-...
Sooty - The Corbett Years
17 Apr 2025
Contributed by Lukas
We're doing a two parter on one of the biggest names in British children's telly - Sooty!This is one of the most highly requested shows we've had, and...
Hey Duggee Non-Binary UK News Media Trashfire [TEASER]
13 Apr 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Content warning: discussion of anti-trans campaigners, homophobia, suicide, sexual assaultYou may have seen that there has been some discussion in the...
The Story Makers
03 Apr 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Imagine... imagine... imagine a STORYYYYYY!This week we're visiting a magical room with portals to different worlds; the children's section of a publi...
Prank Patrol and The Life and Times of Barney Harwood
20 Mar 2025
Contributed by Lukas
"What happened to Barney Harwood?"Oooooh BOY do we have some news for you!Also in this episode, we're discussing the public humiliation and emotional ...
Recess
06 Mar 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Ooooh! Scandalous!It's a rare LAURA episode which means we're hopping over the pond to the Disney channel.You can expect tangents involving dogs, snak...
Special | The Ghost Hunter - Part 1 - with guest Look Into My Eyes
19 Feb 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Alroight guv'na!We are joined this week by Jonathan of the Look Into My Eyes podcast to discuss the landmark CBBC drama Ghost Hunter!We actually had t...
Arthur
06 Feb 2025
Contributed by Lukas
What a wonderful kind of day!The Thots are back after a LENGTHY break, and we're kicking off season 5 with everyone's favourite aardvark.Arthur was tr...
Winnie the Pooh
20 Dec 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Tubby little cubby all stuffed with fluff...The final episode of season 4 is upon us, and as is tradition, we have left it right until the last minute...
Thots TV Wrapped
18 Dec 2024
Contributed by Lukas
SURPRISE SURPRISE!You THOUGHT you weren't getting an episode until the later date of Friday 20th but Elsie had some free tie on her hands and now you'...
Sorry, I've Got No Head
05 Dec 2024
Contributed by Lukas
"Maybe my BEES can help!"It's Horrible Histories' weird cousin - Sorry, I've Got No Head!This episode is a run-down of (some of) our favourite moments...
The Famous Five (Part 2)
20 Nov 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Aaaand we're back for part two!If you listen to things in the correct order, you'll have already heard us discussing the life of Enid Blyton, the geni...
The Famous Five (Part 1)
20 Nov 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Crack open the ginger beer and cucumber sandwiches! This week is all about George, Julian, Anne, Dick, and Timmy.The 2023 Famous Five adaptation has g...
Teletubbies
07 Nov 2024
Contributed by Lukas
EH OH!After alluding to it in many other episodes, Tinky Winky, Dipsy, Laa Laa and Po are FINALLY getting almost two hours (sorry) to themselves.Maybe...
Live: Halloween Special
31 Oct 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Our first ever live recorded episode, courtesy of the Cheerful Earful comedy podcast festival!In this very special episode, we each take a piece of me...
Courage the Cowardly Dog
23 Oct 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Stupid dawg!We've decided to continue our spooky October episodes with a childhood trauma machine from across the pond. That's right, it's Cartoon Net...
Children of the Stones
10 Oct 2024
Contributed by Lukas
"Leave the stones? You never will." Described as "inappropriately" scary, this 1976 drama is considered to be a landmark in quality children's drama. ...
The Secret Show
25 Sep 2024
Contributed by Lukas
VICTOR! Are you still alive???We were going to cover The Fluffy Bunny Show with Sweet Little Granny this week, but unfortunately that time slot was ne...
Bootleg ft. Jasmine Hale
11 Sep 2024
Contributed by Lukas
The quick brown dog jumped over the lazy dog... As we are busy planning our UPCOMING LIVE SHOW(!!!) this week we are releasing an episode that has bee...
The Basil Brush Show
29 Aug 2024
Contributed by Lukas
BOOM BOOM!!! We're back with another episode voted for by YOU the listener. Basil Brush is a very funny show that is unbearable to watch. It has aged ...
Postbox Episode
15 Aug 2024
Contributed by Lukas
We have decided to release a cheeky bonus episode from our Patreon because we were feeling frivolous (and some of you even contributed to it)!We talk ...
Horrid Henry
14 Aug 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Na Na Nee Na Naaaa!!! It's everyone's favourite toxic parenting team and their devil spawn. This week we're talking about Horrid Henry! It's a surpris...
Hi-5
01 Aug 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Hi, I'm Laura! Hi, I'm Meg! Hi, I'm Elsie! And together, we're talking about HI 5 BABYYYYYY!!! Not to be weird about it but we enjoyed this one so muc...
Funnybones
18 Jul 2024
Contributed by Lukas
On a dark dark hill there was a dark dark town and in the dark dark town there was a etc etc...It's a xylophone-heavy episode this week as we're talki...
Dora the Explorer
03 Jul 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Hola! Soy the Thots from Thots TV!We're back for season 4 and we're kicking off with an episode voted for by YOU.Of all the shows within the monkey-si...
Running a Podcast [TEASER]
13 Jun 2024
Contributed by Lukas
While we're on our break (thank you for your patience!) here's a little bit of bonus content from our Patreon.In this one, we're (Meg and Elsie) talki...
Rugrats
29 May 2024
Contributed by Lukas
"My tax deductions are CRYING!"We're rounding off season three with an episode voted for by YOU the listeners! You wanted Rugrats, and we delivered.We...
Our (and some of your) Unpopular Opinions [BONUS EP TEASER]
20 May 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Take a peak behind the paywall to hear our mild takes on food, music, and cars. Cancel us IF YOU CAN! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more ...
ChuckleVision
15 May 2024
Contributed by Lukas
HelloOOO!You've waited a long time for us to cover the topic of the nation's comedy sweethearts, double act royalty, kings of the catchphrase etc. and...
Anne Wood article response [BONUS EP TEASER]
02 May 2024
Contributed by Lukas
A little while ago, Metro produced an article with the headline ‘I created Tots TV, Teletubbies and Rosie and Jim – I fear they’re being twisted...
Fimbles
01 May 2024
Contributed by Lukas
"Look - I've found something!"They walk like the Slitheen, look like psychedelic hippos, and live on a planet from 60s Star Trek; they're the FIMBLES!...
Thomas and Friends
17 Apr 2024
Contributed by Lukas
The Fat Controller laughed, "You are wrong." Choo choo motherfuckers, it's Thomas and Friends.Some of you absolutely adore this show and probably alre...
Young Dracula Seasons 3, 4, and 5 (Part B)
04 Apr 2024
Contributed by Lukas
WE MADE IT!Nineteen and a half hours each of viewing; one BBC iplayer breakdown; two late-night Redbulls; and lots of eyeliner later, and we have FINA...
Young Dracula Seasons 3, 4, and 5 (Part A)
04 Apr 2024
Contributed by Lukas
WE MADE IT!Nineteen and a half hours each of viewing; one BBC iplayer breakdown; two late-night Redbulls; and lots of eyeliner later, and we have FINA...
Young Dracula Seasons 1&2 (Part B)
21 Mar 2024
Contributed by Lukas
"I am COUNT Dracula, not SPELL Dracula!"We've binged it so you don't have to - but you SHOULD.As you can see, we have a LOT to say about this show. So...
Young Dracula Seasons 1&2 (Part A)
21 Mar 2024
Contributed by Lukas
"I am COUNT Dracula, not SPELL Dracula!"We've binged it so you don't have to - but you SHOULD.As you can see, we have a LOT to say about this show. So...
Dick and Dom in da Bungalow
07 Mar 2024
Contributed by Lukas
BOGIES!!!After two and a half fairly serious episodes, it's time for a reset.Dick and Dom in da Bungalow is one of our most requested episodes ever, a...
BBC Ghosts and Chill
22 Feb 2024
Contributed by Lukas
We're revisiting our favourite idiots - the SIX idiots!In this exclusive peek behind our subscriber paywall, we chat food, men, Ghosts, and sing a lit...
Bagpuss
08 Feb 2024
Contributed by Lukas
"We are very fond of you! We love you very much!"How do we even begin to introduce this one? It's Bagpuss, it's perfect, some of us cried.In this epis...
Tracy Beaker Series 2
26 Jan 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Two down, three to go!After the emotional turmoil of series one, we thought it was only right to put ourselves through it all over again. All in the n...
Anniversary Special (Piss, Shit, and Vomit)
18 Jan 2024
Contributed by Lukas
We're one year old.Let's take a trip down memory lane and revisit some of our (well, our editor's) favourite moments over the past two ...
Peppa Pig
11 Jan 2024
Contributed by Lukas
The Thots are back baybeeeee! This week we're tackling the cultural JUGGERNAUT that is Peppa Pig. We're covering everything from gender po...
Christmas Special: Nanny McPhee
22 Dec 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Merry Christmas dear dear listeners!We were supposed to be taking a break for the holidays but we just couldn't stay away! As a Christmas treat ...
Christmas Announcement
06 Dec 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Check-in time with the Thots!We're taking a (tiny) break over the Christmas period, but we have a VERY special surprise lined up for you in the m...
Tots TV
23 Nov 2023
Contributed by Lukas
"I'm a Thot, je suis une Thot.Laura, Meg, and Elsie."We've kept you in suspense for long enough... we're FINALLY covering the most obvious subject for...
Grizzly Tales for Gruesome Kids
09 Nov 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Cautionary tales for lovers of squeem...In this SECOND (we love Halloween) spooky special, we're talking about the TV show with the HIGHEST NUMBE...
Halloween Extravaganza!
25 Oct 2023
Contributed by Lukas
wooooOOOO!In this spoooooky episode, we're exploring not one, not two, but THREE shows from the distant(ish) past. Just like the Amicus Productio...
Hedz
11 Oct 2023
Contributed by Lukas
No, you didn't dream this show up. It exists. We watched it so you don't have to. We hate it.ENJOY!!!Support the show Hosted on Acast. See a...
In Memoriam of CITV
27 Sep 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Dearly beloved, we are gathered here today on this hallowed ground (listening platform of your choice), to celebrate the life of the UK's second ...
Clifford the Big Red Dog
13 Sep 2023
Contributed by Lukas
"Clifford!" ~ Emily Elizabeth. Join us for our VERY FIRST cartoon episode! (How has it taken nine months?) We're here to talk about t...
Tracy Beaker Series 1
30 Aug 2023
Contributed by Lukas
BOG OFF ELAINE!We're FINALLY broaching the huge, scary, sacred topic of Tracy Beaker - starting off with the emotionally devastating first series...
Balamory
17 Aug 2023
Contributed by Lukas
What's the story in Balamory? Wouldn't YOU like to know?!Hello? What's your name? Oh of COURSE! Today we're jumping on a ferry to ...
Bonus content
10 Aug 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Due to technical difficulties (appointing Elsie as editor), our Balamory episode has been delayed.In lieu of """content""&quo...
Trapped
26 Jul 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Do not react... YOU are the saboteur!This week we're coming to you from a CGI tower with gaping holes in the floor in place of stairs. If the aud...
Rainbow
12 Jul 2023
Contributed by Lukas
WE'RE BACK!!!Our Summer break is over and we're kicking off a new series of Thots TV with something from the deep dark depths of the ITV arc...
Art Attack (and announcement!)
15 Jun 2023
Contributed by Lukas
This is an art attack! And THIS is an art attack!!!Today we're talking about a 1990s British classic! Millennials, Gen Z, and even those of us in...
Big Cook Little Cook
26 May 2023
Contributed by Lukas
The oven is HOT HOT HOT!Big Cook Little Cook is the story of a fraught relationship between two ex-lovers trying to keep their gimmick-based cafe open...
Sadie J
12 May 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Sadie J, Sassy J, the Sasster, Sadielicious, Sasstastic, Sassamondo, etc.Sadie J is a sitcom about the "only girl in a boy's world". Ap...
My Parents Are Aliens ft. Jasmine Hale
28 Apr 2023
Contributed by Lukas
"We metaphalaxiated our lower wagmas for Lucy. That must mean we love her!"This week, our good good friend Jasmine is here to discuss the classic 90s/...
Horrible Histories and the Half-Life of Knowledge with Laura Connolly
19 Apr 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Surprise bonus content! Between our last Horrible Histories ep and our upcoming My Parents Are Aliens ep, we've decided to grace your ears with s...
Horrible Histories
13 Apr 2023
Contributed by Lukas
"Gory stories, we do that. And your host? A talking rat!"It is the single most obvious show to cover and we fancied an easy week. It's ...
M.I. High
30 Mar 2023
Contributed by Lukas
The 21st century faces a new kind of threat!!! Old school spies have had their day, and... well, you know the rest.In this episode, we display a HUGE ...
Bratz ft. Arthur Loades
16 Mar 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Stylin'! Rockin'!! Slammin'!!! Love it!!!!This week we're joined by very special guest Arthur Loades - no.1 fan of 2000s doll sens...
Bamzooki
02 Mar 2023
Contributed by Lukas
The show that's not quite Robot Wars! Bamzooki was the BBC's 2004 attempt at breaking into the """diGiTaL sPaCE""&q...
Raven
23 Feb 2023
Contributed by Lukas
"Let the challenge....................... BEGIN!"Grim Reaper men disappearing children in the Scottish Highlands? A man in leather trousers ...
Come Outside
16 Feb 2023
Contributed by Lukas
"Hello Auntie Mabel. Would you like a brick?"Come Outside was about a woman who could build walls of brick and fly a spotty plane. If you ar...
Tweenies
09 Feb 2023
Contributed by Lukas
"It just came out! I couldn't help it, Max!"This week we're talking about a playgroup of four giant fleecy monsters. It's the...
LazyTown
02 Feb 2023
Contributed by Lukas
"Have you ever heard the sound of a rubber ball breaking a window? WOULD YOU LIKE TO?!"The LazyTown episode is upon us. Cucumber? I hardly k...
Pingu
26 Jan 2023
Contributed by Lukas
NOOT NOOT! It's our first (real) episode and we're kicking off with our second favourite claymation penguin.Twists and turns include; the gr...
Saying Hi
19 Jan 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Before we get into the serious business of deep CBBC lore, we just wanted to introduce ourselves. TL;DR one of us is Meg and the other is Elsie. See y...