Three Books One Plot
Episodes
Episode 75 - "The Garbage Will Do"
31 Dec 2025
Contributed by Lukas
G and Shannon ring out the old year with another epic length season finale! Crack open a cold one with the gals as they reflect on the absolute roller...
Episode 74 - "Jacob's Stupid Baka Life"
10 Nov 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Ioco is back to help G and Shannon read the epic fail epilogue of Eclipse! It’s a good thing the chapter is called “Choice,” because they’re q...
Episode 73 - "Tear Buffet"
27 Oct 2025
Contributed by Lukas
It’s the final chapter of Eclipse (not counting the epilogue), and Lilia joins G and Shannon for some wedding planning! But first, cry along with Be...
Episode 72 - "Big Gavel, Tiny Violin"
13 Oct 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Sunshine returns from fighting fires to focus on what’s really important: supporting G and Shannon through the breakup in Eclipse chapter 26. But fi...
Episode 71 - "The Volturi Go to Olive Garden"
29 Sep 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Julie rejoins G and Shannon for a “calorie-dense” Eclipse chapter 25, in which POVs collide and short second lives come to an end! First: listener...
Episode 70 - "Off With Her Head"
15 Sep 2025
Contributed by Lukas
It’s battle time at last, and Lexie returns to help G and Shannon commentate on not one, not two, but THREE fights in Eclipse chapter 25. Also retur...
Episode 69 - "Then Perish"
01 Sep 2025
Contributed by Lukas
It’s episode 69 (nice) and Beth returns just in time for G and Shannon to wish her a happy Father’s Day as they watch this all-Stooge love triangl...
Episode 68 - "Three Characters One Tent"
18 Aug 2025
Contributed by Lukas
M joins Shannon and G for long-awaited “tentpole episode” on Eclipse chapter 22, and she’s brought a special prop. A werewolf, a vampire, and a ...
Episode 67 - "Snail Trails"
04 Aug 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Hiking consultant Kacie returns to help Shannon and G read Eclipse Chapter 21—and assign every character a dogsona! It’s a good thing they recorde...
Episode 66 - "I May Be a Murderer But I'm Also a Virgin"
21 Jul 2025
Contributed by Lukas
It’s a big day for Bella and Edward in Eclipse chapter 20, and G and Shannon are joined by Amber, who has big news of her own! Will they finally lea...
Episode 65 - "Meyer's Gun"
07 Jul 2025
Contributed by Lukas
G and Shannon are rejoined by Kitebird in order to Mamma Mia their way through Eclipse chapter 19! They hear from some overseas listeners, give Leah c...
Episode 64 - "Live Werewolf Reaction"
23 Jun 2025
Contributed by Lukas
G and Shannon are back from hiatus with a guest from way back in Episode 2! Sam, inventor of "man's hungry," is back to help them tackle...
Episode 63 - "Vampire Kissing ASMR"
12 May 2025
Contributed by Lukas
G and Shannon are rejoined for Eclipse chapter 17 by vocal professional Rahzé, who auditions for the Midnight Sun TV show with their best mumbles, mu...
Episode 62 - "The Fredpisode"
28 Apr 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Number one feminist ally and extremely 6’6” friend James returns just in time to attend Bella’s graduation with G and Shannon in Eclipse chapter...
Episode 61 - "We Can Fix Him"
14 Apr 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Winni is BACK to represent Team Jacob in chapter 15 of Eclipse, in which Team Jacob is fighting for its life, G is guzzling hard liquor at 9 AM, and S...
Episode 60 - "Renesmegg Got Me Acting Unwise"
31 Mar 2025
Contributed by Lukas
G and Shannon are joined in their Eclipse chapter 14 discussion by the originator of the Renesmegg herself: Ioco! Bella must brace herself for massive...
Episode 59 - "The Vampire Bachelorette"
17 Mar 2025
Contributed by Lukas
It’s the episode G and Shannon have been waiting for! Lexie returns to laugh, cry, and cringe through Smeyer’s horrible choices in Eclipse chapter...
Episode 58 - "Thoughts and Prayers"
03 Mar 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Blast from the past high school bestie Julie arrives to help G and Shannon relive Twilight’s glory days and read Eclipse chapter 12! After relating ...
Episode 57 - "A Pack of Daddies"
17 Feb 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Grab your wieners, because it’s a werewolf soiree and you’re ALL invited! Appa returns to help G and Shannon sift through Eclipse chapter 11—AND...
Episode 56 - "Dishes and Divorcees"
03 Feb 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Actual comedian and Bimbo Monday co-creator Rocio joins G and Shannon to talk Eclipse chapter 10! It’s literary Herstory in the making as Stephenie ...
Episode 55 - "Reparative Reading with Esme"
30 Dec 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Cryptid expert Laura is back for Eclipse chapter 9, in which the non-love-triangle plot arrives at last! Bella’s in the tradwife sunken place and Ch...
Episode 54 - "Cold Tongue, Warm Soda"
16 Dec 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Slogan coiner extraordinaire Nicole is back to join G and Shannon for the horniest chapter yet—Chapter 8 of Eclipse, in which Bella finally gets som...
Episode 53 - "The Importance of Being Brunette"
02 Dec 2024
Contributed by Lukas
M joins G and Shannon as they fight for their LIVES to stay silly in Eclipse chapter 7 (by inventing a simple drinking game that will land you in the ...
Episode 52 - "POV: Alice Force-Femmes You"
18 Nov 2024
Contributed by Lukas
You’re invited! Anamarie rejoins G and Shannon for another homoerotic Alice Cullen slumber party—and this time attendance is mandatory. The Mormon...
Episode 51 - "Mormon Omegaverse"
04 Nov 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Brand new guest Emi joins G and Shannon at the weirdest point possible—Eclipse chapter 5, “Imprint”! It’s an information-packed episode featur...
Episode 50 - "La Fish, Baby"
21 Oct 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Friend and musician Eric returns for 3B1P: Animal Planet Edition in chapter 4 of Eclipse! Whether you’re a fish putting your mouth on a bird or a va...
Episode 49 - "Blink Twice, Bella"
07 Oct 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Exciting Midnight Sun news is in the air as adventurous new guest Ari takes a break from streaming to talk Chapter 3 of Eclipse with G and Shannon! An...
Episode 48 - "The Child Trap"
23 Sep 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Liza rejoins G and birthday girl Shannon to discuss Edward’s most controversial Girl Crime yet in Chapter 2 of Eclipse! Plus: failed matchmaker Char...
Episode 47 - "Our Hole Agenda"
11 Sep 2024
Contributed by Lukas
It’s 2 episodes in 1 as G and Shannon kick off Eclipse season!! Part I: talk Eclipse history and learn about Twilight Saga deep cut The Short Second...
Surprise Season Three Announcement!
12 Aug 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Surprise! We’re voting on our season three fake book details right NOW on Spotify and over on Tumblr! Help us choose epigraphs for both books and a ...
Episode 46 - "We Tried, & Therefore No One Should Criticize Us"
26 Jul 2024
Contributed by Lukas
G and Shannon are back with another epic-length season finale! They reflect on 20 episodes of New Moon—including changed opinions, listener messages...
Episode 45 - "This Book Could've Been an Email"
03 Jun 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Ioco returns for the epilogue of New Moon to make G and Shannon laugh so hard they run out of air! Not only does Jacob reappear with Bella’s slutty,...
Episode 44 - "Return of the Quencies"
20 May 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Laura is back just in time for the Edward Cullen Apology Tour in New Moon chapter 24! She joins G and Shannon as they answer bold new questions such a...
Episode 43 - "MFA in Miscommunication"
06 May 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Brand new guest and Robert Pattinson expert Lice is here to help G and Shannon discuss both New Moon chapter 23 and the complicated filmography of a d...
Episode 42 - "Alice Pays for Plane Tickets"
22 Apr 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Fan-favorite guest Lilia is BACK to help G and Shannon decode the true, hidden meaning of New Moon chapters 21-22 as they unpack religious symbolism, ...
Episode 41 - "Volturi Cornhole"
08 Apr 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Rahzé returns to help G and Shannon explore the Duality of Meyer(tm) in New Moon chapter 20! Welcome to Volterra, where the extremely literal clock i...
Episode 40 - "Destination: Expiration"
25 Mar 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Beth is BACK to help G and Shannon read about one of the most homoerotic plane trips of all time in Chapter 19 of New Moon! Also discussed: totally re...
Episode 39 - "Phone Tag Gone Wrong"
11 Mar 2024
Contributed by Lukas
KB returns to help Shannon and G read New Moon chapter 18, plus TWO New Moon bonus outtakes that grant G’s monkey’s paw wish. Hijinks abound as Be...
Episode 38 - "Return of the King"
26 Feb 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Brand new guest Anamarie joins G and Shannon for New Moon’s “one-sided slumber party!” It’s Chapter 17, the best character is BACK (your hosts...
Episode 37 - "Brothers on Three"
12 Feb 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Resident Jacob expert M returns to make insensitive jokes with G and Shannon about New Moon chapters 15 and 16, in which Bella’s mental state takes ...
Episode 36 - "Supernatural Slurs"
29 Jan 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Returning guest Rae is back to help G and Shannon dig into chapter 14 of New Moon like teenage werewolves around a pan of eggs. The guys are hungry an...
Episode 35 - "The Book of Meyer"
15 Jan 2024
Contributed by Lukas
New guest and ex-Mormon Sunshine is here to shed some light on the Mormon influences in the Twilight saga in a totally wild pre-book talk with G and S...
Episode 34 - "Billy's No-Good Rotten Week"
01 Jan 2024
Contributed by Lukas
New year, New Moon! Artist and known Jacob Enjoyer Winni returns to help G and Shannon tackle New Moon chapters 11-12. Misunderstandings abound in thi...
Episode 33 - "Holes Holes Holes"
18 Dec 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Brand new guest Ioco joins Shannon and G for the holiest episode yet as they read New Moon Chapter 10! It’s a rough week for Bella involving gasligh...
Episode 32 - "Son-Zoned"
09 Dec 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Certified New Moon stan M returns to join G and Shannon for chapter 9! Things are heating up in Forks—literally. They’ve all got fevers. Who will ...
Episode 31 - "Ism Bingo"
20 Nov 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Guest Kacie takes a break from her irl New Moon Era to offer her expertise on chapters 7 and 8 with G and Shannon! Together they place bets on whether...
Episode 30 - "Team Leatherface"
06 Nov 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Former Teen Wolf music engineer James is here to help Shannon and G read all about the teen wolves of the Twilight-verse in chapters 5-6 of New Moon. ...
Episode 29 - "UnHappy Meal"
23 Oct 2023
Contributed by Lukas
October, November, December? It's Three Months One Chapter and there's a Possibility (.mp3) that Appa returns to support G and Shannon through...
Episode 28 - "Vampire Dog"
09 Oct 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Most painful breakup in literary history, or cause for celebration? Amber returns to help G and Shannon decide, plus discuss regurgitated pizza, Jaspe...
Episode 27 - "The Quencies"
25 Sep 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Lexie is BACK for the third time, now with more writing education! She helps G and Shannon tackle the grimdark topics in New Moon Chapter 2, such as d...
Episode 26 - "Not Sponsored by BetterHelp"
13 Sep 2023
Contributed by Lukas
G and Shannon are kicking off New Moon Season with the release of two new, FAKE books: Beau’s and Edward’s POVs of New Moon! Can YOU help with the...
Episode 25 - "Three Books One (Season) Finale"
29 May 2023
Contributed by Lukas
G and Shannon reflect on 24 episodes of literary chaos! They also hear from listeners and guests, revisit key Life and Death/Midnight Sun differences,...
Episode 24 - "Prauma (Prom Trauma)"
08 May 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Guest Kacie returns to help G and Shannon read the very LAST chapters of Twilight, Life and Death, and Midnight Sun—the epilogues! They relive their...
Episode 23 - "Straight History"
24 Apr 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Beth (of OFIC Mag and Fanauthor Workshop fame) is BACK to help Shannon and G read the most information-packed chapters yet—Twilight/Life and Death C...
Episode 22 - “The Big Succ”
10 Apr 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Smut expert Amber returns to help Shannon and G talk Twilight/Life and Death Chapters 23 and Midnight Sun Chapters 26-7! They reach the climax—and m...
Episode 21 - "Jasper Pays for Parking"
27 Mar 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Lilia from Episode 10 is back to help Shannon and G tackle the most thrilling chapters yet—Twilight/Life and Death 22 and Midnight Sun 25! After a g...
Episode 20 - "James on a Plane"
13 Mar 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Inaugural guest Lexie returns to help G and Shannon read a whopping FIVE chapters—Twilight and Life and Death Chapters 20-21 and Midnight Sun Chapte...
Episode 19 - "The Money Sock"
27 Feb 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Guest Laura from Episode 4 is BACK to talk Twilight/Life and Death Chapters 19 and Midnight Sun chapter 23! Together with Shannon and G, they growl, s...
Episode 18 - "James and the Pussycats"
13 Feb 2023
Contributed by Lukas
G and Shannon are joined by Twilight hater-turned-enjoyer Eric to talk Twilight/Life and Death Chapters 18 and Midnight Sun Chapter 22! The game is of...
Episode 17 - "Big Jeep Energy"
30 Jan 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Shannon's high school friend Maddy is here to spill all the teenage Twilight phase tea on G! They also talk Twilight/Life and Death Chapters 17 an...
Episode 16 - "Dates and Dateline"
16 Jan 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Shannon has a special request for YOU! In this episode, she and G are joined by Liza, a fellow Twihard with a fun fandom origin story and opinions to ...
Episode 15 - "Happy New Tear"
02 Jan 2023
Contributed by Lukas
G and Shannon learn what it’s like to live with the REAL midnight sun from their new guest, Appa! They look at Twilight/Life and Death Chapters 15 a...
Episode 14 - "Catgirl and Pigboy"
19 Dec 2022
Contributed by Lukas
In which G and Shannon’s guest of the week, Beth, has an MFA in writing and a lot of opinions on Twilight/Life and Death Chapters 14 and Midnight Su...
Episode 13 - "The Gorilla and The Greyhound"
05 Dec 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Shannon and G’s guest of the week Amber knows a thing or two about horny fiction, like Twilight/Life and Death Chapters 13 and Midnight Sun Chapter ...
Episode 12 - "Cloudy With a Chance of Murder"
21 Nov 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Could one of these be the chapter where Bella meets a sticky end? It’s time to check in with Alice for the Murder Forecast! In this absolute whopper...
Episode 11.5 - "2Bio 2Horny"
07 Nov 2022
Contributed by Lukas
The Horny Era continues as G, Shannon, and M talk Midnight Sun Chapters 12-13! Learn all about Stephenie’s—I mean BELLA’S favorite things, plus ...
Episode 11 - "Intro to Biological Horniness 101"
31 Oct 2022
Contributed by Lukas
G and Shannon are joined by their friend M to tackle some of the horniest sections yet: Twilight/Life and Death Chapters 11! Sparks and shuttlecocks a...
Episode 10 - "$25 Forbidden Pizza"
24 Oct 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Guest of the week Lilia bursts onto the scene to educate G and Shannon on Twilight/Life and Death Chapters 10 and Midnight Sun Chapter 11. It’s time...
Episode 9 - "Happy Anniversary, Alice and Jasper!"
10 Oct 2022
Contributed by Lukas
G and Shannon learn what it’s like to read the Twilight books out of order from their guest of the week, Kitebird! They tackle some of the thorniest...
Episode 8.5 - "This Episode Brought to You by Ravioli"
03 Oct 2022
Contributed by Lukas
G and Shan consult friend and fashion expert Rahzé on the outfits described in Life and Death Chapter 8 and Midnight Sun Chapter 9. It’s a crime-ri...
Episode 8 - "This Episode Brought to You by Coca-Cola"
26 Sep 2022
Contributed by Lukas
G and Shan consult friend and fashion expert Rahzé on the outfits described in Twilight Chapter 8. It’s a crime-ridden, caffeinated thrill ride thr...
Episode 7 - "The V-Word"
12 Sep 2022
Contributed by Lukas
New guest Kacie joins Shannon and G to talk Twilight/Life and Death Chapter 7 and Midnight Sun Chapter 8 in this doozy of an episode. From vampire his...
Episode 6 - "Beaches vs. Bears"
29 Aug 2022
Contributed by Lukas
It’s the Beach Episode! Shannon and G invite their friend Winni onto the podcast to compare Bella’s and Beau’s beach trip in Chapter 6 of Twilig...
Episode 5 - "Girl Crimes"
15 Aug 2022
Contributed by Lukas
The crimes continue when old friend Jay joins G and Shannon to talk Twilight/Life and Death Chapter 5 and Midnight Sun Chapter 6. Tune in for a scient...
Episode 4 - "Suspicious Enchiladas"
01 Aug 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Guest Laura joins Shannon and G to discuss Twilight and Life and Death Chapter 4 and Midnight Sun Chapter 5. Topics covered include vehicular manslaug...
Episode 3 - "The Murder Chart"
18 Jul 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Shannon and G learn some Twilight fandom history from their guest Kalie, the original Twihard. They gaslight, gatekeep and girlboss their way through ...
Episode 2 - "Long Chocolate Butterscotch Eyes”
04 Jul 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Shannon and G invite their friend Sam onto the podcast to weigh in on how Beau measures up to the Cis Man Experience™ in Chapter 2 of Life and Death...
Episode 1 - "We Like Mike"
20 Jun 2022
Contributed by Lukas
G and Shannon are joined by their friend Lexie to discuss Chapter 1 of Twilight, Life and Death, and Midnight Sun. Topics covered include crying, gend...
Episode 0 - "So 2010"
30 May 2022
Contributed by Lukas
G and Shannon explain what on earth possessed them to do this ridiculous podcast; they learn about the history of the Twilight franchise, the theory o...
Welcome to Three Books One Plot
28 May 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Join long-time Twilight fans Shannon and G and their guest of the week as they read Twilight and its two official retellings, Life and Death and Midni...