Three Gooners walk into a bar
Episodes
… and maybe the Quadruple?
18 Mar 2026
Contributed by Lukas
Jams is back from the Emirates after the game against Leverkusen and brings the atmosphere straight into the bar.Things are going pretty well for Arse...
... and we might need a new left winger (or 3)
11 Mar 2026
Contributed by Lukas
John is back from Amsterdam, but unfortunately Dan is out sick this week. Luckily, that means we finally get the long-awaited return of Pablo to the p...
… and the 115 Elephant in the Room
05 Mar 2026
Contributed by Lukas
John is in Amsterdam with his basketball team, which means Nico finally gets a seat at the bar!We talk about Bukayo Saka signing a new contract — bu...
… and the Viggo Gyökeres Show (Feat. Eze)
26 Feb 2026
Contributed by Lukas
On this pod - we break down the absolutely fantastic 4–1 win over Spurs — and yes, we enjoy every single second of it.There’s a big spotlight on...
… and the Wolves hangover
20 Feb 2026
Contributed by Lukas
Sorry we’re a bit late this week – the bar doors didn’t quite open on time.In this episode, we reluctantly open up the wounds from that dreadful...
… and this might be the end of the quiz (lol)
13 Feb 2026
Contributed by Lukas
This episode was recorded ahead of the Premier League clash with Brentford. Dan is completely out with the flu, so things are slightly less structured...
... and this weeks kick in the dick goes to...
04 Feb 2026
Contributed by Lukas
This episode was recorded ahead of the Caribbean Cup semi-final against Chelsea. We wrap up the Leeds game, talk Merino’s injury, and look ahead to ...
… and if you love shirt numbers, this one is for you!
28 Jan 2026
Contributed by Lukas
This episode was recorded ahead of the Kairat game. We go all the way through the United defeat — what actually happened, and is this a turning poin...
... and Nwaneri is going to Marseille
20 Jan 2026
Contributed by Lukas
This episode was recorded ahead of the Champions League clash against Inter. We look back at the Forest game, talk about Ethan’s loan move to Marsei...
… and we’ve missed Kai Havertz
14 Jan 2026
Contributed by Lukas
We recorded this one ahead of our Caribbean Cup clash with Chelsea, debating what lineup we’d go with. We look forward, talk Myles Lewis-Skelly, rev...
... and well done Joe Montana College!
09 Jan 2026
Contributed by Lukas
👉 We recorded this one at the pub before the Liverpool game — and for the first time ever, we actually end up talking a bit about American footba...
... and who is the hell is Hill Dickinson?
31 Dec 2025
Contributed by Lukas
👉 We recorded this one before the Aston Villa game. John was absolutely not nervous at all — which, in hindsight, makes perfect sense. Everton st...
… and please, cut that out. thx!
24 Dec 2025
Contributed by Lukas
👉A one-minute Christmas special. Just us saying “cut that out”. Thats it. Merry Christmas MF's.
… and a merry shout-out to Messi
23 Dec 2025
Contributed by Lukas
👉 No quiz this time — instead we talk through the Everton game with a focus on our best possible starting XI. Christmas is just around the corner...
… and you either die a hero or live long enough to see yourself become Viggo Gyökeres
18 Dec 2025
Contributed by Lukas
👉 Pablo subs in for John, who’s off on holiday. All three of us were at the Radiohead gig and are still riding the hype — which does not mix we...
... and Gabriel Heinze is German (?)
11 Dec 2025
Contributed by Lukas
👉 We’re recording before the Club Brugge match, still licking our wounds after the loss to Villa. We break down what went wrong, look at possible...
… and David Raya is the reason we're top of the league
04 Dec 2025
Contributed by Lukas
👉 John was the only one of the three who actually watched the Brentford game at the pub — so he’s the expert. We go through the listener vote w...
... and Mikel Merino might be Batman, kinda
27 Nov 2025
Contributed by Lukas
👉 John is off in the U.S., so our good friend Pablo jumps in to keep the barstool warm. We break down the North London Derby, talk Trossard and Eze...
… and apparently you can just make up quotes?
19 Nov 2025
Contributed by Lukas
👉 Dan and Jams are waiting for John… again. Scotland somehow beat Denmark, and we look ahead to the North London Derby — injuries or no injurie...
... and the quiz was longer than Amaury Bischoff’s Arsenal career
13 Nov 2025
Contributed by Lukas
👉 We look back at the Sunderland game — John saw it sober, while Jams and Dan took it to the bar. The quiz was loooong. A bit about snow, a bit o...
... and played with a man down
05 Nov 2025
Contributed by Lukas
👉 Dan’s down, so it’s just two Gooners at the bar — and John’s late, obviously. We look back at the Champions League clash against Prague, ...
... and Flag Billshere is the new Wigan Manager
30 Oct 2025
Contributed by Lukas
👉 We break down the Caribbean Cup clash against Brighton and talk all things B team. The quizzes are getting way too long, we get interrupted by Th...
… and The Scottie Tabulations
23 Oct 2025
Contributed by Lukas
👉 Jams has been to the Emirates and had a blast. We break down the win against Atletico Madrid, dive way too deep into the Viggo vs. Kai debate, qu...
… and not even sound effects could save this one
14 Oct 2025
Contributed by Lukas
An episode all over the place — right in the middle of the longest international break ever. In lack of anything better, the mixer’s sound effects...
... and the taco place is open
10 Oct 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Welcome to the break. The world might be falling apart, so obviously we start talking prepping. Then it’s back to what really matters — Arsenal. W...
... and we might need a new name
01 Oct 2025
Contributed by Lukas
This week at the bar: should we actually change the name of the podcast after a YouTube comment? We look back at the Newcastle game, poke at Liverpool...
…and Mariah Carey still doesn’t do stairs
24 Sep 2025
Contributed by Lukas
90 minutes before kick-off against Port Vale. We look back at the City game, argue our way through the weekend’s fixtures, and Dan finally delivers ...
... and Nostramanus steals the show
18 Sep 2025
Contributed by Lukas
We look back at Forest and Bilbao, try to be serious about the upcoming City clash, and welcome a special guest for predictions. Plus: John brings a “...
... and talked for an hour about nothing
11 Sep 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Another week, another pint – and absolutely nothing to say. The Gooners pull up at the bar, pretend there’s Arsenal news, and end up talking about...
... and kept going back to the Liverpool game
04 Sep 2025
Contributed by Lukas
We chat Arsenal vs Liverpool, transfer deadline chaos, random nonsense – and clear up why the podcast still says it’s about American football. Tha...
... and watched the CL-draw
29 Aug 2025
Contributed by Lukas
We talk about Arsenal’s Champions League draw, transfers, the upcoming game against Liverpool and the last 10 number 10's - shoutout to Ian Selley. ...