Tired and Tested with Sophie McCartney
Episodes
Posh UDC and Earl Grey Tea
01 Sep 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Sophie's on her holidays so before she's back we're giving you a fun bonus accent challenge as well as some NEVER BEFORE HEARD Urban Dictionary Corner...
Snoggy Slops and Fumble Flops
27 Aug 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Have you ever encountered a 'Slugger'...?--Want to win a FREE ICONIC TRIPLE THREAT MASCARA? Submit your parenting tales/ fails or stories from...
Santa Cam Fails and Tampon Tales
25 Aug 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Sophie's been found out about something, somebody's been given a hickey and never trust Lucy with a secret, unless she has a producer to bleep your na...
Tired & Tested Classics: Lady Holes and Beefy Strolls
21 Aug 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Whilst Sophie is sunning herself for the end of the Summer Holidays, we thought we'd give you a little flashback to 2023 in the very early days of...
Calculator Boobs and Holiday Blues
18 Aug 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Ever wondered what a Tired and Tested holiday looks like? Well, wonder no more as we start your week with another slice of summer debauchery!--Want to...
Sweaty Shame and Thursday Games
13 Aug 2025
Contributed by Lukas
It's Thursday and it's time for some more picky bits! A lovely listener addition to Sophie's sweat-based shame and a sunny Ubran Dictionar...
Broken TVs and Flirt GPT
10 Aug 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Don't forget to submit your ‘When we were young’, which is brought to you by Photobox, the perfect place to capture your summer stories forever. L...
CD Spews and Frisby Poos
06 Aug 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Back again for some Thursday picky bits! Don't forget to submit your ‘When we were young’, which is brought to you by Photobox, the perfect pl...
ADHD and Cucumber Tea
04 Aug 2025
Contributed by Lukas
It's the summer holidays and Sophie and Lucy are already feeling it... How are you getting on so far??--Don't forget to submit your ‘When we...
Online Foes and Shirt Potatoes
31 Jul 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Lucy's still not over her troll but we have some fun features for you today and an all time great When We Were Yooouuuunnnngg--Don't forget to...
Mean Trolls and Head Rolls
28 Jul 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Lucy has her first proper troll! Sophie is about as sympathetic as you'd expect... Lucy's going to Oasis!! Sophie is about as excited as you&#...
Kiss Cams and Vodka Scams
24 Jul 2025
Contributed by Lukas
What should we be calling these episodes? Are you happy with Picky Bits! --Don't forget to submit your ‘When we were young’, which is brought to y...
Urinal Chats and Bucket Hats
20 Jul 2025
Contributed by Lukas
This week we cover the important topics of holiday sandals and get an insight into the world of the male urinal... --Don't forget to submit your ‘...
Celebrity Sh*ts and Zante Trips
16 Jul 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Happy Thursday!! We're back with fun and games to round off the working week! --Don't forget to submit your ‘When we were young’, which is...
Gig Skits and Private Bits
14 Jul 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Happy Monday everyone! Welcome to a new week of Tired and Tested in which we hear all about the events of Sophie's show in Manchester... --Don'...
Bean Soups and Summer Scoops
10 Jul 2025
Contributed by Lukas
It's Thursday! That means it's time for some DISGUSTING Urban Dictionary entries - you have been warned!--This week’s ‘When we were young’...
Fetish Rubber and Botox Flubber
07 Jul 2025
Contributed by Lukas
We are BACK! And this time you can actually SEE us! Head over to Spotify where you get the choice of watching or listening. We promise that we'll put ...
Tired & Tested Tidbits: Two Shows, One Week? (Get used to it)
03 Jul 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Even MORE unheard chat and games from Sophie and Lucy. You must've been very well behaved this week - good for you!--Want to win a FREE ICONIC TRI...
Tired & Tested Tidbits: One Week To Go!
29 Jun 2025
Contributed by Lukas
We'll be back next week! But to tide you over, here's some unheard chat with Sophie and Lucy! And, if you're very well behaved, you'll have even more ...
We'll be back soon...
25 May 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Sophie's not allowed to do anything other than write her book, but we'll be back soon... We have some bonus bits coming your way next week! Hosted on...
Tired & Tested Classics: A Cancelled Episode and Queefing Overload
11 May 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Whilst we're on our break we're revisiting one of our favourite episodes ever... Do you think you can guess who the guest was??--Want to win a FREE IC...
Tired & Tested Titbits: Tom Stade
27 Apr 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Hello! Whilst we're still off we wanted to share with you a brilliant chat we had with the legendary Tom Stade. Unfortunately we had some technical di...
Tired & Tested Titbits: Extra Thomas Green
20 Apr 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Something a little different for you this week whilst we're on our break! We've got some extra bits from our lovely chat with the amazing Thomas Green...
Tired & Tested Classics: Urzila Carlson
14 Apr 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Whilst we're on a short break we thought we'd give you a chance to listen back to a classic episode, so please welcome back the amazing Urzila Carlson...
Blonde Ambitions and Prank Text Missions
06 Apr 2025
Contributed by Lukas
This is the last episode of the season! But fear not because we shall be back next month!! There will be little bits popping up in the break so keep a...
Banana Bums and Farty Mums
30 Mar 2025
Contributed by Lukas
This week we chat fit bus drivers, there's a Woody update and we have a very educational Urban Dictionary Corner!--Want to win a FREE ICONIC TRIPLE TH...
Kiwi Muff and Bum Stuff
24 Mar 2025
Contributed by Lukas
This week we're chatting unique body sensations, a deep dive into Sophie's facebook statuses from the past as well as Urban Dictionary Corner and a gr...
Insults and Religious Cults with Thomas Green
17 Mar 2025
Contributed by Lukas
This week we're joined by very special guest Thomas Green! We hear all about his very interesting upbringing as well as a special Aussie edition of Ur...
Vommy clean ups and Royal pin ups
10 Mar 2025
Contributed by Lukas
This week Sophie and Lucy are chatting about the stress of World Book Day, mid-tour stomach bugs, and the greatest royal boyband we never got to hear....
Pre-tour Terrors and Straightener Errors
03 Mar 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Sophie is officially ON TOUR! We've got some nervous poos, straightener mishaps and some great finds all leading to a brilliant When We Were Yooooung!...
Tom Ward: Danger Naps and Soap Star Slaps
24 Feb 2025
Contributed by Lukas
This week we're joined by very special guest Tom Ward! --Want to SEE SOPHIE AT AN EXCLUSIVE SECRET VIP GIG? For your chance to get your hands on FOUR ...
Record Romps and Baby Glomps
17 Feb 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Sophie and Lucy spend a shockingly long time talking about feet this week! We also have Urban Dictionary Corner, a poor kitty in Boozy Newsy and a cla...
Koala Crushes and Sex Party Blushes
10 Feb 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Welcome back! This week the we ask the important question: how do YOU pronounce supermarket names? There's also Boozy Newsy, Urban Dictionary Corner a...
Bum screw logs and f*****g dogs
03 Feb 2025
Contributed by Lukas
This week on the show Sophie shares some fond memories of her dog Millie, a Boozy Newsy (without the Boozy), Urban Dictionary Corner and an amazing Wh...
The Conker Story and Sani Pad Glory
27 Jan 2025
Contributed by Lukas
We're loving being back! This week Sophie finally tells us what's known as "the conker story" and we see the return of Urban Dictionary Corner and Par...
Lip Flip Sips and Minging Dips
20 Jan 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Sophie and Lucy are back!This week the girls recap on Edinburgh Fringe, that time Sophie nearly sacked Lucy on a cruise and Sophie’s latest botox tr...
Birthday Snips and Penis-Pumped Strips
04 Aug 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Welcome to the last episode in the series! In which, the girls count down to Sophie's Edinburgh Fringe show, discuss elaborate Hen-dos and a surprise ...
Fairy Holes and Pigeon Poles
28 Jul 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Welcome to another episode of the Tired and Tested podcast! In which, Sophie figures out that the best way to cope with Jack's last day at primary sch...
School Leavers Tears and Public Poo Fears
21 Jul 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Welcome to another episode of the Tired and Tested podcast! In which, the girls lament almost 60 years of hurt after England lose to Spain in the fina...
Finger Blast From The Past: VHS Tapes
18 Jul 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Welcome to a bonus episode of Tired and Tested. Join Sophie as she delves into her dusty old box to discover a nostalgic gem from her youth. This week...
WhatsApp Group Sneers and Evil Bird Fears
15 Jul 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Welcome to another episode of the Tired and Tested podcast! In which, Lucy says goodbye to Dirty Gran, causing Sophie to consider her own funeral etiq...
Finger Blast From The Past: Alcopops
11 Jul 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Welcome to a bonus episode of Tired and Tested. Join Sophie as she delves into her dusty old box to discover a nostalgic gem from her youth. This week...
Festival Frolics and the knob's bollocks
08 Jul 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Welcome to another episode of the Tired and Tested podcast! In which, Sophie recalls the Legend of Poo Girl, before giving an audition for the first p...
Finger Blast from the Past: First Period
03 Jul 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Welcome to a bonus episode of Tired and Tested. Join Sophie as she delves into her dusty old box to discover a nostalgic gem from her youth. This week...
Strip Club Fails and Snorting Tales
30 Jun 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Sophie returns from her tour of Oz and jumps straight on a plane to Majorca for a girls' weekend. Listen up for some tales of 40-somethings on the tea...
Finger Blast from the Past: Noughties Men's Fashion
26 Jun 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Welcome to a bonus episode of Tired and Tested. Join Sophie as she delves into her dusty old box to discover a nostalgic gem from her youth. This week...
Mile High Cries and UTIs
23 Jun 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Return from Oz!! Sophie is back after her tour Down Under, and she has a LOT of stories to tell you about it, including: How to survive a long-haul fl...
Throwback: Laminated Lists and Swimming Pool Shits
16 Jun 2024
Contributed by Lukas
G'day mate!Sophie is still in Oz, but let's throw a shrimp on the barbie and re-visit one of our most popular episodes, from November last year. In th...
Throwback: Sambuca Towers and Squirting Powers
09 Jun 2024
Contributed by Lukas
G'day mate!Sophie is still in Oz, but let's throw a shrimp on the barbie and re-visit one of our most popular episodes, from October last year. In thi...
Special announcement! Sophie's gone Down Under!!!
30 May 2024
Contributed by Lukas
G'Day mates!Sophie is now on tour in Australia tour and so we're taking a short break from recording until she gets back on June 24! Until then, we'll...
Dressing room divas and koala-eared beavers
27 May 2024
Contributed by Lukas
In the final episode of the Tired and Tested Podcast before Sophie goes Down Under on her Australian Tour, she considers some of the many ways she mig...
Finger Blast from the Past: 90s Kids Parties
23 May 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Welcome to a bonus episode of Tired and Tested. Join Sophie as she delves into her dusty old box to discover a nostalgic gem from her youth. This week...
Cocktail Vats and Impulse Tats
19 May 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Welcome to another Tired and Tested podcast! In which Sophie reflects on the fallout from her 40th birthday party, featuring a drunken cameo from Lucy...
Finger Blast from the Past: Children's Fairytales
15 May 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Welcome to a bonus episode of Tired and Tested. Join Sophie as she delves into her dusty old box to discover a nostalgic gem from her youth. This week...
Birthday Blues and Cointreau Spews
12 May 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Welcome to another Tired and Tested podcast! In which Sophie reflects on her imminent big birthday - and addresses an important concern ahead of the b...
Finger Blast from the Past: School Shoes
08 May 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Welcome to a bonus episode of Tired and Tested. Join Sophie as she delves into her dusty old box to discover a nostalgic gem from her youth. This week...
A Cancelled Episode and Queefing Overload
05 May 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Welcome to another Tired and Tested podcast! This is the special guest episode that never was ... and never will be. When recording, Sophie said somet...
Finger Blast from the Past: Holiday Brochures
01 May 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Welcome to a bonus episode of Tired and Tested. Join Sophie as she delves into her dusty old box to discover a nostalgic gem from her youth. This week...
Child Stars and Free Bars
28 Apr 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Welcome to another Tired and Tested podcast! In which Sophie reflects on the end of her UK tour and the trials and tribulations of electronic communic...
Finger Blast from the Past: Classic Adverts
24 Apr 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Welcome to a bonus episode of Tired and Tested. Join Sophie as she delves into her dusty old box to discover a nostalgic gem from her youth. This week...
Frozen Bits and Car-Door Hits
21 Apr 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Welcome to another Tired and Tested podcast! In which we learn about about Sophie's uncanny ability to sleep through loud alarms and the time she woke...
Finger Blast from the Past: Pound-Shop Tat, with George Lewis
17 Apr 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Welcome to a bonus episode of Tired and Tested. Join Sophie as she delves into her dusty old box to discover a nostalgic gem from her youth. This week...
George Lewis: Penis Snips and Monkey Whips
15 Apr 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Welcome to another Tired and Tested podcast! In which Sophie welcomes another special guest... GEORGE LEWIS! Comedian! Author! Instagram's Funniest Da...
Finger Blast from the Past: 90s Make-up Styles
10 Apr 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Welcome to a bonus episode of Tired and Tested. Join Sophie as she delves into her dusty old box to discover a nostalgic gem from her youth. This week...
Hangover Chunders and Birthday Cake Blunders
07 Apr 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Welcome to another Tired and Tested podcast! In which Sophie reflects on being in the 'half-term trenches', some hideous attempts to speak Spanish and...
Finger Blast from the Past: 90s bedrooms
03 Apr 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Welcome to a bonus episode of Tired and Tested. Join Sophie as she delves into her dusty old box to discover a nostalgic gem from her youth. This week...
Flaccid Chips and Car-ride Blips
31 Mar 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Welcome to another Tired and Tested podcast! In which Sophie reflects on a rare night out in London Town, involving Lucy's 'World Tour of Clapham' and...
Finger Blast from the Past: Strong Female Leads
28 Mar 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Welcome to a bonus episode of Tired and Tested. Join Sophie as she delves into her dusty old box to discover a nostalgic gem from her youth. This week...
Sibling Foes and Cotton-Eyed Joe
25 Mar 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Welcome to another Tired and Tested podcast! In which Sophie compares the wars between her own children with the torment she used to visit upon her si...
Finger Blast From The Past: Packed Lunches
21 Mar 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Welcome to a bonus episode of Tired and Tested. Join Sophie as she delves into her dusty old box to discover a nostalgic gem from her youth. This week...
Botox Chat and Titanic Tat
18 Mar 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Welcome to another Tired and Tested podcast! In which Sophie reveals all about her recent anti-wrinkle injections, the girls raise a virtual glass to ...
Finger Blast from the Past: 90s Teen Fashion
14 Mar 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Welcome to a bonus episode of Tired and Tested. Join Sophie as she delves into her dusty old box to discover a nostalgic gem from her youth. If Tammy ...
Mother's Day Fails and Meaty Quails
10 Mar 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Welcome to another Tired and Tested podcast! In which Sophie reflects on her current TV addiction - Married at First Sight Australia! The girls set th...
Finger Blast from the Past: Mixed Tapes
07 Mar 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Welcome to a bonus episode of Tired and Tested. Join Sophie as she delves into her dusty old box to discover a nostalgic gem from her youth. This week...
Urzila Carlson: Touring Mums and Front Bums
04 Mar 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Please welcome to the Tired and Tested podcast another special guest... URZILA CARLSON! Urzila is one of the most popular comedians in Australia and N...
Finger Blast from the Past: The Rachel Cut
29 Feb 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Welcome to a bonus episode of Tired and Tested. Join Sophie as she delves into her dusty old box to discover a nostalgic gem from her youth. This week...
Mard-ons and Hard-ons
26 Feb 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Welcome to another Tired and Tested podcast! In which Sophie recalls her eventful holiday in the sun, involving a long-haul flight with a toddler, an ...
Finger Blast from the Past: Classic Aussie TV Shows
22 Feb 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Welcome to a bonus episode of Tired and Tested. Join Sophie as she delves into her dusty old box to discover a nostalgic gem from her youth. This week...
Campervan Fevers and Broccoli Beavers
19 Feb 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Welcome to another Tired and Tested podcast! In which Sophie recalls her adventures travelling around Australia and New Zealand in her twenties - incl...
Finger Blast from the Past: Dishy Disney Dads
15 Feb 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Welcome to a bonus episode of Tired and Tested. Join Sophie as she delves into her dusty old box to discover a nostalgic gem from her youth. This week...
Going Down Under and Train Toilet Blunders
12 Feb 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Welcome to another Tired and Tested podcast! In which Sophie regales us with stories of her recent trip to London, involving multiple margaritas and a...
Finger Blast from the Past: Fitness DVDs
08 Feb 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Welcome to a bonus episode of Tired and Tested. Join Sophie - and our special guest, fitness trainer to the stars Bradley Simmonds - as she delves int...
Bradley Simmonds: Naked Pics and Fitness Tricks
05 Feb 2024
Contributed by Lukas
It's the first EVER Tired and Tested guest - and it's Bradley Simmonds, fitness coach to the stars... and Sophie and Lucy! Bradley has been training t...
Finger Blast from the Past: Shoes!
01 Feb 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Welcome to a bonus episode of Tired and Tested. Join Sophie as she delves into her dusty old box to discover a nostalgic gem from her youth. This week...
Salmon Spunk Sales and Playdate Fails
29 Jan 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Welcome to another Tired and Tested podcast! In which Sophie tells us all about her experimentations with collagen and how a skin consultation led her...
Finger Blast from the Past: Virtual Boyfriends
25 Jan 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Welcome to a bonus episode of Tired and Tested. Join Sophie as she delves into her dusty old box to discover a nostalgic gem from her youth. This week...
Turning Back Time and Saltburn Grime
22 Jan 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Welcome to another Tired and Tested podcast! In which Sophie tells us what happened when she dressed up as Cher for a 40th birthday party and visits U...
Finger Blast from the Past: Gladiators
18 Jan 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Welcome to a bonus episode of Tired and Tested. Join Sophie as she delves into her dusty old box to discover a nostalgic gem from her youth. This week...
Burger Nips and Car Boot Trips
15 Jan 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Welcome to another Tired and Tested podcast! In which Sophie discusses what 'iconic' costume she should wear to her friend's 40th birthday party and r...
BONUS | Fast Blast from the Past: Kids' Dinners
11 Jan 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Welcome to a bonus episode of Tired and Tested. Join Sophie as she delves into her dusty old box to discover a nostalgic gem from her youth. This week...
Kidnapping Thor and a run in with the Law
08 Jan 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Welcome to another Tired and Tested podcast! In which Sophie assesses Lucy's 'laminated list' for 2024, considers how best to capture Chris Hemsworth ...
Tired & Tested Presents ... Christmas Picky Bits (Part Two)
04 Jan 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Welcome to part two of our round-up of some of the best bits from the last few months of the Tired and Tested podcast! Thanks for all your support so ...
Tired & Tested Presents ... Christmas Picky Bits (Part One)
28 Dec 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Welcome to a round-up of some of the best bits from the last few months of the Tired and Tested podcast! Thanks for all your support so far.Want to wi...
BONUS | Fast Blast from the Past: East 17
21 Dec 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Welcome to a festive bonus episode of Tired and Tested. Join Sophie as she delves into her dusty old box to discover a nostalgic gem from her youth. T...
Lunchbox Snacks and Festive Cracks
18 Dec 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Welcome to another Tired and Tested podcast! In which Sophie misses a Christmas school-dinner deadline ,,, and has to massively over-compensate with t...
BONUS | Finger Blast from the Past: The Argos Catalogue
14 Dec 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Welcome to a bonus episode of Tired and Tested! Join Sophie as she delves into her dusty old box to discover a nostalgic gem from her youth. This week...
Dodgy Backs and Angry Sacks
11 Dec 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Welcome to another Tired and Tested podcast! In which Sophie winds down from her last gig of 2023 - in her hometown of Liverpool - by explaining some ...
BONUS | Finger Blast from the Past: Playdays / Playbus
07 Dec 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Welcome to a bonus episode of Tired and Tested! Join Sophie as she delves into her dusty old box to discover a nostalgic gem from her youth. This week...
14. Turkey Lunches and Donkey Punches
04 Dec 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Welcome to another Tired and Tested podcast! In which Sophie delves into her 3kg Mum Bag, proposes a drinking game instead of Elf on the Shelf, and vi...
BONUS | Finger Blast from the Past: Impulse
30 Nov 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Welcome to a bonus episode of Tired and Tested! Join Sophie as she delves into her dusty old box to discover a nostalgic gem from her youth. This week...