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05 Dec 2023

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TOFOP has moved house. Follow Everyone Relax to continue listening to all new episodes of TOFOP, including their 500th episode: https://podfollow.com/...

499 — Visceral Meat (with Rhys Nicholson)

30 Nov 2023

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Rhys Nicholson has written a book called DISH. Wil uses this as an excuse to catch up with the comedian. The novel is a part cook-book, part memoir —...

498 — Baby Got Back

28 Nov 2023

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Beck, Taylor Hawkins, and Sir Paul McCartney walk into a bar — or do they? Charlie rants about a YouTube channel called Drumeo where drummers are gi...

497 — World Cup Smash And Grab (with Adam Spencer)

25 Nov 2023

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Wil is joined by cricket tragic and numbers man, Adam Spencer to reflect on Australia's recent men's team victory at the Cricket ODI World Cup. Beatin...

496 — Save The Rec Centre (with Gabriel Gasparinatos)

23 Nov 2023

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ONEFOUR: Against All Odds is more than just a music doco, it's an Australian story about self-expression, race, the portrayal of violence in art, and ...

495 — Up To Standard

21 Nov 2023

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Charlie sees a Beatle (in concert). What if Paul branched out and wrote a diss track? If Wil can't become Keanu Reeves, maybe he can befriend him? He ...

494 — The Video Store: Normie & Niche Movie Recommendations (with Guy Davis)

16 Nov 2023

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Guy Davis returns to the video store to share his favourite normal movies and niche movies with Charlie. Is Back To The Future a perfect popcorn movie...

493 — Stoned Cold Wil Anderson

14 Nov 2023

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Charlie and Wil ride high on the success of the TOFOP live events in Melbourne. Despite a covid scare, nerves, and a bumpy plane trip, the pair got th...

492 — $300 Degustation Experience (with Justin Hamilton)

09 Nov 2023

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It's a Hammo-fop — film, TV, and culture with writer and comedian, Justin Hamilton. Where does Oppenheimer fit into the Christopher Nolan canon? Wha...

491 — Offline Buzz

07 Nov 2023

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Charlie and Wil catch up on the mailbag that includes comments and requests by listeners from around the world. Come with us as we relive the time Wil...

490 — Unexplained Explained: Sir NoFace

02 Nov 2023

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The final instalment from the North East Australia Paranormal Society is a doozy. Inspired by a real-life Ghostbusters scenario, Charlie and Ben go on...

489 — Big Dicked Mutant Ninja Turtles

31 Oct 2023

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The murky origins of the heroes in a half shell. Also, what could TOFOP pitch to be featured at South by South-West? It turns out, nothing. The pair t...

488 – The Unexplained: Explained - Westall UFO

26 Oct 2023

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NEAPS (North East Australian Paranormal Society) is in session with Ben McLeay and Charlie Clausen and the topic today: is there life outside of Earth...

487 — The Hermit

24 Oct 2023

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This episode is dedicated to our Patreon supporter, Matt. Matt has written in multiple times over the years, but for various reasons, Charlie and Wil ...

486 — The Unexplained: Explained - Yowie

19 Oct 2023

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The second meeting of NEAPS (North East Australian Paranormal Society) is called into session as Ben and Charlie turn their attention to Australia's v...

485 — From Cuck To Stag

17 Oct 2023

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A TOFOP rollercoaster. Wil and Charlie skip from back fat to AI, 'cucking' to the Perfect Match robot, ending on 90s punk and The Warped Tour. See TOF...

484 — The Unexplained: Explained - The Poltergeist Of Humpty Doo

12 Oct 2023

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Introducing The Unexplained Explained, a new series on TOFOP with Friends. Across each of the four episodes, Charlie Clausen is joined by writer, perf...

483 — Arnie DiFranco

10 Oct 2023

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Charlie wants to discuss the new Arnold Schwarzenegger doco but the hosts get distracted by the potato scallops vs potato cakes debate. This leads to ...

482 — Your Favourite TOFOP Artwork Revealed

05 Oct 2023

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The winners of The TOFArtchibald. 3000 votes later, Charlie and Wil are joined by resident artist, James Fosdike to count down your favourite TOFOP ar...

481 - The Greatest Ever Bulldog

03 Oct 2023

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An episode all about Daniel Day-Lewis. What is his full name? What are the crazy things he's done while method acting? Why did he almost die so he cou...

480 — Life After Silverchair (with Ben Gillies and Chris Joannou)

28 Sep 2023

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Silverchair bandmates, Ben Gillies (drums) and Chris Joannou (bass) have teamed up for a new book that charts their incredible life in music and what ...

479 — Dick Pistols

26 Sep 2023

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We just can't seem to get Michael Flatley off our mind. This week, it comes to Charlie's attention that the sex-manic-dance-lord has a self-produced, ...

478 — He Died Drawing Dicks (with Dave Anthony)

21 Sep 2023

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Dave Anthony of The Dollop joins Wil and Charlie to discuss some of the latest controversies and cancellations. Wil comes up with a game where Dave ha...

477 — The TOFArtchibald Prize

19 Sep 2023

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Introducing The TOFArtchibald Prize. For the next three weeks, TOFOP is celebrating our friend and creative genius artist, James Fosdike. He's created...

476 — Cat Knocked My Bong Over In The Pot Closet (with Gareth Reynolds)

14 Sep 2023

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The Dollop's Gareth Reynolds joins Wil for his first official TOFOP With Friends. After Wil brings Gareth up to speed on some of the changes we've mad...

475 — Zucchini

12 Sep 2023

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The Michael Flatley story continues — seriously, how did you not know that shortly after he comes off stage he needs to... cum off stage? Charlie ex...

474 — A minibus, baked beans, and sonic: touring with Five (with Levins)

07 Sep 2023

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Charlie and Wil finally get the chance to pin down Five's official Australian tour DJ and ask all the burning behind-the-scenes questions about the se...

473 — Gerbiling

05 Sep 2023

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After a quick discussion about coughing in public and how about 80% of Australians aren't up to date with their COVID-19 vaccines (remember that thing...

472 — Charlie's Stitch Up (with Urzila Carlson)

31 Aug 2023

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Why kiwis (the bird) trigger Charlie, the time he got the flop sweats (at the worst possible time), and how he was royally stitched up while filming a...

471 — Basketball Helmet

29 Aug 2023

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Wil and Charlie investigate a TV series about Batman's butler, which is unintuitively titled, 'Pennyworth'. After they both agree it sounds horrible, ...

470 — The Biggest Stories In All Of Norway 4: Homemade Bungee

24 Aug 2023

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In the final instalment, our resident teenage Norwegian takes us inside a Princess' 19th birthday party. Wil and Charlie try and invite themselves to ...

469 — Do Your Eyes Grow?

22 Aug 2023

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The boys are back in town and coming in HOT with the true story of a canceled FOFOP episode. The full ep will be available soon, once we find it. Plus...

468 — The Biggest Stories In All Of Norway 3: Bloodthirsty Chicken

17 Aug 2023

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More Scandinavian tall and true (and big) stories from teenage punk, Elias Vistven. This time: Elias' dad runs into logistical problems when he tries ...

467 — That's Enough Already (with Urzila Carlson)

15 Aug 2023

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Wil Anderson in conversation with the extraordinarily funny, Urzila Carlson for her podcast, That's Enough Already. Hear about Wil's coffee addiction ...

466 — The Biggest Stories In All Of Norway 2: My Father Shot Me

10 Aug 2023

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Meet Elias Vistven, the guitar-shredding, Norweigan teenager who also happens to be a massive fan of TOFOP. He first wrote in to share the story of th...

465 — From Liver King To Donut King 👑

08 Aug 2023

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Charlie is joined by producer, Mike III, to relive some of the funniest moments from TOFOP so far this year. This is a high-octane journey through the...

464 — The Biggest Stories In All Of Norway 1: The Horse Who Lived

03 Aug 2023

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PART ONE: The Horse Who Lived. All August, Wil and Charlie are taking you to Norway to experience the wild world of teenage punk, Elias Vistven. When ...

463 — Censoring Foz

01 Aug 2023

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It was their own fault. Mentioning the term 'death on a dick' proved too irresistible for show artist and legend, James Fosdike (AKA Foz) to draw. Ent...

462 — 2 Guys 1 Urn: We Won In Our Mind (with Adam Spencer)

01 Aug 2023

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Ah geez, it's hard not to think we won the series 5-0, isn't it? Adam Spencer joins Wil one last time to wrap up an incredibly entertaining Ashes. The...

461 — Colin From Logies (with Patrick Brammall and Harriet Dyer)

30 Jul 2023

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ENCORE: Patrick Brammall and Harriet Dyer have just won three f*cking logies for their hilarious series, Colin From Accounts (Binge). Charlie caught u...

460 — Death On A Dick

25 Jul 2023

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Wil's blinding, light-filled home leads to a discussion about Manfred Mann and his (sometimes) Earth Band, as well as the many meanings of the word "d...

459 — 2 Guys 1 Urn: Baz Too Hard (with Dave Hughes)

25 Jul 2023

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Hughesy joins Wil to celebrate Australia retaining the Ashes, in possibly the best/worst way possible — a washout. Meanwhile, England thinks they sh...

458 — Spider-Man

18 Jul 2023

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Charlie reviews the Brisbane performance of Disney On Ice. Wil feels it was a missed opportunity not to incorporate Frozen within the premise of why a...

457 — 2 Guys 1 Urn: The Super Team (with Peter Helliar)

17 Jul 2023

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AUSTRALIAN MEN'S CRICKET SELECTORS, TAKE NOTE! Peter Helliar and Wil Anderson have cracked the code that will unlock Australia's ultimate test team an...

456 — I Know What A Bidet Is

11 Jul 2023

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In 2010 on this podcast, Charlie asked Wil what a bidet is — 13 years later he assures us he knows but we can't be sure. Both hosts venture to the c...

455 — 2 Guys 1 Urn: Delicately Poised (with Adam Zwar)

10 Jul 2023

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England have wrestled their way back into the series in Headingley. The loss forces Australia to ask some uncomfortable questions. Has Marsh demanded ...

454 — Meggings

04 Jul 2023

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After a quick brainstorm regarding TOFOP-branded men’s leggings, Charlie shares a list of some of the most controversial psychological experiments. ...

453 — 2 Guys 1 Urn: Iddy Biddy Hitty Committee (with Charlie Clausen)

03 Jul 2023

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With help from a blue dog and some riveting test matches, Charlie Clausen wakes up from a 25-year cricket coma. He joins Wil to discover advancements ...

452 — I'm Not Al Pacino (with Chris Taylor)

29 Jun 2023

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Charlie's joined by Chaser alumni and broadcaster, Chris Taylor. They're together to chat about Chris' new podcast Birth, Baby & Beyond but the co...

451 — The Great Reset

27 Jun 2023

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Hi, it's Mike the third here. I usually write these little blurbs but I wanted to break the format today to share a personal story. When I was a kid, ...

450 — Becoming Warnie (with Alex Williams)

22 Jun 2023

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Alex Williams is well-known to TOFOP listeners as our roving donut correspondent. But when he's not doing that important work, he's the star of the ne...

436 —2 Guys 1 Urn: Bazball Vs Cumball (with Lehmo)

21 Jun 2023

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UNDER THE SOUTHERN CROSS I STAND. Old mate Lehmo joins Wil to chat through one of Australia's greatest Ashes test victories. Seriously, how good was i...

435 — Russell's Brand

20 Jun 2023

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Charlie gives feedback on some of Wil's TV recommendations including Mrs Davis (Binge) and Jury Duty (Prime). Wil then explains why 'the thrill' has g...

434 — Soggy Cinny

13 Jun 2023

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In Part Two of the Donut King saga — resident donut mole (and actor) Alex Williams returns to give us the inside scoop on what went down at the King...

433 — 2 Guys 1 Urn: Australia Bring Home The... Mace? (with Adam Spencer)

12 Jun 2023

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Wil is joined by his old sparring partner and numbers man, Adam Spencer to deconstruct Australia's historic win against India in the World Test Champi...

432 — Jumanji Was A Documentary (with Cam Knight)

08 Jun 2023

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Do kids have too many toys? With the announce of a new virtual reality product from Apple it might not matter — we could be living in an episode of ...

431 — The Donut Wars

06 Jun 2023

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Charlie falls into a hole when he finds out Donut King are hosting a cool inner-city rebrand event for donut influencers. But TOFOP has a mole. Profes...

430 — 2 Guys 1 Urn: Australia vs India preview (with Howie)

01 Jun 2023

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If 2 Guys 1 Cup is like TOFOP but AFL then 2 Guys 1 Urn is like FOFOP but cricket. None of that make sense? Don't worry. This is a series about test c...

429 — Wil Anderson DESTROYS Iceman

30 May 2023

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Charlie and Wil imagine a world where they take the 'podcast for medical professionals' thing to the next level and start organising protests against ...

428 — Crime Fighting (with Podcast Mike)

25 May 2023

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Podcast Mike is thrust into fight or flight mode when he's confronted with a tense situation. He chooses to act and uses all of the limited self-defen...

427 — Call Buckethead

23 May 2023

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Charlie and Wil launch into an analysis of Survivor's 1982 hit, Eye of the Tiger. Did Rocky make it a hit or was it always destined to be a classic? P...

426 — Stuck In A Lift (with Sam Peterson)

18 May 2023

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Sammy P tells Wil about his horrific experience getting stuck in a lift — and the awkward run-in that followed. The pair reminisce about Hey Hey, it...

425 — Pills Are Fine

16 May 2023

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This entire episode is basically about water and why you're probably drinking it wrong. Seriously, it's at least 45 minutes just on water. It's incred...

424 — The Rock For President (with Nick Mason)

11 May 2023

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Charlie is joined by The Weekly Planet's Nick 'Maso' Mason to delve into the career decisions of Dwayne 'The Rock' Johnson. Will he actually run for P...

423 — Manime

09 May 2023

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Wil and Charlie pick up the case of 'Kimba the White Lion' vs Disney. The discussion — while fascinating — is ultimately little consolation for Os...

422 — Did I Mention They Are Hot? (with Justin Hamilton)

04 May 2023

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Comedian Justin Hamilton joins Wil to chat about some of the best and worst things they've watched recently. Justin's recommendation for a show "like ...

Welcome to TOFOP

02 May 2023

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Everybody relax. Charlie Clausen and Wil Anderson present TOFOP: a comedy conversation between two old mates. This podcast has been running for over a...

420 — SOSSO

25 Apr 2023

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Is Karen a slur? Charlie fires up about a bit of plastic. A surprising call from Podcast Mike halfway through the show. And Wil and Charlie reflect on...

419 — You're A Rat

18 Apr 2023

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After a quick production meeting, Charlie explains how he became the villain in real life by offering an infant alcohol. Also: what occupation could y...

418 — Playing Alf For Thirty Years

11 Apr 2023

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Charlie is living long enough to become the villain, Wil is triggered about Radiohead, and a doctor shares the Australian medical industry's dirty lis...

417 — French Kiss The Morning

04 Apr 2023

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The three words that almost broke TOFOP. Plus, a lyrics break down for a classic Bon Jovi song and Charlie's chase for a long-lost St Kilda jumper. Mo...

TOFOP but AFL

30 Mar 2023

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TOFOP but AFL — we hope you LMAO but understand if you see this and think FML. Charlie and Wil have an 'AFL-adjacent' podcast, it's called 2 Guys 1 ...

416 — Mouldilocks

28 Mar 2023

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Charlie injures himself in an unfortunate cushion accident. As he seeks revenge for a misleading website (and the shame of shrinking a cushion cover) ...

415 — Duck's Bum Bum

21 Mar 2023

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Charlie comes to the pod hot off a playground confrontation with a nasty 5-year-old and his apathetic mother. Chris Rock's new stand up special leaves...

414 — TOFACE/OFF

14 Mar 2023

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Charlie's moustache trim sparks a heated debate about whether or not the ears should be considered part of the face. The pair then count down the best...

413 — Hospilooza

07 Mar 2023

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What would it take to be convinced of ghosts? It's one of many questions this week including, what secret would Charlie tell his daughter from the gra...

412 — Hi, This Is Bing

28 Feb 2023

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After 12 years of podcasting, Charlie comes to terms with what's known in the business as an 'unavoidable technical issue'. But the solution becomes a...

411 — Butt Sniffers

21 Feb 2023

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Today's panel discussion between two old mates: when Meatloaf said he would do anything for love, but he won't do "that" — to what was he referring?...

410 — Wet Ass Wookie

14 Feb 2023

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Catching up on the mail bag. Who cares if Halloween is a Halloween movie? We don't but we'll debate it — wait, actually maybe we do care. Also, what...

409 — Two Heads Are Better Than One

07 Feb 2023

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Hilarity ensues when two old mates get together to talk about the quirks of life (and other nonsense) on TOFOP. It really is the podcast that proves l...

408 — The IRA vs The Mafia

31 Jan 2023

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Everybody Attica! Attica! After Wil reviews 90210's episode titled 'The Leprechaun' (1999), Charlie reveals how much money his multi-charging station ...

407 - Eating Organs

24 Jan 2023

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New year, new updates on men eating raw testicles. Plus, it turns out the giant slide that Charlie thinks could be run by a cult has its roots in the ...

Best of 2022 - Talking Movies & TV

17 Jan 2023

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Over the Summer, we're sharing some of the best bits of 2022's season of TOFOP. So here are some of our favourite moments chatting all things film and...

Best of 2022 - Unpacking Funny News Articles

10 Jan 2023

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Over the Summer, we're sharing some of the best bits of 2022's season of TOFOP. So here are some of our favourite moments unpacking funny news article...

Best of 2022 - Charlie's Escapades (or, Charlie Is An Idiot)

03 Jan 2023

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Over the Summer, we're sharing some of the best bits of 2022's season of TOFOP. So here are all of Charlie's escapades (aka f*ck ups) over the year!Se...

Best of 2022 - The Top Gun Maverick Saga

27 Dec 2022

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Over the Summer, we're sharing some of the best bits of 2022's season of TOFOP. Enjoy this episode featuring the entire Top Gun Maverick Saga from 202...

406 - Big Naturals

20 Dec 2022

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AI vs big naturals (humans) and also; if Batman lived among us today, what would be his cover? More from the TOFOP Universe: https://linktr.ee/TOFOP ...

405 - Madman on the Loose

13 Dec 2022

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Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeveryone relax! It's a human slingshot. More from the TOFOP Universe: https://linktr.ee/TOFOP See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy in...

404 - Message From A Kaiju

06 Dec 2022

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Self-driving cars, getting way too excited about an online purchase, and introducing our new co-host, Loab. More from the TOFOP Universe: https://link...

403 - Eat a Donkey Dick

29 Nov 2022

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The best banh mi in the world, Charlie eats a spider, and the genius who had never eaten Mexican. More from the TOFOP Universe: https://linktr.ee/TOFO...

402 - Jenkem!

22 Nov 2022

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TOFOP investigates the most gross urban legend of all time. More from the TOFOP Universe: https://linktr.ee/TOFOP See omnystudio.com/listener for pri...

401 - Too Big For This Podcast

15 Nov 2022

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Charlie dials in from the other side of world and Wil tries his hand at dream interpretation. More from the TOFOP Universe: https://linktr.ee/TOFOP S...

400 - Magpie Propaganda

08 Nov 2022

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The magpie saga continues for TOFOP's 400th episode! More from the TOFOP Universe: https://linktr.ee/TOFOP See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy in...

399 - Good Clean Fun

01 Nov 2022

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Charlie had a local billie cart race, plus the guys look into a high school football scandal in America. More from the TOFOP Universe: https://linktr....

398 - Searching Your Own Name

25 Oct 2022

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Wil & Charlie continue the Forgotten Project, chat Epic Rap Battles of History and talk about Ricky Gervais searching is own name to blast Twitter...

397 - Heads on Pikes

18 Oct 2022

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Charlie's magpie woes continue, Wil's gone on a Weird Al Yankovic deep dive on YouTube and Charlie had a panic attack while MC'ing an event! More from...

396 - FFS

11 Oct 2022

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Wil and Charlie discuss what happened to jock straps and completely forget about the Forgotten Project for the week. More from the TOFOP Universe: htt...

395 - Double Metal

04 Oct 2022

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Charlie has an update on his magpie attack, and the guys continue the 'Forgotten Project.'https://ewah-music.com/https://www.facebook.com/ewahandthevi...

394 - Rabbit Hole

26 Sep 2022

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The guys continue their Forgotten Project, and look back on the origins of TOFOP. More from the TOFOP Universe: https://linktr.ee/TOFOP See omnystudi...

393 - The Power of the Queen

20 Sep 2022

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Wil & Charlie chat the origins of broccolini, a Hogwarts themed school fete, and venture off on their 'Forgotten Project,' where they reopen some ...