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Toni and Ryan

HENS PARTY RECAP

24 May 2026

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Chapter 1: What happened at the hens party recap?

0.031 - 1.893 Toni

Tell them what you did. You fucking tell them what you did.

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1.933 - 10.443 Karin

Well, something came over me and instead of singing the words of the song, I... And I just started to cry. I'm Karin from Gothenburg, Sweden.

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10.663 - 13.266 Luke

I'm Luke from Dale, Wisconsin, United States.

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13.687 - 15.329 Brandy

Hi, I'm Brandy from Evans, Indiana, US.

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15.429 - 26.241 Luke

And I approve this podcast.

30.659 - 32.923 Toni

Welcome to the Tony and Ryan podcast.

32.943 - 35.568 Karin

Hello. Welcome. I'm Tony. This is Ryan.

35.648 - 48.091 Toni

We are recording this about 30 minutes after the hen show ended. We are still in the theater and I would like to acknowledge right off the top that if you hear loud banging, The guys are packing up behind us.

48.492 - 52.658 Karin

We're mid-bump out. And we were like, we've got to record a podcast. I said, we don't give a fuck.

Chapter 2: How did the topless waiter experience unfold?

95.097 - 108.317 Ryan

They saw me first. They weren't expecting to see Ryan, but I'd already been there out filming and stuff. So I think they saw me. They saw Charles and were like, oh my God, it's Charles. Oh, and Ryan. No, as soon as they saw you, they were very excited.

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109.759 - 110.78 Karin

Sounds like Charles is lying.

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112.683 - 116.87 Toni

Was there a stage during the show tonight where everyone was about to start chanting Charles?

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117.05 - 121.135 Karin

Yes. That one lady stood up and said – I think there was two separate times.

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121.395 - 123.558 Toni

And that lady stood up and said, where the fuck is Charles?

123.578 - 136.857 Karin

Bring out Charles. And we were all like – because I thought – I didn't know what she'd said because we couldn't hear very much. And so when people were yelling stuff out and one of the times someone said, show us your gut, I thought, but they said, it's your laugh.

136.837 - 161.798 Karin

that's not the same that's not even similar yeah um not even close not even close really could not hear much tonight which is crazy um was the person that yelled out where the fuck is charles the same girl who pissed her pants no i don't think so but i think that maybe it might be my love to see it that no one's ever been so excited they pissed their pants before when they saw me except for pippa

162.149 - 162.612 Toni

Yes.

163.417 - 166.8 Karin

And that always feels nice when people wheeze when you come over, doesn't it?

Chapter 3: What unexpected moments occurred during the show?

206.592 - 208.676 Toni

So yeah, I pissed myself. I had a good time and I pissed.

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208.957 - 211.782 Karin

Living her truth. And she was such a babe as well.

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212.283 - 213.284 Karin

She was very, very cool.

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213.324 - 216.368 Toni

Did the piss increase the babeness or just take it down a notch?

216.388 - 219.292 Karin

I meant babe in like a, what a babe, like great girl.

219.312 - 222.556 Toni

Oh, but she was a babe. She was a babe, yeah. And you pissed yourself.

222.616 - 224.939 Karin

Yeah, and I still think you're great.

227.061 - 233.81 Toni

A part of the show, we were singing Islands in the Stream. Yeah.

Chapter 4: How did the audience react to Charles?

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319.306 - 320.848 Toni

Like, especially since we've done a few live shows.

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321.249 - 336.15 Toni

You're kind of like, oh, I think I've got that bit down, Pat. I've practiced that bit once. Yeah. And then it sort of just all fucking comes together. Yeah. At the right time. Yeah. And I was like. That'll happen. I've nailed each individual part of the song at some stage, never in the same go.

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336.23 - 337.652 Karin

But at some stage, no, that's fair.

337.672 - 351.571 Toni

Yeah. And I was like, I feel like on the night, it'll all just line up. It'll just. And it didn't. It didn't. It really fucking didn't. And then I'm looking sheepish as fuck and I was like, Tony's about to lay it down. Do you tell them what you did? You fucking tell them what you did.

351.612 - 355.417 Karin

Well, something came over me and instead of singing the words of the song, I meowed.

357.64 - 359.482 Toni

If I had known meowing was in play.

359.622 - 363.127 Karin

Well, I didn't know it was until that moment and I was like, give the people what they want.

Chapter 5: What was the significance of the meowing incident?

370.585 - 375.992 Toni

I thought the whole last four months of your life you were looking at this. No, no, no fucking way.

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376.032 - 390.271 Karin

That's prank adjacent. That's prank adjacent. No, no, no. For a prank, there has to be intent. And there was no intent. There wasn't. Because genuinely, I went to go, I went to sing and then the meows just came out. And I thought, they're going to like that. And did they?

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390.291 - 395.401 Ryan

Did they like that? I didn't actually see your island in the stream because I was out like getting stuff.

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395.421 - 397.305 Toni

Can anyone else confirm how did the meows go down?

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397.345 - 399.51 Karin

Did they like the meows? Okay, cool.

399.53 - 402.396 Toni

Thanks, team.

402.416 - 406.985 Karin

Sorry, I just thought the meows would be cute. It was endearing. He did a good job.

407.065 - 425.594 Toni

I don't know if you saw this video, but I asked a lot of tapas who did the approval for tonight, those videos, to say at what point of the show they thought Tony was going to cry. Like make a bet. Just like, oh, yeah, I reckon she'll just get so into it. Three minute mark. Oh, yeah, I reckon at the end, blah, blah, blah. Yeah.

425.714 - 447.295 Toni

So for everyone who placed their bets on what moment Tony would laugh, the answer is she. Cry. Fuck. What did I say? Laugh. Quite the opposite. Actually the opposite. Laugh tapes. What's the opposite of crying? Being on fire. So true. Everyone put their bets when Toni was going to cry and the answer is she didn't cry but I did. Twice. And it was beautiful.

Chapter 6: How did the hosts feel about the overall event?

447.315 - 454.107 Karin

I actually cried this morning. Did you? Yep. It's probably on the vlog. Vlog? Vlog.

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456.587 - 468.644 Karin

I cried this morning in the house. I walked out. I walked out into the room and Charles was like, it's your big day. And I was like, yeah, I'm like really excited. And then a bird flew and landed on the window.

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468.664 - 469.204 Toni

Queen Elizabeth.

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469.284 - 480.766 Karin

Yeah. And I just started to cry. And I was like, cool, I need to go do something else. And Charles was like, sorry. And he like turned the camera off and stuff. So I already cried today and then I was like, you know what? No, that's it for my day.

480.786 - 482.129 Toni

What's one of the great rules of our show?

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Save it for the show.

483.192 - 484.094 Toni

Save the fucking gold.

484.274 - 487.782 Karin

I know. And I'd already cried my liquid gold out onto Charles's shoulder.

Chapter 7: What future plans were announced for the podcast?

492.914 - 494.157 Ryan

It was actually very emotional.

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494.197 - 515.177 Karin

It was. It was truly like, I don't know if people are into this. I love it. But like for me, my mum, I'm not a bird guy, but she is in birds. And it's not all birds. I don't just see a bird and go, that's my mum. I'm not a crazy person. But even I have limits. But sometimes, and I can just tell, and that one was her, wasn't it?

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515.157 - 517.261 Ryan

It wasn't like 1,000%.

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517.501 - 526.478 Karin

The timing was just... And she just came there, she plopped down and I went, and I started to cry and she just went, like, shaked her little bum and then flipped off.

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526.758 - 532.108 Toni

I've seen a bird, when in Sydney that time, that bird came to the park and it just, she picks her moments.

532.269 - 536.777 Karin

And you can tell when it's her and that one was her and Charles and I were both like...

536.757 - 559.12 Toni

yeah charles when i was pouring so we'd had our moment already so did you cry during the show when i was pouring my heart out i did that like at the very end because when you were choked up it was really but if i found out goosebumps you cried this morning in the kitchen and didn't cry at the end fuck yeah my mom was there yeah yeah no it was really it wasn't that i didn't i didn't

559.454 - 560.936 Toni

Save the tears.

560.956 - 571.131 Karin

Nah, like I didn't not cry because it wasn't beautiful. It absolutely was. I think I just had so much like adrenaline from like being on the stage that it couldn't like come through.

Chapter 8: How did the hosts reflect on their journey together?

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We didn't detach it for the night.

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620.698 - 622.841 Toni

I ran into the stage, got up here on the balcony.

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622.881 - 636.12 Karin

Hang on, hang on, hang on, hang on. No, no, no, no. Long before this, Ryan comes on the stage. Well, no, this is before he came on the stage. But you walked out and you said, hang on, I think my ball is hanging out.

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636.1 - 636.48 Toni

It was.

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636.52 - 641.926 Karin

Let me just hide behind. So, when he hid behind me, he just like quickly tucked his ball sack back in.

641.946 - 646.952 Toni

Did you hear that I said that? Because I was like, Tony, stand in front of me. I'm pretty sure. Not a whole ball.

647.132 - 649.495 Karin

But just like a peak. A peak of the testicle.

649.515 - 653.279 Toni

I'm going to explain something. The guys will go, oh, I get it.

653.499 - 654.921 Karin

Penis hovers. Ball sack hovers.

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