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Chapter 1: What happened to Toni in the elevator?
I'm in the lift. I like start needing to do a bit of a boot. I'm wearing overalls. And in the lift, I had to undo my overalls. And I'm like, it's coming. I don't have a lot of time.
Hi, I'm Stephen from Big Sky, Montana.
Hi, this is Kate and Tatum from Woodstock, Illinois. This is Casey in Cincinnati, Ohio, USA. And I approve this podcast.
Welcome to the Tony and Ryan podcast. My name is Ryan. This is Dr. Author, best-selling Dr. Author, Tony Lodge.
Hello. This is my best friend, Ryan.
Well, let's not be too chummy because breaking news, scandal.
Scandal?
There was a moment yesterday I thought Tony Lodge was having an affair. There I said it.
Because Charles got back?
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Chapter 2: What scandal did Toni Lodge face?
Hasn't got his little Pippa fix.
So I... Pippa loves Bruce, but Bruce loves Pippa so much. So we have like a... I don't even know what you call it, but, like, our front window is, like, blacked out, but there's a tiny little spot so that people can see out, like, on our front door. And so whenever he comes, she just loses it. She loves him. He loves French Bulldogs.
And, like, so all these times he would come with our packages or whatever, and he would be like, oh, hello. And whatever. And it was kind of chill. And then one day I was like, my name's Tony, by the way. He goes, oh, I'm Bruce. And I was like, would you like a hold? And he goes, I really would. And so now whenever he comes, I go, hey, Bruce. And Pippa's like losing it.
And I hand her over and I scan my own parcel and sign the thing.
If you scan your own parcel, do you get a discount on shipping?
Yeah.
He gives me his family discount. Yeah, and we chat and if it's raining, I go, God, hope you stay dry today. On a hot day, I'll be like, do you need any water? Like we get along really well.
I know, I heard it.
He's called Bruce and he literally just gives Pippa the biggest cuddle and she just like loves it and he like roughs her up and she just loves it.
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Chapter 3: Who is Bruce and why does Toni's dog love him?
And he walks away covered in dog hair. People just like fully molts on him and then he walks off.
He goes home to his French bulldog and the Frenchie goes, oh, she's back, is she?
Oh, my God. Can you imagine?
Lipstick on his collar.
I just said collar.
Yeah. Oh, my God.
On the collar of his shaft. All right, here we go. Let's do normal, Lorna.
The collar of his shaft.
We call it the foreskin.
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Chapter 4: What are the benefits of signing up for Patreon?
He's fucking my neighbour as well?
Michael Jordan.
What?
Imagine if Michael Jordan calls up the pod because it's live and he goes, I love Bruce.
Yeah. Since I moved in next door to your joint.
He goes, Bruce is always patting my dogs.
Yeah.
But it's his feet. Wow. Okay.
This is from Tapa Mari.
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