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Toni and Ryan

Toni's Review of Off Campus

14 Jun 2026

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Chapter 1: What themes are explored in the review of Off Campus?

0.031 - 12.054 Toni Lodge

Nothing has made me want to buy slutty lingerie like watching that fucking show. Really? The main chick, Hannah, Wellesley, she has the best tits I've ever seen.

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Hi, this is Josh from Birmingham, Alabama. This is Olivia from Texas. Hi, I'm Tanya from upstate New York in the US. And I approve this podcast.

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24.23 - 42.608 Ryan Jon

Welcome to the Tony and Ryan podcast. This is Dr. Author Tony Lodge. My name is Ryan. Welcome back to Australia. Welcome to Tarp Tower in Melbourne.

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43.149 - 48.294 Toni Lodge

Now everyone shut the fucking hell up because before we move a centimeter more, an inch more.

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48.354 - 48.834 Ryan Jon

I wouldn't dare.

50.056 - 51.217 Toni Lodge

I've watched off campus.

51.837 - 52.498 Ryan Jon

And?

53.761 - 54.763 Toni Lodge

I'm dehydrated.

54.783 - 55.063 Ryan Jon

Yeah.

Chapter 2: How does the show connect to the World Cup?

91.279 - 115.495 Toni Lodge

I did not see coming. Like... And I normally watch TV and I'm like, this is going to happen. And then it does. It's quite predictable. But it fucking blew me away. But let me say one thing. I need to crowdfund some answers. Where are people buying their sexy bras? Because nothing has made me want to buy slutty lingerie. Like watching that fucking show.

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115.515 - 117.54 Ryan Jon

Really? Are they all wearing sexy bras?

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117.6 - 123.976 Toni Lodge

They wear the hottest underwear. And so the main chick, Hannah, Wellesley, she has.

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124.277 - 127.084 Ryan Jon

Wellesley? Sorry, Wellesley and sexy bras.

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127.104 - 145.822 Toni Lodge

Yeah, nah, she has the best tits I've ever seen. Like unbelievable. And so I went and picked Pippa up from her holiday place and the chick who owns it, we get along great and I always end up there gas bagging with her for a fucking hour. Anyway, we were talking about smutty books because I read heaps while we're on, while we're away.

145.862 - 150.31 Ryan Jon

This is the person who takes care of dogs, by the way. Yeah, yeah. So we're talking about sexy bras.

150.35 - 166.184 Toni Lodge

We're talking about smutty books and I was like, have you watched Off Campus? She goes... I've watched it twice. And then she goes, let me send you this Instagram reel that I watched because it explains something. And we were just like fully gagging over this fucking show.

166.664 - 168.448 Ryan Jon

Just unbelievable. Is she cutting into more of your will?

169.57 - 172.675 Toni Lodge

Maybe after that. Because the dog lady was at- She gets quite a lot.

Chapter 3: What experiences did they have traveling to Rome?

232.353 - 234.917 Toni Lodge

I will look into it. Maybe I'll do a bog off.

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235.522 - 236.844 Ryan Jon

How many for four breasts?

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236.924 - 240.89 Toni Lodge

Buy one, get one free. First two breasts you pay for, you get the second two for free.

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241.17 - 245.276 Ryan Jon

We get one each. One free, one each. They mix them up.

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246.959 - 256.713 Toni Lodge

You've got one big gnorc and one tight peg. And I've got the opposite. And when we hug, the two big gnorcs don't cross over.

256.733 - 259.077 Ryan Jon

They fit. Like a puzzle. We're like a puzzle.

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Oh.

260.075 - 264.353 Ryan Jon

I love that. Danielle, put that in the no context meme dump this week.

264.373 - 265.357 Toni Lodge

Have I asked like this?

Chapter 4: What are the reactions to the character's wardrobe in Off Campus?

270.875 - 298.317 Ryan Jon

question knock off campus when people do a whole of like hey here's like some sexy new bras i'm trying yeah what's the percentage sorry i'm gonna show me right there i've never watched that you obviously you're obviously watching that i haven't seen that's what i'm getting at that hasn't come up on my for you page it's more of a it's more of a youtube than an instagram i feel but my question is all right you can see it on tiktok okay historically it'd be like you guys what's your algorithm i

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298.297 - 324.692 Toni Lodge

i'd like it what my question is 60 girls trying on bras is what percentage is people going i'm a girl and i'm interested to like which bra am i gonna buy yeah or boys jerking it yeah probably half and half yeah and that's nice i think that's fine that's nice yeah but i also reckon it depends on how you talk about the bra like if you go this one's really supportive but people jerking off and not let's not just say boys jerking off girls jerk off too yeah ally um but

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Now, they're all being talking seriously.

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328.397 - 336.089 Toni Lodge

Oh, yeah. They're not. I think that it's less jerking off and more like, how supportive is that bra? Your boobs look a similar size to me or you're a similar shape to me.

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336.369 - 339.133 Ryan Jon

I agree that the comments would be that way. I just don't know about the viewers.

339.253 - 340.355 Toni Lodge

Oh, yeah.

340.415 - 345.803 Ryan Jon

Okay. You can't go anywhere. There's 20 supportive comments and a million views and you go, well, what's happening with those other 900 people?

345.783 - 355.232 Toni Lodge

But there are some breakdowns of like what bras the character wears in the show because everybody is having the same reaction as me.

355.632 - 356.013 Ryan Jon

Really?

Chapter 5: What are the thoughts on lingerie and its impact?

420.07 - 421.673 Ryan Jon

Yes.

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421.653 - 446.361 Ryan Jon

she has this thing and she's like when you're in a bit of a rut or you're feeling a bit whatever yeah she's like what i do is i have a like a hot shower and i have the lights down like candles in the shower whatever i love that yeah and then i put on sexy underwear and it doesn't matter if i'm going anywhere no one's gonna see it but and even if you got trackies over the top which is like you know and it's for you and you just have that moment and it helps get you out of your funk and get you back into your shit

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446.341 - 464.965 Toni Lodge

Because you know what I think that might be a bit like when we were talking about how sunglasses give me that girl energy but normal glasses don't. They make me feel like a dorko malorko. Is the hot lingerie for me the same as the sunglasses? I know and I feel it.

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You're accepting yourself.

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465.746 - 466.247 Toni Lodge

Yeah.

466.587 - 466.988 Ryan Jon

Okay.

467.028 - 469.611 Toni Lodge

Maybe that's what I've got to do. I've got to wear hornier underwear.

469.912 - 470.352 Ryan Jon

Tony.

470.372 - 470.813 Toni Lodge

Yes.

Chapter 6: How do they discuss their travel experiences in Italy?

588.201 - 591.905 Toni Lodge

Yeah. Oh, gosh. Yeah, it's nothing like the coffee in fucking Florence.

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592.386 - 599.793 Ryan Jon

Apparently, there's a thing where, and it's fun to you. Fancy. Yes. Fancy.

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600.714 - 603.738 Toni Lodge

Funny that you mentioned coffee.

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604.138 - 613.928 Ryan Jon

Apparently, it's a thing where people get back and they usually get a latte or a flat white and they get back and they go, oh. I'll actually get the drip piccolo with the fucking... Because I've just been overseen.

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613.968 - 622.578 Toni Lodge

Nah, see, I was the fucking opposite. And the second that I got a flat white in the airport in Perth, I was like, oh, that's what fucking coffee tastes like.

622.738 - 626.542 Ryan Jon

You had a go at me because I stopped on the way home from the airport to get a coffee.

626.603 - 633.27 Toni Lodge

Sleigh town. Sleigh town. I'm standing in the airport like, can I just have a flat white, please? Can I just have a fucking flat white, please?

633.29 - 638.736 Ryan Jon

Because when I get back to Australia, my first point of call is Degani at the St. Helena Shopping Centre.

639.745 - 643.55 Toni Lodge

We have to know where we stand. We just do.

Chapter 7: What insights do they share about their returning experiences?

743.391 - 745.474 Ryan Jon

Nah, fair call. Thank you so much.

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745.614 - 746.415 Toni Lodge

People think that.

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746.535 - 748.879 Ryan Jon

It chunks up. It doesn't. It fucks it right up.

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748.899 - 752.284 Toni Lodge

Because the fat content isn't higher. It's just chunkier.

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752.364 - 752.644 Ryan Jon

Yeah.

752.745 - 754.207 Toni Lodge

Yeah, it's like. Slice, slice, slice.

754.227 - 754.868 Ryan Jon

Slice, slice, slice.

754.888 - 761.177 Toni Lodge

Yeah, yeah, yeah. But a row could be vanilla. is the one that I go with a shot of coffee in it. Yummy.

761.197 - 765.322 Ryan Jon

Very nice. Yeah, thank you. I would still do the choc honeycomb with a shot of coffee.

Chapter 8: What are the final thoughts on the episode's themes?

766.284 - 767.085 Toni Lodge

I do that often.

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767.105 - 769.388 Ryan Jon

In fact, I'll be having one of those straight after this show.

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771.751 - 773.414 Toni Lodge

I'll be buying some underwear online.

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773.454 - 774.735 Ryan Jon

Same.

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775.697 - 776.297 Toni Lodge

Yeah, for me.

777.719 - 801.372 Ryan Jon

Can't wait to see you have those on the floor. Yeah. I want some intel about the World Cup because everyone's going to be talking about the World Cup. Everyone's going to have a scoop or an exclusive or I was there and I was like, I want the tarpa community to have an in. So when the goss goes down, we can go straight to the source.

801.412 - 803.814 Toni Lodge

Yeah, and as the queens of being on the bandwagon.

803.935 - 804.175 Ryan Jon

Yeah.

804.355 - 806.738 Toni Lodge

Like we're on the bandwagon parade pride float.

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