Tony Cantwell's Hit Show

Episode 131 - feat. God (minisode)

26 Jul 2022

Contributed by Lukas

This week is just a mini-sode as I recoup my funny bones. Still, hear all about the school speakers I've had across the years, and why you should alwa...

Episode 130 - Young Hot Guyz Summer (LIVE with Killian Sundermann & Shane Daniel Byrne)

19 Jul 2022

Contributed by Lukas

As if it wasn't hot enough out there, we're having a Young Hot Guyz Summer here on the pod, chatting everything summertime LIVE with Killian Sunderman...

Episode 129 - Old Wives Tales

12 Jul 2022

Contributed by Lukas

This week on the pod, we're finally listening to those kooky old wives. How do you get the devil out of the bread? Is the itch in your hand a ringworm...

Episode 128 - Deez Nuts

05 Jul 2022

Contributed by Lukas

This week on the pod, I'm fresh from a stint in the medical clink! And wait till you hear what for!Thanks to The Dubliner Irish Whiskey for sponsoring...

Episode 127 - Judge Cantwell 2

28 Jun 2022

Contributed by Lukas

This week on the pod, I am Judge, Tony and Sexycutioner with another edition of Judge Cantwell.Were you wronged? Are you desperate for Justice? I'm re...

Episode 126 - The Sun

21 Jun 2022

Contributed by Lukas

The week on the pod, we're talking the Summer solstice baybay! Traditions through the ages, across the world, and what YOU can do to be a badass neopa...

Episode 125 - No Stress

14 Jun 2022

Contributed by Lukas

This week on the pod: How I'm not taking any stress, my hot takes on Buzz Lightyear and a revelation that left me flabbergasted! If you like this pod ...

Episode 124 - Andy Cantwell

07 Jun 2022

Contributed by Lukas

My guest on the podcast is a comedian, podcaster and former witch whose football commentary parodies have blown up on TikTok with over 10 million view...

Episode 123 - Self Defence!

31 May 2022

Contributed by Lukas

This week on the pod, I've pivoted after receiving a smack over the weekend, to become a Self Defenceluencer! Come listen to my class tips on how to w...

Episode 122 - Class Car Chatter

24 May 2022

Contributed by Lukas

This week on the pod I'm IN MY F***ING CAR AGAIN!Talking Eurovision (check out the https://bureaudechangesongcontest.bandcamp.com/ and give generously...

Episode 121 - Dirty Dancing Watch Party

17 May 2022

Contributed by Lukas

LIVE from Omniplex Rathmines, its Watch Party II: Dirty Dancing. Join me, Kevin McGahern and Shane Daniel Byrne as we chat shite over this stone-cold ...

Episode 120 - MAINSTREAM TOPICS!

10 May 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Look I'm a nice guy, but perhaps I've been too much of a nicHe guy! This month I'm getting my sweet pink little tush to the top of the podcasting char...

Episode 119 - Sean Burke

03 May 2022

Contributed by Lukas

This week on the pod I'm chatting with twitter sensational and master of sketch Sean Burke. We chat trying out standup, shite gigs, his process and en...

3rd Annual 420 Spesh

20 Apr 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Its the smoke wonderful time of the year. The 3rd annual celebration of the American formatting of April 20th.With two blockuster 420s in the last two...

Episode 117 - Flying Babies

12 Apr 2022

Contributed by Lukas

This week on the pod I'm just fresh from holibops in LDN m8 and boy av I got some stories for you geezahs!This pod is sponsored by the only sponsor th...

Episode 116 - Census Dodger

05 Apr 2022

Contributed by Lukas

This week on the pod I’m dodging the census and investing in private hobbies. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Episode 115 - Sweet Colleen

29 Mar 2022

Contributed by Lukas

This week on the pod, I'm unwinding after some whopper gigs by outadvicing the advice queen herself Colleen Nolan. Sponsored by The Dubliner Irish Whi...

Episode 114 - The Libran Scale

22 Mar 2022

Contributed by Lukas

This week on the pod a fairly unplanned ramble about dogs, films, and the Libran scale of cancellation.Also I call Jake Gyllenhal Jared Leto towards t...

Episode 113 - Oscar Bait

15 Mar 2022

Contributed by Lukas

This week on the podcast I'm pandering to the Academy and offering up some procedurally generated movies that are destined to sweep the Oscars.ALSO; t...

Episode 112 - Wheel of Content

08 Mar 2022

Contributed by Lukas

This week I’m in between legs of the tour so taking it old school with a classic Wheel Of Shite, I spin the wheel, pick a random word and win GOLD! ...

Episode 110 - Crush Bandicoot with Justine Stafford

22 Feb 2022

Contributed by Lukas

This week on the pod, the High Queen of Nobber, County Meath; Justine Stafford.We chat Crash Bandicoot, weird first crushes, retro games, McTerrorists...

Episode 109 - The Late Late Valentines Special

15 Feb 2022

Contributed by Lukas

This week on the pod, I watched The Late Late Show's Valetine's Special! 6 Couples, 1 host, 0 craic. Come for the toupé carpet tape! Stay for the unc...

Episode 108 - St. Brigit and the New Bank Holiday

01 Feb 2022

Contributed by Lukas

This week on the pod I'm taking a light paddle of a dive into our Brigit, God and Saint and hope to shine a light on why our new bank holiday complete...

Episode 107 - Scouts with Shane Daniel Byrne

25 Jan 2022

Contributed by Lukas

This week on the pod I have a guest, hilarious comedian Shane Daniel Byrne. We chat scouting and he makes me realise, early on, what a prick I was in ...

Episode 106 - The January Judge

18 Jan 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Judge, Tony and SEXecutioner. Judge Cantwell is back, doling out even more cruel and unusual punishments. Also a recap of the latest Lotto fever, Word...

Episode 105 - Inventions

11 Jan 2022

Contributed by Lukas

In honour of the news that The Young Scientist is virtual for the 2nd year in a row, we pour a beer out for the young fridgets yet to get their hole. ...

Episode 104 - Head Shop Monkeys

04 Jan 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Happy New Year! This week on the pod I'm giving you my top flicks and biggest disappointments of 2021 PLUS some chat about the old Dublin head shop da...

The Best of Tony Cantwell's Hit Show

28 Dec 2021

Contributed by Lukas

This week on the podcast you spoke, we listened and these are the as voted by you best moments of the podcast since it started 2 years ago. Including;...

Episode103 - 2021 Pop Recap

21 Dec 2021

Contributed by Lukas

This week on the pod I'm recapping the top pop culture moments of 2021 to try and remember what actaully happened this year. That and a hilarious stor...

Episode 102 - My Wife

14 Dec 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Kicking off the next centenary of podcasts is my darling wife Terri. We answer your submitted questions, chat relationships, parenting, and offer a si...

Episode 101 - Home Alone Watch Party w/ Kevin McGahern and Justine Stafford

07 Dec 2021

Contributed by Lukas

This week on the pod, myself, Kevin McGahern and Justine Stafford sat in front a live audience to talk over the movie Home Alone.Huge thanks to the Om...

Episode 100 - Toy Show 2021

30 Nov 2021

Contributed by Lukas

It's Episode 100 and what better way to celebrate than where it all began with the 3rd annual review of the Toy Show!Features a mild rant, so skip to ...

Episode 99 - I Want

23 Nov 2021

Contributed by Lukas

This week on the pod, I'm recovering from being Rod Liddled with Covid 19. The most popular yet boring illness of 2021. I'm chatting recovery, desire,...

Episode 98 - Westerns with Peter McGann

09 Nov 2021

Contributed by Lukas

This week on the pod I’m joined by my good pal Peter McGann as he gives me the HO-down on Westerns; their influence on film, the coding that appeals...

Episode 97 - Bitta DIY

02 Nov 2021

Contributed by Lukas

This week ohhweee I’m in some fouler! But it’s grand, nothing a bitta home DIY can’t fix.Also how I wore a Sony Spiderverse costume for Hallowee...

Episode 96 - Samhain

26 Oct 2021

Contributed by Lukas

This week on the pod, I'm chatting Samhain and how the movie Coco inspired me to become a better pagan. Why so much death? Do spirits love apples? Why...

Episode 95 - Dirty Cable Up The Stairs

19 Oct 2021

Contributed by Lukas

This week on the podcast, I'm in that sweet sweet zen of finishing a big job where ye feel content to do 🐔 all. Makes for a surprisingly pleasant p...

Episode 94 - Halloween (Live in Cyprus Avenue)

12 Oct 2021

Contributed by Lukas

This week's podcast was recorded LIVE at Cyprus Avenue in Cork on October 9th. We're talking Halloween, problematic costumes, dole out relationship an...

Episode 93 - I Need A Guru!

28 Sep 2021

Contributed by Lukas

This week on the podcast we're getting mad heady as I'm on the hunt for a new guru. Also; why you should stop asking why? and some serious coffee hack...

Episode 92 - The Inner Reviewer

21 Sep 2021

Contributed by Lukas

This week on the pod, I'm talking about how I BACK BRAVE! Ah no, but I do chat about how you can re-recognise nervous energy and make it a good thing....

Episode 91 - Aliens

14 Sep 2021

Contributed by Lukas

This week on the pod, I bought a book about types of aliens and I wanna tell yous about it. As well as that; what it's like to be the face of water, m...

Episode 90 - Fame (Live at the Cat Laughs)

07 Sep 2021

Contributed by Lukas

This week on the pod, we're LIVE and chatting FAME! There's some celebrity stories, how I got negged by a charity, and the strangest encounter I've ev...

Episode 89 - Back 2 School

31 Aug 2021

Contributed by Lukas

This week on the podcast we're talking back to school, how life is like an empty copybook and dangerous schoolyard games. As well as that, chasing boo...

Episode 88 - Losing Things

24 Aug 2021

Contributed by Lukas

UNLOCKED from behind Patreon:This week on the podcast I’m talking about being a loser, like a literal loser, who loses things, 3 passports in 1 year...

Episode 87 - Judge Cantwell

17 Aug 2021

Contributed by Lukas

ALL RISE...how ye getting on?This week on the pod, I'm Judge, Tony, and Sexicutioner as I hear your cases, side with defendants, and dole out some col...

Episode 86 - I'm Handy

10 Aug 2021

Contributed by Lukas

This week on the pod; how being handy could lead to my wife's death. And a meditation on legacy.Thanks to The Dubliner Irish Whiskey (@DublinerWhiskey...

Episode 85 - The Fog

10 Aug 2021

Contributed by Lukas

This week on the pod, a day late, a buck short, but here anyway chatting through the returning fog of Gary, doing gigs again, Tony Robbins and advice ...

Episode 84 - Sexy Beasts (Netflix Show)

27 Jul 2021

Contributed by Lukas

This week on the pod, a review of Sexy Beasts. A show that is, on paper, the perfect Venn diagram crevice for your boy TC; Netflix reality dating show...

Episode 83 - The L Plate

20 Jul 2021

Contributed by Lukas

This week on the pod; another driving test! Can our hero finally shelf his L (ickout Master) plate with an N (ever ever ever stop giving lickouts) one...

Episode 82 - Bad Movies With Kevin McGahern

13 Jul 2021

Contributed by Lukas

This week, I’m having a pal over!! Once a month over here I like to chat to someone else for a change, about something they're an absolute geek abou...

Episode 81 - What Women Want

06 Jul 2021

Contributed by Lukas

This week on the pod, another deep dive into some bad online relationship advice, as I tell you what women (and people who find men attractive) REALLY...

Episode 80 - Tony Candles

29 Jun 2021

Contributed by Lukas

This week LIVE from the car! I tell a story of a one-liner that landed me in hot water. The greatest Chinese I've ever had, and an update on my mascul...

Episode 79 - If I Was On Big Brother

15 Jun 2021

Contributed by Lukas

This week on the podcast I give a play-by-play of what I’d be REALLY like as a contestant on Big Brother. As well as that, a chat about the origins ...

Episode 78 - Pointless (with Alison Spittle)

08 Jun 2021

Contributed by Lukas

This week on the podcast, a new thing! As you all know, I love talking AT people about shite I’m mad into, but what you might NOT know is, I also lo...

Episode 77 - Boner's Back

01 Jun 2021

Contributed by Lukas

This week on the pod we have the return of Boner as we kick off Season 2 of everyone's favourite teen comedy drama 'The Fridget'. I also have a look a...

Episode 76 - Scaldy Gaffers

25 May 2021

Contributed by Lukas

This week we’re going off-piste and I’m talking all about ME!Scaldiest gaffer I’ve ever been to, my fighting history, best boozers in Dublin, an...

Episode 75 - The Eurovision Pod Final

18 May 2021

Contributed by Lukas

68 entered, but only one may leave the GREATEST OF ALL TIME! If you've made it this far; I can't thank you enough for letting me talk AT you for over ...

Episode 74 - The Eurovision Pod Contest

11 May 2021

Contributed by Lukas

It’s Eurovision Month on the pod and so we’re having the biggest tournament in TCU history.68 Acts, 67 Fights, across 65 Years! To discover which ...

Episode 73 - Gettin Witchy With It

04 May 2021

Contributed by Lukas

In the spirit of witchiness with Bealtaine just passed, we're lifting the veil on the otherworld with some witchy ass shit! Irish mythological beasts,...

Episode 72 - Shit Jobs 2

27 Apr 2021

Contributed by Lukas

This week on the pod I'm revisiting some of the worst job interviews I've ever had to do across the years. Including one time I physically couldn't st...

Episode 71 - 2nd Annual 420 Special

20 Apr 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Prepare to partake, get off the rails and travel into space, it's the 2nd annual 420 Special! I'm going through the worst whitey I ever had, take you ...

Episode 70 - Yahoo Answers

13 Apr 2021

Contributed by Lukas

This week on the pod we're saying goodbye to Yahoo Answers (know you're gone said you're gone but I can still feel you're here) in style, by answering...

Episode 69

06 Apr 2021

Contributed by Lukas

It's episode 69 NICCCCCCE!!! and because I'm a 13-year-old child, this is a milestone. To celebrate I've read up on the worst sex advice Cosmopolitan ...

Episode 68 - April Fool's

30 Mar 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Prepare to get PUNK'D by the Original Ashton (original YEAH), cause its April's Fool's!On the pod today; pranks from around the world, the origins of ...

The Tony Awards 2020 (not those Tony's)

23 Mar 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Here it is! My recap of 2020 told through hilarious awards in The Tony Awards 2020 (not those Tony's). This is the audio portion of the overall video,...

Episode 66 - The Real Saint Patrick

16 Mar 2021

Contributed by Lukas

This week on the pod, I do a full Jebadiah Springfield reveal on the TRUE history of St. Patrick SPOILER isn’t even a saint and was never called Pat...

Episode 65 - The Lola Agenda

09 Mar 2021

Contributed by Lukas

This week on the pod I’m addressing the big news that rocked the hot animal aficionado world; Lola Bunny’s redesign in the new Space Jam movie. As...

Episode 64 - The Irish Language

02 Mar 2021

Contributed by Lukas

It’s Seachtain na Gaeilge so we’re rolling out the green carpet for an Irish language special.I'm giving you some words, phrases, and a few prover...

Episode 63 - Gorilla Podcasting

23 Feb 2021

Contributed by Lukas

This week on the pod, I'm back in the car with some guerilla podcasting, and delivering an old school meandering oxbow ramble.Chatting about: How me a...

Episode 62 - Pancakes

16 Feb 2021

Contributed by Lukas

This week on the pod I’m serving up a MANsize helping of pancakes shitetalk. The origins of Shrove Tuesday, what I and a few good catholic boys are ...

Episode 61 - Pimp My Ride

09 Feb 2021

Contributed by Lukas

This week on the pod, I asked for your cars, your jobs, and your hobbies and I'm pimping your ride! Plus a short history of MTV reality TV, how my GP ...

Episode 60 - How To Pick Up Men

02 Feb 2021

Contributed by Lukas

This week on the pod; one for the LADIES!!!! as I'm going through Cosmopolitan's Top 10 tips for picking up any man, and seeing IF ANY would work on m...

Episode 59: How To Pick Up Women

26 Jan 2021

Contributed by Lukas

This week on the pod, LIVE from my Kia Soul; I'm teaching you how to pick up women according to the words of authentic artists and talk you through th...

Episode 58 - Irish Slang

19 Jan 2021

Contributed by Lukas

This week on the pod I put the feelers out for the best weirdest and wildest Irish slang there and boy did you deliver! Also why I'm binning my goals ...

Episode 57 - Young Scientist

12 Jan 2021

Contributed by Lukas

This week on the pod, I’m chatting vigilante banter, being a former Young Scientist, the Sex and The City comeback PLUS we have a special visit from...

Episode 56 - Nollaig na mBan

05 Jan 2021

Contributed by Lukas

We're back baby! 2020 is gone bring on the year I'm calling 202getheras1. On the pod this week I'm chatting about how to set low goals, bangers from o...

Episode 55 - The Naughty List - LIVE (kinda) from Cyprus Avenue Cork

22 Dec 2020

Contributed by Lukas

This week on the pod, I'm chatting Naughty Nice Lists, How To Be A Good Boy and spin the Wheel of Shite and chat all things Christmassy. This one's a ...

Episode 54 - Gift Guide 2020

15 Dec 2020

Contributed by Lukas

This week on the podcast Daddy Noel is to the rescue with a foolproof last-minute under 20 blips guide for a thoughtful and genius Kris Kindle present...

Episode 53 - Silly Seasons Greetings

08 Dec 2020

Contributed by Lukas

Alright, are you Noel? This week on the pod we're chatting the silliest of seasons, going to war with outdated Christmas songs, and I deliver this yea...

Episode 52 - The Toy Show 2020

01 Dec 2020

Contributed by Lukas

It's the most wonderful time of the year when we put our differences aside and come together to scathingly review terrified children on The Late Late ...

Bake Off Final (S11E10) - Tony Cantwell's Great British Bake Off Podcast #10

26 Nov 2020

Contributed by Lukas

It's the final and wow what a rollercoaster we've been through. Who will prevail?! Will the underdog and 6-time bottomer Laura scrape by once again an...

Episode 51 - Hot Dogs and Hotter Squirrels - Round 3 - Hottest Disney Animals Tournament

24 Nov 2020

Contributed by Lukas

It’s Round 3 and to be honest if there is one episode to enjoy of this whole Disney tournament this is it. This one is equal parts sexy Disney anima...

Pattiserie Week (S11E09) - Tony Cantwell's Great British Bake Off Podcast #9

19 Nov 2020

Contributed by Lukas

It's Patisserie Week and I can't believe these 4 are our semifinalists. Hey, at the end of the day you don't get to choose your FAMILY. It's a tense t...

Episode 50 - Hottest Disney Animals

17 Nov 2020

Contributed by Lukas

This week on the podcast the long-teased ‘Hottest Disney Animal Tournament. pitting against each other 32 of the DAMPEST yokes in Disney history.Thi...

Dessert Week (S11E08) - Tony Cantwell's Great British Bake Off Podcast #8

12 Nov 2020

Contributed by Lukas

What d'ya mean Dessert week? What were all the other weeks? BLOODY DINNER WEEKS? Either way, I'm bloody weak after a fallen baker got in touch online!...

Episode 49 - Thirty Three

10 Nov 2020

Contributed by Lukas

This week on the pod, I chat about a COVID scare, scabs in schools and my RTÉ debut. As well as revealing from behind the Patreon paywall, my list of...

80's Week (S11E07) - Tony Cantwell's Great British Bake Off Podcast #7

05 Nov 2020

Contributed by Lukas

It's week 7 and things are getting hot in the tent LITERALLY! Like some sort of Greek tragedy; the bakers are forced to make ice cream cakes on the ho...

Episode 48 - America

03 Nov 2020

Contributed by Lukas

This week on the show, we talking AMERICA! With Election 2020 happening tonight we're dousing this podcast in red white and blue and chatting all thin...

Japanese Week (S11E06) - Tony Cantwell's Great British Bake Off Podcast #6

29 Oct 2020

Contributed by Lukas

It's Japanese week! And the tension between Mark and Lottie has me steamed up like a little BAO CHICKEN (KATSU) WOW WOW!Some major upsets, some horrib...

Tony Cantwell's Great British Bake Off Podcast #5 - Pastry Week(S11E05)

22 Oct 2020

Contributed by Lukas

PASTRY week and its more high stress and fumbly than a 12 year old boy trying to dismantle a bomb made of bras! Who will be triumphant as star baker i...

Episode 47 - Sauce and Spooks

20 Oct 2020

Contributed by Lukas

In what was to become the scariest episode of the podcast ends up becoming the SAUCIEST! I make the argument about how the Pussycat Dolls are evil, po...

Tony Cantwell's Great British Bake Off Podcast #4 - Chocolate Week(S11E04)

15 Oct 2020

Contributed by Lukas

It’s chocolate week, but the bakers are serving up some WEAK ASS CHOCOLATE (WAC). Luckily Linda’s magic brownies are here to save the day and roc...

Episode 46 - Halloween Costumes

13 Oct 2020

Contributed by Lukas

This week on the pod I'm going through my favourite MAM-made costumes and giving out some hot tips on how you can make this Halloween even bigger than...

Tony Cantwell's Great British Bake Off Podcast #3 - Bread Week(S11E03)

08 Oct 2020

Contributed by Lukas

BREAD WEEK! And it's all to play for! Star Bakers this week usually make it through to the final, so they really have a lot to PROVE.Will Sura the pla...

Episode 45 - What Lockdown?

06 Oct 2020

Contributed by Lukas

This week on the pod (which was recorded before an imminent announcement that Ireland was entering a full Level 5 lockdown NEVER HAPPENED I'm spilling...

Tony Cantwell's Great British Bake Off Podcast #2 - Biscuit Week(S11E02)

01 Oct 2020

Contributed by Lukas

Biscuit WEAK at the knees more like after this saucy double entendre filled episode. We see the first handshake of the season that’s so steamy your ...

Episode 44 - Free Gaff

29 Sep 2020

Contributed by Lukas

This week on the pod we're chatting free gaffs, the new Cú Chulainn from Finglas, and a double bill of 'Tony's Namedrop Corner'. Learn more about you...

Tony Cantwell's Great British Bake Off Podcast #1 - Cake Week(S11E01)

27 Sep 2020

Contributed by Lukas

The audio from the new video podcast series on the Great British Bake Off: https://youtu.be/4IQoOVuF4C8In the first episode; the bakers are kept away ...

Episode 43 - Masterclass

22 Sep 2020

Contributed by Lukas

This week an UNLOCKED taster of my arguably better Patreon podcasts; a Q&A where I am spilling more T than Mrs. Doyle on a horse!! Answering all the j...

Episode 42 - Wella Wella Wella

15 Sep 2020

Contributed by Lukas

This week on the pod, I'm like Denis Nedry getting attacked by that umberlla dinosaur in Jurassic Park in that "I have NOTHING on me" I have prepared ...