Too Stupid to Live: Romance Reviews $5 and Under
Episodes
A Little Extra Spice -- Self-Help Smut Club
18 Mar 2026
Contributed by Lukas
Have you ever been “prescribed” a romance novel for your mental health? Okay… but have you been “prescribed” one by someone who legit knows ...
Sunshine’s Grumpy Alien with Lindsay Hendrickson Lefler
10 Mar 2026
Contributed by Lukas
Welcome to HOT MESS STATION, a place where if SCIENCE isn’t getting done, it’s because the SCIENTISTS are GETTING IT ON! To review the cozy alien ...
Rom-Pod Crossover: Reading The Flame and the Flower (Chapters 3 and 4)
17 Feb 2026
Contributed by Lukas
Bonus episode! TSTL continues to be RAVISHED by Reading Under the Covers! Becky and Francesca talk book tropes, character redemption, and historical r...
Highlander's Secret Nun with Anne Gregory
11 Feb 2026
Contributed by Lukas
The hilarious human Anne Gregory joins human host Becky Feldman to review the medieval romance Highlander’s Secret Nun! Content Warning: This episod...
Rom-Pod Crossover: Reading The Flame and the Flower (Chapters 1 and 2)
04 Feb 2026
Contributed by Lukas
TSTL is tag-teaming with Reading Under the Covers to get ripped and ravished! In this episode brought to you by Under the Covers, Becky and joins UTC ...
A Little Extra Spice: Netflix’s The People We Meet on Vacation
28 Jan 2026
Contributed by Lukas
The HOT TAKES get even SPICIER when Torry from Ready to be Romanced and Ready to Be Petty joins Becky to discuss the film adaptation of Emily Henry’...
Mastering the Minotaur with Erin Whitehead
21 Jan 2026
Contributed by Lukas
Erin Whitehead returns to the show to discuss the femdom monster romance, Mastering the Minotaur. She and Becky also ponder the age-old question, “D...
Ember & Ice (Starring Connor Storrie and Hudson Williams) with Carla Cackowski
13 Jan 2026
Contributed by Lukas
The Heated Rivalry discourse continues with another episode that's not ABOUT Heated Rivalry, but, let's face it, still IS about Heated Rivalry...
A Little Extra Spice: Heated Rivalry
22 Dec 2025
Contributed by Lukas
How could you end 2025 without an EXTRA SPICY discussion of the icy hot TV show and book -- HEATED RIVALRY! On this bonus EMERGENCY episode of TSTL, A...
The Eight Heartbreaks of Hanukkah with Nina Emkin
17 Dec 2025
Contributed by Lukas
The funniest bookworm on the planet returns to TSTL! In this special Hanukkah episode, Becky’s pal Nina Emkin joins the show to review The Eight Hea...
Rescuing Krampus with Kelly Reynolds
03 Dec 2025
Contributed by Lukas
What is cozy, NAUGHTY, and can warm you up ALL OVER? It’s KRAMPUS, baby! And this holiday hunk is FINALLY getting his XXX-mas wish! Punish me, pleas...
A Little Extra Spice: Cockmark
11 Nov 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Oh the things Suzy Smith can do with only two hands! But with those two appendages, she gripped the bookswag world by the BALLS with Cockmark. On toda...
The Scarecrow’s Queen with Courtney Davis
29 Oct 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Happy Hallow-PEEN month has the happiest of endings with the return of Becky’s best pal Courtney Davis! On today’s bonus episode, they discuss The...
CARNAL CRYPTIDS: EAST COAST with Peach from Creature Feature Toys
27 Oct 2025
Contributed by Lukas
SURPRISE! It’s a special EARLY-IN-THE-WEEK Halloween episode! And today it’s all about those weird d*ngs, baby! Today, Peach from Creature Feature...
Space Vampire with Mel from Heaving Bosoms (A Rom-Pod Crossover!)
22 Oct 2025
Contributed by Lukas
It’s ALWAYS a happy ending when two romance novel podcasts COME TOGETHER! In part 3 of the rom-pod crossover discussing Amazon’s Scared Sexy origi...
A Little Extra Spice: Lisa Frankenstein
14 Oct 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Boo-oing!! Why the ghost b*oner? It's Too Stupid to Live's "Happy Hallow-Peen" Month! And our horny Halloween starts off with some EXXXXTRA SPICE! On ...
Send in the Clowns with Julie Brister
01 Oct 2025
Contributed by Lukas
You know what they say about men with big shoes… THEY MUST BE SWEET, DEADLY CLOWNS?! To celebrate the start of your unofficial sexy spooky season, t...
The Cyborg Way with Josh Simpson
24 Sep 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Josh Simpson puts aside Le Guin for some HONEY, honey! (As in Honey Phillips, the author.) He joins Becky to review the Mars-based love story of a cyb...
Rom-Pod Crossover! Sweet Berries with Reading Smut
29 Aug 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Two horny romance pods that sound even HORNIER together?! Yes, please! TSTL and Reading Smut have the romantic podcast team-up of the CENTUR...
Prince and Assassin with Erik Patterson
22 Aug 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Much like Erik Patterson’s “Write a Romantasy”, this latest episode of TSTL has ALL THE INGREDIENTS required for a most SEX-cellent tim...
Andrea D’Alessio Gets HOT AS HELL with TSTL
06 Aug 2025
Contributed by Lukas
That scorching heat you feel? It may just be Andrea D’Alessio’s SPARKLING debut romance HOLD ME INSTEAD. Today, she and Becky get HOT AS ...
Cosmic Love at the Multiverse Hair Salon with Deanna Russo
30 Jul 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Do you remember the 7th grade classmate who snuck a dirty book into school? Of course you do. And guess what?! She’s today’s guest! Dea...
A Little Extra Spice: Romance Writing 101
16 Jul 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Ready to get extra spicy and extra STUDIOUS? Romance editor, instructor and writer (a.k.a. Professor of Smut) Jeanne De Vita returns to TSTL ...
A Little Extra Spice: Pretty Bras and Lingerie
25 Jun 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Marlene is happy to talk about bras and boobs so OBVIOUSLY she had a be guest on TSTL with a Little Extra Spice! In this bonus episode, Marle...
The Centaur's Bride with Conner Shin
18 Jun 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Conner Shin ("Harley Quinn", "And Just Like That") joins Becky to ask the questions we’re all thinking when it comes centaur romance and e...
How the Marquis Found his Meow with Wayland McQueen
15 Jun 2025
Contributed by Lukas
No tiger-monsters were harmed in the making of this episode (if you're not counting emotionally.) Do you like your monster balls to be a LITE...
A Little Extra Spice: Birthday Erotica
27 May 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Becky’s cousin wrote her erotica for her birthday, so she had to join the pod to discuss her writing process, artistic journey, and all the...
Gargoyle Vigilante with Mark Rennie
21 May 2025
Contributed by Lukas
To quote Becky’s first crush Goliath from the famous Disney animated series -- “A gargoyle doesn’t whine; he ROARS!” But in today’s...
Her Stranded Billionaire Mix-Up with Margot Leitman
15 May 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Storyteller/author Margot Leitman has a lot of free time now, so obviously she HAD to be a guest on TSTL! She joins Becky to ask the IMPORTAN...
Hot as Hell with TSTL: Jessie Rosen Returns!
14 May 2025
Contributed by Lukas
A lot of great things have popped up for Jessie Rosen since her last appearance on TSTL. She got amazing bangs. She’s working on her postur...
Trailer - Too Stupid to Live
07 May 2025
Contributed by Lukas
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A Little Extra Spice: From Screen to Book
25 Apr 2025
Contributed by Lukas
It’s all about the sex scenes, baby! Author Noël Stark joins Becky to discuss her entertainment-industry (and-NOT-typical-Hollywood) roman...
No Knot About It with Sara Phoebe Miller
15 Apr 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Olivia Rellim a.k.a. SARA PHOEBE MILLER checks into TSTL’s Monster M.A.S.H. Resort to review No Knot About It by Elliot Ason ($1.49), a nov...
A Little Extra Spice: Audio Erotica
27 Mar 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Hey baby! What’s sexier audio than TALKING about SEXY AUDIO? Mindy Marzec (This Fairy Tale Life) joins Becky to discuss their favorite audi...
Blair M. Shadows Gets HOT AS HELL with TSTL
19 Mar 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Blair M. Shadows may have written as slow burn romance, but the HEAT is still scorching! On this episode of TSTL, Blair talks about her slow-...
A Little Extra Spice: Rebecca Anne Nguyen
28 Feb 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Writer Rebecca Anne Nguyen joins Becky at “TSTL Studios” (i.e. her apartment but with a curtain) to discuss her experience narrating her ...
The Beast with Mindy Marzec
19 Feb 2025
Contributed by Lukas
It’s a TALE as old as TIME: Beauty goes for the Beast… AND Gaston! And then Gaston and the Beast go for EACH OTHER! A practical FAIRYTALE...
Lessons with the Mothman with Francesca from Under the Covers
05 Feb 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Who could’ve PROPHESIZED this one?! Francesca from Under the Covers Book Blog joins the show to review, yes, a MOTHMAN romance! “Lessons ...
Claimed By... TBD!
22 Jan 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Catch a special sneak peak of “Claimed By… TBD”, a fictional podcast series now available on TSTL’s Substack! Subscribe to TSTL’s ...
Feast of Love with Gilli Nissim
18 Dec 2024
Contributed by Lukas
The final show of 2024 is ready to MÉNAGE À TROIS your Hanukkah, baby!! The hilarious and brilliant comedian Gilli Nissim joins host Becky ...
Merry Inkmas with Amanda Sitko
11 Dec 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Buzz! Buzz! Buzz! Oh, that VIBRATING is the sound of a TATTOO ARTIST working his MAGIC ON YOU. In this super special XX-but-not-XXX-Christmas...
Brianne Gillen Gets HOT AS HELL with TSTL
03 Dec 2024
Contributed by Lukas
WOWZA! Is it HOT in here?! Author Brianne Gillen joins the show to talk about her latest Golden-Age-of-Hollywood rom-com meets paranormal rom...
Nora's Kraken with Mike Leffingwell
20 Nov 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Is that a TENT-acle in your pants? Hell YES it is! The hilarious Mike Leffingwell (Two Dumb Lawyers) joins the show to discuss this SEA MONST...
The Lady Doctor is a Vamp with Fiona Landers
12 Nov 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Performer, writer, and Eric Northman lover Fiona Landers joins Becky as they dig their FANGS into The Lady Doc is a Vamp by Mindy Klasky ($3....
Riding the Headless Horseman with Phillip Iscove
23 Oct 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Uh, headless horseman?! More like Headless HORN-DOG! Phillip Iscove (Podcast Like It’s…) makes a triumphant return to bring his Sleepy Ho...
Coming Home to You with Daniel Zana from Jews On Film
09 Oct 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Filmmaker and co-host of JEWS ON FILM Daniel Zana joins Becky to review a Jewish romance that's even sweeter than honey drizzled on apples! T...
All Fours with Courtney Davis
18 Sep 2024
Contributed by Lukas
You need don’t need a to be a WHIZ to know this episode is a BANGER! Much like the protagonist in today’s book, TSTL takes an interesting...
Rebecca Anne Nguyen Gets HOT AS HELL with TSTL!
28 Aug 2024
Contributed by Lukas
If you ever wondered if romance can save the/your world, THIS IS THE EP FOR YOU!!! Author Rebecca Anne Nguyen joins Becky to discuss her new...
Draco with Meghan Falcone!
14 Aug 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Are YOU ready to be your TRUE DRAGON SELF?! Maybe a bit of MAGICAL pre-c*m will do the trick! Actor, writer, and podcast host Meghan Falcone ...
Offered by the Orc with Mike Mitchell and Nick Wiger
24 Jul 2024
Contributed by Lukas
DREAMS DO C*M TRUE! Becky’s sexual fantasy (banging an orc) collides with her podcast-guest fantasy (the hosts of Doughboys)! Mike Mitchell...
Desperate Measures with Mel Cowan
10 Jul 2024
Contributed by Lukas
“We’re all idiots and then you die.” Mel Cowan delivers ALL THE WISDOM as he joins Becky to review DESPERATE MEASURES by Katee Robert (...
JESSIE ROSEN Gets HOT AS HELL with TSTL!
26 Jun 2024
Contributed by Lukas
June’s HOT AS HELL SUMMER reaches its FIERY CLIMAX! Today, Becky welcomes the wonderful JESSIE ROSEN onto the show! Jessie discusses her ne...
HOT as HELL with TSTL: Cat Wynn Returns!
12 Jun 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Becky finally gets to interview a monster romance author and it's none other than return guest Cat Wynn! She and Becky DIVE right into talkin...
MARIAN BRUNO Gets HOT AS HELL with TSTL!
22 May 2024
Contributed by Lukas
MARIAN BRUNO Gets HOT AS HELL with TSTL!Author Marian Bruno joins the show to discuss her newest book The Exception. She and Becky get into a...
Stolen by Starlight with Mama Needs a Movie (Anne Rieman and Ryan Perez)!
15 May 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Cathy… but in SPACE?! Ack! It’s a B*NER alert!!!! The hilarious Ryan Perez returns to the show alongside the brilliant Anne Rieman. Now u...
The Worst Guy with Torry from Ready to be Romanced!
24 Apr 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Welcome to Horny Hospital where the only co-pay is STEAM, BABY!! Torry, host of Ready to be Petty and Ready to be Romanced, is back to give h...
Sinner with Erin Whitehead
10 Apr 2024
Contributed by Lukas
If it doesn’t go in your tum-tum… babe, you’re gonna have to LISTEN to hear the rest! The fantastic Erin Whitehead delays her sleep med...
HOT AS HELL With TSTL and JENNIFER WILCK!
20 Mar 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Author Jennifer Wilck celebrates her birthday in this latest installment of Hot as Hell with TSTL! She talks Jewish romance and her latest bo...
Pack of Lies with Jon Glover and Marisa Pinson!
06 Mar 2024
Contributed by Lukas
On Brand is ON TSTL! Ingenious co-hosts Marisa Pinson and Jon Glover give Harlequin their ON BRAND perspective as they join Becky to review P...
THE GOOD GIRL with Leslie Murphy
21 Feb 2024
Contributed by Lukas
The SHE who's the "she" in "She Reads Romance Books" LESLIE MURPHY joins the show to review THE GOOD GIRL by Nikki Sloane ($4.99). Show Notes...
Hot as HELL with TSTL - Amy Spalding at YOUR Service!
07 Feb 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Amy REALLY likes being a romance author. And guess what? WE DO TOO! Today she joins Becky to discuss her latest book "At Her Service", workin...
Caribou’s Gift with Jordan Morris
20 Dec 2023
Contributed by Lukas
It’s your HORNY HOLIDAY WISH COME TRUE!! Jordan Morris returns to the show to talk about his upcoming graphic novel Youth Group. Then Jorda...
Whisked Away by the Alien with Nina Emkin
06 Dec 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Writer and tutor Nina Emkin finally makes use of her English degree by guesting on this ESTEEMED book review podcast! And since even aliens c...
Amish Red Riding Hood with Lindsay Valenty
29 Nov 2023
Contributed by Lukas
It’s a Ye Olde crossover! Lindsay Valenty, host of Ye Olde Crime Podcast, takes a brief respite from the world of historical true crime to ...
The Opportunity with Laura Yamin
15 Nov 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Podcaster, Turkish TV connoisseur, and THE source for book recs Laura Yamin returns to the show to review the fraudulent romance novel (in ma...
Mating the Huntress with DocuSweeties!
25 Oct 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Becky gets HO-spitable with Chris and Wah, the hosts of DocuSweeties! The three review MATING THE HUNTRESS by Talia Hibbert ($2.99) and becom...
Sea Creatures Prefer Redheads with Erin La Rosa!
11 Oct 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Live from her CAR… it’s ERIN LA ROSA!!!! Erin, more or less, got kicked her out of the house by her children. But what a blessing for yo...
Kiss Me at Midnight with Renie Rivas
20 Sep 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Actress/comedian/"FISH-head" RENIE RIVAS joins the show to review a romance we WISH would put more "YUM" in our "aquarium"... IF YOU KNOW WHA...
Higher with the Hanukkah Erotica Book Club!
06 Sep 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Content Notice: Today’s episode is the Jewish romance podcast crossover you ALWAYS DREAMED OF! Raizel and Malya, hosts of The Hanukkah Erot...
Anna Gomez Gets HOT AS HELL with TSTL!
23 Aug 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Author Anna Gomez does THE most important one MUST do when coming back from vacation – being a guest on Too Stupid to Live! She talks her n...
Jock Blocked with Amy Rhodes!
02 Aug 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Now THIS BASEBALL BAD BOY can come to OUR DUGOUTS any day! Comedy writer Amy Rhodes joins the show to discuss the sports-themed romance 'Jock...
Punk 57 with Nicky Urban!
12 Jul 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Oh this isn’t your “Danny and Sandy” high school romance. Trade in your jazz hands for the RAW EMOTION that is LOVE between two teenage...
RENEGADE LOVE with Keegan Winfield and Christina Conner!
21 Jun 2023
Contributed by Lukas
It's My Worst Date… in SPACE?! The hilarious Keegan Winfield and Christina Conner (co-hosts, My Worst Date podcast) join the show to answer...
Dance of the Forest King with Amy Vorpahl
07 Jun 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Not MY fae king!!! Actor, writer, and Dungeon Master Amy Vorpahl brings her fantasy/D&D expertise to discuss the romance Dance of the For...
Skye McDonald Gets HOT AS HELL with TSTL!
24 May 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Is it possible to have one of the NICEST discussions about a book called THE NOT SO NICE GIRL?! HELL YES it is! Author Skye McDonald returns ...
AMY SPALDING gets HOT as HELL with TSTL
15 Feb 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Author Amy Spalding returns to the show to discuss her newest romance FOR HER CONSIDERATION(and if you don’t CONSIDER adding this to your T...
Meteors and Menorahs with Aysha Wax
22 Dec 2022
Contributed by Lukas
The Miracle of Lights gets INTERGALACTIC as Becky and guest Aysha Wax review a romance about an alien with an enormous intergalact-DICK! Mete...
How the Monster Stole Me on Christmas Eve with Courtney Davis
15 Dec 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Becky and guest Courtney Davis – two DIRTY Lil Cindy Lou’s – academically “finger through” HOW THE MONSTER STOLE ME ON CHRISTMAS EV...
Kelly Reynolds Gets HOT AS HELL with TSTL
30 Nov 2022
Contributed by Lukas
It’s doubly hot with another podcast crossover -- BOOBIES AND STUPIDS! Kelly Reynolds (host of Boobies and Noobies) returns to the show to ...
The Penalty Box with Allyn Pintal
16 Nov 2022
Contributed by Lukas
The hilarious, romance-loving Allyn Pintal joins the show to discuss THE PENALTY BOX by Odette Stone ($4.99) -- a romance that includes hocke...
Good Vampires Go to Heaven with Alana Johnston
31 Oct 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Alana Johnston (Self-Esteem Party) RETURNS to the show to review the epic STEAMER of a conclusion in the Deadly Angel series – Good Vampire...
A Girl Like Her
12 Oct 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Ready to Be Petty host Torry takes a break from discussing HOT pop culture topics to discuss the HOT Talia Hibbert romance – A Girl Like He...
Erin Spencer Gets HOT AS HELL with TSTL!
28 Sep 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Author, audiobook narrator, and founder of One Night Stand studios joins the show to discuss her newest book – MORE WITH YOU. She also chat...
The Librarian and the Orc
16 Sep 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Who’s ready for some ORC-gy action?! Guest Aaron Taylor (Aaron’s Reading Room, Categorically Romance Podcast) joins the show to DORK OUT ...
CAT WYNN gets HOT as HELL with TSTL!
31 Aug 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Warning: Parts of this episode, where things get DEEP, also get SMOKIN’ hot! And not just because author Cat Wynn talks about her STEAMY ne...
Conquered by Clippy with Phillip Iscove
17 Aug 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Phillip Iscove returns to the show to ASSIST Becky in a review of “Conquered by Clippy” ($2.99). And in THIS ep, Clippy gets conquered by...
ABIGAIL KELLY gets HOT AS HELL with TSTL
28 Jul 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Author, podcaster, bookseller AND the person would will fall in LOVE with at the grocery store, ABIGAIL KELLY enters the sizzling, uh, sizzle...
The Dragon's Bride with Bree Hill
21 Jul 2022
Contributed by Lukas
You’re still SLAYING your dragons?! Oh, sweetie. You missed the memo – we’re F*CKING them now!! The categorically awesome Bree Hill (ho...
Erin La Rosa Gets HOT AS HELL with TSTL!
15 Jun 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Author (and tbh influencer as well) Erin La Rosa returns to the show to enjoy a cocktail, talk about her new book FOR BUTTER OR WORSE, and pr...
Plaid to the Bone with Amy Heidt
25 May 2022
Contributed by Lukas
WHO IS READY TO BONE?! Amy Heidt joins the show to review the book TOO MANY SISTERS!! Oh wait, it’s actually titled “Plaid to the Bone”...
Neon Gods with Marlene Maginot and Kevin Pedersen!
11 May 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Zeus Almighty, is it HOT in here?! Hades and Persephone must be GETTING IT ON!! Marlene Maginot and Kevin Pedersen join the show to discuss N...
The Score with Laura Yamin
27 Apr 2022
Contributed by Lukas
What to Read Next host Laura Yamin "jiggles down" with Becky to review The Score ($4.99) – a romance that includes a "manwhore" with excell...
Dear Romance Writer Gets HOT AS HELL with TSTL
13 Apr 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Ooh boy the heat is up x3!! Hosts of Dear Romance Writer -- Xio Axelrod, Avery Flynn, and Roan Parrish -- join the show to talk about being t...
Devi's Distraction with Kate Spencer!
09 Mar 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Writer, podcaster, performer, and Barbarian BABE Kate Spencer joins the show to RESONATE with Becky about “Devi’s Distraction” by Ruby ...
Six-Pack Rancher with Patrick Gremillion
24 Feb 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Giddyup partners!! “Crichton-head” Patrick Gremillion (The Academy Academy podcast) joins the show to discuss the farm-to-Hollywood roman...
Superman: The Wedding Album with Josh Feldman and Cindy Clegg!
07 Feb 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Instead of officiating their wedding, Becky’s brother and sister-in-law – Josh and Cindy – join the show to review Superman: The Weddin...
Unwrapping His Package with Abigail Kelly
21 Dec 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Abigail Kelly (The Kingdom of Thirst podcast) comes dashing through that sexy snow to discuss the SEXmas romance UNWRAPPING HIS PACKAGE ($2.9...
Eight Cozy Nights with Jennie Pierson!
08 Dec 2021
Contributed by Lukas
More Happy HUNK-u-kah…am I right?! The wonderful Jennie Pierson returns to the show for a post-Hanukkah review of Eight Cozy Nights ($0.99)...
Go Fetch with Madeline Walter and Ben Greene
27 Oct 2021
Contributed by Lukas
You'll probably fetch ANYTHING for a rugged and entrepreneurial wolfshifter who may also be Thor. In this episode, writers/performers Madelin...
Bearista with Kenny Neibart
14 Oct 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Bears. They’re cute, deadly, and make excellent bodyguards/lovers. But BREW A CUP OF COFFEE on top of all that?!?! My HEAVENS! Kenny Neibar...