Treat Your Shelf
Episodes
Frankenstein
23 Feb 2026
Contributed by Lukas
Christina struggled last month with the lack of horror so this month the girls decided to tackle a classic of gothic horror and the first science fict...
After Hours at Dooryard Books
28 Jan 2026
Contributed by Lukas
This is it everyone. Christina is reading a romance book! It has a similar set up to other bookstore books the girls have read. Can the fact that this...
2025 Year End Review
30 Dec 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Another year comes to an end, but not before the girls talk about some of their favorite books of the year. Or, in one case, least favorite book of th...
Automatic Noodle
25 Nov 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Despite Christina's deep rooted hatred of robots she decided to both read a book about them and to sound like one in this month's episode! Listen to t...
Màgòdiz
31 Oct 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Queer postapocalyptic story about the fight against colonizers centered around community and found family? Yes please!! This month the girls read...
Of Monsters and Mainframes
25 Sep 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Wait, this book is a Dracula retelling? Christina was positive this story was referencing the Icelandic indie folk/rock band Of Monsters and Men...or ...
The Cosmic Color
25 Aug 2025
Contributed by Lukas
The girls dive into some scifi this month with a story of a mecha pilot finishing up his training. What will the girls think? Has Christina ever read ...
Abbott
21 Jul 2025
Contributed by Lukas
The girls cannot help themselves and they once again find themselves reading a horror. Instead of reading a horror novel this time the girls are divin...
The Bones of Ruin
24 Jun 2025
Contributed by Lukas
YA, historical, fantasy with super powers, circus performers, and a tournament to the death?! Sign us up. Though, Hannah seems intent on saying the ma...
Water Moon
27 May 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Regrets. The girls have plenty of them. Like not uploading an episode last month. But hey, they found a cool new ramen shop that actually opened up in...
Full Speed to a Crash Landing
31 Mar 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Will Hannah make it through the intro without mixing up her s and sh sounds? Will Christina survive reading a romance book? Will either of the girls h...
Bad Cree
28 Feb 2025
Contributed by Lukas
After accidentally falling into a lot of horror novels last year the girls tried really hard to stay away from the genre. Well, maybe not hard enough ...
Welcome to the Hyunam-Dong Bookshop
29 Jan 2025
Contributed by Lukas
After a year of diving deep into horror novels, with a weird focus on cannibalism, it's time for the girls to take a break and read some nice cozy boo...
2024 Year End Review
30 Dec 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Just in time for the end of the year it's the year end review! While the year had significantly less One Piece in it, that doesn't mean the girls read...
One Piece: Egghead Island
27 Nov 2024
Contributed by Lukas
After spending all last year reading One Piece the girls are finally back to discuss the latest story arc. Nearly 20 years of waiting pays off with a ...
The Eyes are the Best Part
31 Oct 2024
Contributed by Lukas
What's this? Another horror book? This truly has been the year for horror for this podcast. Honestly, is horror Hannah's new favorite genre?! What nex...
The Annual Migration of Clouds
30 Sep 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Climate disaster, parasitic relationships, novella. Buzzwords that Christina loves so she should like Hannah's pick, right? But uh-oh, climate disaste...
The Stardust Grail
31 Aug 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Archaeology, alien species, adventure. What more could you want from a scifi novel?! This was Christina's choice, will she be pleased by all the time ...
The Fox Maidens
29 Jul 2024
Contributed by Lukas
YA isn't usually Christina's cup of tea, but will she change her mind with this sapphic YA graphic novel? YA used to be Hannah's cup of tea, but she m...
Infinity Kings
24 Jun 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Two siblings face off in one final showdown. Of course, this is referring to Hannah and Emma as they finish Adam Silvera's Infinity Cycle. It has cert...
Lone Women
27 May 2024
Contributed by Lukas
What's this? An episode about a Western? Time to bring in our guest specialist Emma! What will the girls think of this Horror/Western? Listen to find ...
The Centre
29 Apr 2024
Contributed by Lukas
What lengths would you go to to become fluent in a language? Would you go to the Centre before knowing it's secrets? What about if you knew how it wor...
The Paleontologist
26 Mar 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Welcome back to our regularly scheduled book club! Since the girls have caught up with One Piece it's time to dive back into our regular content. What...
One Piece Fantasy Draft
18 Mar 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Now that the girls have caught up with One Piece, and have met all the characters, it's time to see what their crews would look like! Who will build t...
One Piece Wano Part 2
26 Feb 2024
Contributed by Lukas
This is it! The girls have finally finished the final (complete) arc of One Piece! Now they are stuck reading week to week waiting impatiently for the...
One Piece Wano Part 1
29 Jan 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Wano - the land of samurai and serial killers! Hannah and Emma do their best to piece together the mysteries of the Revery before diving into the firs...
2023 Year End Review
26 Dec 2023
Contributed by Lukas
The girls are back to prove they read something other than One Piece this year! Christina only read books that were turned into movies, Emma only read...
One Piece Live Action Season 1
18 Dec 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Can you guess which host has this to say about the One Piece Live Action series? "I...I loved it. I mean, I'm gonna complain about so many things. Jus...
One Piece Whole Cake Island
27 Nov 2023
Contributed by Lukas
The Straw Hats enter a dangerous wonderland of talking sweets to stop a political marriage. Can Emma finally convince Hannah that Sanji is the best ch...
One Piece Dressrosa
30 Oct 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Hannah and Emma (and some late summer cicadas) arrive in Dressrosa. Plenty of new and returning characters with plenty of new and tragic backstories k...
One Piece Punk Hazard
27 Sep 2023
Contributed by Lukas
We're jumping all over the place, just like this arc! Emma needs Trafalgar Law's help getting through this episode. Christina relates One Piece to Pla...
One Piece Fishman Island
30 Aug 2023
Contributed by Lukas
It's been a long road to Fish-Man Island, but was it worth the wait? Considering how long Emma spends complaining solely about the character redesig...
One Piece Summit War
27 Jul 2023
Contributed by Lukas
The Summit (or Paramount) War is here, and with most of Hannah's favorite characters in one place what could possibly go wrong? Join the girls as the...
One Piece Sabaody - Impel Down
26 Jun 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Sabaody Archipelago was all fun and games until it's revealed that slavery exists. Things take a serious turn as the girls read the first half of the ...
One Piece Thriller Bark
14 Jun 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Remember that time the Straw Hats were resurrected from the dead? The girls arrive at Thriller Bark where the scariest thing is how terrible Christina...
One Piece Enies Lobby
29 May 2023
Contributed by Lukas
The Straw Hats are off to save Robin! Hannah's love for Paulie continues. Emma wonders why Professor Clover didn't finish his sentence. And Zoro, once...
One Piece Water Seven
15 May 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Hannah and Emma couldn't be more excited to talk about all the heartbreak and pain of Water Seven. Also, Davy Back Fight happens. Does anyone else lov...
The Pearl Hunter
30 Apr 2023
Contributed by Lukas
After the heavy topics of last month the girls thought they'd pick a light hearted middle grade adventure story. Unfortunately, the book they chose ha...
One Piece Skypeia
10 Apr 2023
Contributed by Lukas
An island in the sky? The Straw Hats set off on a seemingly impossible adventure. Hannah couldn't be more excited at the return of Ace AND Shanks, whi...
Ghost Town
27 Mar 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Another month, another read. This time it was Christina's choice and she sure chose an intense book! Meanwhile, Hannah is stuck in denial about the en...
One Piece Alabasta
16 Mar 2023
Contributed by Lukas
The Straw Hats finally make it to Alabasta! But before they can stop the coup they meet Ace!! Who is this mysterious dine and dasher?!?!?! They may al...
One Piece Reverse Mountain - Drum Island
28 Feb 2023
Contributed by Lukas
The Straw Hats finally make it into the Grand Line. Emma's promise of more sad backstories leads to Christina's creation of the Wall of the Wronged. H...
Can’t Spell Treason Without Tea
21 Feb 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Christina has stated multiple times that slice of life is not her cup of tea. But what about a book about sapphic characters opening up a bookshop? Wi...
One Piece East Blue Part 2
13 Feb 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Join the girls as they continue their journey through One Piece! Will Hannah find a way to bring up Shanks? Will Christina shed any tears? Listen to f...
One Piece East Blue Part 1
30 Jan 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Hannah's goal this year is to catch up on One Piece (manga). So what better way of doing this than starting at the beginning?!?! Who better to join us...
What Moves the Dead
25 Jan 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Tune in to hear the girls discuss creepy hares, scary fungi, and Batman? That last one can't be right? Can it? Listen to find out what the girls think...
2022 Year End Review
21 Dec 2022
Contributed by Lukas
We've reached the end of the year so you know what that means!! It's time to talk about our favorite books of the year. Returning guest Emma is here t...
The Gurkha and the Lord of Tuesday
28 Nov 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Djinn and revenge. A match made in heaven right? Let's see what the girls thought of this sci-fantasy novella! This month the girls read The Gurkha an...
Tender is the Flesh
31 Oct 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Hannah grapples with how to rate a horror book while Christina wonders if Hannah was rooting for a romance. Which makes Hannah wonder once again, does...
Phoenix Extravagant
26 Sep 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Mystical sigils, dragon automatons, and red heads await the girls in this months read. This month girls dive into a world with a mix of science fictio...
Popisho
31 Aug 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Grab yourselves some butterflies and make sure you've scrubbed your lungs before you settle in for our latest discussion! Join the girls as they discu...
A Psalm for the Wild-Built
25 Jul 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Put your kettle on, brew yourself a cup of tea, and settle in to listen to the girls discuss an incredibly cozy book! This month the girls discuss how...
Carmilla
27 Jun 2022
Contributed by Lukas
In this month's episode we discover that Christina has been bamboozled by epistolary writing in the past and is concerned it might happen again! Meanw...
Dead Dead Girls
30 May 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Too many names become the bane of Christina's existence, meanwhile Hannah is searching for one singular name that cannot be found. Join the girls as t...
Black Hearts in Battersea
25 Apr 2022
Contributed by Lukas
The episode no one has been waiting for! The girls once again come to the end of reading their favorite books with Emma's pick Black Hearts in Batters...
Fight Club
23 Mar 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Remember when Christina thought Romeo and Juliet was a romance? Neither does she, but does she remember her favorite book? Join the girls this month a...
The Darkness Outside Us
21 Feb 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Two men from enemy nations are forces to work together on a space mission. What could go wrong? The girls once again try to read their favorite books....
The Twilight Zone Movie Accident
24 Jan 2022
Contributed by Lukas
"Vic thought the movie was a piece of s***, and he was ashamed to be connected with it." The girls take a break from discussing one book a month to di...
2021 Year End Review
27 Dec 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Another year, another year end review! Join the girls as they possibly talk about books that came out this year, possibly accuse an author of being a ...
Dune (2021)
06 Dec 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Why be confused by Dune the movie when you can be confused by a Dune movie review? The band is back together featuring Hannah on the bagpipes, Emma on...
The Athena Protocol
23 Nov 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Human trafficking, spies, and learning the lesson that murder is okay. This month's book has a lot going on. One host loved the book, the other strugg...
She Who Became the Sun
25 Oct 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Who decides your fate? Join us as the girls discuss a book filled with political intrigue, discussions of fate, dumb dumb men, and many morally gray c...
Gods of Jade and Shadow
27 Sep 2021
Contributed by Lukas
A jealous brother, a fallen god, a sad cousin, and an intrepid heroine. This month the girls dive into a historical fantasy novel that takes place dur...
Infinity Reaper
23 Aug 2021
Contributed by Lukas
If you read Adam Silvera, Emma will appear! Either that or a coffin... Join Hannah as she attempts to recap this long, middle book in a trilogy, for E...
Borne
26 Jul 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Little purple blobs, giant floating bears, and an unfit mother. Join the girls as they discuss their dislike of the main character of this novel. They...
The Empress of Salt and Fortune
28 Jun 2021
Contributed by Lukas
A political marriage, an Empress in exile, a handmaiden, and a palanquin. This month the girls read The Empress of Salt and Fortune by Nghi Vo. Int...
Elatsoe
24 May 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Ghosts, dogs, ghost dogs! Elatsoe follows a young, Lipan Apache woman as she works to find proof that Abe Alberton, I mean, Abe Allerton killed her co...
The Year of the Witching
26 Apr 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Hannah's fulfilling the challenge set by the girls to read more spooky books this year...or is she? Join the girls as they discuss witches, plagues, a...
The Sparrow
22 Mar 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Buckle in to your asteroid mine rocket ship! The Sparrow begins in medias res and has two dueling timelines. These two aspects combined leads to an ep...
Shane
22 Feb 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Grab a bottle of soda pop and a slice of apple pie! This month's book is the western classic Shane. The girls talk about love, juvenile insults, and s...
The Plotters
25 Jan 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Bear, Old Raccoon, and Hannah's dog all take part in this months episode. Seoul's underground is full of assassins, librarians, and aspiring geologist...
2020 Year End Review
28 Dec 2020
Contributed by Lukas
The girls made it through 2020 and managed to read some books along the way! Christina started the year by making a terrible mistake. Hannah had the b...
Drive Your Plow Over the Bones of the Dead
23 Nov 2020
Contributed by Lukas
When the moon is in the seventh house and Jupiter aligns with Mars, then it must be Christina's turn to pick this month's book! One of the girls doesn...
Ghost Squad
26 Oct 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Ghost Squad never say...something. Emma starts the podcast out strong by insulting two beloved classics before the girls get into their special Hallow...
Binti
28 Sep 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Hannah struggles with pronunciation, Emma struggles with transliteration, Christina struggles with pop culture, and all Binti struggles with is stayin...
Lanny
24 Aug 2020
Contributed by Lukas
No, this is not the story Of the genius of glory and renown But the story of a little boy Who was lost and eventually found. Sleepwalking, serial kill...
The Heads of Cerberus
27 Jul 2020
Contributed by Lukas
A burglary gone wrong or a burglary gone right? Hannah and Emma read a Morlock-free novel about time travel. Is this book a precursor to The Hunger Ga...
Infinity Son
22 Jun 2020
Contributed by Lukas
An irrevocable rift forms between two siblings. No, this isn't the description of this month's book, it's what happens to Hannah and Emma after readin...
The Twenty Days of Turin
25 May 2020
Contributed by Lukas
A mysterious library, shadowy nuns, and a recorder concerto? The girls are excited to explore the spooky world of The Twenty Days of Turin. Well, at l...
Upright Women Wanted
27 Apr 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Pack your toothbrush in your saddlebags and get ready! The girls couldn't be more excited to take a trip to the old west. That is, until they take a w...
Catch-22
30 Mar 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Where are the favorite books of yesteryear? The girls read an American classic and Hannah's favorite book. Or is it? Do the girls agree with this book...
The Lathe of Heaven
24 Feb 2020
Contributed by Lukas
After the disaster that was We the Living, what happens when the girls travel to the distant future of 2002 in Emma's favorite book The Lathe of Hea...
2019 Year End Review
27 Jan 2020
Contributed by Lukas
It's a new year, so what better way to start it than by talking about the previous one! The girls discuss books they read throughout the year on their...
We the Living
23 Dec 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Have you heard? There's a rumor in...Petrograd? That's right! The girls take a trip to soviet Russia when they read Christina's favorite book. It's a ...
The Lost Girls of Paris
30 Nov 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Audio issues abound in our first episode! The Lost Girls of Paris by Pam Jenoff was named a Cosmopolitan Best Book Club Book of 2019. So what did the ...