Twig Audiobook

Bleeding Edge 8.15

23 Jan 2021

Contributed by Lukas

A perfect white rectangle. The lowest rung on the ladder. Change of plans. Quick, a change of plans! Donate to wildbow on Patreon and PayPal (you kno...

Bleeding Edge 8.14

19 Jan 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Behind closed doors. The stages of grief. Rock me, mama. Do you want to be in the room where it happens? First, you’ll have to donate to wildbow on ...

Bleeding Edge 8.13

16 Jan 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Freudian gossip. A dirty hand. A can-do attitude. You can do it! Donate to wildbow on PayPal and Patreon! Stages of Grief by Kevin MacLeodLink: ht...

Bleeding Edge 8.12

12 Jan 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Curry. Three goals. Predictions. You have three goals: Donate to wildbow on PayPal, donate to wildbow on Patreon, and donate to wildbow on PayPal ...

Bleeding Edge 8.11

09 Jan 2021

Contributed by Lukas

A hard sell. Life expectancy. Luck. Did you know that donating to wildbow on PayPal and Patreon might increase your life expectancy? I mean, it’s...

Bleeding Edge 8.10

05 Jan 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Horny teenagers. A coiled spring. The shape of things to come. Donating to wildbow on PayPal and Patreon is the only way to convince me you’re no...

Bleeding Edge 8.9

02 Jan 2021

Contributed by Lukas

A nice day. Potential brownie points. Vengeance. Have a nice day, and donate to wildbow on PayPal and Patreon! Stages of Grief by Kevin MacLeodLink...

Bleeding Edge 8.8

29 Dec 2020

Contributed by Lukas

A stinger. A harrowing. Acting standoffish. Donate to wildbow on PayPal and Patreon. BAM. (It’s a musical stinger!) Stages of Grief by Kevin MacL...

Bleeding Edge 8.7

26 Dec 2020

Contributed by Lukas

Solutions to threats. Kick and release. A bad taste. It’s in good taste to donate to wildbow on PayPal and Patreon. Stages of Grief by Kevin MacL...

Bleeding Edge 8.6

22 Dec 2020

Contributed by Lukas

The buyer. Tactical real estate. What comes next. Become the buyer. Donate to wildbow on PayPal and Patreon. Okay, that may not have been the most ...

Bleeding Edge 8.5

19 Dec 2020

Contributed by Lukas

Mystery meat. Tension. Clever Sylvester. I have a mystery for you. For the first clue, donate to wildbow on PayPal and Patreon. (The mystery is how...

Bleeding Edge 8.4

15 Dec 2020

Contributed by Lukas

A Bruno. Advice. Three Sylvesters. Donate to wildbow on PayPal and Patreon. Donate to wildbow on PayPal and Patreon. Donate to wildbow on PayPa...

Bleeding Edge 8.3

12 Dec 2020

Contributed by Lukas

Lugh? Ugh. Sy avoids leading questions. Hey, you’re totally going to donate to wildbow on PayPal and Patreon, right? Right? Right? This is our 10...

Bleeding Edge 8.2

08 Dec 2020

Contributed by Lukas

Choices. A letter. Traffic in flesh. (Content warning: Slavery) This chapter was edited by Alejandro Vientós Del Valle. Clearly the only reasonable c...

Bleeding Edge 8.1

05 Dec 2020

Contributed by Lukas

Bad parents. An interview. Questionable immortality. Guess what isn’t questionable at all? Donating to wildbow on PayPal and Patreon. Stages of G...

Tooth and Nail 7.y

23 May 2020

Contributed by Lukas

Girls. Interrogation. Miscommunication. I think my communication is pretty clear: You should donate to wildbow on PayPal and Patreon. Music for this a...

Tooth and Nail 7.x

19 May 2020

Contributed by Lukas

Boys. Nobles. Games. Hey, I know a fun game: Donate to wildbow on PayPal and Patreon! Music for this arc is “Floating Cities” by Kevin MacLeod (in...

Tooth and Nail 7.16

16 May 2020

Contributed by Lukas

A new boy. Red hair. A very ornate outfit. You, too, could have an outfit that ornate if you donate to wildbow on PayPal and Patreon. Music for this a...

Tooth and Nail 7.15

12 May 2020

Contributed by Lukas

Negotiations. Dolores. Rictus grins. I bet I can negotiate a pretty sweet trade with you. Ready? I make an audiobook out of Twig, and you donate to wi...

Tooth and Nail 7.14

09 May 2020

Contributed by Lukas

Patience. Ethics. Something to worry about later. It’s basically unethical not to donate to wildbow on PayPal and Patreon, right? Music for this arc...

Tooth and Nail 7.13

05 May 2020

Contributed by Lukas

Enemy territory. Mary and Percy. Trouble. Stay out of trouble. Donate to wildbow on PayPal and Patreon. Music for this arc is “Floating Cities” by...

Tooth and Nail 7.12

02 May 2020

Contributed by Lukas

The safest place for the Lambs to be. Really interesting dreams. A two for one deal. Donating to wildbow on PayPal and Patreon is always a good deal, ...

Tooth and Nail 7.11

28 Apr 2020

Contributed by Lukas

A comedian. Careful conversation. Cover of smoke and debris. In most of my conversations, I bring up donate to wildbow on PayPal and Patreon. Music fo...

Tooth and Nail 7.10

25 Apr 2020

Contributed by Lukas

Pillow gossip. Three parts of Sy. Helen’s tongue. The fourth part of Sy is busy donating to wildbow on PayPal and Patreon. Music for this arc is “...

Tooth and Nail 7.9

21 Apr 2020

Contributed by Lukas

“Concern.” Seams. Insecurity. Battle insecurity by donating to wildbow on PayPal and Patreon. Music for this arc is “Floating Cities” by Kevin...

Tooth and Nail 7.8

18 Apr 2020

Contributed by Lukas

Accusations of monstrosity. A woman with a knife. A dopamine rush. You know what gives me a donating rush? When you donate to wildbow on PayPal and Pa...

Tooth and Nail 7.7

14 Apr 2020

Contributed by Lukas

Hard victory conditions. A language lesson. A way out. A guaranteed victory condition: Donating to wildbow on PayPal and Patreon. Music for this arc i...

Tooth and Nail 7.6

11 Apr 2020

Contributed by Lukas

A ladder. An unfortunate Samaritan. A birthday. Wish wildbow a happy birthday by donating on PayPal and Patreon. (I have no idea if it’s his birthda...

Tooth and Nail 7.5

07 Apr 2020

Contributed by Lukas

Sy’s on the edge. Don’t let him fall. Beauty in the Beast. All the edgy kids are donating to wildbow on PayPal and Patreon. Music for this arc is ...

Tooth and Nail 7.4

04 Apr 2020

Contributed by Lukas

Style clashes. A messy shirt. Trust issues. Want to know what’s always in style? Donating to wildbow on PayPal and Patreon. Music for this arc is “...

Tooth and Nail 7.3

31 Mar 2020

Contributed by Lukas

New ears. Some doubts about Petey. A wild ghost chase. Here’s a wild idea: Donate to wildbow on PayPal and Patreon. Music for this arc is “Floatin...

Tooth and Nail 7.2

28 Mar 2020

Contributed by Lukas

A bumpy wagon. A mansplainer. An analysis of Brechwell. My analysis says you should donate to wildbow on PayPal and Patreon. Music for this arc is “...

Tooth and Nail 7.1

24 Mar 2020

Contributed by Lukas

Another morning. Another mission. Rick is the worst. This is Rick. Rick doesn’t donate to wildbow on PayPal or Patreon. Don’t be like Rick. Donate...

Lamb to the Slaughter 6.x

23 May 2019

Contributed by Lukas

Mavis. This enemy interlude is read by the brilliant Victoria Longe. Please feel free to bask in her glory. When you’re done basking, head over to P...

Lamb to the Slaughter 6.13

19 May 2019

Contributed by Lukas

Time enough at last. A shrewd giant of a man. The thirteenth of the major arcana. Be shrewd – support wildbow on PayPal and Patreon. Music for this ...

Lamb to the Slaughter 6.12

16 May 2019

Contributed by Lukas

Cleansing fire. Burning questions. The Duke can’t get a good meal. I’m sure by now you’re just burning to support wildbow on PayPal and Patreon....

Lamb to the Slaughter 6.11

12 May 2019

Contributed by Lukas

Helen’s flame. Just too many stairs, really. A discussion is literally tabled. There’s just too many good chapters of Twig not to support wildbow ...

Lamb to the Slaughter 6.10

09 May 2019

Contributed by Lukas

A delicate conversation. Summary execution. The birdwatcher. In summary, support wildbow on PayPal and Patreon. Music for this arc is “Lithium” by...

Lamb to the Slaughter 6.9

05 May 2019

Contributed by Lukas

Exponential growth. A suspiciously hot stove. An opened closet. While you’re here, please open your own closets, hearts, and wallets and support wil...

Lamb to the Slaughter 6.8

02 May 2019

Contributed by Lukas

Ghostly vultures. The best little doctor in all of Radham. An unexpected clone. You, too, can be the best little doctor in all of Radham by supporting...

Lamb to the Slaughter 6.7

28 Apr 2019

Contributed by Lukas

A broken down apartment complex. A thrilling chase. A sharpened length of pipe. No thrill can beat the rush of supporting wildbow on PayPal and Patreo...

Lamb to the Slaughter 6.6

25 Apr 2019

Contributed by Lukas

The return of a couple old friends. A gravelly voice and an exquisite sense of smell. Sharp and shiny toys for Mary. Dog whistles. Wildbow could also ...

Lamb to the Slaughter 6.5

21 Apr 2019

Contributed by Lukas

Sy struggles with trusting and being trusted. A royal complication. A hole in Helen’s butt. I hope you agree that wildbow should be royally compensa...

Lamb to the Slaughter 6.4

18 Apr 2019

Contributed by Lukas

A long setup for a joke about American football. A ghost in plain view. A familiar feeling. You’re probably familiar by now with the feeling of my r...

Lamb to the Slaughter 6.3

14 Apr 2019

Contributed by Lukas

The start of the search. A chase. A gentleman who never tells. Hey, what if we kick off this chapter with my voice cracking? Good, sounds like a plan....

Lamb to the Slaughter 6.2

11 Apr 2019

Contributed by Lukas

The Lambs learn about the missing children. A glory hole. Mary traps Sy in a closet. Can you guess what else is missing, besides the children? Your do...

Lamb to the Slaughter 6.1

07 Apr 2019

Contributed by Lukas

The Lambs are beginning to evolve. Casual WLW. A peek into Sy and Gordon’s past escapades. Secret symbols and missing children. I also have some les...

Esprit de Corpse 5.x

26 Jul 2018

Contributed by Lukas

Get a glimpse into Cynthia’s operation through the eyes of Sanguine, another one of the Four Humors. Like the last enemy interlude, this chapter is ...

Esprit de Corpse 5.15

22 Jul 2018

Contributed by Lukas

A final ruse. A farewell to the Brigadier. A tense discussion. A donation to wildbow on PayPal or Patreon. Music for this arc is “Interloper” by...

Esprit de Corpse 5.14

19 Jul 2018

Contributed by Lukas

In this arc’s penultimate chapter, Melancholy comes back with a vengeance. Donate to wildbow on PayPal and Patreon. Music for this arc is “Interl...

Esprit de Corpse 5.13

15 Jul 2018

Contributed by Lukas

My favorite part of this chapter is the lesson Sy gives us on the history of tactical warfare in the Crown States since the advent of the Academies. I...

Esprit de Corpse 5.12

12 Jul 2018

Contributed by Lukas

Gordon and Mary have a difference of opinion. Sy gets dragged into it even though he definitely doesn’t deserve it. On the other hand, wildbow does ...

Esprit de Corpse 5.11

08 Jul 2018

Contributed by Lukas

The Lambs’ re-vanquished assassin is inspected, or rather dissected. Inspect wildbow’s donation pages on PayPal and Patreon. Music for this arc i...

Esprit de Corpse 5.10

05 Jul 2018

Contributed by Lukas

The Lambs discuss their current predicament with the Brigadier and the plague men. We learn why the Academy doesn’t have infinite stitched soldiers,...

Esprit de Corpse 5.9

01 Jul 2018

Contributed by Lukas

It looks like Gordon’s plan is…unconventional for the Lambs. They have extraordinarily well-honed group decision-making skills for children. This ...

Esprit de Corpse 5.8

28 Jun 2018

Contributed by Lukas

It turns out the Lambs’ difficulties with the Crown’s military forces don’t stop with the enlisted men. The Brigadier can cause them some proble...

Esprit de Corpse 5.7

24 Jun 2018

Contributed by Lukas

The Lambs find out the hard way that it’s difficult to deal with the rank-and-file military. Discover who takes care of the stitched. Discover how t...

Esprit de Corpse 5.6

21 Jun 2018

Contributed by Lukas

The Lambs make one of their first attempts against the assassin, Melancholic. She really doesn’t like them for some reason. Sy is told that he likes...

Esprit de Corpse 5.5

17 Jun 2018

Contributed by Lukas

This delightful chapter starts off with a flashback. I think you’ll find it quite illuminating. Don’t go into the light, Sy. You can donate to wil...

Esprit de Corpse 5.4

14 Jun 2018

Contributed by Lukas

Helen, Jamie, and Sy face two big problems and some big questions about the morality of their actions. At least they also have cookies. Reader’s not...

Esprit de Corpse 5.3

10 Jun 2018

Contributed by Lukas

Remember those assassins? Buckle up, because here we go. Helen is an excellent actress and the Lambs have an unlikely savior. Head on over to PayPal a...

Esprit de Corpse 5.2

07 Jun 2018

Contributed by Lukas

Here we are in Whitney. You’re invited to the party, but I don’t think the Lambs are. Get ready for some Sy-Jamie banter and good old-fashioned es...

Esprit de Corpse 5.1

03 Jun 2018

Contributed by Lukas

Welcome to the Lambs’ new adventure. Lillian isn’t thrilled with their new assignment, with interesting consequences. Hopefully you like it more t...

Stitch in Time 4.x

09 Nov 2017

Contributed by Lukas

I hope you’re ready for a surprise in this chapter. A surprise like…a brand new reader! Welcome to this extremely exclusive club, Daniel. We’re ...

Stitch in Time 4.12

07 Nov 2017

Contributed by Lukas

Time to wrap up our introduction to Genevieve Fray. It’s certainly been an exciting time here in Kensford, even if it hasn’t gone especially well ...

Stitch in Time 4.11

24 Oct 2017

Contributed by Lukas

You know what there hasn’t been enough of in this arc lately? Politics. Get yourself ready for some serious politics in this chapter. Having come so...

Stitch in Time 4.10

15 Oct 2017

Contributed by Lukas

There’s an awful lot of tension and frustration in this chapter, but bear with us. By the time you get to the end, the Lambs will be moving forward ...

Stitch in Time 4.9

24 Aug 2017

Contributed by Lukas

In this chapter, Mary gives Sy a very particular look. Several times. I’m not sure whether he’ll survive this one. Look over there! It’s a PayP...

Stitch in Time 4.8

20 Aug 2017

Contributed by Lukas

There are some fun facts about stitched in this chapter! Keep an ear out for them. Wildbow’s worlds will wax with wealth. Donate on PayPal and Patre...

Stitch in Time 4.7

17 Aug 2017

Contributed by Lukas

Do Sy, Gordon, and Jamie dress in drag in this chapter? Have a listen to find out! Do you want to see wildbow dress in drag? Well, I can’t help you ...

Stitch in Time 4.6

13 Aug 2017

Contributed by Lukas

You may think I pronounced a name incorrectly in this chapter. I did not. Wildbow will eventually share the answers to the mysteries he creates with u...

Stitch in Time 4.5

10 Aug 2017

Contributed by Lukas

This chapter contains a subtle knife pun. You’ll have to be pretty sharp to catch it. Donate to wildbow on PayPal and Patreon! Music for this arc i...

Stitch in Time 4.4

06 Aug 2017

Contributed by Lukas

Please, enjoy this truly fascinating dialogue. I promise that both conversationalists are playing one level higher than you. Of course, wildbow is alw...

Stitch in Time 4.3

03 Aug 2017

Contributed by Lukas

Well. It appears this won’t just be a leisurely jaunt through a quaint little storybook town. Whoever could have guessed? Now, who wants to hear a l...

Stitch in Time 4.2

30 Jul 2017

Contributed by Lukas

Girls are scary. But they’re even scarier in large numbers. Fund more scary girls by donating to wildbow on PayPal or Patreon! Music for this arc i...

Stitch in Time 4.1

27 Jul 2017

Contributed by Lukas

Phew. After that adventure in the Bowels, I’m glad the Lambs can relaxative a bit now. That is, thank heavens they managed to rectumify the situatio...

Lips Sealed 3.x

23 Jul 2017

Contributed by Lukas

Enjoy a slice of life from your typical Radham resident – that is, the story of an innocent person in a completely awful situation that came about t...

Lips Sealed 3.10

20 Jul 2017

Contributed by Lukas

This is one of those chapters where wildbow hints at what the world of Twig is really like beyond the Lambs. I’m still trying to pinpoint what the r...

Lips Sealed 3.9

16 Jul 2017

Contributed by Lukas

Brace yourself for the gripping climax of arc 3. Honestly, this chapter reads just like one of those dime novels Sy keeps mentioning. It sure is a goo...

Lips Sealed 3.8

13 Jul 2017

Contributed by Lukas

If you like Helen, this is a good chapter for you. Helen would like you to please donate to wildbow on PayPal or Patreon! Pretty please with sugar on ...

Lips Sealed 3.7

10 Jul 2017

Contributed by Lukas

Will Sy finally get his precious answers about Sub Rosa in this chapter? Who knows! But in the meantime, there’s a pretty neat little bit of foresha...

Lips Sealed 3.6

28 May 2017

Contributed by Lukas

Have you ever wondered about the strange creature called “Gorger”? Have you wanted to know what I imagine he sounds like? Do you long to meet thi...

Lips Sealed 3.5

03 May 2017

Contributed by Lukas

This is the chapter in which we meet one of my personal least favorite characters in the story. You’ll be able to tell who she is because her voice ...

Lips Sealed 3.4

19 Apr 2017

Contributed by Lukas

Here’s a chapter that hints at some interesting information about the Lambs’ training. As a matter of fact, I rather approve of the particular sor...

Lips Sealed 3.3

28 Mar 2017

Contributed by Lukas

In which Sy once again takes a great risk on behalf of his little family. But then again, what else is new? One thing that isn’t new: My usual reque...

Lips Sealed 3.2

23 Mar 2017

Contributed by Lukas

The Lambs get into their first real job with Mary as a member of the gang. (That dull, pointless busywork didn’t count.) Looks like Mary won’t b...

Lips Sealed 3.1

14 Mar 2017

Contributed by Lukas

Welcome back to Radham. Sy is quite frustrated with the Lambs’ current assignment. I don’t think anything more needs to be said, so let’s get ri...

Cat out of the Bag 2.x

25 Dec 2016

Contributed by Lukas

(Content warning: This chapter contains graphic descriptions of trench warfare. Normally I leave warnings like this to the podcast description and fro...

Cat out of the Bag 2.11

25 Dec 2016

Contributed by Lukas

In which Sy discovers why Professor Hayle was so testy about those badges. This chapter also features foreshadowing that will take the rest of the wor...

Cat out of the Bag 2.10

23 Dec 2016

Contributed by Lukas

If you want to learn more about stitched, this is the chapter for you. If you’re eager to find out whether Mauer will ever see Sly as an equal, this...

Cat out of the Bag 2.9

23 Dec 2016

Contributed by Lukas

In which Mauer finally catches on that the Lambs are actively working against him. (Took him long enough, if you ask me.) Remember, it’s very import...

Cat out of the Bag 2.8

22 Dec 2016

Contributed by Lukas

My goodness, Sy has quite a thing for Reverend Mauer – and for Cecil as well, after a fashion. Let’s see how the Lambs set up their chessboard. D...

Cat out of the Bag 2.7

20 Dec 2016

Contributed by Lukas

Our first extended encounter with the good Shepherd – er, Reverend. How will it go? In other news, donate to wildbow at his donation page and on Pa...

Cat out of the Bag 2.6

13 Nov 2016

Contributed by Lukas

Badges? Wildbow, as always, appreciates your support at his donation page and on Patreon. Music for this arc is “Babylon” by Kevin MacLeod (inc...

Cat out of the Bag 2.5

13 Nov 2016

Contributed by Lukas

In which it is revealed that Hayle is actually unusually reasonable for a black coat professor, at least from Sy’s point of view. It’s really incr...

Cat out of the Bag 2.4

11 Nov 2016

Contributed by Lukas

Ready to hear me do some more voices? Maybe attempt an accent? I didn’t realize until rereading this very chapter that this series is set in the Cro...

Cat out of the Bag 2.3

04 Nov 2016

Contributed by Lukas

Wow, I am on a roll here. High five, me! *high five* Time for some tea to soothe my poor voice after reading so much Walter. (Listen to the chapter an...

Cat out of the Bag 2.2

31 Oct 2016

Contributed by Lukas

A new chapter so soon? My goodness! Remember, you can download or listen to any episodes at audiotwig.audiotwig.dauber.kim or find us on iTunes at T...

Cat out of the Bag 2.1

29 Oct 2016

Contributed by Lukas

Hello again, listeners! Here’s your first taste of Arc 2: Cat out of the Bag. My voice is back, along with Sy and his friends. What sort of biopunk ...

Taking Root 1.x

28 Oct 2016

Contributed by Lukas

And with that, Arc 1 is complete! You’ll notice that this episode features a special guest: Loren Sherman, to give you a respite from hearing my vo...