Two Brits in America
Episodes
Christmas time trip across the pond to the Old Country. London, Food, Sports, Airlines, and loads more..
20 Dec 2025
Contributed by Lukas
The Two Brits are Malcolm Teasdale and Francis Carden.Francis yaks plenty about his recent trip to the old country. Subjects discussed include:LondonF...
Weather, Cruising, Public Toilets, Aliens, Trains, and Diets - just normal everyday stuff to chat about
10 Nov 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Malcolm Teasdale and Francis Carden chat about various subjects of intellect and interest.Malcolm in the Arctic, Francis on the World's largest c...
Sports & Recreation wierdness, croissants, England visitors adjusting to U.S. cultures
16 Aug 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Lighthearted stories about having British family visit for two weeks, bringing familiar snacks and reigniting old British habits. This leads to conver...
UK and US heatwaves, British pub culture and slang, traditional British foods, and mosquitoes
19 Jul 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Francis and Malcolm discuss various topics including the differences between UK and US heatwaves, British pub culture and slang, traditional British f...
Airlines, Weather, Robotaxis, Getting Old, Wifi Ovens, Language annoyances, and yummy Toad in the Hole
01 Jul 2025
Contributed by Lukas
The Two Brits are Malcolm Teasdale and Francis Carden.Recent flight delays and cancellations. Is Britain to blame for the bad weather?Taking a ride in...
Airport signs, language confusion, and a few words and phrases to help people become more bilingual.
10 May 2025
Contributed by Lukas
The Two Brits are Malcolm Teasdale and Francis Carden.More language wierdness from around the USA, including a unique passenger sign at Milwaukee Airp...
Today's Intellectual Subjects: Doctor Visits, 911 or 999, Home Electronics, Pain Meds and Window Panes, French Fries
06 Feb 2025
Contributed by Lukas
The Two Brits are Malcolm Teasdale and Francis Carden.Subjects up for discussion and be warned, Francis is on a roll today:Doctor visitsValentine Day9...
'Tis the season to talk about appropriate things and some that are not. Happy 2025 all.
30 Dec 2024
Contributed by Lukas
The Two Brits are Malcolm Teasdale and Francis Carden.It is that time of the year again. "Time flies when you are having fun" or as Kermit t...
Turkey, Election Day Planning, Thanksgiving Travel Chaos, and a little Dr. Who lookback
12 Dec 2024
Contributed by Lukas
The Two Brits are Malcolm Teasdale and Francis Carden.It was the time around Thanksgiving Day when this was recorded, so some discussion was required....
Time Zones, Siri Accents, British Food, plus other bits of Humor (aka Humour) and Confusion
12 Nov 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Time zones, daylight savings time around the world. Why does it have to be confusing? Especially if you travel.Why are some nations 30 mins or even 15...
The challenges of Cruising and Moving. Cheese rolls, roast lamb, calendars, pickleball and other useful and useless information
19 Oct 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Have you ever been on a cruise ship, especially a large one, and got lost? Ever left your cabin and turned the wrong way? It's all part of the...
Defying logic - medical forms, prisons, TV adverts, and other annoying stuff
21 Sep 2024
Contributed by Lukas
The Two Brits are Malcolm Teasdale and Francis Carden.The moving house saga continues for a few minutes, so excuse us for that.Some things we just don...
The "Logical or Not" discussion: Moving house quotes; Olympic medal count; Device cables; Over-tourism in Europe
20 Aug 2024
Contributed by Lukas
The Two Brits are Malcolm Teasdale and Francis Carden.More gripes and analysis from the Two Brits in America.House Moving Quotes: Illogical explanatio...
Food & Drink anomolies - Mothers Ruin, Spotted Dick, room temperature beer, and the case to ban tipping
06 Jul 2024
Contributed by Lukas
The Two Brits are Malcolm Teasdale and Francis Carden.The title will tempt you to listen to the whole podcast. What on earth is Mother's Ruin and...
AI, Public Holidays, Grocery Stores, Saying Stuff Out of Line, and other food for thought
01 Jun 2024
Contributed by Lukas
The Two Brits are Malcolm Teasdale and Francis Carden.A mention about Artifical Intelligence - facts and opinions. That time of year it is, so a chat...
Wacky Sports, Atlanta Airport Parking, Food Nuances and Gripes from both sides of the Pond
02 May 2024
Contributed by Lukas
The Two Brits are Malcolm Teasdale and Francis Carden.After describing the fallout from explaining cricket and goat racing from Malcolm's recent ...
Moans and Groans - Cricket rules (2 minute version), Alexa and accents, messing with English tea and the English flag
08 Apr 2024
Contributed by Lukas
The Two Brits are Malcolm Teasdale and Francis Carden.The title sounds a little dramatic but the episode is all good and informative. Two things are i...
Brits in America and a Brit in Asia - all the latest opinions for the day, including driving, imperial v metric logic, appliances, and travel nuances.
20 Mar 2024
Contributed by Lukas
The Two Brits are Malcolm Teasdale and Francis Carden.Firstly, apologies for the delay in this episode out on the street, but jet lagged Malcolm just ...
Just a 30 minute chinwag (aka chit chat) about travel, planes, foreign currency, and other related stuff
19 Feb 2024
Contributed by Lukas
The Two Brits are Malcolm Teasdale and Francis Carden.With Malcolm embarking on a trip to Asia, it was time for a quick converstion about travel, albe...
Pre-Superbowl chit chat and comparisons about sporty stuff from America and Britain. Rules, opinions, commentary, etc.
09 Feb 2024
Contributed by Lukas
The Two Brits are Malcolm Teasdale and Francis Carden.Talking about their expertise (or lack thereof) and opinions about the Big Game. All in jest, b...
Words & Phrases - The quest to eliminate confusion just a little. Beneficial to both Brits and Americans, sort of.
02 Feb 2024
Contributed by Lukas
The Two Brits are Malcolm Teasdale and Francis Carden.Words and Phrases from both sides of the Atlantic Ocean. It's a start at least. These two B...
Bringing in 2024 - Celebrations, Food, Things Dropping, Techy Anomolies, and other strange stuff
20 Jan 2024
Contributed by Lukas
The Two Brits are Malcolm Teasdale and Francis Carden.What we did on New Years Eve. Traditional dropping of items to welcome 2024. Drinking and eatin...
The Christmas Edition (British and American Versions) - Food, Parties, Carol Singing, Santa, Presents & Other Similarities
19 Dec 2023
Contributed by Lukas
The Two Brits are Malcolm Teasdale and Francis Carden.Christmas from both sides of "The Pond" vary slightly in their methodology. From carol...
Cockney Slang - A Crash Course (aka Discussion) to help people from both sides of the Pond when visiting London.
01 Dec 2023
Contributed by Lukas
The Two Brits are Malcolm Teasdale and Francis Carden.A somewhat educational episode that may help our American and British friends understand the coc...
Fresh off the Boat in America - A discussion about language fails on arrival in the USA
12 Nov 2023
Contributed by Lukas
The Two Brits are Malcolm Teasdale and Francis Carden.You gotta start somewhere, so a banter about language fails after setting foot in America after ...
Two Brits in America - The introduction to what lies ahead.
05 Nov 2023
Contributed by Lukas
The Two Brits are Malcolm Teasdale and Francis Carden.To be more precise they are English Blokes that live in the USA and have been for many years.Sti...