Two Doting Dads with Matty J & Ash
Episodes
Help I Have Haemorrhoids !
17 Oct 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Ash's body continues to battle ailments - just after he was starting to get over his cold, his haemorrhoids have begun to flair up. Fingers crossed he...
Two Doting Dads and a Mum feat. Ellie Johnson (Matt's Mum)
10 Oct 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Today's ep is a little different - Ash has taken a few weeks off to frolic around Bali with the fam. Before he left, we recorded a very special episod...
Nobody Puts Baby in the Corner (except Ash)
03 Oct 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Would you bloody believe it.. Ash Wicks aka The Cat has landed on his feet once again. At the 11th hour on Sunday morning he managed to get a ticket t...
Bush-wee tips and the most painful Sunday imaginable
26 Sep 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Matt gives an update on his week without Laura (she's been working in Bali). Highlights include stealing his mum who was in town to help his sister mo...
The Curious Case of the Twisted Testicle
19 Sep 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Ever heard of Slap Cheek? No, neither had we before this ep, but Oscar (Ash's son) has it. For those wondering, it's a viral infection caused by the h...
Just take the f*cking photo !
12 Sep 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Matt and Ash enjoyed a lovely day out to celebrate Producer Keeshia's birthday - drinks were flowing, food was delish and there wasn't a toddler in si...
Dummies - a growing pandemic?
05 Sep 2023
Contributed by Lukas
We kick off this episode on a sad note as Ash reveals the local meth-head in his neighbourhood has been arrested. This comes after he decided to bring...
Should I be concerned about my toddler's murderous screams?
29 Aug 2023
Contributed by Lukas
We're doing things a little differently this week and kicking off with a question - Should I be concerned about my toddler's murderous screams? Long s...
The Great Zoo Swindle and a Tropical Ear Infection
22 Aug 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Matt, Laura and the kids have just returned from being on Maggie Island for Laura's dad's 70th. Warm weather, beaches and catching up with the fam... ...
Three Doting Dads feat. Max Gawn
20 Aug 2023
Contributed by Lukas
We had the privilege of sitting down with Doting Dad, Max Gawn. He's a professional AFL player, premiership winning captain of the Melbourne Football ...
Down and Dirty with a Bunch of Blokes in a Van
15 Aug 2023
Contributed by Lukas
We've loved reading the DM's from listeners - especially from a particular individual who sends us voice messages of his farts each week. Shout out to...
I've Been DAD-SHAMED !!
08 Aug 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Ash, father of the year, #1 doting dad, selfless carer of Macy and Oscar... has been dad-shamed. The crime you ask? Taking two marshmallows from his c...
The Day We Became Dads - Birth Stories
01 Aug 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Strap yourselves in because we're going right back to the beginning - reliving the moments when we both became dads! From surprise due dates, going in...
Daycare Drug Mules
25 Jul 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Ash has resorted to morning frisk searches with Oscar to make sure he's not smuggling any contraband (toys) into daycare. Even with these elevated sec...
Three Doting Dads feat. Mick Fanning
23 Jul 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Absolutely stoked to bring out this bonus ep (which is one of our favs to far) with all-round aussie legend, three time world surfing champ and doting...
Just shank the bullies
18 Jul 2023
Contributed by Lukas
The boys have had to admit they're guilty of spreading misinformation in previous eps - Matt's story about when he found out Laura was pregnant was to...
Three Doting Dads feat. Aaron Finch
16 Jul 2023
Contributed by Lukas
It's our second guest-dad on the pod and we've somehow managed to lock in the legend that's Aaron Finch. Finchy is a former Australian international c...
Shark-week in Fiji
11 Jul 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Matt's just returned from his honeymoon, which was on a beautiful tropical island in Fiji. The only problem? It was the time of the month for Laura, M...
Who's your favourite... Mum or Dad?
04 Jul 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Matt's had a tough week after his kids have decided he's a dick and they prefer Laura as their favourite parent. The only member of the family who sti...
Lord of the Throne
27 Jun 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Matt and Laura went to a surprise wedding and almost burnt the venue down whilst trying to light 50 sparklers at once. Macey now goes by the name - Lo...
Child labour & glory hole books
20 Jun 2023
Contributed by Lukas
What's the number benefit of having kids? Pretending they're sick to get out of social events. Ash takes full advantage of this by giving his grandma ...
Public sharts and parenting lies !
13 Jun 2023
Contributed by Lukas
After a tough morning with the girls, Matt is guilted by a clip he saw on social media. Can we normalise parents not enjoying every second!? Ash reali...
Circumcised at 6 and the Pooping Houdini
06 Jun 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Ash divulges into his love of paper bags from the grocery store and why it makes him feel so masculine. Matt thought they had an intruder in the bedro...
From potty disasters to potty mouths
30 May 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Matt's currently enjoying potty training a 2 year old (Lola) who insists on doing everything solo - including attempting to empty a potty by herself t...
Quake shake voms & park fights
23 May 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Ash has just uncovered his wife's devious lunch prep behaviour - hiding mint slices in Oscar's daycare lunches. Matt experiences the full roller coast...
Three Doting Dads feat. Larry Emdur
21 May 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Larry Emdur.... COME ON DOWNNNNNN! Matty J and Ash have developed a full blown dad-crush post Larry Emdur chat. The man has it all - loving relationsh...
To snip, or not to snip? [vasectomy]
16 May 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Fellas, make sure you check your nuts because it's testicular cancer month and we wanna make sure if any of you get struck by this asshole of a diseas...
Cock-blocked by my own child
09 May 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Ash has a pregnancy scare, which is a real bloody mystery as it's post vasectomy. Matt and Laura try to book in sexy time - the only problem is that t...
How would you like your placenta - smoked, fried or grilled?
02 May 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Matt makes two emergency trips to the hospital with Marlie and Ash relives the moment Oscar stopped breathing (both stories have a happy ending). We a...
Daddy wants a podcast
25 Apr 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Welcome to our very first ep! Matt discusses the joys of holidaying to Yeppoon with the whole Johnson clan, which involves sitting at the airport for ...
Don't get too excited, this is just a trailer...
22 Apr 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Two Doting Dads is a podcast series that follows the parenting escapades of two good mates, Matty J and Ash Wicks. Like all good modern relationships,...