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Two Dykes And A Mic

#289 - Safe Chaos

03 Dec 2024

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This week on Two Dykes and a Mic hosts McKenzie Goodwin and Rachel Scanlon discuss fire crotches, Paris Hilton being an ex bully, JoJo bean grinding, strap on main, Dianna and Zoe, accidental chest touching, after care after a massage, a pheasant Fumble and so much more! Follow @TwoDykesAndAMic @RachelScanlonComedy @MckGoodwin TOUR TICKETS ON SALE : ⁠TwoDykesAndAMic.com⁠ Cardiff - 4/1 Brighton - 4/2 London - 4/4 Unlock Spotify https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/two-dykes-and-a-mic/subscribe Join Patreon : https://www.patreon.com/TwoDykesAndAMic Tickets to Rachel's solo stand up shows: https://www.rachelscanloncomedy.com/ Want to hear yourself on the podcast? Leave us a voicemail at (818) 540-1487 or write us at [email protected]

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3.001 - 26.274 McKenzie Goodwin

We are the greatest dykes in the world. Mackenzie Goodwin. Rachel Scanlon. Worldwide dykes for life. Hey! Two dykes, two dykes, two dykes. One mic, one mic, one mic, one mic. Yeah. Two dykes, two dykes. Who dykes, who dykes? We dykes, we dykes, we dykes. Yeah.

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37.927 - 63.236 Rachel Scanlon

Who is that? Just tell me. Addison Gray married to McSteamy. Sorry, McDreamy from Grey's Anatomy. The redhead. Yeah. She's hot. She... Okay, I'll tell you that she was a gay awakening. Okay. I didn't realize. As a ginger, I think sometimes our community, a lot of times, is the punching bag for people. People go, who would ever want to have sex with a ginger?

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63.636 - 95.525 Rachel Scanlon

And then here comes Addison Gray, and you go... her name are you sure it's addison gray because i thought it's meredith gray it's gray's anatomy i think it's addison something but it it can't possibly be let me find out leo leo don't tell me i will say that she's a smoke show though yeah addison montgomery that's her after she leaves him that's her maiden name got it okay Because she used to be.

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95.545 - 117.976 McKenzie Goodwin

Let me see her again. Didn't she have a spinoff also? Yeah. Private practice. Don't yell private practice at me. Private practice. She's hot. No, she's so fucking hot. I will say this. The early 2000s, which is when this came out. Were a bad time for gingers. I feel like gingers were the punching bag for a lot of like. A lot of Ron Weasley.

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118.316 - 137.166 McKenzie Goodwin

Well, not only that, but like Lindsay Lohan, they were going up and down Sunset Boulevard calling her a fire crotch. Yeah, they were. And that was a big news story. Hey, I was in middle school going, they're really going for her fire crotch. Yeah. Paris Hilton was laughing at her fire crotch. Yeah. And I will say, listen, I think Paris has come around.

137.506 - 152.02 McKenzie Goodwin

But there was a time where Paris Hilton really was not for the girls. She was for the boys. I know. And I think that I'll never forget that. I'll never forget that either. She was laughing at someone's pube colors on Sunset Boulevard. She sure was. And that's not OK. No.

152.48 - 153.08 Rachel Scanlon

That being said.

153.101 - 154.882 McKenzie Goodwin

Is that behind closed doors? A long way.

156.504 - 176.372 Rachel Scanlon

Listen, it was a tough time. It was the best of times. It was the worst of times. It was 2005. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Listen, 2005 for fire crotches was really hostile. It was a hostile work environment. It was a hostile environment. Are we recording? I didn't even record on anything. Did you? Mm-hmm. I don't even remember that happening.

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