Two Dykes And A Mic
Episodes
#344 - Women In Red Leather
16 Dec 2025
Contributed by Lukas
This week on Two Dykes and a Mic hosts Rachel Scanlon and McKenzie Goodwin discuss Jennifer Garner, Wicked, how long s*x should last, getting heath ca...
#342 - One Lick In with Catherine McCafferty
02 Dec 2025
Contributed by Lukas
This week on Two Dykes and a Mic hosts Rachel Scanlon and McKenzie Goodwin have on Catherine McCafferty! They discuss wanting to kiss women before you...
#340 - Scorched Earth with Chrishell Stause
18 Nov 2025
Contributed by Lukas
This week on Two Dykes and a Mic hosts McKenzie Goodwin and Rachel Scanlon have on Chrishell Stause at G Flip's LA show! They discuss mall jobs, t...
#338 - Angelina, Charlize, and 7th Heaven with Tefi
04 Nov 2025
Contributed by Lukas
This week on Two Dykes and a Mic hosts Rachel Scanlon and McKenzie Goodwin have on Tefi Pessoa! They discuss femme privilege, committing crimes, Charl...
#335 - Gay Traitors with Bob The Drag Queen (Part 1)
14 Oct 2025
Contributed by Lukas
This week on Two Dykes and a Mic hosts McKenzie Goodwin and Rachel Scanlon have on Bob The Drag Queen! They discuss Aryna Sabalenka, benson Boob, Tra...
#334 - Gym, Tan, Lesbian Romance Novels
07 Oct 2025
Contributed by Lukas
This week on Two Dykes and a Mic hosts Rachel Scanlon and McKenzie Goodwin discuss lesbian novels, fruity butches, 3000 gay men on a boat, Madam Swi...
#332 - Tate McCrotch
23 Sep 2025
Contributed by Lukas
This week on Two Dykes and a Mic hosts Rachel Scanlon and McKenzie Goodwin discuss Ray wearing a dress, The VMAs, Tate McRae in sand, Love Thy Nader,...
#331 - Long Distance Fingering with Jameela Jamil
16 Sep 2025
Contributed by Lukas
This week on Two Dykes and a Mic hosts McKenzie Goodwin and Rachel Scanlon have on Jameela Jamil (The Good Place) to discuss falling in love with yo...
#330 - Friendship Lap Dance
09 Sep 2025
Contributed by Lukas
This week on Two Dykes and a Mic hosts McKenzie Goodwin and Rachel Scanlon discuss throuples, horrible suits, Kenny and Ray going to a strip club to...
#328 - Jock Butch Hunter with Poppy Liu
26 Aug 2025
Contributed by Lukas
This week on Two Dykes and a Mic hosts McKenzie Goodwin and Rachel Scanlon have on Poppy Liu (Hacks)! They discuss queer doctors being too hot, moth...
#326 - Snorting Zoloft with Ali Kolbert
12 Aug 2025
Contributed by Lukas
This week on Two Dykes and a Mic hosts McKenzie Goodwin and Rachel Scanlon have on Ali Kolbert! They discuss being sl*tty in the past, great nips on...
#324 - Friendship PDA
29 Jul 2025
Contributed by Lukas
This week on Two Dykes and a Mic hosts McKenzie Goodwin and Rachel Scanlon discuss friendship PDA, crunching threesome numbers, full moon rituals, h...
#322 - No Queef Fear with Steph Tolev
15 Jul 2025
Contributed by Lukas
This week on Two Dykes and a Mic hosts McKenzie Goodwin and Rachel Scanlon have on Steph Tolev! They discuss trying to go to a strip club, if we were ...
#320 - High Spunk Energy with Betty Who (Part 1)
01 Jul 2025
Contributed by Lukas
This week on Two Dykes and a Mic hosts McKenzie Goodwin and Rachel Scanlon have on Betty Who! They discuss friendship bits, fake designer goods causin...
#318 - Robby Hoffman Mr. Bachelorette (RE- RELEASE)
18 Jun 2025
Contributed by Lukas
This week (Originally released : November 7, 2023) on Two Dykes and a Mic hosts Rachel Scanlon and McKenzie Goodwin have on comedian and writer Robby ...
#316 - Cult Chemistry with Zolita
03 Jun 2025
Contributed by Lukas
This week on Two Dykes and a Mic hosts Rachel Scanlon and McKenzie Goodwin have on Zolita! They discuss butch eyelashes, kissing six of your friends, ...
#314 - Strapping to Tears with Jade Fox
20 May 2025
Contributed by Lukas
This week on Two Dykes and a Mic hosts Rachel Scanlon and McKenzie Goodwin have on Jade Fox! They discuss McKenzie's movie, lesbian fashion, regio...
#312 - Eating Your Friend Out with Freya
06 May 2025
Contributed by Lukas
This week on Two Dykes and a Mic hosts Rachel Scanlon and McKenzie Goodwin have on Freya Evans (Lesbian Supper Club). They discuss playing dead to get...
#310 - Nip to Nip
22 Apr 2025
Contributed by Lukas
This week on Two Dykes and a Mic hosts Rachel Scanlon and McKenzie Goodwin discuss trying something new in the boudoir, gay olympics, nip to nip, tru...
#308 - Recovering Gaylor Truthers
08 Apr 2025
Contributed by Lukas
This week on Two Dykes and a Mic host Rachel Scanlon and McKenzie Goodwin discuss Hooters, JoAnn's, Haim, crunching the numbers, Kenny shows Ray ...
#306 - Queer Supremacy with Raven-Symoné & Miranda Maday
25 Mar 2025
Contributed by Lukas
This week on Two Dykes and a Mic host Rachel Scanlon and McKenzie Goodwin have on Raven Symoné and Miranda Maday! They discuss the Kelly Clarkson win...
#303 - Paper Doll with Dylan Mulvaney (Part 1)
11 Mar 2025
Contributed by Lukas
This week on Two Dykes and a Mic hosts McKenzie Goodwin and Rachel Scanlon have on Dylan Mulvaney! They discuss Dylan's book Paper Doll (available...
#301 - Masc 4 Masc with Liv Hewson (Yellowjackets) Part 1
25 Feb 2025
Contributed by Lukas
This week on Two Dykes and a Mic hosts McKenzie Goodwin and Rachel Scanlon have on Yellowjacket's Liv Hewson! They discuss Coyote Ugly off the clock, ...
#299 - Gayest Grammys with Deison Afualo
11 Feb 2025
Contributed by Lukas
This week on Two Dykes and a Mic hosts McKenzie Goodwin and Rachel Scanlon have on Deison Afualo! They discuss a Muna cover band, Doechii in a jock, t...
#297 - Babygirl and Gay Traitors
28 Jan 2025
Contributed by Lukas
This week on Two Dykes and a Mic hosts McKenzie Goodwin and Rachel Scanlon discuss evacuating, the new moon, Dennis Quaid, sobriety, inauguration perf...
#295 - S*x in an Igloo with E.R. Fightmaster
14 Jan 2025
Contributed by Lukas
This episode was recorded before the LA fires. We hope you are all staying safe. Kenz and Ray and our wives are safe. If you can donate here are some ...
#293 - That’s Amore with Fortune Feimster
31 Dec 2024
Contributed by Lukas
This week on Two Dykes and a Mic hosts McKenzie Goodwin and Rachel Scanlon discuss New Years Eve, kissing holidays, butch formalwear, work/wife balanc...
#291 - Lesbianism is Contagious
17 Dec 2024
Contributed by Lukas
This week on Two Dykes and a Mic hosts McKenzie Goodwin and Rachel Scanlon discuss book fairs, JoJo taking a lover, redemption for Monk, Ray's wedding...
#289 - Safe Chaos
03 Dec 2024
Contributed by Lukas
This week on Two Dykes and a Mic hosts McKenzie Goodwin and Rachel Scanlon discuss fire crotches, Paris Hilton being an ex bully, JoJo bean grinding, ...
#287 - Martha, Meg, Mendez & Moretz
19 Nov 2024
Contributed by Lukas
This week on Two Dykes and a Mic hosts McKenzie Goodwin and Rachel Scanlon discuss being close personal fans of Chloe Grace Moretz, in the Olive Garde...
Checking In From Hell
07 Nov 2024
Contributed by Lukas
We love you all so deeply. Please take care of yourselves and your mental health during this time. We love you and are here for you! If you need to ta...
#284 - John Proctor & Captain Underpants
29 Oct 2024
Contributed by Lukas
This week on Two Dykes and a Mic hosts Rachel Scanlon and McKenzie Goodwin discuss Camel Hairless, a mouse fan sighting, road stories, Kenny's hole, J...
#282 - The Finger Pit
15 Oct 2024
Contributed by Lukas
FREE TOYS OR GIFT CARDS FOR TOYS! Everyone who signs up to my giveaway with Bellesa wins something! LINK This week on Two Dykes and a Mic hosts R...
#280 - Lightning Bolt in Your BH
01 Oct 2024
Contributed by Lukas
This week on Two Dykes and a Mic hosts Rachel Scanlon and McKenzie Goodwin discuss Canal Street, Kenny showing Ray how to haggle, lightening bolts in ...
#278 - Vanilla Boobs
17 Sep 2024
Contributed by Lukas
This week on Two Dykes and a Mic hosts Rachel Scanlon and McKenzie Goodwin discuss being part of your symphony, peeing in the shower, your partner not...
#276 - Candle Wax in My Crack
03 Sep 2024
Contributed by Lukas
This week on Two Dykes and a Mic hosts Rachel Scanlon and McKenzie Goodwin discuss a feud with Rob Schneider, being fruitful and multiplying, Jane Fon...
#274 - JoJo Siwa (Part 1)
20 Aug 2024
Contributed by Lukas
This week on Two Dykes and a Mic hosts Rachel Scanlon and McKenzie Goodwin have on JoJo Siwa! They discuss coming out, being thirsty, dating mascs, bo...
#272 - Butchelorettes, Beestings & Brats
06 Aug 2024
Contributed by Lukas
This week on Two Dykes and a Mic hosts Rachel Scanlon and McKenzie Goodwin discuss Ray's butchelorette party, being attacked by yellow jackets, qu...
#270 - Pumpkin Tits
23 Jul 2024
Contributed by Lukas
This week on Two Dykes and a Mic hosts Rachel Scanlon and McKenzie Goodwin discuss accidental s3x toy SnapChat, online shopping, what straight people ...
#268 - MILFS, Mustaches & Manhaters
09 Jul 2024
Contributed by Lukas
This week on Two Dykes and a Mic hosts Rachel Scanlon and McKenzie Goodwin discuss Ray wanting boyband facial hair, Nicki Minaj straight on the beach,...
#266 - Too Much F*ngering (with Caleb Hearon)
25 Jun 2024
Contributed by Lukas
This week on Two Dykes and a Mic hosts Rachel Scanlon and McKenzie Goodwin have on Caleb Hearon! They discuss roasting, Midwest queers, Christian a ca...
#264 - Gay Supremacy (with Beth Stelling)
10 Jun 2024
Contributed by Lukas
This week on Two Dykes and a Mic hosts Rachel Scanlon and McKenzie Goodwin are live at Largo in Los Angeles with Beth Stelling! They discuss role play...
#263 - Hot Mascs At The Farmers Market (with Mo Welch)
04 Jun 2024
Contributed by Lukas
This week on Two Dykes and a Mic hosts McKenzie Goodwin and Rachel Scanlon have on Mo Welch! They discuss Ray having special that dropped today, skull...
#261 - Megan Fox is for the Gays (with Roz Hernandez)
21 May 2024
Contributed by Lukas
This week on Two Dykes and a Mic hosts McKenzie Goodwin and Rachel Scanlon have on Roz Hernandez (Living for the Dead on Hulu)! They discuss moms bein...
#259 - Doing Blow For Demi Moore
07 May 2024
Contributed by Lukas
This week on Two Dykes and a Mic hosts McKenzie Goodwin and Rachel Scanlon discuss how to give yourself the ick, the formula for a perfect crush, pris...
#257 - Shinjiro: Gay JPop Royalty
23 Apr 2024
Contributed by Lukas
This week on Two Dykes and a Mic hosts Rachel Scanlon and McKenzie Goodwin have on Shinjiro Atae! They discuss Diane Sawyer being a muff diver, lesbia...
#255 - Lauren Jauregui is a U-haul Ass B*tch (Part 1)
09 Apr 2024
Contributed by Lukas
This week on Two Dykes and a Mic hosts McKenzie Goodwin and Rachel Scanlon have on Lauren Jauregui! They discuss family planning based on astrology, s...
#253 - Secret Virgin (with Ezra Michel)
26 Mar 2024
Contributed by Lukas
This week on Two Dykes and a Mic hosts McKenzie Goodwin and Rachel Scanlon have on Ezra Michel! They discuss blowing out of panties, slowly being sent...
#251 - Lesbian Frat House (with Zolita)
12 Mar 2024
Contributed by Lukas
This week on Two Dykes and a Mic hosts McKenzie Goodwin and Rachel Scanlon have on Zolita! They discuss being stairmastered by Demi Moore, 69-ing on t...
#249 - Celibacy to Queer Pipeline with Alyson Stoner (Part 1)
27 Feb 2024
Contributed by Lukas
This week on Two Dykes and a Mic hosts McKenzie Goodwin and Rachel Scanlon have on Alyson Stoner! They discuss deconstructing how you're raised, b...