#376 - Clam Hunting
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What is the main topic discussed in this episode?
We are the greatest dykes in the world. Mackenzie Goodwin. Rachel Scanlon. Worldwide dykes for life. Hey! Two dykes, two dykes, two dykes. One mic, one mic, one mic, one mic. Yeah. Two dykes, two dykes. Who dykes, who dykes? We dykes, we dykes, we dykes.
Yeah.
Clam Hunters, which is what we are. Welcome back to Clam Hunters. You and me back to back.
clam hunters okay the thing is like you're joking and i'm not joking i would absolutely do a show on discovery tv we would air somewhere between duck dynasty and like gold rush yeah it would be us two lesbians back to back i'm holding a net you're holding a rake i'm gonna be honest welcome back to clam hunters i know it's like a thing like clam hunters lol yeah no no i this for me it's not a double entendre i would really like to hunt clams i'm actually being serious me too
Let's go shoot. Let's shoot a pilot. You and me out there. Reality show. Clam hunters. Yeah. We actually never bring up that we're gay. It's not a part of the show. It's actually not. And if people bring it up, we get mad.
Well, whenever they bring it up, we're like, we're not actually talking. Please stop speculating on our sexuality. Please.
Please stop speculating about our sexuality. It's so funny.
Like, yeah. We do tongue each other every episode. We do gay shit. We do gay shit. All the time, but we never talk about it. It's the Rizzoli and Isles of reality TV.
What inspired the 'Clam Hunters' reality show idea and how do the hosts describe it?
We're like, please don't. It's actually, can you only focus on our art? Clamming. Can you just focus on the art, please? I don't know why I have to make everything about sexuality. Everything gay. It's not about that.
It's not about, it's about the clams. It's a quick cut. We are fingering. The clams! We're fingering the sand for the clams. Good.
Well, now it's a sketch. The sketch is us doing the gayest shit while we're clamming, being like, don't. Oh, don't bring it up! Let us clam in peace. Let us clam in peace is so funny. Let us clam in peace.
Anyways. With that haircut. I'm wearing a hat like this. Wait, one of those ones where it protects the back of your neck with the sun. It's like way too far down. Of course. Funny. Funny. Maybe when we next time we go to Florida, let's just shoot it real quick. Fine. Also, we are coastal.
We can go to a beach. We don't have to go to Florida. We live in California. I think it needs to be set in Florida.
You just want to go to Florida. It would be so bad. Okay, wait. Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to another episode of Two Dykes and a Mic. I'm Mackenzie Goodwin.
I'm Rachel Scanlon-Ali, and this is Clam Hunters. I don't hate it. I don't hate it.
I don't hate it. Welcome back to Clam Hunters. First off, welcome back to the shock. Second off, welcome back to Clam Hunters. I do think we need a reality spinoff. Me too. Let's think about it. Let's pitch it. Fine. I'd love to. But we have to make it abundantly clear. Yeah. It's not gay. Stop asking. We will not do anything for pride as Clam Hunters.
It's not about sexuality. It's devoid of sexuality. Just let us hunt for clams. Hi. Hi. I've missed you.
Hi, bitch. How are you? What did I just kick up?
A piece of garbage. Oops. Oops. Also, if you're listening to this episode and you can see us, first of all, number one, brave. I'm wearing a hat at work. I'm wearing a hat at work.
That is brave of you.
Okay?
Yeah.
Yeah.
And maybe I'm this lesbian now. It's funny because a couple years ago, if I would wear a hat at work, you would say, don't do that. Don't do that. You're like, that's a bad look. No, no, no.
And here you are. It wasn't because it was a bad look. I need to clarify. It's because I need you to showcase your face because you're the hot one. That's not true. You're the hot 100s. You're the hot ones. Uh-oh, you're Kiki Palmer and the bald guy kissing. rocks that's you that's my sexuality is kiki palmer and that bald guy kiss i was worried about your face not being hit in the light because you wear your hats down low i do and what we need is for people to see that face card so that we can keep the lights on around here
And thank you for everybody who subscribes to our private episodes and does help us keep the lights on here.
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Chapters
7 chapters
1
What is the main topic discussed in this episode?
0:03–1:38
2
What inspired the 'Clam Hunters' reality show idea and how do the hosts describe it?
1:38–4:51
3
Why is wearing a hat at work a big moment for Mackenzie and how do they joke about ‘face cards’?
4:51–11:16
4
What happened during the cockroach story and why did Erica Google its 'spiritual meaning'?
11:16–25:12
5
How do the hosts describe their experiences with doctors, pap smears, and medical boundaries?
25:12–41:48
6
What is the 'Soaking Wet' tour schedule and what can fans expect from the live shows?
41:48–1:01:05
7
How did role-play between the hosts turn into political fantasy and bedroom roleplay?
1:01:05–1:01:27