#378 - Robby Hoffman Doubles Down
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What do the hosts talk about at the start of the episode?
We are the greatest dykes in the world! Mackenzie could win! Rachel Scanlit! Worldwide dice line Hey Two dice, two dice, two dice, one mic, one mice, one mic, one mic, yeah, two dice, two dice, who dice, who dice, we dice, we dice, we dice, yeah
I'm having a real um allergic reaction to my binder. It's like my body. I'm sorry I had to show you. It's okay. But we're like we're pale friends. Yes. I needed to show you. No, the amount of times I break out in hives just for no fucking reason. You know what's weird? Anytime I get hives, I think of you. I go, you know who else this happens to? You know who else this happens? Mackenzie Goodwin. Mackenzie Goodwin. I know. But my body is like rejecting the bra. Yeah. Well you're almost you get almost I think my body is like, we're not doing this anyway. Do you want to say hi to our friends? Yeah.
Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to another episode of Two Diggs and a Mike. I'm McKenzie Goodwin.
And I'm Rachel Scanlon! Hello! Okay, John likes it. I hope you're I hope you're in your car laughing at me too. I hope you're laughing. I hope you can see that I put up this butt right here. You know what makes me mad?
Bra br is that the front of that shirt, you can see jugs. Huge jugs. Jugs. Huge jugs. You turn it around, there's a not
a cheek in sight. Can I get some Cake. Can I get some demi lavato back there? I thought bricked up means meant huge ass. It doesn't.
Hi. It doesn't.
It doesn't.
Wait Wait are you for real? Are you for real are you
ki are you doing a bit right now? You're doing a
bit. Stop. Don't bit with me. Ladies and gentlemen, um we have an amazing episode today. We have on comedian actor Extraordinaire.
Yeah.
Robbie Hoffman. Rubu Hufmoon. Also known as
Right.
Sounds like a bark. Right. Hey, sorry. Good friend. What the fuck's wrong with me? Hey, stop.
I can't. I wish I could. This episode rocks. I'm so excited. But you and I are also going on tour. We have a tour called Soaking Wet. It starts in October. And it goes all October. Basically, the only chance that you can see us is October of this year. Yes. Uh we are gonna be in Boston, Detroit. Where else, right? We're gonna be in Brooklyn.
As well. Yeah. Also, Dallas, Houston. We're gonna be in Houston, Tampa, Florida, Raleigh, North Carolina, Portland, Denver, Seattle, Phoenix, San Francisco, and Los Angeles. All of those dates are happening in October, um, except for LA, that's November 4th. 4th. But our tickets are available at 2Dxinamike.com. So go get those today. Also, they're selling very quickly. Yeah. So you're gonna want to actually get them if you're listening to to this now, they're already starting to sell out, so please get your tickets quickly.
Hell yeah.
And you can wear goggles if you want to the show. Come get wet with us. It's gonna get soaking wet. Now, Mackenzie, you have something exciting that you wanna show us. I wanna show something off because I God,
I
hope it's your bricked up ass.
Wait, are you telling me bricked up does not mean Stop fucking around me.
Okay. I can't tell because you give dry boy energy.
Um okay. I have something I need to show you. Okay. I'm gonna bring in a prop. So stay there. And also if you guys are listening to this, fly in the video episode.
Fly in the vid We have episodes available on Patreon, YouTube, and Spotify. You can see what How how Mackenzie's square ass is looking. My ass is anything but square. Oh sorry. Oh sorry.
What shape is it? Oval? It's up and high and tight and that's my ass. Okay, miss
I've been doing squats for one second. I've been doing s
a hundred to a hundred and twenty squats a day for over a month. How How dare you? Back to my thing. Back to my thing.
Also, so sorry to interrupt your thing. Wait, wait. Leave it to Robbie Hoffman to be the only person that ever addresses my weight loss. I think people are scared too, to be honest. Everyone's scared to talk about m my weight loss
except for Yeah.
Robbie
Hoffman. Robbie doesn't have a filter and it's just like you look ama I mean, but like that should be a you should be able to be like, You look amazing.
Hey.
Also Robbie's known as forever. Don't
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Chapters
8 chapters
1
What do the hosts talk about at the start of the episode?
0:02–7:32
2
How does Robbie describe his experience traveling with his wife?
7:32–14:36
3
What challenges did Robbie face getting his top surgery?
14:36–20:45
4
What is the ‘Apologize or Double Down’ game and how did Robbie respond?
20:45–26:54
5
Why did the hosts discuss the ‘only children’ joke and what were the reactions?
26:54–33:54
6
How did Robbie react to losing an Emmy and what did he say about it?
33:54–41:12
7
What details did the hosts share about the upcoming tour and ticket sales?
41:12–49:24
8
How did the conversation wrap up with discussions about gluten, queer community pressure and final shout‑outs?
49:24–57:14