This week on Two Dykes and a Mic hosts McKenzie Goodwin and Rachel Scanlon discuss evacuating, the new moon, Dennis Quaid, sobriety, inauguration performances, first kisses with a boy, gay Traitors, grandma breaking her hip from scissoring, a Babygirl movie review, and so much more! Follow @TwoDykesAndAMic @MckGoodwin @RachelScanlonComedy If you can donate, here are some places: Community Foundation's Wildfire Recovery Fund https://www.calfund.org/funds/wildfire-recovery-fund/ and for Public Displays of Altadena https://www.gofundme.com/f/help-pda TOUR TICKETS ON SALE : TwoDykesAndAMic.com Cardiff - 4/1 Brighton - 4/2 London - 4/4 Unlock Spotify https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/two-dykes-and-a-mic/subscribe Join Patreon : https://www.patreon.com/TwoDykesAndAMic Tickets to Rachel's solo stand up shows: https://www.rachelscanloncomedy.com/ Want to hear yourself on the podcast? Leave us a voicemail at (818) 540-1487 or write us at [email protected]
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Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to another episode of Two Dykes and a Mic. I'm Mackenzie Goodwin. And I'm Rachel Scanlon-Ali.
We are so glad that you're listening to this podcast and that you're here. We sure are. We have a lot to get into, obviously. But first and foremost, did you write down all the things that you're letting go because of the new moon last night? So I saw that there was a new moon.
But there has been so much going on in my life due to the fires that that was the last thing that I was thinking of. For sure. Did you?
Yeah, I had the opposite reaction. I saw that was going on because we're gay. Yeah. And that's kind of what we're talking about whenever there's a moon. Mm-hmm. So when I saw that, even though, yeah, my car is fully packed with everything that's important to me and I'm only looking at the watch duty app. However, I said this is top priority. Do you know what's so insane?
Because we're going to talk about our experience with the fires here in L.A. It's been one week. It's very it's been. But it has. It's very hard for I feel like there's a lot of chatter that people are like, this isn't something to joke about. It's not. It's devastating. That being said, I have the type of brain that is like, I'm an issue. And if you're like, don't make a joke about it.
I'm like, yeah, that's all. Well, also, we're professional comedians and it isn't to joke about. That being said, I'm super useless in these situations and all I've been doing. I mean, other than I'm like sending, I'm driving supplies over to the Pasadena Job Center. However, my other free time is spent writing down things I'm letting go. And what are you letting go of?
I was letting go of like a lot of things that I'm trying to like leave in 2024 because it's still January.
Okay. What are some of the things that you're leaving? And then I would like to just do it now because the moon is still technically new. Is she still new? She's still new. It was last night. Okay. Okay. You have a 24-hour grace period, especially if you're gay. Okay, yeah, yeah, yeah. No, the moon is up there, and she's like, I'll give you some grace, especially during the fires. Yeah.
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