This week on Two Dykes and a Mic hosts McKenzie Goodwin and Rachel Scanlon have on Deison Afualo! They discuss a Muna cover band, Doechii in a jock, the gay Grammys, getting pampered as a queer person, needing gay friendships, queer awakenings on a rugby team, femme life, getting clocked in high school, a tootie Ask a Dyke, and so much more!Follow @DeisonAfualo @TwoDykesAndAMic @MckGoodwin @RachelScanlonComedyTOUR TICKETS ON SALE : TwoDykesAndAMic.comCardiff - 4/1Brighton - 4/2London - 4/4Madison, WI - 4/17Minneapolis, MN - 4/18Washington, DC - 4/19Denver, CO - 4/26St. Petersburg, FL - 5/10Atlanta, GA - 5/11St. Louis, MO - 5/17Chicago, IL - 5/18Seattle, WA - 5/30 & 5/31Portland, OR - 6/7Pittsburgh, PA - 6/12Brooklyn, NY - 6/13Boston, MA - 6/14Unlock Spotify https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/two-dykes-and-a-mic/subscribeJoin Patreon : https://www.patreon.com/TwoDykesAndAMicTickets to Rachel's solo stand up shows: https://www.rachelscanloncomedy.com/Want to hear yourself on the podcast? Leave us a voicemail at (818) 540-1487 or write us at [email protected]
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ladies and gentlemen. Welcome to another episode of Two Dykes and a Mic. I'm Mackenzie Goodwin. And I'm Rachel Scanlon-Lee. Wow! Happy Tuesday, gay! You can't say gay. You can't say that. Hey. Hey.
Nice try. Nice try. You call me the F slur. Nice try, F slur. You're not allowed to say that. I missed you. I missed you. I'm happy that we're here. I'm happy that you're here. And we have an amazing guest today on the pod. True. This episode rocks, but we do have something pretty exciting to announce as well. We are no longer going to be a podcast. No, dude. Don't tease them.
He was saying we have something really exciting. We are now doing poetry exclusively. We're turning this little dog and pony show. Into a band. Into a band. It's called Nuna. What did you say? Nuna. It's called Tuna. There's two Munas and we love fish. Hi, we're a band called Tuna. I'm so in. I'm not even kidding. No, I know.
Tuna is funny. A cover band. Sorry, a tribute band. Of Muna, but there's just two of us. We do all of them. Don't say a tribute. It's a tribute band, Tuna. I mean, tribute band is when they pass, right? I don't know. I thought it just meant we would dress up like them. Tuna's hysterical. It's really good, dude. It's us. All of them. Somehow. There's a way. Technology can, AI, et cetera.
We'll have one of the holograms. Okay. I was trying to think of a fish pun for silk chiffon, and it just didn't come to me. It's milk chiffon. Obviously. As the cover. Yeah, it's good. Fine. All right. All right. Can we tell them what's happening around? I won't. My job is to fuck around with my friend. Yes. I love you. You look gorgeous when you wear blue. We are too. Your eyes pop.
Thank you. Your eyes pop. I miss you. I obviously like your whole outfit. We talked about it in the car. You picked me up. I look like John the Baptist, but I hobbled to your car. Nearly fell. You look good. Something about me, a full grown man in a blouse is doing what I want it to do for my whole vibe. I know.
I'm into it. Okay. Okay. But for real, we have very exciting news. Ray and I are going on a spring tour. It's rat. Sorry. You bitch. Can I tell them what you told me in the hallway earlier? What'd I say? Oh, no. We'll do it on a private. Okay, fine. Sorry, it was about tuna in a cover band. We're going on a tour. Yes.
and it's two dykes and a mic going hog wild yeah uh we are hitting so many cities will you tell us some of the cities that we're hitting yeah wait it's called going hog wild and our promo is on a motorcycle we had to rent a motorcycle from a stranger on craigslist it did come with a man yeah honestly that guy was fine no he was chill yeah he was chill but i want to drop these cities and then i want to tell a little bit about the photo shoot so we're going to be in cardiff on four one what month is four
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