This week on Two Dykes and a Mic hosts McKenzie Goodwin and Rachel Scanlon have on Yellowjacket's Liv Hewson! They discuss Coyote Ugly off the clock, Backstreet Boys reunion, missing Miley Cyrus, blowing glass, how much lube is too much lube, mascs being attracted to moms, being on set, Yellowjackets getting gayer, deep V confidence, leg hair, butch on butch relationships, and so much more!Follow @TwoDykesAndAMic @MckGoodwin @RachelScanlonComedyTOUR TICKETS ON SALE : TwoDykesAndAMic.comCardiff - 4/1Brighton - 4/2London - 4/4Madison, WI - 4/17Minneapolis, MN - 4/18Washington, DC - 4/19Denver, CO - 4/26St. Petersburg, FL - 5/10Atlanta, GA - 5/11St. Louis, MO - 5/17Chicago, IL - 5/18Seattle, WA - 5/30 & 5/31Portland, OR - 6/7Pittsburgh, PA - 6/12Brooklyn, NY - 6/13Boston, MA - 6/14Unlock Spotify https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/two-dykes-and-a-mic/subscribeJoin Patreon : https://www.patreon.com/TwoDykesAndAMicTickets to Rachel's solo stand up shows: https://www.rachelscanloncomedy.com/Want to hear yourself on the podcast? Leave us a voicemail at (818) 540-1487 or write us at [email protected]
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We are the greatest dykes in the world. Mackenzie Goodwin. Rachel Scanlon. Worldwide dykes for life. Hey! Two dykes. Two dykes. Two dykes. One mic. One mic. One mic. One mic. Yeah. Two dykes. Two dykes. Who dykes? Who dykes? We dykes. We dykes. We dykes. Yeah.
Ladies and gentlethems, welcome to another episode of Two Dykes and a Mic. I'm Sheryl Crow. And I'm Sheryl Crow Sr. Can I, for those of you listening, you need to watch because Rae has on platform cheetah print or leopard print, I actually don't know the difference, Uggs. Yeah. Yeah. They are what I would assume would be in the movie Coyote Ugly. Yeah.
It looks like something straight out of Coyote Ugly. First of all, do not bring up Coyote Ugly with me. You're in an outfit, first off, a mesh jersey that you can see through. Yes. You're in a very Coyote Ugly outfit.
Mackenzie, Coyote Ugly is like... We don't serve water here. They're wearing like a denim bikini that ties in the front. Okay, they're wearing like Daisy Dukes and boots. Yeah, I've seen it. This is what they wear when they go home after a long shift. That's what I mean. Obviously, you're not at the bar. You're at home.
I thought you meant I was at the bar. No. This is a closed bar. You're actually getting water now. Yes. We do serve water here on this couch. Yeah. Thank you. I'm happy to be here with you. I'm happy to be here with you. I love you in black. We have an amazing episode today. We do. We have a guest, but I have some stuff that I want to say and some things to get through.
Same and same. I want first things first. We're going on tour. We have our tickets out. This is our spring tour. It's called Two Dykes and a Mike going hog wild. H-O-G-W-I-L-D hog wild dot com. Don't go there. That's not our website.
Please don't go there. It's probably porn. Don't go there. It's probably porn. I can't vouch for what you'll find. Hey, we're going hog wild. This is a whole new show, brand new show. If you haven't seen us, come see this one. It's going to be so much fun.
And there's a section called Mackenzie's Minglers. If you want to show up and you're like, I want, I'm worried maybe if I go alone that there's not other people that are there alone. We have a section for you. You can like, it's like a community section. Go crazy. You can finger each other there. No, stop. It's a pit. It's a pit for fingers. Oh, my God. OK. And go crazy. We're starting.
And see how far in you can go by the end of the show. Rachel, I've taken it too far. God, we're starting in Cardiff, UK, April 1st, April 2nd. We're going to be in Brighton, April 4th. We're going to be in London. Heller. We have Madison, April 17th, Minneapolis, April 18th, April 19th. We're in Washington, D.C. And then April 23rd, we're going to be in Los Angeles.
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