This week on Two Dykes and a Mic host Rachel Scanlon and McKenzie Goodwin discuss Hooters, JoAnn's, Haim, crunching the numbers, Kenny shows Ray her ass for the first (and only?) time, border patrol, pickleball, f*ck friends, a sweaty sleeper Ask a Dyke, and so much more!Follow @TwoDykesAndAMic @RachelScanlonComedy @MckGoodwinTOUR TICKETS ON SALE : TwoDykesAndAMic.comMadison, WI - 4/17Minneapolis, MN - 4/18Washington, DC - 4/19Los Angeles, CA - 4/23Denver, CO - 4/26St. Petersburg, FL - 5/10Atlanta, GA - 5/11St. Louis, MO - 5/17Chicago, IL - 5/18Seattle, WA - 5/30 & 5/31Portland, OR - 6/7Pittsburgh, PA - 6/12Brooklyn, NY - 6/13Boston, MA - 6/14Unlock Spotify https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/two-dykes-and-a-mic/subscribeJoin Patreon : https://www.patreon.com/TwoDykesAndAMicTickets to Rachel's solo stand up shows: https://www.rachelscanloncomedy.com/Want to hear yourself on the podcast? Leave us a voicemail at (818) 540-1487 or write us at [email protected]
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Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to another episode of Two Dykes and a Mic. I'm Mackenzie Goodwin. And I'm Rachel Scanlon-Ali.
Boy, do we have a good one for you today. I'm so excited. I love private or public episodes. Yes, this is public, which does remind us, if you're listening to this podcast and you want to see the weekly episodes. Right.
Every single week, every other week, we have private episodes, which are a little raunchier, a little bit more fun.
A little squirtier, if you will. And I will. And so will I. And so will I. They're available on Spotify. You click that little lock. You've seen the lock. Yeah, you sign up.
It's so cheap. Listen, it's less than a cup of coffee at Starbucks.
I'm screaming at you pitching it. That rocks. Yeah, but I mean, honestly, with inflation, we've never raised our prices. I know, and we won't. And I'll tell you one thing. Starbucks is steep these days.
Starbucks is expensive.
100%.
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