Chapter 1: What is discussed at the start of this section?
I feel like my sweater fits the vibe of the background and everything. Your sweater's perfect. Yes. It is a horse sweater, so I was a big horse girl. I love it. Boom. I love it. Not your first rodeo. Not my first rodeo. Literally, we've done this three years ago. Three and a half? Three and a half. And your show is so much bigger and there's less people now.
When I was there, there was like five people. Today, no one. Just you. You cut everyone out. I had more people?
Chapter 2: What experiences do Trevor and Morgan share about their past appearances?
Yeah. Who the hell did I have there? My dad, probably. He might have been there. It was there. I think there was two or three other girls. And who shot on an iPhone. But now... It was shot on an iPhone! Yep, yep. Look how far we've come. Look at the glow up. Look at this. Congratulations. Thanks for having me back. I love the show. Thank you. And congratulations on all your success.
And what a beautiful set. And if you're listening on audio, picture the warmest environment for the holidays. That's what it is. God, Trevor Wallace, just like my little hype man today. Of course, you deserve it. Thank you. Now, what have you been up to over the past couple of years? I mean, big things. Your, I don't know, agent, manager person sent me a list. I was like, holy smokes.
He has been busy. I have been busy. I saw like MTV. I saw so much shit in your list. I was like, wow. You know, but at the core, it's just I'm touring a bunch with stand up and then just maintaining YouTube sketches and the stuff that I really love. But done a few other cameos, some cool stuff, some TV, some film stuff. But that's cool.
At the end of the day, my favorite stuff is just doing stuff for YouTube and stand-up and podcasting. It's like the bread and the butter. That's really the most fun, the most liberty, the most freedom. It's so fun.
Chapter 3: What are Trevor's current projects and how does he feel about them?
Yeah. I love it. I need to go to one of your stand-up shows. Please do. I really want to start taking improv classes. Improv classes are great. I feel like your brain works so fast. Like I say something and you're just so quick with it. And it's got to be that like stand up, like smart comedy improv brain. We'll see how smart my comedy is.
But yeah, I like improv classes because it lets you just trust whatever your body's about to say. And just know that like it might not be funny, but it might be funny. But just like whatever your gut says, just like say it. Trust what your body's about to say. So do you even think about it or does it just come out? It comes out. And then I edit mentally after. That's so dangerous.
I'll say something and then the crowd either laughs or they don't. And then I go, okay, time to rework it. But it is fun. It's just it's like I remember growing up in high school, we'd all go to this rock jump. And it was like this like 15 foot like rock jump into a lake. And the longer I'd sit there and think about it, the scarier it got. Yeah. So I kind of equate that to like improv.
It's like if you're up there and you just jump, you don't have time to overthink it. So the longer you sit on it, I'm like, what do I say? What do I say? What do I say? The more you're going to put weight on it. But if you just like do it. No, that makes that makes a lot of sense. So if you're on a rock right now listening, jump, but be safe. Yeah, yeah. Like 15 feet and under, okay?
Body of water. It was probably six feet, if we're being honest. Don't take our advice. Please don't. No, no, no.
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Chapter 4: How does Trevor compare stand-up comedy to improv?
Not mine, especially. Do you remember any stories that stuck out to you from your last experience on Two Hot Takes? I just remember the elevator straight to the room, which was like, I've heard about this in like Home Alone movies. I'm like, this is a new level of luxury. My dad's condo, you guys. It's an interesting building.
Yeah, you get in the elevator and it just opens right up into the house. And I used to live like two blocks from there. So that was the best, I think, appearance, like the most convenient appearance and like one of my favorites because I was like, I put it in my phone and it was like, do you want to walk or drive? I'm like, what a blessing. Do you remember the Grinch story?
It was a woman that... Yes, yes. She had like a Grinch fetish. Yeah. Is she still with us? I would assume. Is she riding in? We never got an update. Dang it. I really, but I tried to like go into this episode with like such, I like, the bar was set so high. Yeah. Like how do you beat a lady that wants to get by the Grinch? So I've got some crazy stories. Good, good, good.
All Christmas themed I would imagine? No. Oh. No. This is like one of the first episodes of 2026. Okay. Hope you guys, New Year's is going well and you guys have a great resolution. Exactly. So I don't know, just a random assortment of chaos. The Grinch one, yeah. That one, just like really, I still think about it. I'm like, God, you guys, you and Michael just lost your minds.
It was, I remember reading the comments and they were like, they were fun guests, a little too bro-y. But Michael and I together, it's a lot. Just myself, it's a little more reserved. Let yourself shine. Yes. Like, don't worry about the comments. Yeah, let's pull the Grinch stuff again. Yeah, yeah. I mean, I have one. I haven't fully read it.
It's really, I don't know, just based on the title, we'll see if I do it. Oh, Lord. Yeah, it's... What's the title first? We can work backwards. Oh, it's that bad? I caught my boyfriend's stepmom breastfeeding her eight-year-old. I think I've seen this video before. I'm not sure if we're going to do that one. Yeah. But a little teaser before, you know? Yeah, that'll be at the end of the episode.
So keep listening for that story. That's how you hook them right there. Oh, it's honestly, I genuinely... There was a lot of layers to that. I know. That's like an SAT question. It's like, caught my ex's mom's stepmom breastfeeding eight-year-old. I know. That's a lot of characters. All of these today. A lot of characters. I love it. I absolutely love it. Okay. Well, without further ado.
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Chapter 5: What relationship issues arise from deleting a Sims save file?
You know, so like that's also on him for not letting everyone know like, hey, this is my girlfriend. This is my life. Yeah, I need to interview the friend. Yeah, it's suspicious. I can picture this type of guy though. Yeah. Well, we don't have an update. That's all we got. That one comment from Opie. I think they're both in the same fantasy football group, though, as the last guy. I could see it.
Both those guys, yeah. This post was nine years old, though. So like very vintage. Nine years old. So we're definitely not getting an update now. Dang. Yeah. And we'll never find out what cup size she went to. Went to the archives for you. Thanks to Direct Caterpillar 77, one of our faves. Hey. Shout out to Direct Caterpillar 77. Do you play The Sims? I do. I did a lot as a child.
Oh, you're going to be perfect for this next one. Perfect, perfect. Okay, this next one is coming from AITAH, another am I the asshole type subreddit. And it's titled, am I the asshole for deleting my girlfriend's Sims save files?
Chapter 6: What are the consequences of the Sims save deletion?
Yes. Let's just start by saying that I, 24 male, love my girlfriend, Aaliyah, 20 female, very much. She's a super hardworking girl, and she spends a lot of her time on classes trying to get the highest grades possible for applying to nursing school in the near future. When she's not doing that, she's doing chores or cutting down on her ever-growing to-do list.
And when she's not doing that, she's spending two hours a day playing The Sims. It's fine. This is where the problem comes in. After all of the stuff she does, Aaliyah doesn't have as much time to spend with me as she could. She's a perfectionist too. So when she's doing the more serious stuff like school, she puts in more effort than necessary, which is time consuming.
It really got to me that even knowing this, she'll spend so much time on The Sims. It's something frivolous she's doing when we already only get so little time together. She's also an adult, so essentially playing digital dolls almost every day is kind of something she ought to grow out of by now. Literally. I decided to step in and have her cut back on this.
I obviously didn't delete the whole game, but I figured deleting the little save files she was working on would deter her from spending so much time on it. She's got an idea. That decision backfired tremendously. When she logged onto her game, she thought there was some glitch going on and kept restarting it until I explained to her that I had removed the saves.
She absolutely flipped out on me, saying she'd been playing in that save file since like 2017, and I had ruined years of game progress. Sims isn't even a gold game. Question mark, question mark, question mark. I told her she was overreacting because she still has the game. That's a good one to go to. And she could just remake the same little characters if it mattered so much.
But it doesn't need to. And maybe now she can focus on more adult interests like loved ones. Basically, she left immediately saying she was so stupid to leave her gaming laptop at my place. And now she won't answer my calls. I know that this is a total overreaction, but I started to feel a little bad once I realized it may not be as easy to redo her characters as I initially thought.
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Chapter 7: How does the discussion shift to the nanny's uncomfortable situation?
So, am I the asshole for deleting my girlfriend's Sims saves? Yes. Yeah, I mean, like, so many, like, what does he mean he wants her to do, like, more adult stuff? Does she want her to, like, play on, like, TurboTax or something? Like, here, let's play chess in the park.
Deleting something is only going to make her want to play that more because she's going to want to try and get back to where she was, which you're, like, literally adding work to her plate. It's so demoralizing and just like, oh, I can't even explain the pain of like, you've already spent all this time and energy and effort to do something.
And then if you have a glitch that accidentally erases it and you have to do it over again, it's like, even if it's a for fun activity, it totally takes the joy out of it again. Because you're like, I was already here. Yeah. I already did all this. And you want to get back to where you were. As a man who plays, and listen, I'm a delusional man. I play college football NCAA on Xbox. Okay.
And I've built up a character, last name Wallace, 6'3", jacked unit. I mean, he's like a 250-pound quarterback, just a unit, right? Okay, yeah. Fourth season, fourth year. He's probably going to go to the NFL, let's be honest. And I've spent... days playing that. And I don't really play a lot of video games just throughout like the last year or two I've spent just like days.
And if somebody deleted that, like I wouldn't, like I would be sad because all that time spent, it's like building a sandcastle on the beach all day and some asshole just comes up and kicks it. You're like, well, I'm gonna, I'm either sad and I'm not gonna rebuild it or I'm gonna rebuild it and spend even more time doing it. Like, why shit in someone's Cheerios?
You could have just said, hey, I really love some more quality time together without deleting her shit. You guys should play Sims together. Get into it. Learn what she likes and then help adapt to that.
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Chapter 8: What advice is given regarding the nanny's dilemma with her employers?
Get into it. Come on. Do you know what those Sims characters do? They get freaky if you click the right buttons. That's so crazy to me. That's where my head went immediately when you talked about The Sims because I only played it when I was young. I don't even know how old I was. Probably in like sixth grade. Okay. And there was like one family computer and I would just be like, nobody's home.
With the dial-up? Dial-up. Oh, yeah. And I mean like, dude, it'd be so funny. I'd move these two characters into their house. There'd be no roof. There'd be no kitchen. There'd be one room with like a heart-shaped bed and a shower and I'd be like, do it. Go to the shower. Do it. They wouldn't even have bath towels. Oh my God.
But I mean, I was in like sixth grade and I didn't even know that you, it was like a loophole. I was like, you can do this? Yeah, like had just had the sex ed talk and you're like, I'm gonna take advantage of this game. I was making my own birds and the bees.
So circling back as a man who has built up this catalog in a video game, it's not your whole life and I doubt it's taking up as much time or also to this guy, it'd be more interesting. But I think that like if the Sims, the Sims don't even speak English and they're beating you. They're sitting there going, boop, bop, boop. Ah! To your point, I would ask for more quality time. Yeah.
But also there's, in free time, I either like to be dead alone or doing something with my girlfriend. But it's like, there is times where you're just like, I'm not working, I'm not doing this, and I just, I want to zone out and play video games. Yeah. The same way you'd watch a TV show or whatever, but I think you just didn't communicate. Like, deleting files? Idiot. Absolute idiot. Top comment.
Not only are you the asshole, that's some seriously controlling red flag behavior and unacceptable. What does it matter if she plays a game for a couple of hours a day? People aren't allowed leisure time. Who are you to control what they choose in their recreation time? If you want to spend more time with her, be an adult and tell her. And then Aaliyah finds the post. Oh. She finds it. Really?
This is good. I like this. She goes, did you really think I wouldn't find this post? Did you really think I wouldn't see how you've been talking about me? I shudder to think what you've said in what you deleted. Why don't you tell them the real story about how you not only deleted the save files, but also hammered the backup thumb drive so hard there's a dent on your countertop now.
While I cried for you to stop. This is like a digital Jerry Springer episode. Why didn't you tell them about how you tag along to my SI group after bio because you don't want me to be out of your sight? Why don't you tell them about how my best friend, who's so-called in love with me, literally lives in another state and only visits once or twice a year?
Why don't you tell them about how when my mother was sick a few months ago, you were blowing up my line all day, every day for attention, knowing that I was her primary caregiver 24-7? Why are you telling them you work full time or that you manage a grocery store when you part time manage the fast food place inside of it?
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