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Chapter 1: What is discussed at the start of this section?
You feeling comfy over there?
I'm so comfy. Honestly, I'm more comfy than I've ever been. Do I have headphones?
No, I'm just checking. Okay, cool. No, I don't have the sound effects like you do. No, I don't need them. No, everyone is going to be so excited, though. I'm going to have to put a fart sound in here just for you.
I'm glad I'm becoming known as the guy who does the fart sound.
I was losing my mind, and then everyone was commenting on our episode, and they're like, Morgan's face when the farts hit. I was like, you're not expecting it. Even though I listened to episodes, and I was prepared, when you hear it in your own headphones... It's powerful. It is a powerful tune. It hits you in the teeth. It really does. It really does. I was like, okay, I'm ready.
I'm buckled up, and... I had so much fun over on your show.
Oh, thank you. That's so nice.
It was so good. So if you guys get done with this episode or if you're like, I don't even want to listen to this, I'm going to head over there. Go over to Miles's podcast, Perfect Person, and check out our episode because it is so good. It'll be linked in the description too. So really easy to find.
You were a lovely guest.
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Chapter 2: How does Miles describe his podcast's approach to advice?
And I'm going to be like, wait, can we look? Cause everything's tracked. Like literally my sheet.
This is an incredible Excel sheet. Oh my God.
Status of OP's post, where, deleted, removed, updates.
This is so cool.
So we track a bunch of stuff. I'm not seeing us tracking asshole or not the asshole. So we're going to have to add that and do some stats. But I feel like it's honestly mostly not the asshole.
Yeah, I think that's probably how the Reddit trends anyway. Yeah. Because inherently people are writing it in. But I think it'd be nice for you to have a forecast. Be like, this month we are down. Assholes are 25% down. I would love that.
This month we're actually trending up, guys.
In the summer months, we actually have more assholes than usual.
Where are you from originally?
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Chapter 3: What concerns does the OP have about their child's safety?
I feel like I come off, I don't know if this is true, but I feel like I come off as somebody who has lived no life experience.
No, you give the opposite.
Really? Oh, that's true. Very nice.
Yeah.
I just, I guess I think that like specifically me having two young children and like, I think that I, because I present obviously very goofy, I'm like an incredibly goofy person, but I think then it's like, oh no, I do have like children and I do kind of have it more together than I maybe give off in the first sentence.
No, you give together. You also give like, you give so much fun energy. Like I get camp counselor. I get like, like works at a home store, like a Lowe's and like just knows how to fix everything. Or like, hey, you need a miter jig. Here you go. Like you just give, you give such knowledge just here. Yeah.
That is so, so nice of you to say. And I do like tools. My father built my house growing up in the woods.
See, you probably picked up a thing.
And I did pick up a thing or two. I know how to use belt sander or whatever. I know how to do basic carpentry, but not extreme. Because there are people out there. I think that that's one of the things, by the way, that I think is...
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Chapter 4: How do the hosts respond to the OP's dilemma about the engagement ring?
And she'd be like, oh, I can't pick this up. It's so heavy. Like, babe, can you help me? And she'd be like, and then he'd come and be like, what? And he'd pick it up really fast. And the flour would like hit him.
Yeah, it's funny.
And I'm like, okay, that's just flower.
It's fun. It's not a big deal. Although, again, I think it's like if you're in a relationship and you want to leave, you'd be like, come on, I have work after this. Like you'd take it so personally that you would break up because you want to leave the relationship.
If I had like just gotten a fresh blowout and they knew it or if I did my makeup and we're going to dinner and that's when that got pulled on me, no, I'd crash the fuck out. A hundred percent. I would. That's true. Cause you're like ruining that person's positive vibe. Like I'm feeling so good about myself. Boom. Like that would be, that would be brutal. I'd get sent. Oh man.
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Oh, fresh. I'm scared to refresh just in case it disappears. It's titled, Am I Overreacting for Being Upset That My Fiance Proposed With His Late Wife's Engagement Ring? Oh, that's so interesting. Thank you so much. before she unfortunately passed away while giving birth to their daughter.
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Chapter 5: What personal experiences are shared about relationships?
Here it comes.
And then just a regular photo.
Just a regular photo. But I'm like, it was still, it was beautiful.
Yeah, that's awesome. To have everyone there is so great.
How about you?
We were, it was December 2021. Okay. Or no, December 2020. And then I got married in 2021. So it was like we were living together and, but it was like sort of COVID like pandemic coming and going and stuff. And we, I got the ring, me and my wife and her best friend all live together. And she's, her best friend is like my sister at this point. Yeah.
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Chapter 6: How does the discussion shift towards the concept of 'suffering maxing'?
We got extremely close and are still very close. And it was Christmas. So it was just us in the house. And I was like, we should get dressed up for a Christmas photo shoot, which doesn't exist. Yeah. And she was like, okay, whatever. So he got all dressed up and then I had her friend text her and be like, hey, there's a bunch of packages on my porch. Can you go get them off the porch?
Put them off, yeah. She was opening all our presents and she thought I was going to like give her a ring. And she was like a little bit grumpy that morning.
No.
So she was like, no, it's just like, it's fine. Like nothing's wrong. Like, but she was grumpy.
Chapter 7: What are the implications of stalking in relationships?
How long had you been together at that point?
Oh, uh, we've been together for probably three years. Okay. 2018.
Mm-hmm.
So then anyway, so like, yeah, she was like a little grumpy that money, whatever she went to go. Cause she's like, well, where's the fucking ring?
It's about time.
It's about time. Come on. And, um, yeah, me and her best friend had picked the ring out and stuff. And, uh, so she went to go do that. And while she did that, I like put up string lights all over our house. And then it got, it got dark just as he came back. And then, uh, I was like down our long hallway, I'd like put string lights.
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Chapter 8: How do the hosts reflect on the nature of attraction and relationships?
So it was all like illuminating and whatever. And she came to her bedroom. And we filmed it. And I was like, it's too vulnerable to watch. I tried to watch it at one point. I'm like, too vulnerable. I cannot watch this. This is like way too.
Just cringing at yourself.
Yeah. But her, and we're both like, you know, whatever, crying, being like, here's this. But her best friend watched it. And was like, yeah, she's the only person who's seen it.
It'll be amazing to have for your kids. Like they'll want to see it. And I fully posted mine online. I'm just bawling. And then I'm like, fuck you guys. Because like everyone up there had been lying to me all day. So, yeah.
But this is like sort of the thing is imagine like these beautiful stories. And then you're like, and then right after we got into a world ending fight about a deceased. It's like so sad.
It is. Yeah. It is. And it's just like it could have easily been avoided.
I know. Brittle.
Absolutely brutal. So is this next one. Here we go. This is coming from r slash relationship advice titled, how can I, 25 female, get my boyfriend, 23 male, to stop suffering maxing?
Suffering maxing?
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