Two Mr Ps in a Pod(Cast)
Episodes
LO: To know things were so much better in the early 2000s
17 Mar 2026
Contributed by Lukas
Recorded as the slog towards Easter starts to bite, Episode 243 begins with the lads reflecting on that very familiar point in the term where teacher ...
LO: To Not Blink If You Hear A Splat!
13 Mar 2026
Contributed by Lukas
Recorded as spring starts to creep in (even if the weather still can’t make its mind up), Episode 242 begins with the lads reflecting on the strange...
LO: To Know Why You Should Never Bite Your Nails!
03 Mar 2026
Contributed by Lukas
Recorded on the back of a huge February half-term tour run, Episode 241 kicks off with a proper thank you to everyone who packed out theatres across t...
LO: To wonder who Mike Upperty is?
10 Feb 2026
Contributed by Lukas
Recorded on the very last stretch of half term, Episode 240 is a full-throttle, no-holds-barred pre-tour episode that somehow squeezes in tour hype, w...
LO: To Wonder How Some Teachers Have Time For Scandal When We Don't Get A Minute For The Toilet
04 Feb 2026
Contributed by Lukas
Episode 239 is a big one. Recorded straight after another padel match that very much did not go Mr P’s way, this episode starts with sore bodies, br...
LO: To feel the cringe with second hand embarrassment
28 Jan 2026
Contributed by Lukas
Recorded deep in the never-ending January slump and straight after another padel game, Episode 238 is classic Two Mr Ps energy: slightly smug from a w...
LO: To be careful leading a Big School Bird Watch assembly
20 Jan 2026
Contributed by Lukas
Recorded in peak January survival mode, Episode 237 is a proper classic Two Mr Ps ramble that somehow starts with tour warnings and ends with… absol...
LO: To Know Who Is Strong, Built and Scary
13 Jan 2026
Contributed by Lukas
Recorded straight after a padel game and delivered from a slightly overheated garden studio, Episode 236 is very much a classic Two Mr Ps episode: cha...
LO - To Know About The Gates of Paradise
06 Jan 2026
Contributed by Lukas
Recorded on the first day back after the Christmas break, Episode 235 kicks off with the lads doing what every teacher and school worker is doing righ...
The Two Mr Ps Christmas Special Part 2
22 Dec 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Recorded as Part 2 of the Christmas Special, this episode is basically festive story time with no filler, just wall-to-wall chaos from schools and sta...
The Two Mr Ps Christmas Special Part 1
16 Dec 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Part 1 of the Christmas Special kicks off exactly how most school staff feel by mid-December: exhausted, slightly ill, and crawling towards the finish...
LO - To Know The End Piece Of A Loaf Is Called The Crust
10 Dec 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Recorded right at the business end of term, this episode has full “teacher in December” energy: Lee’s full of lurgy, the voice is hanging on by ...
LO: To Realise You Are Officially Older Than Santa Claus!
03 Dec 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Recorded on the first of December, this episode kicks off with full on festive chat as the lads talk advent calendars, Centre Parcs prices, the joy an...
LO: To Often Wonder If You've Ever Done The Biggest Poo In The World That Day
26 Nov 2025
Contributed by Lukas
In this episode, the Two Mr Ps are back recording virtually in the chaos of late November, catching up on life, school and the absolute slog that is a...
LO: To Remember To Ask The Future King If He Wants To Be A Guest On The Pod!
21 Nov 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Welcome back to another episode of Two Mr Ps in a Podcast! It’s a big one this week as the lads sit down to record on a very special day, the day Le...
LO: To always unplug your laptop from the smartboard when you're googling something!
11 Nov 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Welcome back to another episode of Two Mr Ps in a Podcast as the lads return for Autumn 2 after a hectic few weeks on the road. It has been a rollerco...
A Chinwag with Dr Kaitlyn Regehr
29 Oct 2025
Contributed by Lukas
After reading her book, "Smartphone Nation," over the summer, I'm really excited to sit down for a chinwag with Dr Kaitlyn Ragehr. As a Digital Huma...
LO: To know the first live show of the new tour will take some beating!
25 Oct 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Welcome back to another episode of Two Mr Ps in a Podcast as we hit the final stretch before the October half-term. Whether you’re already off or cr...
A Chinwag with Mr Burton from Educating Yorkshire
20 Oct 2025
Contributed by Lukas
A Special bonus episode this week. We were lucky enough to have a chinwag with Mr Burton, who you will know if you're loving watching Educating York...
LO: To Try And Get Some Sleep Before Our Biggest Show To Date!
14 Oct 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Welcome back to another episode of Two Mr Ps in a Podcast as the lads record their final episode before the Let That Be a Lesson Live Tour officially ...
LO: To always bring tissues to assembly!
08 Oct 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Welcome back to another episode of Two Mr Ps in a Podcast as the countdown to the Let That Be a Lesson tour officially begins! With less than two week...
LO: To Never Place A Bet On A Student
01 Oct 2025
Contributed by Lukas
The Mr Ps are back with Season 9, Episode 3, and it’s a wild one from start to finish! After surviving a hectic week, the lads catch up on all thing...
A Chinwag with Mark Simmons
25 Sep 2025
Contributed by Lukas
A special treat this week. We are joined for a chinwag by the master of one-liners and top comedian Mark Simmons. We talk about jokes gone wrong, ...
LO: To Always Check Who You've Sent The Text To!
17 Sep 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Welcome back! Season 9, episode 2 lands with the Mr Ps settling into the new school year. There’s a quick (and pointed) nod to Ofsted’s latest she...
LO: To Always Pick The Litter Up No Matter What It Turns Out To Be!
10 Sep 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Welcome back! A new school year and therefore another season of your favourite podcast! Season 9 kicks off with the Mr Ps just about recovering after ...
A Chinwag with Laura McInerney
27 Aug 2025
Contributed by Lukas
This week, we're joined by Laura McInerney, a former teacher turned journalist and creator of the app Teacher Tapp. In the last of our summer holi...
A Chinwag with Alex Lowe and Clinton Babptiste
20 Aug 2025
Contributed by Lukas
This week, we're joined by the hilarious Alex Lowe and his brilliant psychic character, Clinton Baptiste. A favourite from Phoenix Nights, Clinton, ...
A Chinwag with Rhys James
13 Aug 2025
Contributed by Lukas
This week, we’re joined by the brilliantly funny Rhys James: stand-up comedian, writer, and now author of his first book, You’ll Like It When You ...
A Chinwag with James Hunt from Stories about Autism
04 Aug 2025
Contributed by Lukas
As the holidays continue, here is a chance to listen to another chinwag. This time, The Other Mr P is joined by James Hunt, who you may know from soci...
A Chinwag with Serena Terry AKA Mammy Banter
29 Jul 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Our Summer holiday of special episodes continues with the hilarious Serena Terry, who you might know from TikTok and Instagram as Mammy Banter. Join...
A Chinwag with the Education Secretary
23 Jul 2025
Contributed by Lukas
As we hit the summer break, the 2 MrPs have set up some specials to keep you entertained while you're having some well-earned downtime. Mr P recent...
LO: To know you don't need a parent's evening slot with your own mum!
16 Jul 2025
Contributed by Lukas
It’s the final episode of the academic year and Mr P and Adam kick things off with a hilarious British points quiz about surviving the recent heatwa...
LO: To Know Parent's Evening Is Not Like Speed Dating
08 Jul 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Welcome back to another cracking episode of Two Mr Ps in a Podcast as we approach the end of the school year. The lads kick things off chatting about ...
LO: To Always Wear Your Special Parents Evening Push Up Bra at Parents Evening!
02 Jul 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Welcome back for another episode as the Mr Ps kick off July by ranking their favourite and least favourite months of the school year with plenty of la...
LO: To Know Sports Day Can Bring The Worst In Some Parents
25 Jun 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Welcome back for another episode where we kick off testing the Other Mr P's Geography knowledge and quickly realising it is as good as he is "honest"....
LO: To Know Mr P MBE has a nice ring to it
19 Jun 2025
Contributed by Lukas
In this heartfelt and hilarious episode, the other Mr P starts by congratulating Lee on receiving his MBE in the King’s Birthday Honours, a truly ep...
LO: To Know What Not To Do To Be That Annoying Colleague!
10 Jun 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Welcome to episode 217 of Two Mr Ps in a Podcast! As we settle into week two of Summer term, the Mr Ps dive into a range of hilarious and relatable to...
LO: To Know That Primary School Kids Love Snails
03 Jun 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Welcome back to Two Mr Ps in a Podcast! Recorded right after the half term break, the brothers dive into teacher report writing, AI in schools, and ...
LO: To Make Sure If You Meet The King He Doesn't Give You The Side Eye
21 May 2025
Contributed by Lukas
In this episode, the lads are back for a jam-packed ride through Sats stress, royal garden parties, and some truly unforgettable ...
A Chinwag with George Lewis
16 May 2025
Contributed by Lukas
In this episode, the lads are joined by none other than George Lewis – stand-up comedian, writer and actor. They chat all things parenting, comedy a...
LO: To know students will ask visitors the most brutal questions
08 May 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Welcome back to another jam-packed episode of Two Mr P’s in a Podcast! 😄 This week, the Mr Ps reflect on the joy of a four-day week and pose a bi...
LO: To Celebrate Mr P Turning The BIG 4-0
30 Apr 2025
Contributed by Lukas
It's a big one this week – Mr P is officially 40! 🎉 After celebrating with a spa day in the Lake District, he reflects on hitting the big 4-0, wh...
LO: To Know They Don't Write Reports Like They Used To!
25 Apr 2025
Contributed by Lukas
🎉 The Mr Ps are back and ready to tackle the start of the summer term, but not without a few grumbles—especially when it comes to stolen bank hol...
The Other Mr P with Kate Griggs from Made By Dyslexia
11 Apr 2025
Contributed by Lukas
The book, Xtraordinary People, is aimed at young readers 7+ and has been crafted by Kate Griggs, an award-winning social entrepreneur and the founder ...
LO: To Know The Best Seats On The School Bus Are At The Back
01 Apr 2025
Contributed by Lukas
The Mr Ps are back with another packed episode full of school staff giggles, sibling chaos, and some wild stories you won’t believe actually happene...
LO: To Never Wag A French Lesson
25 Mar 2025
Contributed by Lukas
The Mr Ps are back for another packed episode talking you on a wild ride through awkward teacher moments, legendary high school drama, and the kind of...
LO: To know the difference between a work mate and a work colleague
19 Mar 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Welcome back to another episode of Two Mr P’s in a Podcast – Season 8, Episode 23! After a short break, the two Mr P’s are back and firing on al...
LO: To Know They Don't Make Quotable Lines Like They Used To
07 Mar 2025
Contributed by Lukas
In this episode, the brothers return exhausted and slightly delirious after surviving World Book Day—a day that somehow manages to be both magical a...
LO: To Never Let A Student Pick The Assembly Song
25 Feb 2025
Contributed by Lukas
In this episode, the brothers return from half-term and realise, as always, that the break somehow managed to feel both endless and over in a flash. M...
LO: To Know You Should Never Call Your Pet Budgie "Willy"
11 Feb 2025
Contributed by Lukas
In the last episode before the February half-term break, Mr P and the other Mr P dive into the chaos of Ofsted visits as Adam finally emerges from the...
LO: To know Ofsted clearly have staff meetings in Nandos
05 Feb 2025
Contributed by Lukas
This week, it’s all happening! Adam gets the call—yes, that dreaded school phone call that sends shivers down every teacher’s spine. The brother...
LO: To know we all did cringey things as teenagers
29 Jan 2025
Contributed by Lukas
In this episode, the brothers dive headfirst into the hilarity and chaos of school life, with a good dose of relatable rants and cringe-worthy moments...
LO: To officially decide the ultimate British phrase
22 Jan 2025
Contributed by Lukas
In this episode, the brothers take a humorous detour into the world of all things weird, wonderful, and very British. First, they kick things off by c...
LO: To wish students would focus their creativity in their studies not brutal comebacks
15 Jan 2025
Contributed by Lukas
LO: To wish students would focus their creativity in their studies not brutal comebacks The Mr Ps are back, and they're braving the winter blues in t...
LO: To Make Sure You Avoid Awkward Encounters With Parents
15 Jan 2025
Contributed by Lukas
LO: To Make Sure You Avoid Awkward Encounters With Parents The Mr Ps are back with their first episode of 2025! ✨ In this week’s catch-up, Lee an...
LO: To Never Have A Staff Christmas Party On School Grounds
19 Dec 2024
Contributed by Lukas
The Mr Ps are back for their final episode of 2024—and it’s a milestone 200th show (by their titling, anyway)! Recorded just before the festive br...
LO: To Know It Is Never Too Early For A Christmas Themed Episode
11 Dec 2024
Contributed by Lukas
The Mr Ps are back with their penultimate episode of 2024 (episode 199, Season 8 Ep 13), recording virtually while Mr P is working away. With just one...
LO: To Know The Difference Between 8am and 8pm
05 Dec 2024
Contributed by Lukas
The Mr Ps are back and embracing the festive season! 🎄 In this week’s episode, the brothers kick off December chatting about Advent calendars (or...
LO: To Know What Makes For An Interesting Parents Evening
27 Nov 2024
Contributed by Lukas
LO: To Know What Makes For An Interesting Parents Evening The Mr Ps are back with another packed episode after a short hiatus! 🎉 In this week's ca...
Andy Day- One Mr P and a Dino Dad
13 Nov 2024
Contributed by Lukas
With Mr P on his travels to Asia doing his training, The Other Mr P welcomes Andy Day to the podcast, star of CBeebies, lead singer of Andy and the Od...
LO: To Make Sure The Mic Isn't On When You Visit The Loo!
06 Nov 2024
Contributed by Lukas
LO: To Make Sure The Mic Isn't On When You Visit The Loo! The Mr Ps are back together for episode 194 before Mr P embarks on a whirlwind tour of Sout...
LO - To Know How To Catch A Ghost In Your Classroom
01 Nov 2024
Contributed by Lukas
LO - To Know How To Catch A Ghost In Your Classroom The Mr Ps are back with another packed episode recorded on Halloween! 🎃 In this week's catch-...
LO: To Know How To Test Whether You Are Wearing A Bra
25 Oct 2024
Contributed by Lukas
The Mr Ps are back with a special half-term episode! 🎉 In this week's catch-up, the brothers chat about their differing half-term breaks. Adam sha...
LO: To never laugh when telling a student off no matter how funny it may be.
15 Oct 2024
Contributed by Lukas
LO: To never laugh when telling a student off no matter how funny it may be. The Mr Ps are back with another packed episode, and this time they're bo...
Alex Horne- Taskmaster is Educational
11 Oct 2024
Contributed by Lukas
In this episode, the lads are joined by none other than Alex Horne, the mastermind behind the hit TV show Taskmaster. They delve into the origins of t...
LO: To Always Enjoy A Tale Of Petty Revenge
08 Oct 2024
Contributed by Lukas
We’re back with another episode, and it’s a special one as we celebrate The Other Mr P’s birthday! 🎉 Adam shares the continuing saga of his e...
LO: To Know What Makes You Go From 0 to 100
02 Oct 2024
Contributed by Lukas
The Mr Ps are back with another packed episode, venting about the recent gloomy weather and how it impacts school life. The lads discuss the recent ...
LO: To Appreciate Things We Had That Kids Today Will Never Experience
26 Sep 2024
Contributed by Lukas
The Two Mr Ps are back together in the same room after a few weeks apart, catching up on their recent adventures. Adam shares his eventful weekend in ...
LO: To Try Not To Have A Teacher Nickname
19 Sep 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Mr P is back in Newcastle delivering his popular year group cluster training sessions. Interested in booking one for your school or trust? Get in touc...
LO: To Learn To Say No!
11 Sep 2024
Contributed by Lukas
We have completed the trilogy and have released a third book - "How to survive the school year: An essential guide for stressed out grown-ups". Order ...
LO: to always prepare for the unexpected on a home visit
06 Sep 2024
Contributed by Lukas
We have completed the trilogy and have released a third book - "How to survive the school year: An essential guide for stressed out grown-ups". Order ...
Scott Bennett - A Loft Like B&M
29 Aug 2024
Contributed by Lukas
We are completing the trilogy and releasing a third book in August - How to Survive the School Year: An essential guide for stressed out grown-ups, sh...
James Partridge - Singing Assembly Bangers
20 Aug 2024
Contributed by Lukas
We are completing the trilogy and releasing a third book in August - How to Survive the School Year: An essential guide for stressed out grown-ups, sh...
Dan Nightingale - Teacher Fantasies and Rowdy Crowds
18 Aug 2024
Contributed by Lukas
We are completing the trilogy and releasing a third book in August - How to Survive the School Year: An essential guide for stressed out grown-ups, sh...
Self Care Club - Keeping Sane Through The Summer
13 Aug 2024
Contributed by Lukas
We are completing the trilogy and releasing a third book in August - How to Survive the School Year: An essential guide for stressed out grown-ups, sh...
Alastair Campbell
08 Aug 2024
Contributed by Lukas
We are completing the trilogy and releasing a third book in August - How to Survive the School Year: An essential guide for stressed out grown-ups, sh...
George Pointon - 29 Challenges
05 Aug 2024
Contributed by Lukas
We are completing the trilogy and releasing a third book in August - How to Survive the School Year: An essential guide for stressed out grown-ups, sh...
Episode 184: LO - To rejoice in finally making it to the summer break!
30 Jul 2024
Contributed by Lukas
We are completing the trilogy and releasing a third book in August - How to survive the school year: An essential guide for stressed out grown-ups, sh...
Episode 183: LO - Take your antihistamines, take your IBS tablets and never ever smack the head teacher across the face with a backpack!
24 Jul 2024
Contributed by Lukas
We are completing the trilogy and releasing a third book in August - How to survive the school year: An essential guide for stressed out grown-ups, sh...
Matt Green - The Rapping Science Teacher
10 Jul 2024
Contributed by Lukas
We are completing the trilogy and releasing a third book in August - How to survive the school year: An essential guide for stressed out grown-ups, sh...
Episode 182: LO: To Never Use The Reply All Button
04 Jul 2024
Contributed by Lukas
We are completing the trilogy and releasing a third book in August - How to survive the school year: An essential guide for stressed out grown-ups, sh...
Mr P meets Bridget Phillipson
18 Jun 2024
Contributed by Lukas
In a special episode of the podcast, Mr P has a chat with the shadow education secretary Bridget Phillipson. Unfortunately, The Other Mr P is away on ...
Episode 181: LO - To Not Surround Yourself With Birds If You Have A Bird Phobia
12 Jun 2024
Contributed by Lukas
We are completing the trilogy and releasing a third book in August - How to Survive the School Year: An essential guide for stressed out grown-ups, sh...
Episode 180: LO: To Discuss The Lesson Obs In The Staffy Meets
06 Jun 2024
Contributed by Lukas
We are completing the trilogy and releasing a third book in August - How to survive the school year: An essential guide for stressed out grown-ups, sh...
Episode 179: LO - To give marks in a test based on instinct rather than the mark scheme.
23 May 2024
Contributed by Lukas
We are completing the trilogy and releasing a third book in August - How to survive the school year: An essential guide for stressed out grown-ups, sh...
Tribute To Nana Maureen
15 May 2024
Contributed by Lukas
TW: Loss and grief This week's episode is a little different, last week we lost Nana Maureen who was such a big influence on our lives and a huge par...
Episode 178: LO - To Know If School Staff Go On A School Trip It Is NOT A Holiday!
01 May 2024
Contributed by Lukas
We are completing the trilogy and releasing a third book in August - How to survive the school year: An essential guide for stressed out grown-ups, sh...
Episode 177: LO - To Know Lies Make The World Go Around
18 Apr 2024
Contributed by Lukas
We are completing the trilogy and releasing a third book in August - How to survive the school year: An essential guide for stressed out grown-ups, sh...
Episode 176: LO - To Not Give Mouth To Mouth With A Straw To A Goldfish
12 Apr 2024
Contributed by Lukas
We are completing the trilogy and releasing a third book in August - How to survive the school year: An essential guide for stressed out grown-ups, sh...
Episode 175: LO - To Welcome A New Addition To The Most Disgusting Thing A Teacher Has Seen In Class!
21 Mar 2024
Contributed by Lukas
We are completing the trilogy and releasing a third book in August - How to survive the school year: An essential guide for stressed out grown-ups, sh...
Episode 174: LO - To Know How To Mug Off A Colleague In The Best Way Possible!
12 Mar 2024
Contributed by Lukas
We are completing the trilogy and releasing a third book in August - How to survive the school year: An essential guide for stressed out grown-ups, sh...
Episode 173: LO - To Know Teacher Wellbeing Starts With Trust
07 Mar 2024
Contributed by Lukas
We are completing the trilogy and releasing a third book in August - How to Survive the School Year: An Essential Guide for Stressed Out Grown-ups, sh...
Episode 172: LO - To Know Parents Will Complain About Anything!
28 Feb 2024
Contributed by Lukas
We have a big announcement, we are completing the trilogy and releasing a third book in August - How to survive the school year: An essential guide fo...
Episode 171 - LO: To never go back into class after hours.
22 Feb 2024
Contributed by Lukas
The LIVE recording of our recent tour show is now available to download - get your copy here - https://2mrpspodcast.vhx.tv/. Spend a couple of hours...
Episode 170: LO - To Not Trust A Colleague After A Week!
13 Feb 2024
Contributed by Lukas
The LIVE recording of our recent tour show is now available to download - get your copy here - https://2mrpspodcast.vhx.tv/. Spend a couple of hours...
Episode 169: LO - To know There's No Such Thing As A Pirate School!
09 Feb 2024
Contributed by Lukas
The LIVE recording of our recent tour show is now available to download - get your copy here - https://2mrpspodcast.vhx.tv/. Spend a couple of hours...
Episode 168: LO - To Know Teachers Will Go On My Second Whistle!
17 Jan 2024
Contributed by Lukas
The LIVE recording of our recent tour show is now available to download - get your copy here - https://2mrpspodcast.vhx.tv/. Spend a couple of hours...
Episode 167: LO - To Know It Is A New Year But The Same Ol' Podcast
09 Jan 2024
Contributed by Lukas
The LIVE recording of our recent tour show is now available to download - get your copy here - https://2mrpspodcast.vhx.tv/. Spend a couple of hours...
Episode 166: LO - To know there ain't no party like a school staff Christmas party.
20 Dec 2023
Contributed by Lukas
The LIVE recording of our recent tour show is now available to download - get your copy here - https://2mrpspodcast.vhx.tv/. Just in time for Christ...
Episode 165: LO - To always speak in Disney on a work's night out!
15 Dec 2023
Contributed by Lukas
If you missed the Show and Tell Tour you can now stream it online - get your copy here - https://2mrpspodcast.vhx.tv/. Just in time for Christmas, s...