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Chapter 1: What is the main topic discussed in this episode?
I got a meeting at 3.
So do I. So do you.
Okay, let's move.
We all got a meeting at 3. Let's do it. Everyone, I got a meeting at 3 too.
Sammy once said this on a podcast. I have a hard stop at some point. And they were like, what do you mean? She said, I have a hard stop at some point. We're like, you can't just say that. You need to say the time. You can't just be like, when I feel like pulling the trigger. At some point.
Once this gets boring, I'm out.
Hello and welcome back to the You Up Podcast. I'm Jordana Abraham.
And I am Jared Freed. It is so good to be back here with you, Jordana. How are you? How you feeling? What's going on?
I'm good. I'm good. I didn't get a ticket yesterday. No ticket. No ticket. If you listened last week, I was worried about getting a ticket. I was by, I had a question for you today. I'm jumping right in. Jump right in.
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Chapter 2: How do sports foster community and connection?
I know this is a week later.
Sure.
I want to make sure. I didn't really say congratulations to your sister. I was like, an award? Yeah, she's teacher of the year. I thought about it afterwards. I was like, I think I was insultingly shocked. Listen. I don't care. Well, no, I love Shira, and I think she's great. I'm not shocked that she would win any award. It's more that, like, Teacher of the Year is, like, this, like...
They've been there a hundred years, and I just hope I didn't come off insulting.
No, not insulting, but it was funny because I posted about it, and someone replied, like, teacher of the year sounds like Jared's arch nemesis or something. Like, Jared versus teacher of the year.
Oh, the teacher of the year. Oh, how unfuckable.
But it was funny because I was walking from the office to this event.
And it looked like, sorry to interrupt, huge event. Big event, yeah. Yeah, I mean, this was a huge award she won.
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Chapter 3: What parallels exist between sports fandom and reality TV?
That's why I felt bad.
Yeah, there was a whole video. I was very proud. I was like, well, I don't know. Because it's funny. She's my sister. I'm like, I don't really know what the fuck you do all day, really.
I'm like, there's just...
She could be terrible at it for all I know.
This is the founder of Betches.
Well, it's just funny. Do you know all your friends, they have jobs? You have no idea how they actually do with their jobs. They could be off. You don't know what their vibe is at work. You're not at work with them.
I mean, that was the whole Chandler Bing kind of storyline on Friends.
No one knows what he does. No one knows what he does. But one thing about no one knows what he does, but it's also like, I don't know, like, Are you good at your job? I guess you could know based on how much money someone makes, maybe. But I do feel like there's no real... Your friends could suck at their job and you would never know.
No clue.
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Chapter 4: How do you decide if you want kids or prefer a DINK lifestyle?
I want the money.
I would be so unappreciative. That was the first part. She had a speech.
Did she thank you?
She did. Yeah, she talked about her siblings. Siblings or Jordanian? I didn't get a specific call out. Not the same. That's okay. I don't know if anyone at this school fucking knows me.
Well, you didn't notice? You didn't say, well, I guess she's just doing us as a group.
Uh, yeah, no, I was fine with it.
Okay.
I mean, it would have been weird if someone, if someone specifically got called out and it wasn't me, I guess, but right. I want to thank Jonathan who was always there for me and the rest of the, yes. And the rest of you also there. Fine. Sometimes. Okay.
So how was the event?
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Chapter 5: What should you consider when facing a dishes-related relationship standoff?
Yeah, I'm like, I paid a lot of money to be here.
Well, they put in the reserves.
At least put on a show.
I know. Listen, it's, I disagree.
But I think... If you were selling your ticket, I mean, I guess the price doesn't even matter. Do you ever give up at the end of your show if you're not getting any laughs? I mean... Are you just like... I've thought about it.
Are you ever just like... I've thought about just running off the stage and running into the woods and never existing ever again. Like, I've had shows where I'm bombing so hard that I want to run away.
But do you?
No, I finish the show, I shake hands afterwards, I smile.
Yeah, maybe your energy isn't the same as if it's a good show.
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Chapter 6: How do you handle emotional fallout after being ghosted?
And this group is like a fun Brunson's like the most likable athlete there could be. He's a team player. He's he was not really heralded as this like huge star. And now he's out playing the contract. We love, sports fans love a player outplaying his contract. He's better than they thought they would be. It kind of gives us hope as a representation of the everyman.
Well, it's funny because we talk about that with Bravo. Why are people so moved by what's happening? Because you see yourself in the person. Totally, Amanda and Wes.
You see your own experiences. are the most relatable thing that, you know, when men don't understand Bravo, and then you- Well, I guess, but I'm not, I'm like, I think not relating it the other side.
Now it makes more sense to me.
If you were coached up in it, in a way, I think of like, you know, the men who are haters on Bravo- If I could see myself in these men, which I don't, as a star, yeah. But I think Mike, you know, any man or anybody could be coached up on Bravo in a way that,
that would sell them on bravo in the same way that i could sell you on right brunson and how he is such a likable cheerable athlete and he's also like you know he's smaller so he's more relatable like he's shorter than you know physically feel like they could be him a little bit like the idea that you can work hard and it pays off is such a lovable trait you know like you know Right.
Well, they also recreated Villanova. They won the national championship at Villanova together.
Okay.
And then they got these guys together to be like the core of the team from Villanova.
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Chapter 7: Is an out-of-town wedding invite on a fifth date romantic or a red flag?
I'd be like, ugh.
Right, you don't want that person at the 4th of July party.
The worst human. What an exhausting garbage person.
I mean, I'm very into any occasion that I can dress up my twins matching. Oh, absolutely. For my mom to respond. Yes, and the jerseys someone bought them were Townes. Do you know who that is? Yeah, Carl Anthony Townes. Okay, not controversial, right? No, no, no, he's great.
His agent went to college with me.
Oh, wow.
Yeah.
Well, you should send him a picture. You know, his fiance is... Kylie Jenner or Kylie Kelsey?
Is there another Manogue? Kylie Jenner. Kylie Jenner. Okay. She's the one that was on the Red Room.
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Chapter 8: What are the implications of past relationships on future decisions?
With you. And then I have shows in Miami. I'm going to be in... Portland, Maine. I'm going to be in Red Bank, New Jersey, and then back on Long Island in the fall. I'm adding dates for the fall. I'm going to have a special come out. Get your tickets.
This special is unreal. It's good. I haven't seen any of your new shit, so I can't speak to it. I just told Jordana I bomb last night. You're making me very excited to drive an hour to the show. It's going to be great. I'm sure it's going to be great.
We hope. I've got to get to the writer's room.
Okay, let's do an email. Let's do it. Dear J&J, congratulations on your growing family, Jordana, and congratulations, Jared, on your relationship. I think Jared does not want to be congratulated on his relationship. Are you not accepting congratulations?
I'm accepting it, but it makes me... You know, like it makes me cringe. I think I just talked to a guy today. I saw him. He had posted with his girlfriend on Instagram. I was like, what? It is so funny the way men react to men being in a relationship.
What is your reaction when you see a man?
What?
when's the wedding you know I'm fucking with them okay immediately like it is like it is and then he was like you can see him like yeah I get a girlfriend like it is so it's like I think it's to be acknowledged because if you're like these it's like is it embarrassing to have a girlfriend as the whatever that article was yeah it's embarrassing it's not because it's vulnerable
I think it's vulnerable. It's an admission that I care about someone. I don't know. This is how ingrained the male issues are.
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