Underaged Grandparents with Matty & Esther Acton
Episodes
Twisted Testicles & Unhinged Tips To Stay Married
18 Mar 2026
Contributed by Lukas
We Nearly Forgot Marriage Counselling… So Things Got Unhinged 😅 This week, Matty and Esther are pulling out the most unhinged tips to stay marrie...
When FaceTime Outs Your Parenting
11 Mar 2026
Contributed by Lukas
This week on Underaged Grandparents… Matty & Esther had to ground their son Zander — which led to the realisation that kids barely get grounde...
Terrible Love Advice… and the Impossible Job of Grounding Pre-Teens
05 Mar 2026
Contributed by Lukas
This week on Underaged Grandparents… Men love to say they “hate drama”… but Esther thinks she’s figured out exactly where men get their dram...
Accidentally Drugging a Kid
27 Feb 2026
Contributed by Lukas
This week on Underaged Grandparents, we’re diving into the stuff no one really teaches you… 🔥 Perimenopause — what it actually is, what it me...
The Unspoken Rules of Kids’ Parties
19 Feb 2026
Contributed by Lukas
It’s been a BIG week for Matty & Esther. One national TV appearance later… and now they’re spiralling: are they actually better parents the ...
Kids Have No Filter!
12 Feb 2026
Contributed by Lukas
This week on Underaged Grandparents… After 20 years together, Matty & Esther ask the big question: Is it finally time to give up on Valentine’...
What Happened In The WhatsApp
06 Feb 2026
Contributed by Lukas
Every parent has to deal with them… school WhatsApp groups. But are there rules? And if so, why does nobody follow them? We break it down — and ye...
Back To School & Busted With A Fake ID
01 Feb 2026
Contributed by Lukas
It’s back-to-school week, which comes with ALL the emotions! We’re happy the school holiday stress has died down, but with a child starting high s...
38. Pregnant Some Time As Your Daughter
14 Jan 2026
Contributed by Lukas
There are a lot of questions being asked on this week’s episode… and we need answers. • Is Dubai really the best place in the world to give birt...
37. Happy New Year Resolutions
07 Jan 2026
Contributed by Lukas
This is a minisode! It’s a brand new year, so we’re chatting all things New Year’s resolutions — the realistic ones, the ambitious ones, and t...
36. Jealous Of A Sick Sibling
30 Dec 2025
Contributed by Lukas
School holidays are in full swing, so we’re diving headfirst into the chaos on this week’s episode. • How much stuff do you actually need to pac...
35. Snooping Through Celebrities Bathrooms
23 Dec 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Twas the night before Christmas… and this episode dropped. Esther’s Unhinged Fear Files returns, and this time it’s all about the anxiety of gif...
34. Santas Hotline Special
15 Dec 2025
Contributed by Lukas
🎅 Santa’s Hotline Special 🎅 This special episode is dedicated entirely to our Santa’s Hotline — the ultimate parenting secret weapon. When...
33. A Snake Bit My Vagina
12 Dec 2025
Contributed by Lukas
This week on the podcast, Matty & Esther are deep in the chaos of school holidays — and coming to terms with the fact that their kids now have b...
32. Mum Guilt Spiral
03 Dec 2025
Contributed by Lukas
THIS WEEK ON UNDERAGED GRANDPARENTS… Esther’s hit with a fresh wave of Mum Guilt — but should she actually feel bad? We dive into the spicy ...
31. Storms Stop The Show & Cooked Ladies
26 Nov 2025
Contributed by Lukas
This week on Underaged Grandparents, Matty & Esther are juggling a lot… Detective Children – Why do kids have CIA-level skills when you’re...
30. Kids Crazy Christmas Requests
23 Nov 2025
Contributed by Lukas
🔥 BIG EPISODE THIS WEEK! 🔥 Our Naughty Nanna of the Week could honestly be best mates with Snoop Dogg… You shared the weirdest things your...
29. Naughty Nannas, House Wars & Date Night Disasters
16 Nov 2025
Contributed by Lukas
This week on Underaged Grandparents… We kick things off with Naughty Nanna stories — and yep, turns out she can still chuck a moon. Date night...
28. Terrifying Teenagers
09 Nov 2025
Contributed by Lukas
This week on Underaged Grandparents… things got chaotic. We attempted to babysit our granddaughter… and realised we may not be the natural paren...
27. Unhinged Tips To Stay Married Are BACK!
03 Nov 2025
Contributed by Lukas
You guys love our unhinged tips to stay married, so this episode is short, sweet, and absolutely packed full of them! We’re not talking about the us...
26. Nude Floating & Fancy Snacks
29 Oct 2025
Contributed by Lukas
In this episode of Underaged Grandparents: We’re spicing up date night — but not like that. No drinking & new adventures, What should we try...
25. The Monster In Law
27 Oct 2025
Contributed by Lukas
In this episode of Underaged Grandparents: 🎤 We saw Mariah Carey live! Esther shares her honest review of the show. 💇♀️ Am I Overreac...
24. Pubic Hair & Humiliation
23 Oct 2025
Contributed by Lukas
On this episode: Someone breaks into the house at 2am… but things take a massive turn when Matt confronts the bad guy! We’re celebrating 20 ye...
23. Can You Hook Up With Your Kids Teacher?
19 Oct 2025
Contributed by Lukas
If you’re not following us yet… do it now! Pretty please (with a wine on top). 🍷 There’s a bit going on in Episode 23: Millennials have a w...
22. A Handsy Prime Minister & Kids Our Are Soft!
15 Oct 2025
Contributed by Lukas
We’re now dropping DOUBLE episodes every week — so hit subscribe and get around it! In Episode 22 we dive into: Which Prime Minister got a littl...
21. Am I Overreacting? - "He Tracks My Cycle"
08 Oct 2025
Contributed by Lukas
We’re back after a two-week school holiday break! This week on Underaged Grandparents we’re diving into: Why men never seem to hear what their w...
20. Candles, Kids & Quirky Turn-Ons
17 Sep 2025
Contributed by Lukas
This week on Underaged Grandparents… What if Sabrina Carpenter’s Tears was actually written by a woman 10 years into marriage? 👀 Am I The O...
19. Shaved Nuts & Backseat Drivers
10 Sep 2025
Contributed by Lukas
This week on Underaged Grandparents… 🎤 Sabrina Carpenter’s lyrics – genius or just straight-up lies? Matty reckons if he’s in charge, the...
18. Bush Poos & Beauty Tools
03 Sep 2025
Contributed by Lukas
This week we launch a brand-new segment: “Does Anybody Else?” — and the questions are already wild. Got one? Drop it in the Underaged Grandparen...
17. Do You Want To Vent Or Do You Want Solutions?
27 Aug 2025
Contributed by Lukas
This week starts off rough—but don’t worry, we’ve got the answers (well… kind of) with another round of “Unhinged Tips to Stay Married.” W...
"Quickie" Taylor Swift Is Engaged!
27 Aug 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Taylor Swift just announced her engagement to Travis Kelce — and you know we couldn’t stay quiet about it! Esther (our resident Swiftie) is losing...
16. Book Week is Hell (and Other Life Lessons)
20 Aug 2025
Contributed by Lukas
It’s Book Week — every parent’s nightmare! We break down the different types of mums and dads when it comes to costumes (and yes, you’ll recog...
15. When Gastro Hits
13 Aug 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Gastro wiped out the whole family this week — and it turns out there are two types of families when that happens. Which one are you? 🤢 We also di...
14. Unhinged Mum Moments
06 Aug 2025
Contributed by Lukas
This week on Underaged Grandparents 🎙️ 🍼 Postpartum madness! You won’t believe the wildest things mums have done after giving birth. These s...
13. Radio Beef & Parenting Grief
30 Jul 2025
Contributed by Lukas
This week’s episode has everything — drama, parenting debates, and a bit of petty behaviour. A fiery on-air clash between Matty and Osher Günsber...
12. Hot Ex, Cold Sausage
23 Jul 2025
Contributed by Lukas
🎙 This Week on Underaged Grandparents Matty & Esther are back — and the “Me Time” debate continues! 🧖♀️🧘♂️ You guys f...
11. Vasectomies & Vacations
19 Jul 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Sorry we’re late — but this episode’s worth the wait! Fresh off their family holiday, Matty & Esther are covering a lot: ✈️ Traveling wi...
10. Hot Flushes & Vodka Shots
09 Jul 2025
Contributed by Lukas
What happens when a mother-in-law and daughter-in-law hit the club together? This week, Esther spills the tea on her wild night out with our daughter-...
9. How NOT To Have The Birds & The Bees Chat
02 Jul 2025
Contributed by Lukas
This week on the podcast… things get awkward 😅 Matty & Esther answer a listener question: “How did you have the Birds & the Bees talk w...
8. Hiding From An Intruder Naked
26 Jun 2025
Contributed by Lukas
This week on the Underaged Grandparents Podcast… 🚨 Esther has a terrifying moment — someone breaks into the house while she’s home… and nak...
7. Is The Term "Hot Mess" An Insult?
20 Jun 2025
Contributed by Lukas
This week on the Underaged Grandparents Podcast… 😤 Matt finds himself in every parent's nightmare — a full-blown public tantrum at Kmart. 🔥 ...
6. Becoming A Mum At 18
12 Jun 2025
Contributed by Lukas
This week’s episode is a special one. Esther shares the deeply personal story of becoming a mum at just 18 — a moment that changed everything. She...
5. Should We Have Another Baby Or Get Divorced?
04 Jun 2025
Contributed by Lukas
We covered a LOT this week — so buckle up! 👶 After babysitting their granddaughter, Matty asks the unthinkable: “Should we have another baby?”...
4. Maintenance Sex We Say Yes
29 May 2025
Contributed by Lukas
This week on the Underaged Grandparents Podcast… Matty & Esther dive deep into some raw marital moments: 💔 Is “maintenance sex” actually ...
3. Fake Tan In Front Of The Fan
21 May 2025
Contributed by Lukas
This week on the Underaged Grandparents Podcast… 🚪 Mums get zero personal space — and Esther’s fake tan disaster proves it. 💸 Matty & ...
2. Take The Damn Photo
14 May 2025
Contributed by Lukas
This week on the Underaged Grandparents Podcast… ✍️ We’re reading the hilarious (and brutally honest) things kids write on Mother’s Day card...
1. Never Tell Her To Calm Down
06 May 2025
Contributed by Lukas
This week on the Underaged Grandparents Podcast… 😬 When the kids are acting up and your partner steps in — maybe don’t tell her to “calm do...
Intro - The Math Ain't Mathing
06 May 2025
Contributed by Lukas
🎉 Welcome to the Underaged Grandparents Podcast! Hosted by married couple Matty & Esther Acton, we're diving into the raw, funny, and totally u...