Unexpected Fluids
Activity Overview
Episode publication activity over the past year
Episodes
Squirties Awards: 50th episode special!
28 Oct 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Sophie Duker, Gina Martin, Karen Hobbs, Master Dominic, Jamie Windust and Lola Jean help Riyadh and Alix celebrate 50 episodes! We bring you the Squir...
Extra Splash: The Test
25 Oct 2019
Contributed by Lukas
When did you last get checked? After this week’s episode with Nathaniel Hall, Alix and Riyadh explore STI testing by getting a little prick each… ...
Sex (and HIV) Positivity with Nathaniel Hall
21 Oct 2019
Contributed by Lukas
The first time Nathaniel Hall had sex he contracted HIV. Nathaniel, a theatre maker, actor and campaigner from Stockport tells his story, including r...
Extra Splash: Abstinence
19 Oct 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Welcome to the first of Extra Splash mini episodes. We had a flood of emails from you about abstinence after the Kelsey De Almeida episode. Why do som...
Edinburgh: the second coming
14 Oct 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Rose Johnson on having Pointless sex, wedding nights and Edinburgh one night stands; Darren Harriott on circumcision and learning about love from R&am...
Aimee Lou Wood’s Sex Education
06 Oct 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Are actors more or less real in bed? Can a tampon get lost inside you? What’s with all the sex fog in films? All these questions and more are answer...
Ethical porn with Erika Lust
29 Sep 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Can award winning porn director Erika Lust make our sexual fails sexy? We also hear why a member of her crew had to hold a bed for 45 minutes, how she...
A virgin’s tale with Kelsey De Almeida
22 Sep 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Christian virgin Kelsey de Almeida on escaping the women trying to deflower him, why his parents offered to help him get laid and religious porn. We a...
From top to bottom with Josh Jones
15 Sep 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Comedian Josh Jones on foot festishes, foreskin clothes pegs and finding and owning his voice, Alix and Riyadh get to know him from top to bottom. Plu...
Diving deep with Lily Phillips
08 Sep 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Comedian Lily Phillips dives deep into stories of vulvas, underwater rope bondage and dog periods. Big thanks to Steve for sharing a tale of a workpla...
Coming live from Edinburgh!
02 Sep 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Helen Bauer talks about her dad’s porn search history, why Zoe Coombs Marr is always offered semen and the glorious return of Adam Rowe; there’s a...
Record-breaking lols with Lola Jean
26 Aug 2019
Contributed by Lukas
The holder of the world record for most volume of squirting, sex educator Lola Jean, joins Alix and Riyadh. Exploring myths, male squirting and muscle...
The Return to Edinburgh
31 Jul 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Series 4 is coming, plus we return to Edinburgh Fringe Festival! On the 18th August we’ll be recording two special episodes in Edinburgh and we want...
Sloppy seconds
26 May 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Investigating a legendary medical myth, unsolicited dick pics and an (almost) killer story, we’re mopping up Series 3. Packed with outtakes and extr...
Dom-ing with Desiree Burch
19 May 2019
Contributed by Lukas
From the tooth guy to labelling, comedian Desiree Burch shares titbits from life as virgin dominatrix, being a bisexual and the differences between se...
A cheeseboard of calamity with Come Curious
13 May 2019
Contributed by Lukas
How not to experiment with coldplay, how many batteries you should take to a swingers party in Jamaica and what to do if your bank manager calls you u...
The miseducation of Harry Clayton-Wright
05 May 2019
Contributed by Lukas
The worst/best videos teachers showed you, Harry’s Tumblr life and his dad’s unusual approach to sex education. We’re still recording the series...
Porn with Sophie Anderson
28 Apr 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Pornstar and viral sensation Sophie Anderson joins Alix and Riyadh to talk all things porn; from fear of joining the industry to becoming an LGBT icon...
A&E with Dr Alex George
21 Apr 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Love Island’s Dr Alex reveals his most bizarre sexual A&E stories, why he ‘abstained’ on the show and the perils of dating when famous. Plus...
On A Roll with Aaron Simmonds
14 Apr 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Award winning comedian and wheelchair user Aaron Simmonds talks strip Harry Potter Trivial Pursuit, phantom limbs and manscaping.Additional production...
Sex parties with Amrou Al-Kadhi
06 Apr 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Sex parties, Iraqi families and being non-binary in the gay dating scene with drag performer and filmmaker Amrou Al-Kadhi. Thanks to Victoria for shar...
The big penis problem
31 Mar 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Comedian Stephen Bailey talks about the problem with big penises, and what he learned from Paris Hilton’s sex tape. Plus a listener shares the peril...
Vaginal worship at sex camp
25 Mar 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Comedian Fran Bushe talks about squirting workshops, sex camp and the perils of vaginal eggs in her quest for better sex. Plus Alix reads one of the m...
A mile high with Munroe Bergdorf
18 Mar 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Munroe Bergdorf joins Alix and Riyadh to talk about porn preferences, awkward threesomes, joining the mile high club and trans lingerie. After last we...
Getting dirty with a naked cleaner
11 Mar 2019
Contributed by Lukas
We’ve cleaned up our act for Series 3. Ethan the naked cleaner joins Riyadh Khalaf and Alix Fox, sharing how to avoid bleach near your bits, hoarder...
Ready to go again?
04 Mar 2019
Contributed by Lukas
We’re warming up for Series 3, with loads more of your hilarious tales of sexual fail. We’re still recording the series, so if you’d like to sen...
A Bonus Boner
24 Dec 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Jack Ladd has written an erotic tale of Alix and Riyadh. Could this happen IRL? You’ll have to wait for Series 3 to find out. We’ll be back in ear...
E16S2: What’s your favourite part?
17 Dec 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Relax in the afterglow of the epic session that was Series 2. Alix and Riyadh show each other their favourite bits – featuring Jason Dorito, the hid...
E15S2: Samantha Baines talks NSFW
10 Dec 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Warning: contains explicit punograpy. The real 360 annual appraisal, Channing Tatum’s journey from stripper to fawn and what your barista is really...
E14S2: Jack Ladd enters a world of pain
03 Dec 2018
Contributed by Lukas
There’s a fine line that we obviously crossed so you didn’t have to. Erotic writer Jack Ladd discusses throuples, double penetration and sub-spaci...
E13S2: Discovering Brennan Reece
26 Nov 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Broken lipsticks, iron bedframes and eye surgery… when things aren’t what they seem. Comedian Brennan Reece reads your stories and discovers durin...
E12S2: Foreplay with Fern Brady
19 Nov 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Warming up, getting hot, the storm before the calm… just don’t call it foreplay; Alix explains why she doesn’t like the word. Plus your stories ...
E11S2: Holiday sex in Malta
12 Nov 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Cruising on a family holiday, how to self-pleasure while sharing a room and a disastrous encounter with the army; Malta’s first comedy drag queen Ch...
E10S2: Sloppy Seconds Stories With Marvin Abbey
05 Nov 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Rogue toenails, over friendly dogs and awful advice from mums all feature in our Sloppy Seconds tales this week, mopping up the best stories on previo...
E9S2: Sex Shops with Olga Koch
28 Oct 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Comedian Olga Koch joins Alix & Riyadh to talk sex shops including numerous tales from sales assistants on the frontline
E8S2: Food Stuff with Sarah Keyworth
21 Oct 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Comedian Sarah Keyworth joins Alix & Riyadh to talk about all the scoffing and boffing! When playing with food goes either completely right of co...
E7S2: The worst sex tips with Harriet Kemsley
14 Oct 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Comedian Harriet Kemsley helps Alix and Riyadh read the worst sex tips you’ve ever been given, from ginger to plastic bags…
E6S2: Perusing the penis with Adam Rowe
07 Oct 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Adam Rowe wangs on about dongs with Alix and Riyadh, reading your stories of penis pleasure and pain… From Barbies and banjos.
E5S2: Exploring vaginas with Kemah Bob
30 Sep 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Wipe down your walls and grab a towel, the vagina episode is here! Kemah Bob is IUD AF. Thanks to all the anons for sharing your stories!
E4S2: Sex tech fails with Lou Sanders
23 Sep 2018
Contributed by Lukas
From badly copied porn to mis-sent sexts, Lou Sanders reads your stories of tech crashing your sex life.
E3S2: Smells with Lauren Pattison
17 Sep 2018
Contributed by Lukas
The scents that get you horny and the stinks that turn you off. Comedian Lauren Pattison gets up close and personal with bodily smells and makes a cal...
E2S2: Sex outside the bedroom with Desiree Akhavan
10 Sep 2018
Contributed by Lukas
From saunas to cars, your tales of doing it outside the bedroom. With film director Desiree Akhavan on sex parties, sploshing and cake farts!
E1S2: Live at Edinburgh!
03 Sep 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Unexpected Fluids returns, bigger and wetter than ever live from Edinburgh! With Kiri Pritchard-Mclean, Larry Dean and your stories of an inflatable w...
E12: Weird myths with Samira Mighty
30 Jul 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Love Island's Samira on hiding mics on set, queefs and sex myths you used to believe. Much to Riyadh's disappointment Alix debunks the most far-fetche...
E11: Getting kinky with Norris & Parker
23 Jul 2018
Contributed by Lukas
From shower gel to pregnancy, comedians Norris & Parker tell your tales of kinks gone wrong. A listener caught in a hogtie prompts the biggest, we...
E10: Sloppy Seconds with Shane Jenek
16 Jul 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Shane Jenek aka Courtney Act mops up your stories, how to self-pleasure in the Big Brother house, malfunctions with tape and gender fluidity. Plus wha...
E09: Sex toys with Monty Onanuga
09 Jul 2018
Contributed by Lukas
From rope ties and yoga lies to the toys which will never get made and some very awkward train journeys, your stories gave us a buzz! With Monty Onanu...
E08: Kissing with Master Dom
02 Jul 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Who knew kissing could escalate this quickly? BDSM dominant Master Dominic on your stories of spit, snot and serious spanking. Just don't mention "tha...
E07: Stripping with Aurie Styla
25 Jun 2018
Contributed by Lukas
It’s a hard life for male strippers… comedian Aurie Styla lays bare some secrets for Alix Fox and Riyadh Khalaf. Plus your nakedly honest tales of...
E06: time for a quickie?
19 Jun 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Keeping it brief, Alix's are like a cat's cradle and Riyadh's got his pants pants on. Plus household objects NOT to try at home.
E05: Extra people with Elf Lyons
15 Jun 2018
Contributed by Lukas
People, interrupted: 3am al fresco sex and unruly remotes. Comedian Elf Lyons joins Riyadh Khalaf and Alix Fox on wanted and unwanted extras in your s...
E04: Roleplay with Sofie Hagen
04 Jun 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Sexy prime ministers and greasy burgers with the wonderfully oversharing comedian/podcaster Sofie Hagen. Big thanks to "Alicia", "Rochelle" and all th...
E03: Pubes with The Guyliner
28 May 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Join your fearless hosts Alix Fox & Riyadh Khalaf in making the pubic public. Stories so embarrassing you might want to curl up and dye. Featuring...
E02: Masturbating with Hannah Witton
21 May 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Your hilarious stories of jacking, jilling, giving yourself a low five... Thanks to "Amy", "Steve" and more for the stories and to sex vlogger Hannah ...
E01: Getting wet with The Slumflower
14 May 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Grab your umbrella, Riyadh & Alix are about to get proper wet with The Slumflower. Thanks to "Frank" and all the other brave anons for your storie...
Welcome to Unexpected Fluids
08 May 2018
Contributed by Lukas
We're commmiiinnnnggg!