UNspoiled! The Dark Tower

The Dark Tower Finale Wrap-Up

11 Sep 2018

Contributed by Lukas

First, check out our sponsor for this episode, the TRAPP Society's upcoming special project set in the world of the Dark Tower. It takes place between...

Wind Through The Keyhole- Skin Man (Part 2) & Epilogue

04 Sep 2018

Contributed by Lukas

Listeners, this is it! It's time for the very last chapter of coverage of The Dark Tower series, which will be followed up by one more episode of disc...

Wind Through The Keyhole, Part 3- Wind Through The Keyhole, Part 2

28 Aug 2018

Contributed by Lukas

Hi there you beauties! Miles and I are here with the second-to-last episode of Wind Through The Keyhole, and I'm delighted to inform you that, despite...

Wind Through The Keyhole- Part 3, Wind Through The Keyhole- Part 1

21 Aug 2018

Contributed by Lukas

I love titling these fucking episodes. What an unholy disaster. So this episode was intended to cover the entire 'Wind Through The Keyhole' section, b...

Wind Through The Keyhole, Part 2- The Skin Man (Part 1)

14 Aug 2018

Contributed by Lukas

Hey there, constant readers! Miles and I continue our journey through the final novel of the series, and I find that nothing is what I expected. I mea...

Wind Through The Keyhole (Part 1)- Starkblast

07 Aug 2018

Contributed by Lukas

Hey listeners! Miles and I are getting into the final book (at least so far) in the series, which is apparently going to contain some peripheral infor...

The Dark Tower- Epilogue & Coda

31 Jul 2018

Contributed by Lukas

Well, folks. It's finally here. Miles reads the final chapter aloud to me, on the air. If you're a patron and would rather watch the LiveStream for th...

The Dark Tower, Part 5 - Chapter3

17 Jul 2018

Contributed by Lukas

How dare you.

The Dark Tower, Part 5- Chapter 2

10 Jul 2018

Contributed by Lukas

Hey there, listeners. I'm not going to say too much here. There's nothing to be written that I didn't say during the episode. At least, nothing other ...

The Dark Tower- Part 5, Chapter 1

03 Jul 2018

Contributed by Lukas

Hi there, listeners! I'm here with the next episode of Dark Tower, and I'm going to have to be honest here; I'm getting tired. It's really a shame, be...

The Dark Tower, Part 4- Chapters 5 & 6

26 Jun 2018

Contributed by Lukas

Hello, listeners! Now, before you go and listen to this episode and then DM or email me about the BLINDINGLY obvious thing that I missed, please allow...

The Dark Tower, Part 4- Chapters 3 & 4

19 Jun 2018

Contributed by Lukas

This is one of the rarer episodes where Miles and I disagree a little more on the chapters than we usually do. While Miles is much less interested in ...

The Dark Tower, Book 7- The Dark Tower, Part IV- Chapters 1 & 2

12 Jun 2018

Contributed by Lukas

Hey everyone! You wanna hear a really compelling argument between me and Miles about whether it's worse to be hot or cold? Eh, I'm just joshin ya, we ...

The Dark Tower- Part 3, Chapters 3 & 4

05 Jun 2018

Contributed by Lukas

Guys. I'm not going to write much here. I think the episode pretty much speaks for itself. Tell me how you feel about it.

The Dark Tower, Part 3- Chapters 1 & 2

29 May 2018

Contributed by Lukas

Forgive me if I'm not super high energy this episode, but I'm just not really my usual chipper self since there was a really dramatic and unexpected d...

The Dark Tower, Part 2- Chapter 12

22 May 2018

Contributed by Lukas

Hey everyone! So despite my doubts, I am going to attempt to operate under the assumption that Eddie Dean of New York is in fact dead. In that spirit,...

The Dark Tower, Book 7- The Dark Tower, Part 2, Chapter 11

15 May 2018

Contributed by Lukas

Hey there everyone. I'm here with the next installment of The Dark Tower, and I'm going to warn you right now about my reaction to what I'm sure was s...

UNsober! Sample Episode- Being Sick

08 May 2018

Contributed by Lukas

Surprise Bonus! I'm sharing the first episode of a Patrons-Only Series to give everyone a sense of what this newest project is going to be about. This...

The Dark Tower, Book 7- The Dark Tower, Part 2- Chapters 9 & 10

08 May 2018

Contributed by Lukas

Miles and I are back with the table-setting chapters that come right before the big battle, and we get to talk to Sheemie more than we've ever gotten ...

The Dark Tower, Part 2- Chapter 8

01 May 2018

Contributed by Lukas

This week Miles and I are only talking about one chapter, but what a chapter it is! This is a long tale of Ted The Breaker (which is what I'm calling ...

The Dark Tower, Book 7- The Dark Tower- Part 2, Chapters 6 & 7

24 Apr 2018

Contributed by Lukas

Oh boy, everyone, I'm feeling really guilty about this episode. Miles and I just kind of tear into the book in this one, and the complaints and discus...

The Dark Tower, Part 2- Chapters 3, 4, & 5

19 Apr 2018

Contributed by Lukas

Alright folks. Here's the deal. Stephen King done fucked up. There, I said it. You know it. I know it. Everyone knows it. Maybe someday in the not-so-...

The Dark Tower: Part 1- Chapter 7, Part II- Chapter 1 & 2

10 Apr 2018

Contributed by Lukas

I'm not going to sugarcoat things: we shit on this book kind of a lot this episode. Look, we're not saying it's a bad book. We're not even saying that...

The Dark Tower- Chapters 4, 5, & 6

03 Apr 2018

Contributed by Lukas

Hey there you wonderful people! My apologies for being MIA for a few days, but my dear ole mum came to visit over Easter weekend and I just couldn't c...

The Dark Tower, Book 7- The Dark Tower, Chapters 1, 2, & 3

27 Mar 2018

Contributed by Lukas

I'm delighted to finally be starting the last book in the series (not counting Wind Through The Keyhole which I don't consider an official volume as m...

The Dark Tower, Book 6- Song Of Susannah, Stanza 13

13 Mar 2018

Contributed by Lukas

This is the final chapter in Song Of Susannah, and I'm really feeling a little let down by it. This whole book is about Susannah and her pregnancy and...

Song Of Susannah- Stanza 12

06 Mar 2018

Contributed by Lukas

Hey there, Patrons! I can't believe we're almost at the end of the book already, it feels like this one really flew by. I'm hoping against hope that w...

Song Of Susannah- Stanza 11

27 Feb 2018

Contributed by Lukas

I'm excited to share this one, because it's the chapter where we meet The Writer. And yes, you probably noticed that picture I chose for this episode....

Song Of Susannah- Stanza 10

20 Feb 2018

Contributed by Lukas

In which the intro may seem inexplicable, but please bear with us because we promise...it still doesn't make sense once we explain it.

Song Of Susannah- Chapter 9

13 Feb 2018

Contributed by Lukas

In which Calvin Tower seems like a whole lot more trouble than he's worth, and I'm about as done with him as Eddie is.

Song Of Susannah- Chapters 7 & 8

06 Feb 2018

Contributed by Lukas

In which Balazar's guys get the drop on Eddie and Roland, but John Cullum is here to help.

Song Of Susannah- Chapters 5 & 6

31 Jan 2018

Contributed by Lukas

In which we find out who the father of Susannah's baby is, and I am not impressed.

Song Of Susannah, Chapters 3 & 4

23 Jan 2018

Contributed by Lukas

Yay! It's Susannah! Oh. Oh NO.

Song Of Susannah- Chapters 1 & 2

16 Jan 2018

Contributed by Lukas

In which Mr. King is really beginning to try Natasha's patience here.

Wolves Of The Calla- Epilogue

02 Jan 2018

Contributed by Lukas

In which Miles live-reads the final entry to Natasha on the air.

Wolves of the Calla- Part 3, Chapter 7

26 Dec 2017

Contributed by Lukas

In which our team finally faces down the big bad Wolves.

Wolves Of The Calla- Part 3, Chapters 5 & 6

12 Dec 2017

Contributed by Lukas

In which Miles and I are delighted to see what happens to a certain smug someone who had it comin. Buy Book 6 in the series, 'Song Of Susannah', here ...

Wolves Of The Calla, Part 3- Chapters 3 & 4

23 Nov 2017

Contributed by Lukas

In which Miles and I discuss how goddamn dumb the people in the Calla must be.

Wolves Of The Calla, Part 3- Chapter 2

16 Nov 2017

Contributed by Lukas

If there's a problem with the recording, please try re-downloading! I uploaded a corrected version. My apologies for the inconvenience! In which Eddie...

Wolves Of The Calla, Part 3- Chapter 1

31 Oct 2017

Contributed by Lukas

In which it turns out that Father Callahan has some mile-wide blind spots.

Wolves Of The Calla- Part 2, Chapter 9

17 Oct 2017

Contributed by Lukas

In which we hear the final chapter of Father Callahan's fantastic tale.

Wolves Of The Calla- Part 2, Chapter 7 & 8

10 Oct 2017

Contributed by Lukas

In these chapters, Jake finds out about Mia and goes to Roland for advice.

Wolves Of The Calla- Part 2, Chapter 6

03 Oct 2017

Contributed by Lukas

In which we find out the truth about that one lone Wolf that got killed all those years ago.

Wolves Of The Calla, Part 2- Chapter 5

26 Sep 2017

Contributed by Lukas

In which Miles and I discuss the pros and cons of a naked assassin.

Wolves Of The Calla, Part 2- Chapter 4

19 Sep 2017

Contributed by Lukas

In which Father Callahan tells them about all the different versions of America he's seen.

Wolves Of The Calla, Part 2- Chapters 2 & 3

12 Sep 2017

Contributed by Lukas

In these chapters, Father Callahan gets personal and tells them all about his time in Salem's Lot.

Wolves Of The Calla, Part 2- Chapter 1

29 Aug 2017

Contributed by Lukas

In which Roland cuts a rug.

Wolves Of The Calla: Chapter 7

15 Aug 2017

Contributed by Lukas

In which the boys go Todash again, and this time Roland and Susannah tag along. And also, Susannah's got LEGS!

Wolves Of The Calla- Chapters 5 & 6

01 Aug 2017

Contributed by Lukas

In which we learn about just how brutal the Wolves are, and what happens when Roont children come home.

Wolves Of The Calla- Chapter 4

18 Jul 2017

Contributed by Lukas

In which Father Callahan gets more than he bargained for in Roland.Check out our new sponsor, Accio Box! It's a monthly Harry Potter subscription box,...

Wolves Of The Calla- Chapters 2 & 3

27 Jun 2017

Contributed by Lukas

In which Eddie and Jake return to Manhattan, and we meet Mia and the Chap.

Wolves Of The Calla, Prologue & Chapter 1

22 Jun 2017

Contributed by Lukas

In these first chapters we meet the people of the Calla and learn about a bizarre ritual that robs them of half their twin children.

Wizard And Glass, Part 4- Chapter 4

02 Jun 2017

Contributed by Lukas

In which I WAS RIGHT, MOTHAFUCKAS

Wizard And Glass, Part 4- Chapters 1, 2, & 3

17 May 2017

Contributed by Lukas

In which the weird-o-meter is off the charts.

Wizard And Glass, Part 3- Chapter 10

04 May 2017

Contributed by Lukas

In which the grapefruit tricks the gunslinger.

Wizard And Glass, Part 3- Chapter 9

26 Apr 2017

Contributed by Lukas

In which Roland & Co. finally have to prove themselves in battle.

Wizard And Glass, Part 3- Chapter 8

19 Apr 2017

Contributed by Lukas

In which I have a question that Miles can't seem to answer.

Wizard And Glass, Part 3- Chapter 7

14 Apr 2017

Contributed by Lukas

In which a couple shitty dudes get murdered and our gang gets scooped.

Wizard And Glass, Part 3- Chapter 6

07 Apr 2017

Contributed by Lukas

In which our little crew is planting some gunpowder and hoping for the best.

Wizard And Glass, Part 3- Chapter 5

01 Apr 2017

Contributed by Lukas

In this episode we get to learn about that crazy grapefruit that Rhea is obsessed with.

Wizard And Glass, Part 3- Chapter 4

23 Mar 2017

Contributed by Lukas

In this chapter, Roland is finally jostled out of his lovesick reverie by a literal blow to the jaw.

Wizard And Glass, Part 3- Chapters 2 & 3

16 Mar 2017

Contributed by Lukas

In which things FINALLY seem to be approaching the boiling point. And also, I love Coral.

Wizard And Glass, Interlude and Part 3- Chapter 1

07 Mar 2017

Contributed by Lukas

In which Roland's friends are getting antsy, and Jonas is starting to have suspicions.

Wizard And Glass, Part 2 Chapter 10

25 Feb 2017

Contributed by Lukas

In this chapter, bow chicka wow wow

Wizard And Glass, Part 2- Chapter 9

13 Feb 2017

Contributed by Lukas

In which it really seems we are getting more of the same this chapter, doesn't it?

Wizard And Glass, Part 2 Chapters 7 & 8

04 Feb 2017

Contributed by Lukas

In which I get to see a very different kind of thinny.

Wizard And Glass, Part 2- Chapters 5 & 6

31 Jan 2017

Contributed by Lukas

In which there is a mighty satisfying showdown.

Wizard And Glass, Part 2- Chapters 3 & 4

27 Jan 2017

Contributed by Lukas

In which Roland rides into town as Will Dearborn.

Wizard And Glass, Part 2- Chapters 1 & 2

23 Jan 2017

Contributed by Lukas

In which we meet the most awesome witch. She's awful.

Wizard And Glass, Chapter 5

11 Jan 2017

Contributed by Lukas

In which the gang begins to explore the desolate wasteland of Topeka.

Wizard And Glass, Chapters 3 & 4

10 Jan 2017

Contributed by Lukas

In which I discover that Topeka actually IS our Topeka, after all.

Wizard And Glass, Chapters 1 & 2

20 Dec 2016

Contributed by Lukas

In which we discover just how our gang got out of their predicament with Blaine.

The Wastelands, Chapter 6

10 Dec 2016

Contributed by Lukas

In which Blaine decides that this is going to be his last trip anywhere...and perhaps their last, as well.

The Wastelands, Chapter 5: Parts 22-28

20 Nov 2016

Contributed by Lukas

In which we meet The Tick Tock Man, and he's way more frightening than I expected.

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19 Nov 2016

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After The Election

09 Nov 2016

Contributed by Lukas

The Wastelands, Chapter 5- Parts 29-40

01 Nov 2016

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The Wastelands: Chapter 5, Parts 22-28

31 Oct 2016

Contributed by Lukas

The Wastelands: Chapter 5, Parts 14-21

28 Oct 2016

Contributed by Lukas

In which Jake gets driven through the city like a mule by a demented pirate. 

The Wastelands: Chapter 5, Parts 1-13

21 Oct 2016

Contributed by Lukas

In which we almost lose Oy, and I almost riot. 

The Wastelands, Chapter 4: Parts 13-25

16 Oct 2016

Contributed by Lukas

In which Ronald tries to continue down Superiority Lane, and Eddie tells him to sit the fuck down.

The Wastelands, Chapter 4: Parts 1-13

07 Oct 2016

Contributed by Lukas

In which we learn just how important Gunslingers were in Roland's world. 

The Wastelands: Chapter 3- Parts 23-43

23 Sep 2016

Contributed by Lukas

In which a house almost eats Jake alive. 

The Wastelands, Chapter 3- Parts 14-23

19 Sep 2016

Contributed by Lukas

In which I hate Henry even more than I already thought.

The Wastelands, Chapter 3: Parts 1-13

10 Sep 2016

Contributed by Lukas

In which Jake has left home forever and yet has no idea where he's actually going. 

The Wastelands, Chapter 2: Parts 19-23

08 Sep 2016

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In which Jake gets an A+

The Wastelands, Chapter 2- Parts 9-18

26 Aug 2016

Contributed by Lukas

In which Jake discovers the Rose in the parking lot. 

The Wastelands, Chapter 2: Parts 1-8

11 Aug 2016

Contributed by Lukas

In these chapters, we finally get to see what Jake has been up to now that he's not dead. 

The Wastelands, Chapter 1- Parts 27-32

06 Aug 2016

Contributed by Lukas

In which Eddie Dean is haunted by the ghosts of computer processors past. 

The Wastelands, Chapter 1: Parts 15-26

28 Jul 2016

Contributed by Lukas

In which some creepy little robots get a bullet to their tiny metal brains. 

The Wastelands, Chapter 1: Parts 5-18

21 Jul 2016

Contributed by Lukas

In which I saw "EWWWWWWWWWW" a lot of times. 

The Wastelands, Chapter 1: Parts 1-4

08 Jul 2016

Contributed by Lukas

In which I FUCKING KNEW IT.

The Dark Tower, Book 2: The Drawing Of The Three, Chapters 15 & 16

05 Jul 2016

Contributed by Lukas

Miles and I discuss the very final chapters of the second book in The Dark Tower series.

The Dark Tower, Book 2: The Drawing Of The Three- Chapters 13 & 14

25 Jun 2016

Contributed by Lukas

In which Roland is willing to do whatever it takes to get his Keflex and ammunition. 

The Drawing Of The Three, Chapters 11 & 12

17 Jun 2016

Contributed by Lukas

In which we meet a terrifying and terrible man. 

The Drawing Of The Three- Chapter 10- Detta On The Other Side

10 Jun 2016

Contributed by Lukas

In which Detta makes her first appearance to the boys on the other side and it isn't pretty.

The Drawing Of The Three, Chapter 9- Odetta On The Other Side

02 Jun 2016

Contributed by Lukas

In which Eddie Dean falls in love with half a person.

The Drawing Of The Three, Chapter 8- Ringing In The Changes

26 May 2016

Contributed by Lukas

In which we find out the truth of what happened to O'Detta

The Drawing Of The Three, Chapter 7- Detta & Odetta

24 May 2016

Contributed by Lukas

The Drawing Of The Three, Chapter 6- Shuffle

13 May 2016

Contributed by Lukas

In this chapter we learn about Eddie Dean's dysfunctional relationship with his brother, Henry.