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The Epstein Files Rabbit Hole Is Deeper Than You Think | Unsubscribe Podcast 254
08 Mar 2026
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Chapter 1: What is the significance of scratch-off tickets in this episode?
The comic relief of one of the catastrophes of mankind. Oh, Mr. Japanese man, yeah, we got giant f***ing bombs. About the size of a real big gator. Explain to me why Europe is not Asia. Because they're f***ing white, Nick. You didn't hit her, did you? Not hard. Okay. I've never heard that phrase, cuck Asians. Did you just say cuck Asians? No. Welcome to Unsub's new investment channel.
We're investing. We're investing. Big time investment. Honestly, I'm scared because the grand prize for mine is a private island escape. Mine too. In St. James. Please hold. Technical difficulties. Eli, camera autism happening right now. Fire him. Get rid of him. We're keeping this intro, right? I feel like that was fantastic. I'm scratching this. You're scratching it? I'm scratching it.
How do I win? Do you start with the winning numbers or do you go to the bottom numbers? Winning's first. Yeah, no, we've been in this podcast for two minutes already, Eli. Catch up. We're investing, right? I don't think I... I have a 1st Battalion, 101st Field Artillery, and I found out that the patron saint of artillerymen is Saint Barbara. You said 101st? 101st. That's who I deployed with.
Chapter 2: What led to the discussion about the death of malls?
Dude, I got pineapple and elephant. Naturally, that means... Man, what's that mean? This is riveting content. Did you watch... This is great radio. Did you just watch Papa Meat... Oh, about the mobile game gambling? No, this.
Chapter 3: How does insider trading relate to the conversation?
Scratch-offs. Oh, scratch-offs? No, I haven't seen that. He just did an episode about scratch-offs. And I haven't played scratch-offs in God knows how long. And then yesterday, for the first time in forever, I played scratch-offs. Followed by today. The only people that I know who play scratch-offs are the people who stand in front of me in line in gas stations. Yep.
No, when you have something important to do and they're just standing there being pieces of shit. I'll take number two. Those are the ones. Four. Sixteen. Like, it's a really deep decision-making process. And they're scratching them off, like, in real time, like, while they're standing there. I fucking hate it. Stop. Okay, let's see if I lost. I mean, if I won.
My dad always said there was attacks on people who were bad at math. Yeah. 30, 32. It's going to take me the rest of the podcast to see if I won. I know. I don't even know what I'm looking at right now. What's when it's the circle? Well, when the numbers match the numbers at the top, it's a good thing. What do the numbers mean? The numbers, Mason. What does pineapple mean? I want $120.
Chapter 4: How do personal experiences shape the discussion about investments?
Are you shitting me? Yeah. Fuck yeah. We're investing. You made your money back. Of course it was f***ing next. Of f***ing course it was next. I don't know how I get by. I needed this win. That's awesome. Call Hannah and divorce her. I bought exactly $120 worth of scratch-offs, so that's fucking perfect. There we go. Oh, I won nothing. I also won nothing. Hopefully that's not foreshadowing.
You know what I won? A core memory. No, no, no, no, no. It's the friends we made along the way. Exactly. Fuck you. It's $120 I made along the way. Nick, there's another one. You're the lucky guy. I swear to God if you win this one. I lied. I won $140. See? God damn, Nick. I can't help it. Somebody's got to stop this man. He's on a roll. Give him another one. Yeah, there you go.
If you win on that one, I will shit my pants live. You win AIDS? It says you will die November 8th of 2029. I don't know what that means. We can just do this the rest of the time. Let's aspire. He's so efficient at it. This has become a gambling podcast. Next we're going to play roulette. We're really good at that. Did you win again? Hold on. Hold on. Riveting. Careful, SpongeBob. Careful.
Careful. I don't think this one won anything. I'm disappointed in you. That's the club. So gamble. Skill problem. Everything you touch turns to shit. I'm not the government. Yet. At time of recording, I don't know when this is going to come out. The election is tomorrow. I think my last campaign event is this afternoon. Brandon, why is Unsub getting sanctions stacked against him?
I was the one who proposed them. This hurts us. Oh yeah, ready? Everyone got a thing to pop? On the count of three. Ready? One, two, three. Hi, everyone. Welcome to the Unsubscribed Podcast. God, it's been a minute. I'm joined today by Eli Doubletap, Fat Electrician, Zachary Fowles, Brandon Herrera, myself, Donut Operator. Thank you so much for being here.
It has been a while because we batch filmed a ton of podcasts. I think the last time we filmed anything was... It was SHOT Show, but you weren't even there for those. Yeah. It was just before. That's been a while. But hey, look, we got everyone here. Super excited for today. Yeah, it's been a while since I've been here. Yeah, dude. It's too long. Zach, good to see you, buddy.
It's one of those deleted episodes that we just never aired. Too much Epstein talk. Why is there glitter on your face? Don't worry about it. Where is it? Where is it on my face? There is a giant. Go to the bathroom. Is it from the scratch? Oh, okay. I was from the scratch. I got lottery. I have lottery on my face. I was like, I swear I missed that earlier.
Am I decent or do I need to go to the bathroom and get the stuff off my face? No, you don't look like you just left a strip club. Here, one sec. I got you. I got you, boo. There you go. You're good. It's a public servant right here. Good. Man of the people. Oh, Nick, what's been going on with you, buddy? I'm just hanging out in Iowa making, you know, World War II videos.
What was your most recent one? Thank you. Marcus McDilda, that dude that, like, trolled Japan into maybe surrendering early. Was that the one you just put out today? I put it out like two days ago. Okay. I haven't seen it yet. I usually try to keep up with your stuff because I find it very entertaining. It's performing horrifically 10 out of 10. Oh, really? Yeah. Crushing it. Doing great.
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Chapter 5: What significant events are linked to the 9/11 discussion?
He was supposed to be there on 9-11. His employees were nearly a fourth of the deaths on 9-11. Cancer Fitzgerald lost 658 of its employees. Holy shit. About like 900-ish. And they were back in business two days later. I mean, it's kind of like the, what is it, the Oklahoma City bombing. Yeah. Where, like, that was, you know, randomly on a workday, none of the FBI agents decided to show up. Right.
And Larry Silverstein was supposed to be there. But they left the kids in the basement at the daycare. That was fine. Oh, damn. I didn't know that. Yeah, Oklahoma City bombing. Yeah, there was a lot of civilian fatalities on that one. None of them were government to my understanding, or very few. I didn't know about that.
Chapter 6: How do personal stories connect to larger conspiracy theories?
Yeah, Oklahoma City bombing where it was Timothy McVeigh blew up the Murrah building. And yeah, for whatever reason, not a lot of FBI guys there in that FBI building, but they let the kids die. Damn. I had no clue about that. That's one of my conspiracy rabbit holes. I really just don't like it.
There's a lot of shit, especially in the 90s, like between Ruby Ridge, Randy Weaver, Waco, the Oklahoma City bombing. It was just a very, very rough time. Waco's really weird. Really fucked up. Waco's really weird. Uncle Ted. Uncle Ted did, yeah. But he had a podcast.
Chapter 7: What are the implications of insider trading in politics?
The only guy who's ever actually held Epstein accountable for his actions. Yeah, the people on the Epstein list accountable. Who, Massey? No, the fucking Ted Kaczynski, the Unabomber. Apparently one of his victims was on the Epstein list that was like apparently very like egregiously involved. He's like a professor at some university, I think. Yeah. And close communication with Epstein.
Turns out like Uncle Ted, like, look, not a big fan of, you know. what was the thing where they cited him for his, uh, like actually like mathematician shit. Like they were at, they were writing a college math paper and they're like, quote, Ted Kaczynski known for other work. Yeah. Oh yeah. He got cited in somebody's like college thesis. So this individual. Howard. Howard. Big nut lick.
He was supposed to be at 9-11, obviously. His floors were 101 to 105. Sarah Ferguson, at the time, Prince Andrew's wife, was also supposed to be there meeting with him. She didn't end up being there either. Her kids have school too? I don't know. No, she blamed traffic. She had an interview at NBC down the road beforehand, and she blamed New York traffic for why she didn't get there.
And this guy, so he didn't miss like 20 years.
Chapter 8: How do historical events relate to current conspiracy theories?
20 years worth of work. And Trump actually, there was two different times in February of last year where he brought it up and he said, you know, what a terrible dad you are. You know, you were supposed to be. No shit. He literally said like, what a terrible. You get motherfucked by the president for being a bad dad. And he's sitting there laughing at it. It's just like.
It's uncomfortable every time they talk about it. Under what context did he bring that up? It was when he was being initially introduced to be confirmed as the Secretary of Commerce. He brought it up. His kids were there. He's like, you better thank your kids. If anything else happened, you'd have been dead if it weren't for them. You know, it just- Oh fuck. Live and in person.
The sickest part about him though, is you can culminate all these different, okay, he's profiting off of this, or he was supposed to be here and he wasn't, but he straight up lied about Epstein and his involvement with him. He said he met him once when he moved into his house in 2005, yet he bought the home in 1998 from a line of Jeffrey Epstein. Les Wexner bought that property in 1988.
Then it was transferred into an 11 East 71st Street Trust owned by Jeffrey Epstein. Then it was moved to the Comet Trust in 96, which was owned by, I can't remember his name. Regardless, two years later, transfers to Lutnick for $10. And that is the property next door to Jeffrey Epstein. Says he only met him once, did a little tour of his house, saw a massage chair, said, this is gross.
And me and my wife, we're never gonna come here again. We're never gonna associate with business, philanthropy, anything. And yet he invested in a FinTech company with him in 2012. He went to the Island in 2012. And in fact, the sickest part, 2008 is when he got convicted. He brings his family on December 23rd, 2012 for a Christmas vacay to the P.O. Island.
And his wife, Allison, is the one who scheduled it. I do remember this now. I'm like certain details you're saying now I do. And he describes his money, right? He described, huh? The kids, didn't they get paid for something? Like, oh, we're paying the nonprofit or whatever. I don't know. The 9-11 relief fund. His wife is in charge of that. Maybe. I don't know about the kids.
The kids are now in charge of cancer at Fitzgerald. Brandon and I think Luke. Very typical white boy names. And a vacation. As a Zach, yeah. 100%. Trust me, my name's Connor. Did a fundraiser with Hillary Clinton that Epstein helped fund. He did another dinner that Epstein donated 50K toward. Another dinner. His sister, do you guys know about Taramar? I don't want to. No, I don't.
Terramar was a nonprofit foundation about creating this world where we save the ocean. And it was, thank you. And it was like Terramar. Yeah, exactly. And what it turned into was this oceanic citizenship thing where big billionaires were buying into becoming citizens of Terramar to evade international law. Brandon, why do you keep sending me money through Cash App with it saying just deck work?
Wait, is that not you doing all my yard work? On the real, I think we all do use Cash App. It's a quick way to pay friends if they owe you money. Finn! Where's my money? You told me you could beat the house. You know the saying, Finn always wins. Real talk though, I've used Cash App like this week. Yeah, I think actually that's what we use to pay our boxing instructors.
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