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Sex and relationships Q&A (Part one) with Jo Robertson

23 Aug 2024

Contributed by Lukas

In this episode of Untidy, Hannah and Matty speak to Jo Robertson, an experienced therapist, specialising in sex and relationships, addiction, betraya...

Cheap dopamine and the dark angel of dating

16 Aug 2024

Contributed by Lukas

In this episode of Untidy, ‘podcast partners’ Matty and Hannah begin to merge completely by turning up in matching jumpers. Matty is the ever-vigi...

Maggie Dent's guide: How to trust the teen process

14 Aug 2024

Contributed by Lukas

In this snippet of Untidy, Matty and Hannah talk to the 'queen of common sense' parenting educator, Maggie Dent. Maggie draws from her deep knowledge ...

Surfing the waves of adolescence with Maggie Dent

09 Aug 2024

Contributed by Lukas

In this episode of Untidy, Matty and Hannah talk to the ‘queen of common sense’ parenting educator, Maggie Dent. Maggie is a celebrated author, po...

Relatable rants, the 90’s poo, and dead bird decluttering

03 Aug 2024

Contributed by Lukas

In this episode of Untidy, Matty and Hannah kick things off with a relatable rant fuelled by a morning of cat sick surprises and premenstrual rage. Ma...

How to honour passion and parenthood with Mel Parsons

26 Jul 2024

Contributed by Lukas

In this episode of Untidy, Matty and Hannah talk to the multi-award-winning singer, songwriter and musician, Mel Parsons. Mel has released six studio ...

Seeking joy, sauna thoughts, and sad club sandwiches

19 Jul 2024

Contributed by Lukas

In this episode of Untidy, Matty and Hannah confirm they wouldn’t succeed in pursuing a career in espionage ... However, in the successful pursuit o...

Finding triumph through tragedies with Robin Marsh

12 Jul 2024

Contributed by Lukas

In this episode of Untidy, Matty and Hannah are joined by Robin Marsh, a Canadian-Kiwi and part of the Untidy listener whanau! Robin sits down in pers...

No more sloppy lasagne

05 Jul 2024

Contributed by Lukas

In this episode of Untidy, Matty and Hannah get to sit down in person with Untidy’s behind-the-scenes cat wrangler extraordinaire, Flicka Williams. ...

Preventing social media harm with Michael (Wippa) Wipfli

03 Jul 2024

Contributed by Lukas

In this episode of Untidy, Hannah and Matilda are joined by Michael (Wippa) Wipfli, the much-loved Australian radio presenter and co-host of the Fitzy...

Our Matariki and Māori language with Stacey Morrison

26 Jun 2024

Contributed by Lukas

In this episode of Untidy, Hannah and Matty have a kōrero with Stacey Morrison (Te Arawa, Ngāi Tahu). A mainstay of broadcasting in Aotearoa New Zea...

Harnessing your energy with Lisa O'Neill

14 Jun 2024

Contributed by Lukas

In this episode of Untidy, Hannah and Matty plug into the powerhouse that is, Lisa O’Neill. After an adrenal collapse at age 26, Lisa became ‘obse...

Feral fever, lasagne crimes, and the funny 1%

07 Jun 2024

Contributed by Lukas

In this episode of Untidy, Matty peels off her snot-encrusted bathrobe after a week of fever and slips into her hooded ‘pump cover’ instead. She a...

Catching the karmic 8-ball

31 May 2024

Contributed by Lukas

In this episode of Untidy, Hannah and Matty surf a wave of chaotic energy right into a live redemption story that began with Hannah’s brutal ghostin...

Intro to step-parenting and IVF with Rebecca Hyde

24 May 2024

Contributed by Lukas

In this episode of Untidy, Hannah and Matty talk to Rebecca Hyde to ‘call a spade, a spade’ about the realities of stepping into the role as a ste...

A frigate of fish fillets upon you

17 May 2024

Contributed by Lukas

In this episode of Untidy, Hannah and Matty kick things off with a light rant about the overly emotionally charged occasion that is Mother's Day and s...

The tonic for intolerances with Steph Campbell

10 May 2024

Contributed by Lukas

In this episode of Untidy, Hannah and Matty talk to Steph Campbell, the founder of Clover Ferments about her incredible story to heal her daughter’s...

Dr Ben. Dentist. London.

04 May 2024

Contributed by Lukas

In this episode of Untidy, Hannah and Matty report back on the investigation to track down ‘Dr Ben. Dentist. London,’ breaking out in nauseating s...

Snippet: Hamish Blake's teen angst floppy disk manifesto

29 Apr 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Hamish Blake laments the loss of a floppy disk containing the erudite wisdom of his parenting manifesto written at age fifteen to guide his future sel...

Communicating through chaos with Zazi Henderson

26 Apr 2024

Contributed by Lukas

In this episode of Untidy, Hannah and Matty talk to Zazi Henderson, Christchurch-based Speech and Language Therapist and Instagram guru known as @zaz...

Grubby guests, petty revenge, and THAT dirty dentist

18 Apr 2024

Contributed by Lukas

In this episode of Untidy, Hannah and Matty air their dirty laundry, and try to determine how grubby their houseguests are with the possible implicati...

Welcome to 'The Good Room' with Chris Parker

12 Apr 2024

Contributed by Lukas

In this episode of Untidy, Hannah and Matty step into ‘The Good Room’ with comedy treasure, Chris Parker, to chat about the gradual discovery of h...

Bush-bashing, shirt-cocking, and young Matty’s mind

05 Apr 2024

Contributed by Lukas

In this episode of Untidy, Hannah and Matty take a hot second on a loose tangent before  sharing a rich array of listeners’ changing room horror st...

Solving the 'juggle struggle' with Dr Ellen Joan Ford

29 Mar 2024

Contributed by Lukas

In this episode of Untidy we talk to Dr Ellen Joan Ford, the powerhouse behind the movement, #workschoolhours. In this conversation, we talk about the...

Matilda’s greatest poo story in pod history

28 Mar 2024

Contributed by Lukas

What do you get when you combine a dodgy meal, a new relationship, and a coffee in the park? Possibly one of the best poo stories of all time. Matty s...

Sneeze submissions, toilet rumours, and #concernedforkate

22 Mar 2024

Contributed by Lukas

In this episode of Untidy, Hannah and Matty dip a toe into the alleged conspiracies around Kate Middleton’s disappearance and are #concernedforKate....

Navigating new sexual landscapes with Jo Robertson

15 Mar 2024

Contributed by Lukas

In this episode of Untidy, Hannah and Matty speak to Jo Robertson – otherwise known as @sextherapistjo on Instagram. Jo is an experienced therapist,...

Stress on ice, panic stations, and scream sneezers

08 Mar 2024

Contributed by Lukas

In this episode of Untidy, Matilda confesses more horrifying prejudices. First fruit, now dogs ... what will she confess next? A secret repulsion for ...

Claiming your spark with Han Romano

01 Mar 2024

Contributed by Lukas

In this episode of Untidy, we talk to the fire cracker that is health and fitness coach, Han Romano. We discuss all things exercise, wellness, mindset...

Love behind the scenes with Art & Matilda Green

23 Feb 2024

Contributed by Lukas

In this episode of Untidy, we go behind the scenes of love with Art and Matty as they open up about their story from beginning with The Bachelor to ni...

Survive, recover, and thrive with Emma Ferris

16 Feb 2024

Contributed by Lukas

In this episode of Untidy we talk to an incredible woman that needs one heck on an introduction, Emma Ferris. Emma is a stress and resilience coach an...

Irks and quirks

09 Feb 2024

Contributed by Lukas

In the pettiest episode of Untidy to date, Hannah and Matilda air their irks, quirks, and irrational phobias. There’s airborne orange eaters, wild d...

LIFE after cancer with Kate Twigg

02 Feb 2024

Contributed by Lukas

In this episode of Untidy we speak again to the unstoppable force for good that is Kate Twigg. In our first chat with Kate, ‘F*** off Gary’, Kate ...

Confession corner catch-ups

26 Jan 2024

Contributed by Lukas

In this episode of Untidy Hannah and Matilda have a long-awaited catch-up revealing home truths about what’s been going on over summer. They enter ...

First crushes, cartoon creepers, and Leo’s light roasting

19 Jan 2024

Contributed by Lukas

In this mini episode of Untidy Hannah and Matilda reveal their embarrassing first crushes, apply hindsight to their teenaged celebrity crushes, and d...

Your monthly report card with Dr Lara Briden

12 Jan 2024

Contributed by Lukas

In this episode, we speak to Dr Lara Briden, author of ‘Period Repair Manual’ and ‘Hormone Repair Manual’. Dr Briden is a Naturopathic Doctor ...

The unlucky 2% with Jo Roca

05 Jan 2024

Contributed by Lukas

In this episode of Untidy, we talk to Jo Roca, a creative director and working mum of two, for a  raw and candid conversation about navigating the br...

The ‘Sealed Section’

29 Dec 2023

Contributed by Lukas

In this episode of Untidy Hannah goes rogue with Matty away on maternity leave. She’s riffled through the treasure trove of unreleased recordings an...

Pain hacks with Dr Josh Pate

22 Dec 2023

Contributed by Lukas

In this episode of Untidy, we talk to Dr Joshua W. Pate, a pain scientist, children’s book author, clinician and educator from Sydney, Australia. We...

Snippet: How the midwife knew the baby was close ...

21 Dec 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Find out how the midwife knew the moment Matty's baby was close ... Untidy is made for you – the people right at the heart of this steaming hot mess...

Birthday stitch-ups, a stray package, and the Code Brown

15 Dec 2023

Contributed by Lukas

In this episode of Untidy Hannah and Matty discuss December birthdays, Hannah reflects on the results of doing no dating in NO-vember, reveals that sh...

Breaking news! Matilda’s homebirth story!

12 Dec 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Breaking news! Penelope Green, our first Untidy baby has finally arrived! In this episode of Untidy, Matty introduces 4-day-old, Penelope, and gives u...

Playful psychology with Emily Hanlon

08 Dec 2023

Contributed by Lukas

In this episode of Untidy, we talk to Emily Hanlon @theplayfulpsychologist, a child & adolescent clinical psychologist who is all about rethinking...

Snippet - Hannah axes dating for NO-vember

07 Dec 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Hannah’s given up dating for DIY and decided to make it a NO-vember challenge. She’s taken an axe to her dating apps and is setting new boundaries...

Mixing rugby and motherhood with Les Elder

01 Dec 2023

Contributed by Lukas

In this episode of Untidy we talk to former Black Ferns captain and māmā of two, Les Elder. Les was part of the World Cup winning squad in 2017 and ...

Meeting the inner critic with Mike King

24 Nov 2023

Contributed by Lukas

In this episode of Untidy we talk to the iconic Kiwi entertainer, now, mental health advocate Mike King. Mike gives us a warts-and-all account of his ...

Snippet: Matilda’s Hen’s Do horror show

24 Nov 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Matilda reveals her own stripper story from her Hen’s Do, which she remembers for all the wrong reasons. Untidy is made for you – the people right...

Connected parenting Q&A with Genevieve Muir

17 Nov 2023

Contributed by Lukas

In this episode of Untidy we welcome back Obstetric Social Worker, Parent Educator and mum of four boys, Genevieve Muir to answer your questions with ...

Q&A with meditation teacher, Georgia Vavasour

10 Nov 2023

Contributed by Lukas

In this episode of Untidy, we have a question and answer session with Vedic Meditation teacher, Georgia Vavasour. Georgia answers listeners’ questio...

Snippet: Matilda's best home birth advice

08 Nov 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Matilda Green shares her best advice for a successful home birth ... even though it freaked her out! Hear how she handles it when birth starts to feel...

Toe cigars, stage noodles, and rickshaw racing

03 Nov 2023

Contributed by Lukas

In this episode of Untidy, Matty’s thrown the book at turning this breech baby on its head ... has she done it?? She talks about her home birth plan...

Prepping for a Positive Birth with Helen Bartrom

27 Oct 2023

Contributed by Lukas

In this episode of Untidy we talk to Helen Bartrom from Positive Births. Helen is a Clinical Hypnotherapist, mum of three, and host of The Positive Bi...

Snippet: Matilda’s tips for keeping cool in a meltdown

26 Oct 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Matilda Green shares her top tip for staying calm and regulating her emotions in the midst of a meltdown. And - like so many parents - honestly admits...

Snippet: Genevieve Muir reveals the life lesson in ‘losing it’

26 Oct 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Connected parenting expert Genevieve Muir shares her strategies on navigating through the times when we ‘lose it’ as a parent. In this a-ha moment...

The myth of ‘Baby Brain’ with Dr Sarah McKay

20 Oct 2023

Contributed by Lukas

In this episode of Untidy we talk to Dr Sarah McKay. Originally from Christchurch NZ, Sarah is an Oxford University-educated neuroscientist, author, s...

Dating big decks, breech babes, and white vinegar victories

13 Oct 2023

Contributed by Lukas

In this episode of Untidy, we celebrate the solution to all problems — white vinegar. Matty wonders if it could turn her breach baby before she trie...

Spring flinging, ‘hysterical’ women, and that hardware store swagger

06 Oct 2023

Contributed by Lukas

In this episode of Untidy, Hannah’s doing a deep spring clean and nothing is safe from dust bunnies to dating apps. We talk sledgehammer therapy, gy...

Surviving Domestic Violence with Zoe Marshall

29 Sep 2023

Contributed by Lukas

In this episode of Untidy we talk to Zoe Marshall, media personality, creator of ‘The Deep’ podcast, and self-described over-sharer. Our conver...

Snippet: Matilda explains "Grantgate"

28 Sep 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Matilda spills the tea on Celebrity Treasure Island. Untidy is made for you – the people right at the heart of this steaming hot mess we call parent...

Snippet: Matilda's strategy secrets revealed!

28 Sep 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Matilda spills the tea on Celebrity Treasure Island. Untidy is made for you – the people right at the heart of this steaming hot mess we call parent...

Bonus: Matilda spills the tea ... Celebrity Treasure Island uncut

28 Sep 2023

Contributed by Lukas

In this episode of Untidy, Matty takes us behind-the-scenes of Celebrity Treasure Island to what we didn’t see in the final cut. She shares her reac...

A fresh rant, needy mates, and Celebrity Treasure Island

22 Sep 2023

Contributed by Lukas

In this episode of Untidy, we kick things off with a fresh rant as Hannah nominates a worthy candidate for the dating hall of shame. We answer a liste...

Emotional diarrhoea, car crying, and cake wars

15 Sep 2023

Contributed by Lukas

In this episode of Untidy, we get a little bit emotional. We talk about why Hannah’s committing to the discomfort of awkward conversations, the bene...

Alcohol, baby loss & finding love with Hayley Holt

08 Sep 2023

Contributed by Lukas

In this episode of Untidy, we share our live chat with Hayley Holt. One of New Zealand's most well-known journalists and television hosts. Hayley’s ...

Not Like Other Dads with Sean Szeps

01 Sep 2023

Contributed by Lukas

In this episode of Untidy we talk to Sean Szeps, host of the popular podcast, ‘Come Out Wherever You Are’, and author of ‘Not Like Other Dads’...

No time for UFOs, a good release and listener questions

25 Aug 2023

Contributed by Lukas

In this episode of Untidy, it turns out there are UFOs but no one cares, Hannah rates her colonic decluttering and shares her story of a teenage girl’...

Connected parenting with Genevieve Muir

18 Aug 2023

Contributed by Lukas

In this episode of Untidy, we talk to Obstetric Social Worker, Parent Educator, and mum of four boys, Genevieve Muir. With a passion for helping paren...

Gym creeps, Matty’s calmbirth and weeping for Disney

11 Aug 2023

Contributed by Lukas

In this episode of Untidy, the girls discuss the psychological minefield that is the gym. Matty gives an update on her calmbirth plan, and the girls d...

Big ‘icks’, love languages & colonic decluttering

04 Aug 2023

Contributed by Lukas

In this episode of Untidy the girls get the virus they always wanted, discuss their big ‘icks’ and, wonder if Matilda’s intestinal anaconda was ...

Maternal mental health with Hannah Hardy-Jones

28 Jul 2023

Contributed by Lukas

In this episode of Untidy we talk to mum of two, Hannah Hardy-Jones. Hannah suffered a severe manic episode triggered by the traumatic birth of her fi...

Sex Dilemmas Q&A (Part Two) with Melody Thomas

21 Jul 2023

Contributed by Lukas

In part two of our Untidy conversation with sex podcaster and educator, Melody Thomas, we tackle more spicy listener questions. Melody is the creator ...

Sex dilemmas Q&A (Part One) with Melody Thomas

17 Jul 2023

Contributed by Lukas

In this episode of Untidy we talk to sex podcaster and educator, Melody Thomas. She is the creator and host of The Good Sex Project, a podcast about g...

How Hamish Blake ‘dads’

07 Jul 2023

Contributed by Lukas

In this episode of Untidy we talk to Hamish Blake, one half of the comedy podcasting duo, Hamish & Andy, host of the parenting podcast, ‘How Oth...

Real-talk rants and public pyjama parenting

30 Jun 2023

Contributed by Lukas

In this episode of Untidy the girls get it all off their chests with some real-talk rants about travelling with toddlers, airport overwhelm, and mansp...

Notorious pussies

23 Jun 2023

Contributed by Lukas

In this episode of Untidy it’s all fannies and cats! In this pussy-heavy instalment the girls cover a full spectrum of topics from getting recognise...

Not ‘just a mum’ with Georgia Vavasour

16 Jun 2023

Contributed by Lukas

In this episode of Untidy we talk to Vedic Meditation teacher, Georgia Vavasour. Georgia has taught both Matilda and Hannah to meditate with this anci...

A very special guest, getting outnumbered and sanity hacks

09 Jun 2023

Contributed by Lukas

In this episode of Untidy the girls interview Flicka Williams, co-founder, designer and official cat wrangler of My Big Moments and Untidy podcast....

The BIG reveal, 'Girdle Gate', and #mumsgonemild

02 Jun 2023

Contributed by Lukas

This is an Untidy bed special as Matilda and Hannah have both taken to their beds for very different reasons ... suffice it to say, it’s coming out ...

Bali debacles, kids say the darndest things, and punching the Ozone layer

26 May 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Hannah navigates deafness in a Bali debacle and records from a ... unique ... hotel to share the news. Matilda's publically shamed by her 3-year-old a...

The secrets of resilience with Dr Lucy Hone

12 May 2023

Contributed by Lukas

In this episode of Untidy, we talk to resilience researcher and leading international authority on wellbeing and resilience, Dr Lucy Hone. Beyond acad...

Turning 40, the sex hotel update, and butter chicken baths

05 May 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Matilda and Hannah start off wholesome as Hannah reflects on turning 40 before the girls descend back into the gutter. They get an update on one liste...

Big news, a swim in human soup, and the Turkish car wash

28 Apr 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Matilda and Hannah have big news about the future of the podcast, they reveal Part One of a listeners story as they gear up to accidentally visit a se...

Buster’s got a kink, shit dudes and the dating graph

21 Apr 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Matilda and Hannah hash out some big, pointy topics including; Buster’s shocking kink, dogs on dates, autumnal feels, and, Hannah’s life-cycle gra...

Easter goes viral and the comparison trap

14 Apr 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Matilda and Hannah hop on the mics to lay you an Easter Egg for your holidays. Matty’s fallen into the comparison trap while Hannah’s Easter went ...

Hot pants, handbag jocks and hurling prawns

31 Mar 2023

Contributed by Lukas

In this episode, we find out Hannah’s become a Slumlord and Matilda has a filthy chandelier. We asked for your confessions, and you delivered...  U...

The Vagina Olympics with Caitlin Day and Sophie Lax

27 Mar 2023

Contributed by Lukas

In this episode of Untidy, we talk to Pelvic Health Physiotherapists, Caitlin Day and Sophie Lax from Unity Studios about what we never knew, but shou...

Deep-tissue parenting, rant responses and facing rejection

24 Mar 2023

Contributed by Lukas

In this episode, actually talk about parenting in our parenting podcast, hand in our homework for ‘embracing the awkward’, and hear from a listene...

Pros and Cons of Contraception with Dr Lara Briden

20 Mar 2023

Contributed by Lukas

In this episode we’re speaking to Dr Lara Briden to get the health class we never got at school. Author of ‘Period Repair Manual’ and ‘Hormone...

Speed bumps, butt cheeks and the quality ‘no’

17 Mar 2023

Contributed by Lukas

In this episode, we get a little ranty about bad kisses, fast cars, and the need to deploy the quality ‘no’ much more often. We’re joined by ano...

Fearlessness and feminism with Clementine Ford

13 Mar 2023

Contributed by Lukas

In this episode of Untidy, we talk to Clementine Ford about why outspoken women seem threatening, finding her voice to speak up for feminism, and an e...

Car snacks, couple goals and tragic dating stories

10 Mar 2023

Contributed by Lukas

In this episode we arrive reliably unprepared to discuss troublesome car snacks, how Matilda and Art got crowned NZ’s best celebrity couple, and div...

Loss, love and surrogacy with Toni Street

06 Mar 2023

Contributed by Lukas

This week we talk to Toni Street. Toni is a mum of three, and a certified ray of sunshine! She’s one of New Zealand's most popular television and ra...

Poo news, bad bios and a book club

03 Mar 2023

Contributed by Lukas

In this we saunter into the latest unplanned segment: poo news, dredge the bottom of the dating pool to bring you more bad bios, and decide to start a...

Healing trauma with Matt Brown

27 Feb 2023

Contributed by Lukas

This week we talk to Matt Brown, author of the bestselling book, She is Not Your Rehab, barber, hair artist, and alongside his wife, Sarah, the co-fou...

Bad tinder bios and listener letters

24 Feb 2023

Contributed by Lukas

In this we review dating profile low-lights from Hannah’s growing collection of bad tinder bios, and respond to some incredible listener letters. We...

'F*** off Gary' with Kate Twigg

20 Feb 2023

Contributed by Lukas

This week, we chat to devoted mum, Kate Twigg, about her journey with breast cancer (that would be Gary), and more recently, Leukaemia (Gary’s uninv...

Ring-sting, rogue guests and a giveaway!

17 Feb 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Apparently, our episodes can’t be two hours long just because we like a yarn ... So, we’re dropping in a bonus to reminisce about ring-sting, peek...

Redefining intimacy with Morgan Penn

13 Feb 2023

Contributed by Lukas

This week we ask Somatic Sexologist, Morgan Penn, if putting 'tab A' into 'slot B' is the only way to have sex. (Spoiler — it's not). Morgan tells u...

This steaming hot mess with Matilda Green and Hannah Davison

13 Feb 2023

Contributed by Lukas

In this first episode of Untidy, hosts, Matilda Green and Hannah Davison answer the question, "What the hell are we doing here?" It's a love story tha...

UNTIDY TRAILER

07 Feb 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Untidy is made for you – the people right at the heart of this steaming hot mess we call parenthood. This show is all about honouring the person wit...