Up To 90

Britney, Love Island and Wedding Chat

30 Jun 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Julie and Fred are rewatching 'Pretty Woman' and suddenly seeing the signs that a pre-nup was on the way for poor Vivienne, we discuss the latest deve...

Chlamydia and other Illnesses

23 Jun 2021

Contributed by Lukas

We chat chlamydia, doctors phoning it in and the merits in a chunky Mayor chain. Julie is cold-calling famous people and damaging the brand irrevocabl...

A Fox in a Box and the Girl who Lived Twice

16 Jun 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Emma is chatting foxes in boxes and drinking espresso martinis like she doesn't have kids in the morning. Meanwhile Julie has a mad story about a litt...

Blindboy, UFOs and Mr. Winslet

08 Jun 2021

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Julie fears she has pissed Blindboy off and will have to leave the country, Kate Winslet is gushing about her hubby and Emma believes in UFOs.If you h...

Lindsay Lohan, South William St and Lads in The Nip

01 Jun 2021

Contributed by Lukas

We have unearthed a 2004 Rolling Stones interview with Lindsay Lohan by Michael 'meta-commentary' Binelli which sends shivers down the spine, Emma is ...

Shifting Coworkers in a Centre of Excellence

26 May 2021

Contributed by Lukas

We're chatting pulling a legger on jobs, Emma is looking forward to checking out Julie's new curtains and Emma has a new business model idea which inv...

First Amendments, Favourite Graveyards and NCT thrills

19 May 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Prince Harry is putting his foot in it, Emma is very much on grid and Julie is actively avoiding her when shit gets real. We chat Irish wakes with kid...

Julia Roberts Gets a Dig In, Dirt Naps and Irish Arms

12 May 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Julie Roberts is getting a dig in at Chrissy Tiegen's expense, we find out what a dirt nap is and Emma is recalling her career in the Irish branch of ...

Ben Affleck and Laura Whitmore

05 May 2021

Contributed by Lukas

In this unedited Up to 90 Ben Affleck is making us all cringe on Raya, Laura Whitmore is causing a stir on Twitter and Julie's upcoming wedding is bei...

Julie's 21st, Ian Bailey and crack comes to Dingle

22 Apr 2021

Contributed by Lukas

We're talking Julie's 21st birthday disaster, Emma is having a rare moment of self-loathing and we chat the latest turn of events for Ian Bailey, the ...

Aisling O'Loughlin, Anti-Vaxxers and the death of Nikki Grahame

14 Apr 2021

Contributed by Lukas

The masterchef final is cancelled, Emma has a vendetta against a blue-eyed blonde, Julie is living in fear of bumping into her ex and we talk Aisling ...

Not Drinking, Nadia Forde and the worst boyfriend in the world

08 Apr 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Julie is delving into the world of terrible boyfriends and Emma is waking up with carpet mouth despite her newfound sobriety.We discuss Nadia Forde's ...

Boyfriends from Hell, Italian Chippers and White Russians

07 Apr 2021

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Julie informs us all what happens when boyfriends from hell and fake scratch-cards collide, Emma's not drinking but still waking up with carpet mouth ...

Demi Lovato, Chrissy Teigen and Slug Science

31 Mar 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Julie has had such a mad day she is retelling the same story she told last week and Emma is sharing some spooky slug science with us. We delve into th...

Mary Lou Is Not a Witch and Driving Instructors are Perverts

23 Mar 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Emma and Julie are chatting emergency poos, Julie is being mistaken for a tourist everywhere she goes and Emma's dog is emotionally blackmailing her p...

Spice Bags, BB Muffins and The Rose of Tralee

03 Mar 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Emma is scared her new Chinese is a little too fast on the spice bags and is currently campaigning for an end to the Rose of Tralee. Julie is rage cle...

Bosch, Willow Smith and Veruca Salt

24 Feb 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Emma confesses to having recently watched Red Table Talk and warming to Willow Smith, while her internet story of choice revolves around a very Americ...

Poison Attempts and Florida Satanists

17 Feb 2021

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Julie discusses Satan worshipping Florida teenagers and their bid to slaughter their classmates and Emma recalls a botched poisoning attempt in primar...

When Prince Harry Met Julie

10 Feb 2021

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'We're all Sunday Bloody Sunday til you get robbed for a third time in Colombia'Julie chats her close encounter with Prince Harry and Emma is talking ...

Daddy Pigs and Butt Dials

03 Feb 2021

Contributed by Lukas

In this new Up to 90 restructuring we dive into the archives and each share two internet stories from the week that tickled our fancy.We chat butt dia...

132: Vogue Williams, Kimye and Dying on Your Hole

13 Jan 2021

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‘Bite Me on the nipple once, shame on you; bite on the nipple twice, shame on me’We talk celebrities going on holidays in the middle of a global p...

131: Norma Foley and Jess Redden

07 Jan 2021

Contributed by Lukas

‘I always deflect attention away from my problems by over-acesssorizing’ We chat rugby stars and their partners keeping up the routines, exercisi...

130: Claire Balding and Jesy Nelson

17 Dec 2020

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'I’ll tell you what Ryan Tubridy’s drug  of choice is - it’s the Kennedys’This week we’re talking Claire Balding having to leave Instagram ...

129: Debs Dates and Claps for Flaps

09 Dec 2020

Contributed by Lukas

‘You knew I was messing when I asked you to the Debs yeah?’‘Of COURSE’This week we talk our disastrous Debs stories. Emma is reminiscing about...

128: Emotional Hangovers, Leggings and School Scandals

02 Dec 2020

Contributed by Lukas

‘I think we would all agree Adam is ready’This week Julie and Emma are chatting hairdressers, school scandals, Katie Price and The Late Late Toy S...

127: Mediums, Nicole Kidman and Deliveroo

25 Nov 2020

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'I have no issue with the man but I just don't see the appeal in him as a human being'In this episode we talk Emma's career as a medium and how Julie ...

126: Shane Ritchie and ELIZABETH

18 Nov 2020

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’I once woke up to my mother blowdrying my hair as I slept’This week we are talking getting a carvery with Shane Ritchie, Alison Hammond moments, ...

125: Emma is President and Other Delusions

11 Nov 2020

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‘I don’t think black Shetlands ponies exist’‘Come on Julie it’s 2020’This week we chat the US Election for a whole 5 seconds, before Emma ...

124: Second Chances and Double Standards

04 Nov 2020

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‘It’s just like that film Kramer versus Kramer’‘Julie I think you need to update your cultural references’We chat double standards and the e...

123: Caffeine Pills and Child Stars

28 Oct 2020

Contributed by Lukas

'I’m so excited, I’m so scared’Emma and Julie are discussing Don’t Do Drugs Episodes on Saved By The Bell, the power of French teachers, Emma ...

122: Emma is Gene Hackman and Fungie is Dead

21 Oct 2020

Contributed by Lukas

‘My life has had a lot of parallels with Fungie’s life’We talk Gene Hackman’s love of a court room setting and Mark Wahlberg‘s Oscar winning...

121: Emma is Emotionally Dead and Foot & Mouth Disease

14 Oct 2020

Contributed by Lukas

‘At the moment I'm just trying to convince potential Tinder dates that Ted is just my nephew’Julie and Emma are back and talking Foot and Mouth Di...

120: 1980s Dads, DSPCA demands and Kerry Katona

01 Sep 2020

Contributed by Lukas

'This cat with feline AIDS needs a home too'Kerry K is engaged and we await the invite to the nuptials with bated breath, we talk 1980s dads and their...

119: Jim Corr, Vegan Cheese and Bette Midler

26 Aug 2020

Contributed by Lukas

‘You know when Sinéad O’Connor is telling you to get your shit together that’s when you really need to have a chat with yourself.’This week w...

118: Nipple Shields, Junior Andre and Berlin D2

19 Aug 2020

Contributed by Lukas

‘She was like don’t worry about the breastfeeding just get your Leaving done’This week Julie is getting started on at a breastfeeding class, Emm...

117: Pat Butcher, Brady’s Ham and Simon Cowell

12 Aug 2020

Contributed by Lukas

‘Sure we’ve all jumped off a wall to impress a new fella’This week we’re talking Simon Cowell breaking his back, local lockdowns and reveal Pa...

116: Broken Feet, Fans Only and James Corden

05 Aug 2020

Contributed by Lukas

‘Jimmy Fallon and Jimmy Kimmel are just two emotional wrecks with the same head’This week we’re chatting getting that mortgage via an Only Fans ...

115: Bread Heads and Very, Very Big Plans

29 Jul 2020

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‘No wonder their schoolbags are so heavy if they’re carrying rocks in them’This week we chat the Irish governments very, very big plans, why Twi...

114: Princess Beatrice, Kanye West and Being a Karen

22 Jul 2020

Contributed by Lukas

'I just find English people are very comfortable with silence''No that's just everyone but you Julie'This week we're chatting being a Karen, Princess ...

113: Mary Kay Letourneau, Jada Pinkett Smith and other people's mams

15 Jul 2020

Contributed by Lukas

'I'd say Will has been leaving business course brochures in Jayden's room for years'This week we chat about the teacher who hit the headlines in the m...

112: Kanye is running for President and the jig is up for Ghislaine Maxwell

08 Jul 2020

Contributed by Lukas

‘Biden has been told four times in the last 24 hours Kanye is running for President and has been equally surprised each time’Kanye is running for ...

111: Julie is Cancelled

01 Jul 2020

Contributed by Lukas

‘I look after my kids - yeah that’s kinda what you’re supposed to do?’We talk Julie’s recent social media cancellation following THAT Twitte...

110: The Problem with Irish Comedy

24 Jun 2020

Contributed by Lukas

‘Please leave the tampon material to me thanks’In the wake of some extremely disturbing allegations which have surfaced in the last few days this ...

109: Magic Doors, Rob Kardashian and Little Britain

18 Jun 2020

Contributed by Lukas

'I kept having to remind myself that Noah Wiley is not a real doctor'This week we discuss the problem with Little Britain, Keith Lemon, and lazy caric...

108: Prince Andrew is going to jail and JK Rowling is having a brain aneurysm

10 Jun 2020

Contributed by Lukas

‘Beatrice and Eugenie have definitely started a new family What’s App group’This week we talk about the many and varied uses of a tayto bag, we’...

107: Kylie isn’t a billionaire and Jaqueline needs to walk away

03 Jun 2020

Contributed by Lukas

‘Excruciatingly shit’Julie is off the meat following her latest sheep debacle and is on a mission to find out why all the animals in her parish ar...

106: Khloe's got a new face, Leo is topless and Dominic is blind

27 May 2020

Contributed by Lukas

'The top off was probably as curated as the placement of the Mr Taoiseach mug'This week we're chatting Dominic Cummings and driving blind; we talk abo...

105: Cats Shitting on Beds and lots of Dicking Around

20 May 2020

Contributed by Lukas

'He'd be all dicking around with no dicking around'This week we talk cats and why they love shitting on your bed, why we are mad for Woodies, Emma ima...

104: Scissor-happy Tyra Banks, Adele and THAT Twitter storm

12 May 2020

Contributed by Lukas

’I’ll say this about your kids they all have regular sized heads I’ll give them that much’In this week’s episode we talk about America’s N...

103: Britney’s Inferno, Old Man Liaisons and a Granny Smith in the Back of the Head

06 May 2020

Contributed by Lukas

‘Keep On Smoking was the 90s equivalent of Live, Laugh, Love’This week we chat Britney’s mysterious fire and her recently confirmed secret Fair ...

102: The David Platt Factor, Pushing Tin and Michael Buiblé is cancelled

29 Apr 2020

Contributed by Lukas

‘Oh my God are you having an affair with Mundy?’This week we chat the ‘How to be Human’ Manual, Emma takes us on a detailed journey through th...

101: ‘Ellen ‘Not so Kind’ Degeneres and Matthew ‘I just need to be me’ Mc Connaughey’

21 Apr 2020

Contributed by Lukas

This week Emma and Julie chat virtue signaling, celebrities singing sad songs from mansions, playing the bongo in the nip, Emma’s penchant for detai...

100: Episode 100: An Oprah Special

15 Apr 2020

Contributed by Lukas

‘You get a car! You get a car! You get a car!’The girls are 100 episodes in and celebrating with a tribute to their Queen: Oprah Winfrey.They chat...

99: Sonic The Hedgehog, Reservoir Dogs and Celebrity Bake Offs

08 Apr 2020

Contributed by Lukas

'He did genuinely ask me had I come as a prostitute'Emma's dad is cooking apple tart and her partner Shane is at the bread while Julie's partner Fred ...

98: Lindsay Lohan, Mystery Rashes and why you should always say no to the Fringe

04 Apr 2020

Contributed by Lukas

'Repress Yourself'As she releases new music this week we discuss our fellow ginge Lindsay Lohan's fall from grace, Julie talks us through her latest r...

97: Reeling In The Years

31 Mar 2020

Contributed by Lukas

‘I was clearly bet into Amy’In this episode Emma delves into her 1995 summer camp diary as we explore her true feelings for her preteeen hockey ri...

96: Winona Ryder, Shoplifting, and Kerryman builds

28 Mar 2020

Contributed by Lukas

* Note that this episode contains Tiger King spoilers!Emma and Julie go on a deep dive into Winona Ryder's 2001 shoplifting trial and chat about the a...

95: Princess Beatrice, Personal Space and Tiger Kings

26 Mar 2020

Contributed by Lukas

This week we chat weddings, bikini lines, Tiger Kings and the hazards of woodwork partners with long hair. We also touch upon the inevitability of exe...

94: It must have been cold there in my shadow

19 Mar 2020

Contributed by Lukas

Day 2 of Covid-Lockdown: Emma and Julie chat working from home, passive aggressive song requests and JULIE HAS SOME VERY GOOD NEWSIf you have enjoyed ...

93: Up to 90 | Your loved ones will die

17 Mar 2020

Contributed by Lukas

This week Julie and Emma are on lockdown. We chat COVID 19, the wrongness or rightness of baby carrots, monopoly and other references to what adults d...

92: Bad grammar, Coronavirus and Harvey Weinstein

04 Mar 2020

Contributed by Lukas

This week Julie and Emma chat love hearts, brown bread, grammar nazis, coronavirus, email sign-offs and Harvey Weinstein. We also give our hot take on...

91: Love is Blind Special

27 Feb 2020

Contributed by Lukas

This week Emma and Julie chat all things Love Is Blind in light of the Netlfix phenomenon which has taken over the streaming service over the last wee...

90: Caroline Flack

20 Feb 2020

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This week is a different type of Up to 90. We talk about the tragic passing of Caroline Flack and the scourge of internet trolling.If you have been af...

89: Sinn Féin, Coming Out and Playboy

13 Feb 2020

Contributed by Lukas

‘The shinners are in so you better stock up on your King crisps now’This week we chat being too sexy, election results, questioning your sexuality...

88: Twitter Meltdowns and Sex Ed

03 Feb 2020

Contributed by Lukas

‘Sure sorry but if David Beckham was our dad we’d all be kissing him on the mouth’This week we talk chastity, David Schwimmer, kissing your moth...

87: Brad, Jen and Britney’s Mum

22 Jan 2020

Contributed by Lukas

This week on Up to 90,  Emma and Julie chat Brad, Jen and LONGING, H from Steps being a confirmed wreck the head, Ant Mc Partlan being a bit of a pr...

86: Megxit and Porn Hub Categories

16 Jan 2020

Contributed by Lukas

This week the girls chat Megxit, porn hub categories, Love Island and picky bits.If you’ve enjoyed this podcast please don’t forget to rate or rev...

85: Penalty Points and Ricky Gervais

09 Jan 2020

Contributed by Lukas

This week we chat awards irreverence, Julie’s brushes with the law and Emma’s dream pet - squirrels.Don’t forget to subscribe to our nonsense so...

84: Flack Attacks, Shane Mc Gowan and Toyboys

18 Dec 2019

Contributed by Lukas

'Riding on that surfboard'This week we chat Daily Mail teacher scandals, assault charges and Christmas sing alongs in this Up to 90 festive special.Wh...

83: Jeremy Clarkson, TV Feuds and Fake Kidnappings

11 Dec 2019

Contributed by Lukas

'Free drink but you pay for the prostitutes’This week Emma and Julie are back in a loading bay living their best life in Julie’s NCT failing Yaris...

82: The Queen, ISIS and The Dark Web

04 Dec 2019

Contributed by Lukas

‘I’m pretty sure Hilary is a lizard’This week we chat to Gordon Rockford of Those Conspiracy Guys acclaim as we delve into the world of ISIS bri...

81: Cry Me A Fecking River

26 Nov 2019

Contributed by Lukas

This week we talk Caitlyn Jenner’s likability, Justin Timberlake’s alleged infidelity, Dennis Quaid’s romantic age gap and ask whether this is t...

80: Prince Andrew and Michaella McCollum

19 Nov 2019

Contributed by Lukas

‘I guess you could say I’m too honourable’This week we chat Randy Andy Prince Andrew and former drugs mule Michaela Mc Collum.We talk conditione...

79: Up to 90: The Rebrand

15 Nov 2019

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Up to 90: The Rebrand‘You watched BackDoor Teen Mom twice?’‘Yes but the second time I was just looking for clues.’The girls are back and chatt...

78: Live at Cork Podcast Festival

15 Oct 2019

Contributed by Lukas

This week the girls are LIVE from the Spailpín Fánach as part of Cork Podcast Festival, and are joined by 'local girl' Laura O'Mahony.The girls expl...

77: Tom ‘The Bear’ O’Mahony

10 Oct 2019

Contributed by Lukas

‘Tipperary is the Texas of Ireland’This week the girls chat to comedian, host of ‘Buckshot’ podcast, star of ‘Damo and Ivor’ and ‘Defend...

76: Kylie Minogue

01 Oct 2019

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‘Now just uncuff me and I’ll be on my way’This week on Up To 90, the girls are back in the car due to unpaid studio fees (patreon patreon patreo...

75: Sarah Ferguson - Duchess of York

24 Sep 2019

Contributed by Lukas

‘My handsome, handsome prince.’This week on Up To 90, we talk Sarah Ferguson. Never an academic and known for her love of sports and horses, the w...

74: Live from Whelan's: A Simpsons Special

17 Sep 2019

Contributed by Lukas

'You little pricktease!'This week Up To 90 goes live: as our jaded ginger duo are joined by hilarious comics Jim Elliott and Danny Ryan, with musical ...

73: Michael Barrymore

10 Sep 2019

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‘He’s talking about blow**** Julie’This week on Up To 90, we chat family entertainer turned media pariah Michael Barrymore.Michael Barrymore qui...

72: Tiger Woods

03 Sep 2019

Contributed by Lukas

‘Sure look, mad for golf and mad for the ride’This week on Up To 90, we talk the man who changed golf forever – Tiger Woods.Tiger was born Eldri...

71: Muireann O'Connell

27 Aug 2019

Contributed by Lukas

‘I quite liked Baggins’‘Do you mean Bradley Wiggins?’‘Yes. Yes I do.’This week on Up To 90, our favourite ginger duo are joined by the ini...

70: John Leslie

21 Aug 2019

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‘Let’s just stop all the fiddling around the edges’This week on Up To 90, the girls look back at 90s TV’s John Leslie and his gargantuan fall ...

69: Courtney Love

13 Aug 2019

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‘He’s a hard act to follow. I love him and always will’The queen of 90s grunge Courtney Love is the topic of this week’s Up To 90: was she des...

68: Naomi Campbell

06 Aug 2019

Contributed by Lukas

‘So basically she just kept fucking phones at people’This week on Up To 90, we talk Queen of the 90s Catwalk – Naomi Campbell.Naomi Campbell bur...

67: Fight Club

30 Jul 2019

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66: Jenny Jones

23 Jul 2019

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‘And you’re just sitting there with your Aisling copy like – ’This week on Up To 90, we talk nineties daytime talk show ‘Jenny Jones’.The ...

65: Jaycee Lee Dugard

16 Jul 2019

Contributed by Lukas

‘We all had that Geri Halliwell friend who was like ‘I think my parents are separating.’ This week we talk Jaycee Lee Dugard. In a case that s...

64: Seinfeld with Jim Elliott

10 Jul 2019

Contributed by Lukas

‘I don’t know how you men carry those around all day.’ This week on Up to 90 we head down the wormhole with the very hilarious comedian extraor...

62: Quantum Leap with Padraig Williams

25 Jun 2019

Contributed by Lukas

‘I told my sister-in-law if I didn’t try stand-up comedy to just write ‘‘failure’’ on my headstone’‘Yeah but the best man speech proba...

61: The X-Files

18 Jun 2019

Contributed by Lukas

‘I’m sorry but you start working with David Duchovny and the following year you’re pregnant-that can’t be a coincidence’This week on Up to 9...

60: Michelle Smith and Olympic Scandal

11 Jun 2019

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'A good day for Michelle at the 1992 Olympics consisted of not drowning in the pool'The year is 1996 and Atlanta Georgia is hosting the Olympic games....

59: Leo DiCaprio

04 Jun 2019

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‘Okay there are 3 things I don’t like about this and I’m going to talk about it’This week on Up To 90, we talk Hollywood heartthrob and player...

58: John F. Kennedy Jr.

28 May 2019

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57: The Nanny

21 May 2019

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‘I just shave it everyday.’ This week on Up To 90 we talk The Nanny. The show was a massive success from the years 1993 to 1999; televised in 80...

56: The Eurovision

14 May 2019

Contributed by Lukas

‘Can you believe someone working in a bank can sing’ This week on Up To 90, we take a look back at everyone’s favourite song contest – The Eu...

55: Bill Clinton and Monica Lewinsky

07 May 2019

Contributed by Lukas

‘I did not have sexual relations with that woman’ This week on Up to 90 we talk the epitome of the American dream, the man born into a single-par...

54: Friends

30 Apr 2019

Contributed by Lukas

‘Eat your f*cking burger’ This week on Up To 90 we give everyone what they want – it’s Friends baby. We talk money, Joey, Jennifer Aniston’...

53: My So-Called Life

23 Apr 2019

Contributed by Lukas

‘I’m sorry but Angela would want to f*ck right off’ This week on Up To 90, we talk Angela Chase and the seminal coming of age ‘ My So-Called ...

52: Buffy The Vampire Slayer

16 Apr 2019

Contributed by Lukas

‘There are you are 15 years of age fancying Davey Jones’ This week on Up To 90, our favourite ginger duo are joined by stylist and Buffy Superfan...