Vanity Project
Episodes
Three Colours: Blue
26 Nov 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Welcome to the blue period. Finally Vanity Project give a formal treatment to two of the most significantly Blue Films of the twenty first century: th...
Three Colours: Red
16 Oct 2025
Contributed by Lukas
We don't know if you’re RED-y for this comeback… but Vanity Project have finally green-lit the return of their THREE COLOURS series!Charles and La...
Three Colours: White
26 Feb 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Vanity Project are proud to present the first in the forthcoming trilogy of THREE COLOURS: White. In their first ever multi-episode saga Vanity Projec...
The Most Famous Laura
09 Feb 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Who is the most famous Laura? It’s not the one in Vanity Project! In our Actress Double Feature reprise all eyes are on birthday girl Laura Dern. Fo...
2025: A Chaste Odyssey
02 Feb 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Vanity Project are back! And this year they’re finally cleaning up their act! For the first time in a long time, Laura and Charles are fully clothed...
Phallic Mother with Lottie World
27 Oct 2024
Contributed by Lukas
This is Vanity Project’s most UNIQUE episode so far. Fierce contender for the coveted Third spot, Lottie World, joins the podcasters and takes them ...
Lipstick Thespian with Janet Anderson
24 Oct 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Vanity Project are Looking For A Third, and the final judge to help them is none other than Janet Anderson! For the unitiated, Janet is a star of the ...
100th Episode
19 Oct 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Now three years and 100 episodes in, Vanity Project receive a mysterious unmarked letter, sealed with a loving kiss from The Queen. What happens at 10...
Oomf with Gus McGrath and Marcus Whale
15 Oct 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Charles and Laura and joined by not one, but TWO potential candidates for their lucky third. Vanity Project has been graced by the talents that are Gu...
Barbarism with Theo Lathouras
10 Oct 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Good things come in threes, and in this week’s ménage a trois Vanity Project is joined by part-time Donatella Versace impersonator, full-time Darli...
Go Harder with Lily Golightly
03 Oct 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Charles and Laura are joined by the second judge of Looking For A Third, Lily Golightly! Many have tried to wrangle Lily Golightly behind a mic, few h...
144 Virgins with Michael Sun
29 Sep 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Vanity Project are breaking their silence on threesomes, virgins, and their third birthday (you’re invited), with none other than Michael Sun! Micha...
Sissy that Wark
13 Sep 2024
Contributed by Lukas
This week, Vanity Project went to Queer Ppt at AGNSW, so that you didn’t have to! We are instructed: one must imagine your grandmother horny...which...
Fag/Hagdom
30 Aug 2024
Contributed by Lukas
When did Charles become a fag? When did Laura become a hag? Together, Vanity Project explore a sexless, but very sexy dialectic: this time, in the for...
Porn Corner: The James Charles Fappening PATREON EXXXCLUSIVE LEAKED
16 Aug 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Laura and Charles address the last vanguard of perversion in our society in the form of a recently leaked sex tape. Pledge allegiance to the struggle:...
Ian Mapplethorpe
18 Jul 2024
Contributed by Lukas
It’s no secret Vanity Project has been taking frequent trips to the sauna, not least of all the one at Ian Thorpe Aquatic Centre in the heart of ste...
Gay Museum
05 Jun 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Vanity Project takes a trip down the golden mile, down the mineshaft, and into the trough (Proudly Presented to you by 357). Yes, Vanity Project visit...
Forget Gala
10 May 2024
Contributed by Lukas
It’s “The Met” as in “The Metropolitan Museum of Art” and not “The Met Gala,” you f****t. On the first Tuesday of May we turn our attent...
New York City: The Lost Tapes
03 May 2024
Contributed by Lukas
This week, Vanity Project recover lost tapes from one of their perfect days in New York City. Laura and Charles are in need of a fresh perspective (on...
Sydney's Tortured Poets Department
24 Apr 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Vanity Project split up! Last week a scene war was waged. One audience was divided over two venues. In a single evening more than sixteen tortured poe...
Nowhere is Safe in LA
15 Apr 2024
Contributed by Lukas
After their controversial municipal polemic Sex Sydney vs. Neuter Naarm, Vanity Project cross the pacific to form a definitive thesis about Los Angele...
Queen of Melrose *THE VANITY PROJECT INTERVIEW*
09 Apr 2024
Contributed by Lukas
"Who's Melly Meldrum?" the Queen of Melrose asked Vanity Project after the Madonna show. All rise for Queen Cosmo, LA icon, internet sen...
Live to Tell
02 Apr 2024
Contributed by Lukas
In sunny Los Angeles, Vanity Project are finally ready to relive the night they died and were reborn! In early March, VP donned their individually sto...
Four Letter Word
21 Feb 2024
Contributed by Lukas
This week we ask, what does Daily Male mean when they say “Make Oxford St Great Again”? How do you get Cancelled Twice 💋? Can you wear the Ric...
Strangers with Candy
15 Feb 2024
Contributed by Lukas
This week, Vanity Project is asking what’s in a name? We have a sweet tooth, and we’re double dipping in Hard Candy (2005, 2008). In the countdown...
Luck Boner
07 Feb 2024
Contributed by Lukas
We are Vanity Project, whom no man will ever possess! We would be only too happy to become world dictators if only to fulfill our mission: the destruc...
Adult Baby *TEASER*
16 Jan 2024
Contributed by Lukas
In this Patreon exclusive Vanity Project use Poor Things (2023) to finally talk about the big topics. Sure, Lanthimos’ new film might be about a Fra...
Beare Park Fashion Show
07 Jan 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Vanity Project is back. And this time they are on the loose! The team at Beare Park gave the girls special media access to cover the first ever fashio...
Butch Please with Sydney Jarrett
01 Dec 2023
Contributed by Lukas
It’s no secret Vanity Project are obsessed with Sydney and this week, they are fortunate enough to sit down with legendary performance artist Sydney...
Vomity Project
15 Nov 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Vanity Project’s new treatise is as follows: if you are thinking about giving a standing ovation, vomit. If you are a little too drunk, vomit. Do yo...
What Turns You On *TEASER*
06 Nov 2023
Contributed by Lukas
"What turns you on?" Laura asks Charles. "Oh my god...so much!" There is a spectre haunting the consciousness of gay people and th...
Binocheathon with Indigo Bailey
31 Oct 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Laura and Charles sit down with new friend, writer, and illustrator, Indigo Bailey (recently published in Kill Your Darlings, Island Magazine, and edi...
Bye Bottoms *TEASER*
19 Oct 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Vanity Project is moving to fortnightly paywalled content. Pledge allegiance to the struggle: https://www.patreon.com/vanity_project International...
Endless Fashion with Angel Robertson
05 Oct 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Between us down there Vanity Project is joined by a real-life Angel. This is the Spring Summer 24 crescendo, and we’re finishing with one night in P...
Dressing for Pleasure with Carmencita *TEASER*
27 Sep 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Vanity Project is moving to fortnightly paywalled content. Pledge allegiance to the struggle: https://www.patreon.com/vanity_project The girls are ba...
Cocks with Plumage
21 Sep 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Australia's very own Tr*nny and Susannah are back behind the mic reporting on the inner-beauty pageant that is London Fashion Week. They discuss t...
On Earth We're Briefly Vanity Project
13 Sep 2023
Contributed by Lukas
To paraphrase Collina Strada, “Everything sucks. We’re all doomed. The world’s on fire, but we’re doing another episode about fashion shows be...
Neuter Naarm vs. Sex Sydney
04 Sep 2023
Contributed by Lukas
After a few too many trips to Melbourne, Laura and Charles ask one another "Are you having fun down there?" The girls inflame the age-old ri...
Toothache with Francis Carmody for un Extended
28 Aug 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Charles and Laura sit down with Gertrude Studio artist and man who wears many hats, Francis Carmody, in a new commission for un Extended. They dive d...
Your Royal Hardness
23 Aug 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Is there anything sexy about an Amazon Prime made-for-streaming adaptation of a Young Adult novel? And what if it was an independent Arthouse film abo...
Thrust it with Belle Beasley
12 Aug 2023
Contributed by Lukas
This week, the girls have invited the gorgeous dancer and writer Belle Beasley to chat about the infamous, and now arguably well-loved Showgirls (1995...
In Bed with Vanity Project
02 Aug 2023
Contributed by Lukas
For this tell-all interview, Laura and Charles join the one and only Joan Rivers under the covers for one last episode of her online mini-series '...
Doll Parts
25 Jul 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Tentatively, Laura asks Charles, “…did you… like dolls?” It’s another transexually charged podcast. We have returned from the only city to c...
Mother-Fucking Isabelle Huppert
13 Jul 2023
Contributed by Lukas
In the grand tradition of actress studies and diva-worship, the girls are back with another very special Double Feature Pod. This time, they are talki...
Transgender Life
05 Jul 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Charles and Laura are back in the closet [recording studio] to talk about transgender ideation [crossdressing fantasy]. We giggle nervously while we s...
Salaryman
28 Jun 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Finally, it’s just us girls, and Charles, just off the plane from Tokyo, is bursting with secrets. One listener asks “Charles, can I ask you a per...
Spiky Head vs Soft Centre with Drew Connor Holland
21 Jun 2023
Contributed by Lukas
While Charles enjoys a writer’s strike of sorts on holiday in Tokyo, Laura sits down with Drew in the studio to talk everything art and AI. Laura an...
Terrible Twos Birthday Party: The Come Down
12 Jun 2023
Contributed by Lukas
The girls are back on the mic after their triumphant second birthday party on June 7th! For those of you that have been living under a rock, Vanity Pr...
Oi Catch with Miski
06 Jun 2023
Contributed by Lukas
This week, for the fifth and final VPT2 interview, the girls are joined by the one and only Miski! Vanity Project: Terrible Twos is just one sleep awa...
Naff with Elisabeth Sulich
30 May 2023
Contributed by Lukas
This week the girls sit down with artist, poet, and proud horse girl Elisabeth Sulich for the fourth installment of VPT2 interviews in the lead-up to ...
And… yeah! with Kate McGuinness
24 May 2023
Contributed by Lukas
We are graced with HRH, the People’s Princess, proprietor of Sugondèse Film Festival, and proud owner of Triple F tits, Kate McGuinness. In the thi...
A Cigarette of One’s Own with Billie Posters
16 May 2023
Contributed by Lukas
This week, for another very special VPT2 interview, the girls are joined by the fabulous Joel AKA Billie Posters AKA Berlin Joel. Ceramicist, filmmake...
RAW with Jessica Rose Pearson
10 May 2023
Contributed by Lukas
This week, the ladies are joined by national treasure and school captain, Jessica Rose Pearson. This is the first of many special interviews to come, ...
Infinity Poo *TEASER*
05 May 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Vanity Project were in attendance at the avant-premiere screening of Branden Cronenberg's new film. It's...like a cumshot! For more paywalled ...
Catsuit
03 May 2023
Contributed by Lukas
On the first Tuesday of May (adjusted for time zones) we made ourselves breakfast and buckled into the live Vogue coverage of the MET Gala. Listen as ...
Beau is Afraid Explained *TEASER*
27 Apr 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Special paywalled, untucked, mouth-full, fresh-out-the-cinema hot takes about the new Ari Aster testicle movie. For the full episode and more paywalle...
50th Episode Hotline
26 Apr 2023
Contributed by Lukas
For this very special 50th episode of Vanity Project, the girls are taking your calls! Watch the gay men go quiet when dialing 1800-Vanity-Project. Th...
Just Come! with Lev Kaya and Carmencita
18 Apr 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Laura and Charles are joined by their dearest friends, Levent and Carmen, to speak about some upcoming special events! Vanity Project cordially invite...
Did you know that there's a tunnel under Sydney Harbour
28 Mar 2023
Contributed by Lukas
This week, the girls are listening to Lana Del Rey's ninth studio album while sipping root beer by the taco truck. Laura and Charles have develope...
Organic Honking
28 Feb 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Happy Fucking Mardi Gras! This festive season we are giving you a scene report from the most fabulous, or as we say, fagulous, holiday celebrations an...
Somewhat Girls
24 Jan 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Let’s hear it for the boys! This week, Charles and Laura give YOU a blow-by-blow of FW23 menswear. This is what makes us boys: in a world where war ...
I Kinda Like The Smell
11 Jan 2023
Contributed by Lukas
What’s that smell? After another hiatus, Charles and Laura are back. If you ever wondered what Vanity Project smells like, now’s the time to tune ...
Finally, Enough!
05 Oct 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Charles and Laura are back for Paris Fashion Week, and Laura’s trying to scream over the cacophony Girl Pusher’s harsh noise. We’ll continue to ...
Full of Hot Air
26 Sep 2022
Contributed by Lukas
We're back! After a long hiatus, Laura and Charles have returned to talk all things inflation! As the wise economist Timothée Chalamet once said, "It...
Sexy vs. Intelligent
13 Jul 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Join Laura and Charles in their state of undress as they straddle the axis of sexy and smart. After successfully finding the ugliest dress on earth (s...
Good Nicole, Bad Nicole
06 Jul 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Back in Paris, just in the nic (sic) of time for the Balenciaga show, Charles and Laura shine a spotlight on the preeminent actress who could be Austr...
Hole Phase (after Freud) with Lev Kaya
29 Jun 2022
Contributed by Lukas
In Berlin your favourite threesome continues their hole exploration in the good company of bestie of the pod Lev Kaya! This time, situated in the arse...
Happy Birthday Vanity Project
22 Jun 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Today on Wednesday 22nd of June, 2022, our lovechild Vanity Project turned one! Charles and Laura do their greatest hits to celebrate and look back on...
Not From Behind
19 Jun 2022
Contributed by Lukas
On this week's episode of Vanity Project, Laura and Charles visit one of Berlin's most notorious sex-clubs so that you don't have to! Our names is bot...
Meth Gala
04 May 2022
Contributed by Lukas
It’s that’s time of the year again! But this time, Charles and Laura are doing things differently. Join us on the Met steps as we desperately prov...
Sex Drive with Lev Kaya
27 Mar 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Charles and Laura are joined by bestie of the pod Lev to ram, head on, into Crash (1996) and Crash (2022). In a cataclysmic collison between a lavende...
Hashtag This is a Crisis
11 Mar 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Charles and Laura, clad in micro-minis (rumoured to be the very same one Nicole Kidman wore) and branded satin ballet slippers, painstakingly examine ...
Nothing Tastes as Good as Girlblogging Feels
03 Mar 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Tuck yourself in for an hour of rest and relaxation, as Laura and Charles recount their experiences finally reading a novel. They talk everything girl...
Keep It Scary, Stupid with Carmencita
22 Dec 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Charles and Laura are joined by esteemed bestie and former Framework editor Carmencita, and catch Sydney’s last screening of Dasha Nekrasova’s deb...
World's Saddest Blowjob
07 Dec 2021
Contributed by Lukas
It's another double feature baby! Charles and Laura ceremoniously - and competitively - venerate Chloë Sevigny and say "hey" to Laura’s Theory of t...
Hoof Restoration Very Satisfying
01 Dec 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Charles and Laura gently probe with manicured fingers at Laura’s new [read: raw, unedited] autofiction, titled “Horseshoe Theory, or HOOF RESTORAT...
u took my sadness out of context at the drag industrial complex with Drew Connor Holland
24 Nov 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Laura and Charles are joined by versatile submerging artist, Drew Connor Holland as they play boy-girl-boy-girl and talk all things female-to-male cro...
Lara Croft Womb Raider with Lev Kaya
09 Nov 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Charles and Laura are joined by special recurring guest star of the pod, Lev Kaya, to chat all things Lara Croft: Tomb Raider. Fourth wheel with your ...
Ladies and Gentlemen, SEX
02 Nov 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Get in bed with Laura and Charles as they read Charles' text I'll Teach You How to-. A tale of epic body proportions and ratty blonde hair exten...
Do What You Want with My C*** Up
19 Oct 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Join Charles and Laura as they immerse themselves in states, sexy, Laura’s new experimental writing piece. We air some dirty, c*nted-up, behind the ...
Go Girl Give Us Extinction
08 Oct 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Charles and Laura are joined by Brother of The Pod, Samuel, to talk Spring Summer 2022. Samuel fills a gaping hole in our knowledge about The Simpsons...
Pod de Deux
24 Sep 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Join Charles and Laura at la barre as their sadomasochistic compulsion to DANCE brings them closer to the brink of Climax than ever before! Something ...
Looking America Right in the Eye
15 Sep 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Join foreign correspondents, Laura and Charles, as they try to locate America on Dan Levy’s Met map. They discuss the ins and outs of American fashi...
Go Piss Girl
31 Aug 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Charles and Laura relieve themselves with a warm glass of natural champagne while dissecting piss counter-culture and semiotics so that you don’t ha...
The Best Moan of 1990-Whatever
13 Aug 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Charles and Laura go down on a Body Of Evidence Madonna double feature to celebrate their favourite sexagenarian’s birthday week so that you don’t...
Ask Not What Sissification Can Do For You with Lev Kaya
31 Jul 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Charles & Laura invite favourite female, Lev, to read Females by Andrea Long-Chu, so that you don't have to! Forced sissification is kind of foxy-...