Chapter 1: What has Kurtis been listening to and watching lately?
what's up guys welcome back to the podcast guys this is this is actually crazy um we're we're freaking back dude we're back in the studio man let's get some freaking sounds going bro i miss my i miss my soundboard dude It's been a while, man. And I'm just so excited to just to friggin press all of these, man. This is so. Oh, God. Life is not a waste of time and time is not a waste of life.
So let's stop wasting time, get wasted and have the time of our lives. Yeah, yeah, Pitbull.
Chapter 2: How does Kurtis feel about Harry Styles' new album?
Dude, this is awesome. Is this the best podcast in the world or what? Yeah, dude. We're making it stinky, dude.
Chapter 3: What are Kurtis's thoughts on the movie Marty Supreme?
Okay, dude, I could do this for an hour. Okay, guys, thank you so much for tuning in. I just had to get that out of my system. You know, if you haven't, like, It's like when you haven't, like, gone out to drink in a while, and you're like, oh, I'm going to get so drunk.
Chapter 4: What does Dr. Witnesser say in response to Kurtis's video?
I'm going to have a thousand beers. And then you just have so many, always so many beers. But, yeah, guys, we're back in the studio. It feels good. And it's been a busy, weird couple of months, man. Yeah. I'm in this weird... I've been feeling weird, man. I'm going to be honest with you guys. I've been feeling weird. And I think that's fine. Wintertime is just so strange. And...
You ever also like, you ever get like, I feel like there's something about a new year where you're like, okay, this is going to be a complete, I'm going to be a new guy now. I'm a new guy now, actually. Hey, I'm a new guy, completely new guy you've never seen before.
Chapter 5: What announcements does Kurtis have for his audience?
So I walk backwards and I actually... I don't eat food anymore. I, I look at it until it's gone.
Chapter 6: What does Kurtis think about the new McDonald's Arch Burger?
You know, I just like, I just want to, I'm, you know, you just want to move different.
Chapter 7: How does Kurtis react to the McDonald's CEO tasting the new burger?
Um, and I think, um, this year, like me and Jenna, we're, we're just like, we gotta, we've, we've gotten to the point where it's like, we have to, I think we have to get rid of everything we own. You ever get, you ever feel that? I feel that way. I just have so much crap, so much stuff, you know, and it just accumulates over 30 years, 32 almost in a few months, 32 years of life.
And you accumulate a lot of things over 32 years, man. And, you know, I think I'm just at that point where I'm like, it's just overwhelming. I need to get rid of stuff, you know. The spring cleaning, as they say, when your springs are dirty. That's what I do. My couch, I clean the springs.
Chapter 8: What are Kurtis's final thoughts and future plans for the podcast?
I rip it open every winter and I clean the springs and that's spring cleaning. You know, it's going to be rusty getting back. It's going to be a little rusty. And that's fine. But yeah, also like I'm getting my haircut soon. And a part of me is like, should I just fucking shave my head off? You ever get the urge to do that?
You ever wake up and you go, ah, I think I might... I think it's time to drastically change who I am. It's... I've had, like... It's weird because, like... This is such a weird topic to talk about, but... I've had this same haircut for, like, six years now. Um... And like during COVID, I got like, I was like, okay, I'm going to get a mullet because I saw a crystal method on RuPaul's drag race.
And I was like, that actually looks really cool. I'm going to do that. So I got a mullet and then. Now, I feel like anytime there's anyone with a mullet and a mustache online, someone tags me in it, right? And they go, thought this was Curtis. And that's fun. You know, I get it. But also, every time I see that, I'm like, huh, maybe I should just shave. Maybe I should just get a mohawk.
Maybe I should just get a fade. A low burst, a low taper fade, you know? A low burst fade, something like that. Reverse mohawk? Just the hair and then just a, you know? But then it's like, okay, but at the same time, now that's like the mustache is like attached to how people see me and associate me. So it's like part of my fucking brand now. So now I feel weird if I cut it.
But the other side of that, I really like how I look with the mullet. So it's just this constant battle where it's like, okay, so... I like how I look, but also I want to be my own person away from who I am on the internet. So it's an interesting thing that I've been dealing with, but you know what? I feel like I'm just going to keep it until I go bald.
I'm just going to keep my mullet until I naturally go bald, okay? And then I'll just be fucking bald. I'll be a bald guy. Or I could be a Phil Collins. I'll do that. I'm going to do the Phil Collins, Stephen Wright shit where they just hold on. They just keep it long but bald on the top. That might be the move. I think my little form of protest, I've been growing my little chin hairs out.
And I don't know. I'm kind of fucking with it, you know? And I'm just going to let that grow. It's like every two weeks, I'm like, okay, I'm going to grow this. And then I'll get to a point where I'm like, this looks really cool. And then I'll shave it because I'm like, I kind of hate it now. That's life, bro. That is life, man. Hair grows and sometimes it doesn't.
So I do wish I could grow a full beard. I actually would look fucking sick with a beard. But it doesn't really connect, you know? I got to start doing those rollers. I'll roll up. Whenever you need me, whenever you call me. That's actually such a good Wiz Khalifa song. That might be the best Wiz Khalifa song.
That might be a controversial take, hot take here, but why was that a fucking Trump impression? That sounded like a Trump impression. Ew. Controversial take. Many are saying this. Roll Up is better than Black and Yellow. There was always that one kid in high school, man, that just had the full fucking gas station bedazzled Wiz Khalifa tee. You know? There was a kid in my French class.
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