BONUS: Interrupted Baths & A Workplace Dilemma
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What hilarious moment opens the episode?
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Amber, Emma and I just came on the pod record and we both just started laughing hysterically because I looked so... I came on screen and I hadn't looked in the mirror and I was like, oh Jesus, sorry Emma. Like, what did you look like? I had to apologise to her. I went and brushed my eyebrows. I put on a top. I know I have sunglasses on, but I looked so bad. We just sat there laughing. What did you have to put on a top? Oh, did you see her boobs?
What chaotic incident happens during Vogue's bath?
Her pecs? Christmas, Christmas BJs. And I just looked like I'd been dragged through a ditch. Ambie, check your phone. Okay, but I looked. Oh my God, I know I have it here. Desperate. Sorry about that, Emma. Frightened myself. Puberty. I didn't notice until I looked in the camera.
Oh my God. Are you sick? I called Vogue because she's ignoring me because she's moving. So basically I called her and she was in the bath. But little Ottie caught her in the bath.
I was just, honestly, I've been moving house all day long. It's not going to be my identity for the week, I've decided, but it will be partly. But I was like, I'm going to go have a bath now because I haven't stopped since 6.15 this morning when Otto decided to get up out of bed. And I went in the bath. Within two minutes, he brought his basket of rocks, sticks and old, disgusting bird feathers into the bathroom. Slipped. Spilled them everywhere. Started bawling his eyes out. I had to get out of the bath to pick up the fucking feathers. And then he insisted on getting in the bath with me and then told me it was too hot.
Now, I would have said no. Sorry. You see that bin? That's for you. That's where you live now.
So, yeah. What a day today. Amber! Only a bit of tin. Not that much tin. You were very good at Dancing with the Stars last night. And Gigi insisted on staying up, then decided she was going to bed on like the sixth person. I knew you were eighth. And then when she heard me say it, she just bolted straight back into the room to watch you. And they were like, we were all so excited. Sveni was glued to it because we're watching on a laptop here. And we were all very proud of you. You looked stunning. Glad you don't look like that all the time. I don't want to be the ugly sister.
Shut up! I did my first transition video with it on TikTok yesterday. I had to get girls, two of the girls, this girl Anna and one of the girls Kylie with the dancers and then Alex as well to help me because I don't have a clue how to do TikTok. I need a crash course on TikTok. Just give me 20 minutes and teach me all the little nuts and bolts of it. It's more than 20 minutes. I just send all my stuff to Barley because I don't know how to do it. That's all I'd need. So last night, yeah, I was a bit more comfortable and I've just like, I just ignored the audience. Everyone's like, oh, imagine like they're all naked. No, I'm just ignoring. We've been lucky with our lighting. It's dark lighting so I can ignore everyone.
But just before we were going on, I could hear, I was like, oh Jesus, oh Jesus, oh Jesus, we need to get out there. But we decided because we were sitting on a couch before we started. So she was like, I think we should just chat before we get into the dance. And then when they say we're in Amber and Alex doing the tango, then we just get into our position. So I was like, okay, let's level up even more. Let's pretend we're in the George. The George is an iconic gay club in... Great, great, Jesus Christ. And I was like, let's pretend we're in the George. Let's pretend we're about to go get a drink. I'm going to ask you what you want to drink, what shot you want. But before I go to the bar, I'm going to have a bop before I get to the bar.
And I did that in the dress rehearsal. They were like, yeah, no, you can't say shots. So I had to say just a drink. I can't say shots, why? Shot, shot, shot, shot. Irresponsible drinking. So that worked for me. That's all you do is irresponsible drinking. I drink to get drunk. What the fuck? Is that not what you're supposed to do? So do I. No, so like that approach worked for me, like because I was talking to my friend Laura Wall and she used to be a dancer, like you've heard, a bit of a street dancer, but she did a few stage performances.
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Chapters
8 chapters
1
What hilarious moment opens the episode?
0:02–0:36
2
What chaotic incident happens during Vogue's bath?
0:36–5:21
3
How did Amber perform on Dancing with the Stars?
5:21–5:40
4
What are the highlights of Amber's dance experience?
5:40–9:53
5
What workplace dilemma is discussed in the episode?
9:53–10:17
6
How does the team address the listener's workplace issue?
10:17–13:07
7
What insights are shared about personal relationships?
13:07–21:23
8
What final thoughts do Vogue and Amber leave with the audience?
21:23–21:43