Chapter 1: What humorous moments occurred during the DWTS viewing?
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Hello and welcome to the bonus episode of Amber and Vijay, or Vijay and Amber, featuring Imagina. Amber, Alza and I couldn't stop laughing at you behind your back today. My hair? When I came down the stairs? So when I say Amber looked stunning last night, she was a ten...
Out of 10 Honestly I was like I did see it I looked at myself I did look at myself Before I went to 10 stairs And they'd obviously Back home She dragged herself Down stairs This morning And I Have never seen Such a fall from grace She looked like The Grinch Dragging herself Through the kitchen Desperate It was Okay I did look You didn't see The back of your hair I tried to get A sneaky picture But I wasn't sure How the mood Was going to be
My mood was fine, but it was also probably the eye makeup because I couldn't get all the eye makeup off. So I looked like I'm definitely dragged through a head.
That's because you're a sicko who still uses face wipes. You need to get a cleansing oil. What's wrong with you? I did use that this morning. It still didn't come off. The cleansing oil in my bathroom.
There's Clinique stuff. Clinique. Oh, Clinique. Oh, wow.
Turtle. Turtle. Turtle. Turtle. Oh, what a hoot. What a bloody hoot today. I saw her. Oh, guys, I saw Ambrose. snacks in the back of the car thank you wow there is this sack of shit just like giant whole nut bars and everything I'm like where no that's a sweet treat there's healthy bars there's protein bars there's nuts and chocolate bars
Protein bars are not healthy. Oh, whatever. They were on special. I just thought they were healthy. They were in the healthy section. Then there's like, there's sweet treats. I have some. And then there's loads of energy drinks. And then there's some porridge.
I need a Lucozade. Mmm, delicious. And I know I was so thirsty. I never have Lucozade. Only when I'm sick. I forget how much I love the orange one. You know, when you're, if you're sick or hungover, you're like, that'll help me out now. A little orange Lucozade.
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Chapter 2: How can you handle disagreements with family members?
It's a fucking, it's a never-ending treat bag. It's like, you know, you're one Mary Poppins. You never know what you're going to get when you put your hand in that bag.
When I saw it, I was like, Jesus Christ, where is she off to? This is the kind of stuff that you take into one of those tunnels. You know, those people build themselves in case the world ends. I was like, she's going to be all right. I'll stick with her.
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I tell you what, it's very handy. What do I need? Oh, I need this. I need that. It's very handy if you don't want to put anything else in the boot, by the way.
Well, I have to rearrange the boot for the third time. But anyway, we won't go there. So the little debrief on dancing. Let's do debrief on dancing. The dancing debrief is that... I was thrilled you all came to support me. You looked like you had a ball. It was great to have you there. We did a lot of complaining on the way.
A lot of complaining. We were saying to ourselves, it's going to be, I hope, I just hope it's a nice temperature in there. And then we were saying, we're going to be really bored. I think we're going to be stuck sitting there for hours waiting. And you know what? We all had a lovely time. And so on the way back, we said, weren't we a pack of moaners? Because what did we do?
We went to the temperature. It was perfect. No complaints. Lovely temperature. And we had a great time.
But isn't everyone so nice?
Yeah, everyone's so nice. I actually like that Judge Brian, even though he's the nasty one. He has some good comments. Karen, she's gas. Karen, she is absolutely hilarious. I love her so much. And Arthur's funny.
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Chapter 3: What unexpected situations can arise during moving?
Oops, I forgot.
Yeah, he's from Northern Ireland. That's, yeah. I never made a penny. Anything I earned, I'd spend when I went away, just on clothes. to the destination. So I kind of use it as a way to like travel the world. And I remember we were coming back from Hong Kong and I was really pregnant at the time. And like I had wet my shoes when we were there.
I said this to him. You told this story where you were a stinky witch and you took your smelly shoes off on the plane. I said, is that you the fella she traveled with that she took her fucking shoes off on the plane? That's
That's the first thing I said to him. So my shoes had got wet when we were away. And then so they reeked, but they were the only runners I had. And I was on a flight from Hong Kong. It was something like a nine-hour flight. And I was like, I'm not leaving my runners on. Well, go into the toilet and wash your fucking hooves or something.
Chapter 4: How do you deal with road rage incidents?
Jim on one side and the other camera guy, the same guy on the other side. And they were like, oh, broke. I was like, guys, I can't sit on the side. I'll put the shoes under the seat. I'm not sitting here with my shoes on for nothing.
Man, I smell my fucking dancing shoes today and they smell like McDonald's.
His last memory of me is just having stinky ass feet.
I would have put them in a plastic bag and I would have gone and washed my feet in the toilet, you little stinker.
Sorry, have you been in the toilet of an aeroplane? Have you? Yeah. I was down the back where there was no where to wash the feet.
Where they put the trash. yeah do you know how big my feet are as well they wouldn't fit in that sink so there was little I could do and I was pregnant imagine Bo coming out of the toilet with blue fucking feet because you'd put them in the tub there lads they're disinfected and all
You did very well. I thought that there were lots of good dancers on the show. The hair and makeup do a fantastic job. The outfits looked great. Jennifer and Laura looked amazing. Laura Fox is fucking right. I thought she looked like, I know they're both rides, but like, I just didn't know. I knew Jennifer was a ride from before, but like, I don't know.
I've done interviews at Laura and I actually specifically asked for her because she's always so sane and I get on so well with her, but like, she's such a ride in real life. I just kept, you know, when you're just like kind of taking it back.
But what elevates her ridiness is the fact that she is so fucking nice. Yeah, she's always smiling. But she's great crack as well. She's got a great sense of humor. What age is she? I don't know. She's about to get married, so she's probably maybe late 20s, early 30s. She's not late 20s, is she? Lucky bitch. Let's have a look here. Let's see here. 35?
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Chapter 5: What should you do when you find out your dad has controversial views?
Secondly, Amber, you're smashing it with the dancing and I'm loving following your progress. Thank you. It really is a journey for me. I felt there was a bit of regression this week, but listen, we move. But thirdly, I need some advice. It's my dad. Well, rub our face in it. Why don't you? We don't. Did you get the video I sent you earlier, Vogue?
She sent me a video of a gift card that says, for dad. We can't get that.
Okay, go on. Let's help this person out. Okay, so it's my dad. My dad has always been a fabulous, independent, lovable rogue of a man. Well, our dad was kind of like that as well. Always been a bit out there, always been a bit weird, but we love him. Yeah, our dad loved to eat sheep's hearts. And he would have, with every scoop of his dinner, he would have a slice of butter.
But we love him and his quirks. Except of late, he started spouting some opinions and views that I couldn't agree with less. Oh, shite. Opinion supporting the orange man in America, that sort of thing. We won't go into it because we don't want to get too political, but you know what I'm on about. I truly think it's an algorithm thing. He's on his iPhone a lot.
And when I've peered over his shoulder before, it's all the same shite. My question is, what the hell do I do? We've had a few arguments over things in recent months, but there's just no telling him. It's like talking to a brick wall and it's infuriating.
I've spoken to a few friends and some of them are having similar situations with their parents where you love them with your whole heart, but you just don't agree with their views. And it's really difficult to reconcile that. Any advice? I don't want to distance myself from my dad, but at the same time, if he truly believes some of this tribe, do I want to be around him?
Sorry to blow over the tone, girls, but you're my favorites and I wanted to hear your thoughts as you seem like such a close-knit family. Love and on.
I think that you can still be friends with people that you don't share the same opinions with. I have friends who have certain opinions that I completely disagree with and I don't talk to them about it and I make sure it never comes up because I just would feel very uncomfortable and they would know I don't agree with them.
Friends, not family. Like family, you can't get rid of friends.
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Chapter 6: How can second-hand information impact your relationships?
Tuppence? Yeah, I think it's tricky, isn't it? Because part of it is you're like, if you feel really, really strongly about something, it's really hard to be around someone who has that opinion. But when it's family, what are you going to do?
Family, yeah. Family you can't put with friends? No, that wouldn't be a runner for me. I have to share the same values as my friends. Certain things, like I think obviously like not serious things, but like there's certain things if they're a bit silly and like say things and I'm just like in my head, I'm kind of like, should it be a gobshite?
But like if it was very serious things, I'd be like, no, I can't be friends with you. You're crazy. Bye. Okay, Vogue, you can do this one from Samantha. It's Sam.
It could be Sammy the seal. Dear Vogue, Amber and Imagina, adore the podcast and G3. Keep doing what you're doing, please. This is off the back of Vogue chatting about moving house. Hope it's all going okay and you're not dying too much of stress.
Two years ago, we moved into our very own forever house of dreams and it was a day I'll never forget because my parents gracefully came down for the day to help out. I didn't want them doing any heavy lifting so I set them about unpacking boxes. Mum in my en suite and dad in the bedroom. What I didn't factor into the equation was my 83-year-old father finding my sex toy box. No.
I die box Jesus I'm blessed instead of throwing it to the other side of the room and discuss quietly placing each one neatly in order in one of my bedside drawers and never mentioning it I only found out when I went to bed that evening and was looking for my eye mask I could have died love you oh Sam I suppose it's better than them being like what's this
Listen, sometimes you just have to never speak of things again. Like the time that thing happened with me and Alexander, we never speak of it. It just, it's gone. It never happened. You forget and you move on and you, until, unless you want to move country and start a new life, I would never bring that up.
Jesus. Oh, God. I've just gotten a visual of that. Disgusting. Anyway.
I hope they were clean. Oh, God.
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Chapter 7: What advice is given for managing differing opinions in friendships?
If I retract the invite, it will absolutely cause drama. I'm just rewriting this myself. Absolutely cause drama and probably end the friendship entirely. So I eat that for wanting to retract a wedding invite based on what I've heard. Or do I own them a conversation and the benefit of the day before making such a big decision? Love the pod. Spence made a non.
I would...
there's okay whenever you hear something about anything there's one side of the story there's another side of the story and then there's the truth there's three so you oh you cannot take that one person and as well there it could have been drunken stupid remarks which still don't make them okay but i would suggest 100 talking to this person you can't just uninvite them you don't know what was really said like that though
without landing, you're going to land the other person in it. Just, I would, you'd have to round back to the other person. I've heard something that has made me feel really uncomfortable. Yeah, but the first thing that I would ask, who said that? So you're going to have to go to the other person and say, listen, this really hasn't, it's not sitting well with me.
I'm considering retracting the wedding invite. No, you don't say, I'm considering retracting the wedding invite.
Just say, you don't talk about the wedding.
To the person who told it to you. Oh, okay, fine. Yeah, I thought you were talking about the person that you were asking. Okay. And say, because that will put them in a corner and put them under pressure to be like, okay, maybe I exaggerated a little bit and just be like, I just want you to know I am going to have to broach it with her or him because it's making me incredibly uncomfortable.
Obviously, my brother is gay. He's LGBTQ. So I just want you to know because they're going to ask who told me so.
Or do what I would do and have like a complete ban on gay people at my wedding.
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Chapter 8: What funny anecdotes relate to personal mishaps and misunderstandings?
held it down and people were like what is wrong with that woman there's two people walking on the footpath being like oh my god what is wrong with her and then I just stood there and I took a picture of her in her car and I was going to report her and I didn't in the end because I was mid move but I was like that kind of aggression that somebody shouldn't be allowed and I know the police probably wouldn't do anything about it but that woman is like ready to take someone down on the road I was like Jesus Christ I know but really bizarre
I'll update you. So my road raid incident, what is going on? I didn't do anything about it. The guard said I would have had to file a proper report and I didn't because your man knows where I live and I'm not welcoming. welcoming that on my doorstep. So I just left it. He was obviously having a bad day. I still not too sure if he was a delivery driver.
But then the other day, I kind of got in a bit of a road rage incident because a guy was coming towards me. The obstruction was his side of the road, so he should have stopped. And then he started getting angry at me. I think it was a delivery driver or something on a bike. And I was like, I did what the woman did. I didn't beep.
And then there was a guy in a truck, a construction truck, because they were blocking his side of the road. And he was looking at me anyway. I parked the car and I came back around and I was like, was I in the wrong? And he was like, you were not. So there's a way, there's a way to beep though.
You can do the little beep, you know, that little one like, I'm trying not to be, I'm trying not to be, I'm trying not to be aggressive, but just a little, like I was going over the dart line the other day, which is our train line.
and there was this boy and he was on his phone and his dog he had this little white dog and his dog was not on the footpath his dog was on the road and he kept like pulling it back and then the dog was back in the road and he's just looking at his phone and I was like every time I tried to go the dog was back in the road so I had to do a little boop and then he just waved at me and he said sorry.
Gina gave advice you know that like when I told her the story about your man blocking the driveway she was like and she said she's done this before when someone shouts at her she shouts right back at them and scares the shit out of them.
Just rage back then. What's that? Oh, and forgetting Sarah Marshall, you know, when he doesn't pick up the dog shit and some guy says something to him and he does that big. Oh, people are disgusting. You don't pick up dog poo poo. Okay. There's a massive dog shit outside our new house that we're starting renovations on.
I'm like, Jesus, that's not just like a small, that's a massive dog has taken.
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