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Chapter 1: What is the main topic discussed in this episode?
This is a Global Player original podcast. Hello, hello, hello. Might need the mic over just a little bit more in front of me face. Stop touching it. I'm going to come in there and fucking batter you. And we are off. Hello, welcome. Hello, willkommen. La Féla Padraig. La Féla Padraig. La Féla Padraig. We are in Dublin and we are here for the St. Patrick's Day Parade.
where I am going to be Grand Marshal, and I'm very excited. And they invited me to stay in the Marion Hotel, and I would usually never, ever want to stay in any hotel because I just want to go to my house. Well, when I say we jumped at the chance. So I said, whack a couple of single beds in there. Me and Amber are having a sleepover. Does this room not usually have two single beds?
No, it's obviously a double. I have compromised my comfort for you. Listen. you'll be glad of the company it's called a podcast and you have to talk into the microphone you don't talk the opposite way to the mic I'm also wondering what is the story with the you're middle aged Brown leather gloves, like driving gloves.
Amber, they are stunning and they're going to keep my... Also, how do your big claws fit in these? I know, I was surprised because they looked small. I basically have my outfit there for... Amber, it's not like you have small hands or feet. Your feet are bigger than mine. Don't be bringing your sex gear over here, right?
Chapter 2: What are Vogue and Amber doing in Dublin for St. Patrick's Day?
Get notions because we're having a sleepover. Anyway, we're back here for the St. Patrick's Day Parade and we're really excited. Amber is what can only be described as violently hungover. It is six minutes past three. I'm fine. And she's on the piss. I got home at 23 minutes past three and I do not recall going to bed. I woke up with a full face of makeup, no Invisalign in my mouth.
This is what we like to hear. I woke up at 8am and I had full intentions of going back for a snooze. And I just couldn't stop. You were deranged when she rang me. I was in the airport and she's like, folks, stop ringing me. I'm going to sleep. And I was like, okay, I'll talk to you in 20 minutes because you're not going to be able to go back to sleep. I know how you work.
I couldn't stop laughing. When I was just thinking about all the memories of last night, it was amazing. It was a Dancing with the Stars final and it was honestly so, so, so much fun. The stick man was back. Congratulations if she was dancing. Caitlin. Mr. Ridgy to you. Caitlin and Leonardo were, Leonardo? Leo, let's just say Leo.
were amazing they won they took the glitter ball home and Poddy Eric and Tolude all did fantastically but Jesus what a great night I just had so much fun they didn't do well enough though did they that's what Jennifer said those who didn't win or aren't still in with a chance to win are back here tonight I was like F you blasphemous Jen
That loser, Amber, who basically couldn't dance for shit, has arrived back. Well, we know. Proved once again why she was kicked out. I missed it. I wasn't counting and I missed it. I went too early on one of my moves. That was the least you're worried. I didn't notice that. I just noticed the rigidness.
well oh my god you're so rude well Laura Fox me and her hubby Brian are now bezies very happy for you Laura Fox is a radio presenter over in the UK and she is who Vogue and I are both obsessed with gorgeous you know when you take a shine to someone you just take a shine to them I just feel like I'm closer to her now Vogue
Well, of course you're closer to her, you've spent more time, but I'd say if she had to choose one of us to be friends, would she choose me? I mean, fair. You absolute wagon. Well, actually, that's not true because it's much like if Spenny and I broke up and someone was like asking me out on a date, if I told them I had three kids, they'd be like, no thanks.
And I feel like friends, people are like, oh. She's a mother. She's got three kids. Do you know what Jen said to me as well? Jen said to me that her daughter saw one of your fairy aunts and was like, is that Amber's sister? And your man, you remember your man where you went on the plane and took your shoes off with your smelly feet? Oh, yeah. If I close my eyes, it's like I'm talking to Vogue.
I got on so I loved that crew that was a crew I used to do and they work on Dancing with the Stars but I used to work with them on um getaways and I kind of used that as a reason to travel so I used to go to like we went to Hong Kong and stuff like that and I basically I didn't even break even sometimes because um I just would go and buy clothes with my clearly not you couldn't get yourself a fresh pair of bloody socks
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Chapter 3: What happened during Amber's final performance on Dancing With The Stars?
And then sometimes he may forget to walk the dog just before bed. And Bertie will piss somewhere. And I know he's forgotten because Bertie would have pissed. And anyway, I... We got a really nice takeaway last night and it was a special one. So it was an expensive one because it was Mother's Day and pizza for the kids.
And like we had enough pizza so that the kids could have pizza tonight as well. Anyway, I didn't say anything because I didn't want to have Mr. Snapperfish snapping at me and like a little piranha. And so I didn't say anything. And while I went down this morning, what was sitting on the fucking counter? The full pizza and all of the Indian food. And I literally was like, how could you leave it?
How could you? And at 10 o'clock last night, I was literally like, oh, will I say it? And then I was like, no, don't say it. Don't say it. Don't say it. Because he's closed his eyes. Don't say it. He'll have put it away. Because remember last time he said it and he got annoyed that you said it and he put it away. And he just took an absolute stinker. I was in a stinker for about an hour.
But like, am I the arsehole for being annoyed about that? I just don't think I am. And am I the arsehole? Should I have to repeat myself more and not listen to him being annoyed about me repeating? I think you have to sometimes... People make mistakes. And you have to be a bit forgiving. And I understand. Okay, I get it. Fair enough. But like... The drags of a chipper. Put that in, Dean.
I don't think so. Who keeps... Sorry. Who keeps a chipper for day two? Sorry, you're a scumbag.
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Chapter 4: How did Vogue's husband react to her food-related fallout?
You had Chinese twice in a row. And there's nothing wrong with that. Okay, great. But what's... I think he messed up. When was the last time... I suppose... When was the last time you messed up like that? Will we go home in the bathroom? Now, have you got anything to add here? Anything decent from you? I already gave my take. I was at the dancing with the stars flying up. I met Twink.
Oh, I love Twink. Do you know she stood in her parrot recently? We didn't get into that, no. Yeah, she loves this parrot. She had a pet parrot. She looks bloody unreal. She killed the parrot. The parrot's dead. Okay, well, we definitely didn't get into that. Where did you meet Twink? That's amazing. I love Twink. She was getting her makeup done. I was like, is that Twink?
I was like, can I wear it? Twink is like a fashion. She's like, she's basically an icon. She's an icon in Ireland and she used to be in the Panto and she was so brilliant in the Panto. And like anyone of our generation is deeply obsessed with Twink. Ah, she was great. Yeah. And oh my God, Frances Black was there. I didn't get a chance to talk to her. Shut up, Mary Black's sister.
And I felt like it wouldn't be right for me to say I'm headed to see your sister for her farewell tour. Why wouldn't it be right? She'd be happy. And well, I'm not inviting anyone to anything anymore. Ten bloody tickets that cost me. I was only giving everyone the nod. I'll revolut you, but you won't notice, will you? And I got you those tickets. No bug, I paid you.
I didn't ask you for the tickets for the play. That was a treat. You can pay for half the Mary Black tickets though because we can't ask mum and the aunties for money. Mum, I said to mum, now don't get me anything for Mother's Day. I don't want anything. but if you want to put a thousand euros in my Revolut, I won't refuse. I said, what? I'd never know.
I said it to Alza, I was like, let's get them a voucher for like Gloria. There's this restaurant, Gloria. Stop getting her average. She doesn't want your stupid restaurant vouchers. I said it to Alza, we didn't get them anything for Christmas. And Alza was like, no, I think we did. I was like, Alza, we didn't. He was like, nah, I think we did. I was like,
you're a cheap fucking no wonder I am the favorite child I just I give give give I give give give give give you just give shite here's another restaurant voucher mom I know you haven't used up all the other ones that I've got you but I just thought they eat like fucking squirrels okay that's on them it's I couldn't even eat all the restaurant vouchers you're passing on
anyhow sorry sorry for being so generous man okay listeners we've got oh Carl has sent in a ghost story I'll never get over the ghost don't we all love ghost stories no one doesn't like a ghost story not me do you remember when you were younger and you used to turn off the lights and get a torch and put it up to your mouth light as a feather stiff as a board light as a feather stiff as a board do you remember did you ever do a Ouija board no did you of course you did no you didn't
No way, Jose. You did everything else. Moving on, let's talk about Carl's ghost story. Okay. Hi Vogue, Amber and Imo. Naturally a big fan. Oh, by the way, Imo is not here. We have Cassie recording with us, but Imo posted a picture of somewhere in Thailand and I was like, there she is, the smug bitch on the beach in Thailand. And then I was like, send me some food pictures.
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