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Chapter 1: Why can't Vogue stop looking at Bad Bunny?
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I don't think you should be potty shamed here, by the way. I'll be changing the locks, okay? I'll be changing the locks. Go find somewhere else to stay this weekend. I've seen you wake up with a bag around your shoulder. If you just, that's Ima Jaina's number there. And I was like, he's like, Ima Jaina. I was like, sorry, sorry. That's what we call her. Imo, Imo's her name.
It's being understanding and not being a scab monster like. Hi girls. Wasn't I happy to see you two pop up on my mails today?
Did you forget?
Yeah, I did.
Oh, shut up.
Are you still on Afghanistan time? Yeah, I am actually. I'll sort that out.
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Chapter 2: What challenges does Gigi face despite getting 12 hours of sleep?
Bring your bits back with you this weekend and I'll sort it out for you.
It's not a political podcast, but I'm very upset about Keir Starmer as well. Who would have guessed it? Huh? Who would have guessed it? Me. That's who. Soon as he came in, I was like, here we fucking go. Anyway, hello and welcome to this non-political podcast. Yes. I'm Vogue Williams. That's Amber Wilson. That's Imagina. And we are here.
I actually, hold on, I have to say something funny. So someone was, remember I was asking you for a contact in Global IMO last week and I was on the phone to the guy who was looking for the contact and I was like, yeah, if you just, that's Imagina's number there. And I was like, oh, he's like, sorry, sorry. That's what we call her. IMO, IMO's her name.
Well, her name is Imogen.
Chapter 3: What happened with the listener's embarrassing bedroom incident?
Well, not Imagina. Yeah. Isn't it so interesting? I had to do this thing called a glucose test today. Thank God it was my last one. Do you remember those dextro energy tablets that like people who had, so you have to drink 17 of them and it's the most revolting. I haven't recovered yet. I still feel, that's why I had to take a tablet there. I still so ill.
But it's to find out if you have gestational diabetes. Oh, yeah. And I was like, touch wood, I have never had it. I mean, all I'm eating is fucking beige. Like, I was offended the other day when my doctor was like, I was like, is this a normal amount of weight? And she was like, you're eating a lot of beige. And I was like, excuse you.
Some people live on an entirely beige diet.
There's a lot of beige going on. A lot of beige. Anyway, so you take 17 of them, then you have to do a blood test and see if you've got diabetes.
Chapter 4: How do Vogue and Amber approach the AITA about rent sharing?
But my God, you feel so sick after it. I used to eat those tablets when I played sports. A very, very, very long time ago. Do you remember taking Pro Plus when you'd be studying?
No, I never took them. They're just caffeine tablets.
Never studied a day in my life. I used to sit and study for two and a half hours and just write notes to my friends that I had spent the entire day with.
And I'd just sit and write them all notes after school. No, sending notes was so fun. I remember I used to watch Ross Neroon, which is an Irish language, like soap. And I used to watch that.
At least we were learning.
Yeah.
Well, yeah, that's what I thought myself. You know, it's like the old bloody Duolingo.
Oh, I went for a scan today and the baby we think looks like Gigi. Yeah, Gigi's absolutely thrilled. Oh, are you told that? I only think that because the baby doesn't have a massive mouth like the other two did.
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Chapter 5: What are the details of the final quiz and who is the victor?
Do you think so? Doesn't have a massive mouth because you can really tell with the largeness of the mouth. It's quite easy to tell.
Does Gigi have sleep inertia?
What's that?
Or else does she have chronic fatigue syndrome? CFS. Sleep inertia is the temporary feeling of grogginess, disorientation and cognitive impairment that immediately follows waking up. And then the CFS primarily stands for chronic fatigue syndrome, a complex long-term medical condition characterized by extreme debilitating fatigue that is not improved by rest. Okay.
No, but she did get 12 hours kip again last night and then claimed tiredness this morning. I was like, she's 12 hours. And then she came upstairs to go to the toilet at 3.49 in the morning and Spenny told her to get into the bed. And I didn't hear that because she was on her way back down. And then I said, why? There's a toilet beside your room, Shishi. And she was like, I like this toilet.
Like, OK, whatever suits you.
More effort than any of the rest of us. Jesus, I always struggle to get up in the middle of the night for the toilet.
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Chapter 6: What are the implications of unsolicited advice in parenting?
I think I don't usually have to wee in the night for the toilet. I do when I'm pregnant. Benny does two wees a night. I was like, babe, what are you doing here, pal? That's not normal.
He drinks a lot of water before bed, though. Do you know what I found? I have that, you know, that mouth tape, you know, the way because he snores. Do you get him to wear that?
No, I just kick him. He doesn't snore that bad, to be fair. I'm more annoying because I'm like, I wake up feeling sick all the time and I have to like prop myself up on three pillows. So I'm way worse to sleep with. So it's kind of fun. Anyway, what else did I have to say? I went on Otto's school trip today. That was so cute, the little head.
And the two of you wearing your little caps. He was so happy. Looking like such tourists.
Chapter 7: How does Spencer's tea cosy top spark discussion?
And he was like chatting away. And I was like, what is that child saying? Basically, he was telling me that branches were being cut down from the trees and then there was a fox asleep in the road. I don't know.
A dead baby fox. I was like, oh, sleeping.
Oh.
I was like, oh, it's asleep. Because we saw a dead squirrel last year. Two dead squirrels on the way to school. And he was asking me about them again this summer. Where's the squirrel? I was like in the bin somewhere. And then I was like, I saw the dead baby fox. And I was like, no, the fox will just pretend he was asleep. And then it was gone when we were coming back. I was like, look.
He went to his mama. Oh, stop. I know.
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Chapter 8: What are the key insights from the listener's relationship dilemma?
And it was a gorgeous little fox. The circle of life. I know it's terrible, though. I'd feel really guilty if I knocked over a fox or a c*** clamber. Oh, bleep that out. Bleep that out.
We bleeped it out the last time. Bleep that out.
There was a woman who walked by our house today and she said her cat was very stressed out. Her cat was in her arms. Beautiful cat. Bengal cat, she said it was. Well, what happened to the days she's just got a cat? I never knew they came in like dogs form. You know what I mean? Like I just thought it was the cat. But there's all these different ways. There's rag dolls.
There's like Maine coots or whatever. And this was a Bengal cat.
British, what are they called? The one that Lynn has?
Short hair, British rag doll. There's loads of them. This cat was amazing though.
I was about to say, people take cats out in leads and they also bring them out in the prams.
She said the cat was very upset because its original gate to the park wasn't open and so it had really upset the cat that the cat wasn't able to go for a walk in its area. Right. And our nanny was outside with us and I was like...
was on a lead because I was getting Artie on the bike to bring him to nursery and she's like I don't know do people do that because my parents have a cat and the cat just goes outside I was like no they don't not many people put their cats on the lead I mean some cats obviously have to be if you have an indoor cat my cat will be an outdoor cat oh you know why you know how cats know how small a space they can go into how what's the purpose of their whiskers
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