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Chapter 1: Why did Vogue turn down Harry Styles tickets?
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You absolute Judas. What? Oh my God. Cats like cheese. Oh, look at me, I'm gay. Lezo. Oh, another gay one. Grace, who would have thought? It's Pride Month. Me, I'm gay. Hello and welcome to Vogue and Amber. Hello. The podcast. Here we are. Here we are. Oh, two seconds. Someone's at me door. Does no one else get those notifications apart from you? Do you know what?
Chapter 2: What updates do Vogue and Amber have about Selling Sunset?
Can I tell you something right about ring doorbells? I don't know. Obviously, loads of people have them. They don't ring in your house. They only go to your phone. So like, it's not like when you're in the house, you hear a ring. I'm the only one connected to it. So I'm the only one that knows when the door goes. And I know that everybody else could connect to it.
But like, I just feel like they're missing something. Like, can you not order something to like go with the doorbell? There is. There is one that should be inside. I should stop slagging them off then and order it. Yeah. Is what I should do. Why did you put that in yourself? It was here. And I did. Listen, I did.
Chapter 3: What happened to Vogue's cat Bacardi?
But you know how I feel about technology. Like, There is one, there is one so you can get a chime in indoors and you plug it in your kitchen or wherever. So there we go. So how about I shut the fuck up? Yeah. That's what I'll do right now. I sent you something.
So I've now started, because you don't look at TikToks, I just send you TikToks because they're stuff that I want to keep, but I don't want to add them to my unsaved ones. That's what I do to you on Instagram sometimes. I'm like, now I'll remember I sent that to her. No, but I sent you a really good one of some Brazilians playing football on the beach and just their skill sets for TT to watch.
But... I saw two TikToks and it was about one of your favorite shows, Selling Sunset. Oh, I do. Oh, no. What? Heather and Christina are coming back. Oh, Heather. I think it's because, is it not because I love your one, Christina, though.
Chapter 4: What are the pros and cons of Ring doorbells?
Yeah, Christina, but Heather is like. Ah, listen, it's just exciting to have two OGs, two OGs back. Well, I will be watching that. There's two other shows and I was telling you guys about them because I got caught in a twist watching. So one is Halfman. It's the guy, it's called Halfman. It's your man who did Baby Reindeer. And he again features as one of the main characters.
Richard Gad, was that his name? Yes. And then it's your man, Jamie Bell, who played Billy Elliot. Oh yeah, he's good. Yes. And it's just about two brothers and just, it's, it looks pretty effed up, but it looks very good. When's this out? This is out. It's out. Oh. This one's out, this one's out on Thursday. So I did Gogglebox today.
Chapter 5: Which new Harlan Coben thriller should you binge-watch?
Again. Yeah. And we had to watch this show and I went to download it on Netflix, but it's not out, but it's out today. So you can actually download it where, oh God.
Oh my God.
oh my god just go into the search go into the search bar it'll be in your last searched it's not in my search bar in Netflix I'm in the Netflix I just don't know how to help you with these things guys please help I just don't know there must be a course to do like folks do you not know the name of it No, but it's so good. Is it definitely out today? No, it's out today as in when we're recording.
It's out. Okay. You know that program that Michelle Keegan was in over Christmas and it's done by this man who releases loads of stuff on Netflix and everyone's like, oh, they're brilliant. Harlan Coben. Yes. Amber. Have you been using my Netflix? Oh, we've spoken about this. No, I gave you your own profile. Like someone's been watching Rafa and Younger. Oh, it's called Ben's Found It.
Chapter 6: What is the harrowing Pride Month recommendation called Tiptoe?
It's called I Will Find You. Holy shit. I watched the first part of it today in the first episode. It looks unbelievable. Like I was gripped. Is there anyone good in it? Your man, Sam Worthington. Worthington. Yeah. Looks good, right? I think I saw a thing for this. Oh, well, I watched some of it today and I was blown away.
A father imprisoned for his son's murder receives evidence suggesting his child may be alive, compelling him to escape and uncover the truth. It's a thriller. It's a thriller. It's a good old thriller. But then the other one, and this is not for the faint hearted at all, but it's very timely in the fact that it is Pride Month and it's called Tiptoe. Alan Cummins is in it.
This is the one I told my family about and it is horrific. It's all over TikTok, but it's pretty horrific.
Chapter 7: What quiz updates are happening in week 9?
It's all about homophobia. That's pretty, like, it's still there. Hence us needing Pride Month. So, as I said, approach with caution and lots of trigger warnings in that one. But I actually haven't even built up the guts to watch it. And I kind of cheated my way to the end and stuff like that, watching stuff on Tiki Taki. But yeah, there you go.
Well, I'm going to, that's two good, there you go, two good recommendations. Stop talking to your family. Don't talk to your friends. Just watch what we've told you to watch because... you'll have a better time. Well, I'm still in my Love Island twist and I don't care. I absolutely love it. Do you know what I really want to do?
And I actually, one of my friends offered me tickets to go and see Harry Styles with him. And he had a box and everything. And I looked at the times and I said, I just, I can't make it work. I can't. You love him.
Chapter 8: What embarrassing situation did a listener share about their boss?
I know. Like what time is it? Like eight?
it's eight I don't think he comes on stage till about half eight and it's out in Wembley so then I'd be be half ten before he's over bring your pillow and order a car and bring your pillow for the car to snooze on the way there I've said no I've said to give the tickets to someone more deserving I couldn't I can't you're killing me with these cancellations I've given up my evening activities I've told you no it's a lot Harry Styles can't even get me to stay up after ten
Well, there is. If he popped over, maybe. No, I think you're mad not doing that. That could be great crack. I just know I can't. There's two other updates. You'll be pleased about this because this is relevant to you. So apparently social media ban is coming into effect for the under 16s in the UK. I think, do you know what? No, but it's actually happening.
And then in addition to that, when it comes to gaming apps, they're going to remove the chat function for under 16 so they can't chat with strangers. Oh no. Zoomed in on Amber. Oh Jesus. I feel like Keir Starmer felt like he was going to get kicked out of parliament. So now he's, oh. Is this a regular thing?
We've got Ben producing with us and I saw Ben in Global and I was like, oh my God, Ben, we look like family. Don't we? Do you not see it, Ben? I've obviously mentioned it to a lot of people because the day that it happened was I think one of the first, I produced a podcast with Danny Dyer and it was one of the first times I think we had him in studio. You're a geezer.
And I was already a little bit on edge. And suddenly I had Williams banging on the studio glass, pointing at her face. What the fuck is happening here? Is this some kind of inception? Danny Dyer. Oh, my God. I remember he gave me a smoke. I was like, fuck it. I'll have a real smoke. Why not treat myself? You couldn't decline that fucking offer from Danny Dyer.
he's so cool he's actually you forget that he's such a brilliant actor as well what was that one human human traffic oh yeah what was it what oh what was it where he's sitting on the toilet and they're talking about going out going out am i right Nice one, bruv! Nice one, bruv! He's sitting on the toilet and he keeps relaying that. Yeah, he's absolutely brilliant.
We'll keep all your baby shower stuff until the next one, but I do have to say the floor is extremely sticky. And in addition to that, it was a bit warm yesterday. I decided I'd try and air this place out because there was flies all over the place. And then in addition to that... There was a bee and I tried to save the bee and I gave him some sugary water and then he got up and I shat myself.
He got up flying and I thought he was going to come for me. But then I saw him crawling around the place and then, I don't know where, I think he's dead. I tried. But then I was sitting over there on the couch and I heard something. I was like, what the fuck? A fucking magpie came in. Into the kitchen. I was like, get out! And then he shat on the floor. And his mate was about to come in as well.
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