Vogue addresses the baby gender rumours
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What are Vogue and Amber's travel plans for the summer?
This is a global production. Wait, was this the one that you bit? No, that was a different one. Just because you're a ratbag, you were such a ratbag snitching on me all the time. We'll say a prayer. And then I was like, saying Hail Mary, and I'm like, fuck that, what are the words? Go on to hallway to Mykonos. And I'm like, yeah. I was sad and lonely. No one's pissed. No one's vomiting anywhere. This is not what I wanted. I'm going to have the time of my life, okay? You wet the bed in her house. I know. I was like 15. Oh, no! Hello and welcome to... Vogue and Amber, the podcast. We are here. Emma's back. Hello. She's decided to rejoin us. Amber's wearing shades. Because I had a facial today. Very nice. Look at you.
Very nice. Glassy facial from Kerry Hannity. Pre-pride pamper facial.
How does Vogue feel about the baby gender rumors?
I'm going to get my fucking face torn off like a chimpanzee has been at me when this baby comes out. Oh, whoa, whoa, whoa. I don't think that's a good fucking analogy now. Well, I will. I'm getting all the bits. Jesus. People have actually died that way. Who died? Yes, for having the chimpanzee rip their face off. Chimpanzees are very dangerous, very aggressive creatures. They look cute. I think Michael Jackson made everybody think they were cute. They are far from it. They are a wild animal. You know, Imo, about, you know, I told you so. Do you remember Vogue? So I was offered a plant from my auntie Naomi. And I said, no, thank you very much. No, thank you. I hate that plant. Yeah. So, yeah, we've come full circle.
Vogue now despises the plant. And I've just had to bloody water that yolk again. It's terrible that you can't just leave it outside to go in the bin. I'll tell you what. I'll tell you what. I have a great idea. I have a great idea. When we moved house, I didn't want loads of plants that we had, specifically the ivy that grows like I have never seen anything grow before.
What humorous incidents happened at Vogue's baby shower?
And so what I did was popped them on the footpath within the hour. I don't know how much footfall there'd be here, Vogue. There's people walking the cliffs. It looks like that plant you see it and you'd be like, oh my God, I really want that plant. They don't know. That's what happened to you, obviously. Yeah. I was like, that's a gorgeous Sideshow Bob plant. I love it. I'll take it. That's exactly what it looks like. Sideshow Bob. Do you know what to do? Give it back to Naomi. Tell Naomi you're going to kill it or you're giving it back. No, well, Naomi's not back now till Tuesday. Perfect. You've got keys to her apartment. I would drop the phone. I wouldn't do that. I wouldn't do that. How dare you just drop the phone.
No, that's effort. And I already have to go down the road and get a bloody case because I don't have my case. Kevin's gone to suitcase heaven. Oh, Amber's going to Madrid this weekend and I am going to... Greece. She's going to Greece. Hello, Wol. How are you? Egg and chip on Friday.
What are the details of the Cape Verde goalkeeper's overnight fame?
Ma, I'm going to have, do you know what I'm having for my dinner? Beans, eggs and a waffle. That's what I'm going to have for dinner. I know. I wouldn't be into a waffle. Well, it's at the state I'm in now. I, mom was like to me, you're going the whole way to Mykonos. And I'm like, Yeah, the flight is part of my time away where I'm just like, and I've done all my pods for the week. I'm doing a little bit of work over there, but not much. And I just, girls, I'm going to eat so much food. Spenny suggested we go out for dinner. I said, excuse me? I told you I've given up evening plans. And it's two hours ahead there, Amber informed me. I didn't know that. So evening plans are well and truly out the window unless they begin at four o'clock.
Well, yeah, I just have dens at four o'clock. I actually went back to that sushi place again today. I'm done with sushi for a while now. I've overdone it. I've just, we went piggery. Piggery ensued. But it was absolutely delicious. Well, I spoke to my doctor about sushi because everyone's like, you can't eat sushi when you're pregnant. You can eat frozen sushi and most sushi is frozen. It comes from frozen. Like they don't just have a fresh salmon hanging around at the back.
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Chapters
8 chapters
1
What are Vogue and Amber's travel plans for the summer?
0:02–1:03
2
How does Vogue feel about the baby gender rumors?
1:03–2:06
3
What humorous incidents happened at Vogue's baby shower?
2:06–3:04
4
What are the details of the Cape Verde goalkeeper's overnight fame?
3:04–4:25
5
What are the latest controversies involving Morrissey?
4:25–6:50
6
What advice do Vogue and Amber give about breakups?
6:50–7:54
7
How do Vogue and Amber discuss the importance of being respectful in public?
7:54–8:59
8
What bizarre items have people left in Ubers?
8:59–43:58