Voicenotes with Jordan Theresa
Episodes
The McDonalds Monopoly to Polymarket pipeline
16 Mar 2026
Contributed by Lukas
A rare moment where I feel bad for men x Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Notes on not wanting children
09 Mar 2026
Contributed by Lukas
(Maybe x) Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
The 2016 nostalgia economy
02 Mar 2026
Contributed by Lukas
Maybe it's time to redownload Retrica x Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Cradle to Grave Surveillance: Elf on The Shelf & the Santopticon
27 Feb 2026
Contributed by Lukas
To switch to flavourful hydration today https://airup.link/jordan & use my code JORDAN for 10% off your purchase! This is a main channel video essa...
The year of the low / no buy
23 Feb 2026
Contributed by Lukas
& the rise of anti-consumerist TikTok trends Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Have the Kardashians lost their relevancy?
09 Feb 2026
Contributed by Lukas
Will they ever be able to recreate the magic of those damn lip kits?xx Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
My situationship's girl best friend
02 Feb 2026
Contributed by Lukas
My agony aunt era is back Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Brooklyn Beckham & the stigma of estrangement
26 Jan 2026
Contributed by Lukas
The Brooklyn Beckham of it all .... Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Does everyone 'need' to experience singlehood?
19 Jan 2026
Contributed by Lukas
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Lads Mags: A Critical Autopsy
17 Jan 2026
Contributed by Lukas
This is a video essay rather than a classic podcast episode! Here is the link to watch it on YouTube - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yYiXGZCfsnw So...
The rise of 'going analogue'
12 Jan 2026
Contributed by Lukas
It's time to bring back iPod Shuffles Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
My ins and outs for 2026
05 Jan 2026
Contributed by Lukas
Not to be confused with new years resolutions .... my new years resolution can't be to wear more messy buns Learn more about your ad choices. Visit m...
My boyfriend is spiritually a lesbian with What Zara Loves
30 Dec 2025
Contributed by Lukas
& is having a boyfriend embarrassing now Zara's TikTok - https://www.tiktok.com/@whatzaraloves6 Is having a boyfriend embarrassing now by Chante Jos...
Secret Santa but it's just me and Jack so it's not really a secret
25 Dec 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Voicenotes Christmas special take two baby!!!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
My 2025 favourites
15 Dec 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Fashion, beauty, miscellaneous, experiences, restaurants, and everything in between babes x Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adch...
She's not a cool girl, it's just marketing
01 Dec 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Deinfluencing you from the TikTok cool girl Inspired by Mickey Galvin's 'stop trying to be cool girl' video essay - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q...
Fashion propaganda I'm not falling for (among other things)
24 Nov 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Just a big old fashion yap For more Voicenotes content, subscribe to the Substack - https://voicenoteswithjordantheresa.substack.com Learn more abou...
Men who don't have any friends
17 Nov 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Notes on the male loneliness epidemic and why your dad doesn't have any friends How the passionate male friendship died by Tiffany Watt Smith - https...
The myth of the 'winter uglies'
10 Nov 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Release yourself from the shackles of calling yourself ugly! For more Voicenotes content, subscribe to the Substack - https://voicenoteswithjordanthe...
Reversing my (brain)rot girl winter
03 Nov 2025
Contributed by Lukas
How I'm going to reverse my brainrot to get a headstart for the new year For bonus Voicenotes content, subscribe to the Substack - https://voicenotes...
Harry Potter adults & separating the art from the artist *TEASER*
30 Oct 2025
Contributed by Lukas
To listen to the full episode, subscribe to the Substack - https://voicenoteswithjordantheresa.substack.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit me...
The psychology of the ick
27 Oct 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Plus my icks ... REVEALED ! For more Voicenotes content, subscribe to the Substack - https://voicenoteswithjordantheresa.substack.com Learn more abou...
To Hinge or not to Hinge (that is the question)
20 Oct 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Lots of love, your agony aunt x For more Voicenotes content, subscribe to the Substack - https://voicenoteswithjordantheresa.substack.com Learn more ...
Men who hate their girlfriends
13 Oct 2025
Contributed by Lukas
And the women who defend them Boyfriendland by Tell The Bees - https://tellthebeees.substack.com/p/boyfriendland For more Voicenotes content, subscr...
The Bonnie Blue problem *TEASER*
07 Oct 2025
Contributed by Lukas
To listen to the full episode, subscribe to the Substack - https://voicenoteswithjordantheresa.substack.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit me...
The cost of community is Carrie Bradshaw
06 Oct 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Thoughts on Carrie Bradshaw hate, sanitised social media culture, and growing up in the 'knowing your worth' era Extra yappy intro! Topic begins at 2...
Things that are *chic*
22 Sep 2025
Contributed by Lukas
and the appendicitis chronicles x Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Love Is Blind & manufacturing intimacy
08 Sep 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Can you fall in love sight unseen? To learn more about NOCD and book a free call, click this link - https://learn.nocd.com/jordantheresa Learn more...
The plight of the performative male
01 Sep 2025
Contributed by Lukas
I'm sorry, every single song is about you (pints, chit chat, and good people) Download the Free Prints app for iPhone and Android from the App stor...
Sydney Sweeney, Sabrina Carpenter, & the evolution of contemporary sex work *TEASER*
28 Aug 2025
Contributed by Lukas
To listen to the full episode, subscribe to the Substack - https://voicenoteswithjordantheresa.substack.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit me...
Your AI girlfriend won't save you
25 Aug 2025
Contributed by Lukas
"The AI companion who cares" To learn more about NOCD and book a free call, click this link - https://learn.nocd.com/jordantheresa Learn more about y...
TikTok dating advice is an echo chamber of misery
18 Aug 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Are we really all manifesting our boyfriends in five easy steps? For more Voicenotes content, subscribe to the Substack - https://voicenoteswithjor...
How personal style discourse ate itself
11 Aug 2025
Contributed by Lukas
"I think it's so sad how nobody has personal style anymore ... except for me!" For more content subscribe to Voicenotes on Substack - https://voiceno...
Why must women be collateral damage in men's growth?
04 Aug 2025
Contributed by Lukas
On Love Island, manipulation, and men getting away with murder For more content subscribe to Voicenotes on Substack - https://voicenoteswithjordant...
Why do we hate affairs so much?
28 Jul 2025
Contributed by Lukas
& why it is more controversial to cheat on your wife than beat your wife Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Influencer brand trips
21 Jul 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Maybe we need to start gatekeeping the job title of 'investigative journalist' Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Being the rehabilitative girlfriend
14 Jul 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Notes on being the test run Extra long intro! The topic begins at 35:24 x Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
The quiet luxuryification of fast fashion
07 Jul 2025
Contributed by Lukas
It's all made of paper! Thanks for Kitsch for sponsoring this video! Follow my link https://kitsch.yt.link/sGIWL48 or use my code VOICENOTES to get...
Women who beg men to marry them
04 Jul 2025
Contributed by Lukas
It's as if the only two options for women are being a spinster or marrying someone who hates you x https://tellthebeees.substack.com/p/the-sociolog...
Influencer is a gendered term with Jack Edwards
23 Jun 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Steven Bartlett count your days Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
How fresh food became a luxury status symbol
16 Jun 2025
Contributed by Lukas
So I decided to make class consciousness from scratch Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
In defence of male gaze fashion
09 Jun 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Are you dressing for the female gaze or are you just wearing Ganni Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
The rise of offline dating
02 Jun 2025
Contributed by Lukas
I would rather sit naked on a hot grill! than wear a pear ring Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Propaganda I'm not falling for
26 May 2025
Contributed by Lukas
My tirade against Joe and the Juice continues Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
The boring influencer to running club pipeline
19 May 2025
Contributed by Lukas
What are we all running from? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
The trinkets epidemic
12 May 2025
Contributed by Lukas
What the hell is a Labubu? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
secret santa but it's just me and jack so it's not really a secret
25 Dec 2024
Contributed by Lukas
it's the voicenotes christmas special!! christmas gift exchange with my bestie and housemate jack edwards xx Learn more about your ad choices. Visit m...
closing the last chapter of my life
14 Nov 2024
Contributed by Lukas
i moved!! and sharing my thoughts on being a single babe for the first time in my adult life xx Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/a...
S3 Ep12: toxic tampons & sex education with Keelin Moncrieff
01 Aug 2024
Contributed by Lukas
today we are chatting to my favourite youtuber and certified milf keelin moncrieff - keelin tells us all on the recent toxic metals found in tampons a...
S3 Ep11: reform ai candidates, nyc wheelie bins, & sad ai cat videos
18 Jul 2024
Contributed by Lukas
living alone is beginning to drive me to the edges of insanity soo it's finally time for a silly pop culture episode!! the alleged reform ai candidate...
S3 Ep10: june was the most insane month of my life
11 Jul 2024
Contributed by Lukas
moving house, me being keir starmer's number one opp, and of course, the big glastonbury debrief!!!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone...
S3 Ep9: how am i supposed to pine and long in these conditions?
04 Jul 2024
Contributed by Lukas
click on this link for a seven day free trial with Cheex using the code JORDANTHERESA7 - https://linktr.ee/jordantheresa it's time to talk about the ...
S3 Ep8: my month of rest and relaxation
06 Jun 2024
Contributed by Lukas
https://bit.ly/JordanxCHEEX - use my code JORDANTHERESA7 for a seven day free trial of cheex!!xx in today's episode i'm talking all about the adventu...
S3 Ep7: queer reality tv with Tee Noir
27 Apr 2024
Contributed by Lukas
in today's episode i am joined by one of my favourite commentary youtubers, Tee Noir! we are talking all things queer reality tv, The Ultimatum, Playi...
S3 Ep6: "comedians can't say anything anymore!" & other lies with Michelle DeSwarte
18 Apr 2024
Contributed by Lukas
in today's episode we are chatting with one of my favourite comedians, Michelle DeSwarte, is stand up comedy really as scary as it seems? is there any...
S3 Ep5: i got diagnosed with ADHD!
21 Mar 2024
Contributed by Lukas
i mean are we really surprised? but i still want to chat all of your ears off about living with undiagnosed ADHD, the private assessment process, and ...
S3 Ep4: make fashion fun again! with Susie Lola
07 Mar 2024
Contributed by Lukas
we are joined by my favourite youtuber and fashion queen susie lola! we are chatting all things tiktok fashion aesthetics (what the hell is a tomato g...
S3 Ep3: she does kind of look like megan fox though?
29 Feb 2024
Contributed by Lukas
you know how much i love a catch up episode!! my first ever pub crawl, triangle of sadness, waking up in your mid twenties and all of a sudden having ...
S3 Ep2: in defence of riverdale with Mike's Mic
08 Feb 2024
Contributed by Lukas
in today's episode we are chatting with fellow University of Yappington graduate, Mike's Mic, this entire episode is just two dumb b*tches saying "exa...
S3 Ep1: my ins and outs for 2024
01 Feb 2024
Contributed by Lukas
i'm back!! boring love triangles, the eclectic grandpa aesthetic, going makeup free, vaping, having a bush, getting angry at your girlfriend for getti...
S2 Ep8: in defence of tate mcrae
06 Dec 2023
Contributed by Lukas
in today's episode i am chatting all about trying to beat the winter blues, realising that i don't have any hobbies, and defending tate mcrae over her...
S2 Ep7: new york! new york!
15 Nov 2023
Contributed by Lukas
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7: the dirtier the better! with madisyn brown
09 Nov 2023
Contributed by Lukas
in today's episode i am reunited with my bestie from across the pond, madisyn brown, join us for our halloween pre-drinks (or pre-game) where we are c...
S2 Ep6: why do i always cry on my birthday
25 Oct 2023
Contributed by Lukas
on today's voicememo minisode i'm talking all about my birthday, what i got up to, my lovely gifts (okay 2014 lifestyle youtuber slayy), and why the h...
S2 Ep5: leaving breadtube & co-working with a cow with tara mooknee
18 Oct 2023
Contributed by Lukas
in today's episode i chat with commentary queen and one of my besties tara mooknee, we cover tara leaving breadtube, pro-life women, her new kitty, & ...
S2 Ep4: russell brand, disposable vapes, & xl bullies
05 Oct 2023
Contributed by Lukas
in today's episode i'm chatting all about my new piercing (quarter life crisis much), the internet's response to the russell brand allegations, and th...
S2 Ep3: voicememos: i will never be a teen girl again
20 Sep 2023
Contributed by Lukas
in today's first instalment of the new minisode series 'voicememos', i will be chatting all about the realisation that i will never be a teen girl aga...
S2 Ep2: is booktok performative? with jack edwards
13 Sep 2023
Contributed by Lukas
in today's episode we are chatting with my favourite booktok & booktube creator & bestie jack edwards!! we're covering his experience on booktok, his ...
S2 Ep1: where i've been
06 Sep 2023
Contributed by Lukas
i'm back!!!! welcome to season two of voicenotes where i chat all about what's coming on the podcast, what i've been up to on my break, slaying my you...
S1 Ep21: i stopped using tiktok and here's what happened
19 Jul 2023
Contributed by Lukas
i'm back!!!! today we are having a girly catch up and talking all about where i've been, how i've been getting my life together, and how stopping usin...
S1 Ep20: TMI chats #1 - boy besties, daddy issues, & overthinking spirals
21 Jun 2023
Contributed by Lukas
in our first ever TMI chats, we are chatting intimate shaving advice, lem's opinions on my boy bestie, least favourite positions, and how i escape an ...
S1 Ep19: friendship in your twenties
07 Jun 2023
Contributed by Lukas
a love letter to all of my friends, today we are chatting all about navigating friendships through school, university, work, meeting friends online, d...
S1 Ep18: euphoria, the idol, and brand trips
31 May 2023
Contributed by Lukas
in today's extra special bonus episode we are going to be chatting all about some life updates, the disaster that is sam levinson's new show, and why ...
S1 Ep16: fanfiction - the good, the bad, & the cringe
10 May 2023
Contributed by Lukas
in today's episode we are chatting about anything and everything fanfiction, from the perspective of a girlie who read them religiously for nearly a d...
15: creativity block & coming off the pill
27 Apr 2023
Contributed by Lukas
in today's episode i am chatting all about my first night out since's new year's eve, my recent creativity block (i'm in pain) and my experience comin...
14: our first times with bestie jake
12 Apr 2023
Contributed by Lukas
first guest alert !!!! in today's episode me and bestie jake are chatting all about our first times, from hook ups and friendship fallouts, to nightma...
S1 Ep13: vaginismus chats & fashion trends i don't like
29 Mar 2023
Contributed by Lukas
today's episode is a little bit of anything and everything, but mostly about my experience with vaginismus (& some advice) and some fashion trends i'm...
12: deinfluencing (opinions from an influencer)
15 Mar 2023
Contributed by Lukas
in today's episode we're chatting about the tiktok trend which has seemingly blown up overnight - deinfluencing - and my opinions from an influencer P...
S1 Ep11: the 2010s are coming back and i'm scared
01 Mar 2023
Contributed by Lukas
it's nostalgia time baby!! in today's episode we are reminiscing about the 2010s - from primark ballet flats and macbarbie07 to triangl bikinis and pa...
10: new year, not so new me
08 Feb 2023
Contributed by Lukas
in today's episode i'm chatting all about my thoughts on new year's resolutions, why i quit being vegan, and poor baby boots breaking her femur (meowc...
9: LARPing as an agony aunt (relationship advice)
31 Dec 2022
Contributed by Lukas
should i be friends with my ex? should i give up uni to move in with my boyfriend? how to tell my partner they don't make me cum? today i am role play...
8: spotify wrapped you will pay for your crimes
04 Dec 2022
Contributed by Lukas
in today's episode i'm exposing my frankly very embarrassing spotify wrapped, talking about my recent self esteem crisis, ranking all of my hair colou...
7: what on earth is going on in the house of commons
17 Nov 2022
Contributed by Lukas
in today's episode we are chatting about my recent baby fever, matt hancock going on i'm a celeb, billie eilish's new boyfriend, the jack wills rebran...
6: judging love islanders brand deals (i am a hater)
10 Nov 2022
Contributed by Lukas
in today's episode i'm going to be judging love islanders brand deals after the show, such as gemma owen x plt, indiyah x plt marketplace, ekin su x o...
5: i moved and i got a kitten
01 Nov 2022
Contributed by Lukas
guess who's back !!!! in today's episode it's time for a big catch up, i'm chatting all about where i've been and what i've been up to, my recent move...
4: i'm obsessed with pink sauce discourse
11 Aug 2022
Contributed by Lukas
in today's episode of the jordan theresa podcast we are just having a chilled chat about anything and everything (but mostly about how obsessed i am w...
3: not going to university
02 Aug 2022
Contributed by Lukas
i'm actually back (omg), in today's episode of the jordan theresa podcast i'll be discussing not going to university, the pros, the cons, how people r...
2: tiktok is a weird app
08 Feb 2022
Contributed by Lukas
i'm back! today on the jordan theresa podcast i'm talking about where i've been, the new euphoria season and people being weird on tiktok, from taking...
1: according to molly mae, we all have the same 24 hours in a day
09 Jan 2022
Contributed by Lukas
in the first ever episode of the jordan theresa podcast, we're discussing the recent molly mae controversy, and unpacking why influencers so often pre...