Waffly Bollox
Episodes
Episode 60 - All-Star Banana Peel Battle Royale
06 Jul 2024
Contributed by Lukas
he’s back! he’s back! Hangman Adam Page is back and he is angry! also MJF did murder live on television, and we got some extremely fun questions f...
Episode 59 - Sometimes you gotta do it
02 Jul 2024
Contributed by Lukas
the naughty door is open again and all sorts of delightful people have popped round to say hello! yep, it’s our Forbidden Door 2024 review episode. ...
Episode 58 - Cheese sandwiches in the front row
22 Jun 2024
Contributed by Lukas
we're very excited this week because AEW has announced there's going to be a Dynamite and Collision taping in Wales!!!! Cymru am byth!!! we also saw ...
Episode 57 - Angry nuzzling
15 Jun 2024
Contributed by Lukas
happy birthday to us! yep, your fave wrestling podcast is one year old this week, somehow?? and we haven't grown up even one tiny bit. as you'll fin...
Episode 56 - Infinite Chuck Taylors
08 Jun 2024
Contributed by Lukas
this week we are saying a big old thank youuuuuuu to Renee Paquette for fixing our hearts with her Chuck Taylor interview. we thought we were gonna ge...
Episode 55 - Correct opinions only
01 Jun 2024
Contributed by Lukas
how do you solve a problem like Team AEW being significantly less likeable than Team Elite? we’ve got a foolproof solution and… yeah it’s Hangma...
Episode 54 - Crawling out the vampire hole
28 May 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Vegas baybeeeeee! we watched Double or Nothing and we loved it. certified banger! links and things: @wafflybollox on X, Instagram, YouTube, and Bl...
Episode 53 - What a lovely thing
25 May 2024
Contributed by Lukas
it’s Double or Nothing Eve, and your girlies are VERY EXCITED. and since the PPV is this weekend, we decided not to worry about what’s gonna happ...
Episode 52 - Save our silly little guys
18 May 2024
Contributed by Lukas
after an unscheduled break last week, we're back!!!!! so now we've got two weeks' worth of wrestling to fit in, including what the gremlin Elite have ...
Episode 51 - The big sad
04 May 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Orange Cassidy got on the microphone and said “I hate this”, and you know what, we felt that. Chuck Taylor is never going to wrestle again and so ...
Episode 50 - A friendly kickabout in the park
28 Apr 2024
Contributed by Lukas
we’re sad girlies this week. Trent Beretta gave his Best Friend Chuck Taylor an ultimatum and then they made each other bleed about it in the parkin...
Episode 49 - Make eye contact, don’t show your teeth
24 Apr 2024
Contributed by Lukas
we’ve just had a pay-per-view, and you know what that means… HEART RATINGS™. your girlies run down the AEW Dynasty card, from Zero Hour to the...
Episode 48 - Sexy sleepover deathmatches
20 Apr 2024
Contributed by Lukas
you know when we said last week we'd got all sensible? yeah, no, not so much this week. topics covered include: lipstick warfare, hair bobble violence...
Episode 47 - Roll the tape
13 Apr 2024
Contributed by Lukas
well, the Bucks said they were gonna show backstage footage from All In, and boy did they. the internet fully exploded as security camera footage of...
Episode 46 - Work me, baby
07 Apr 2024
Contributed by Lukas
oof, what a manic weekend! not that we watched, you know, that thing. instead, we’ve been gorging ourselves on indie wrestling courtesy of the GC...
Episode 45 - Octopus hold (affectionate)
05 Apr 2024
Contributed by Lukas
our hearts are broken this week, and yes we know never to trust a wrestler, but there are definitely some wrestlers we thought would never hurt us, an...
Episode 44 - Cowboy chips
30 Mar 2024
Contributed by Lukas
if Hangman was a flavour of crisps, what flavour would he be? honestly, we can’t promise you any kind of answer to that question. this week, we’...
Episode 43 - Attracting the casuals
23 Mar 2024
Contributed by Lukas
good news: we’ve solved one of wrestling’s great mysteries! how do you attract casual fans? show them Orange Cassidy and a hardcore match. you’r...
Episode 42 - We just want all the wrestlers to have fun
16 Mar 2024
Contributed by Lukas
it’s annual review time! there’s a new CEO at AEW, and it’s time to assess everyone’s performance. Best Friends? you’re perfect, carry on. W...
Episode 41 - The last bastion of the vaudeville show
09 Mar 2024
Contributed by Lukas
yes, it’s March, but it’s new season, new us, dumbasses! Dynamite has had a rebrand, and we’ve invited our pal Eden MW to join us for a bit to c...
Episode 40 - The revolution was televised
06 Mar 2024
Contributed by Lukas
a special mid-week treat: we watched Revolution, and we had thoughts! from Zero Hour’s extremely silly 12-man match through to Christian Cage’s...
Episode 39 - Stick a screwdriver in your feelings
02 Mar 2024
Contributed by Lukas
this week, Ring of Honor has been giving us all the feelings!! the women’s TV championship tournament is delivering banger match after banger match,...
Episode 38 - Rescuing puppies from trees
24 Feb 2024
Contributed by Lukas
this episode we are not happy with anything and we are awful geese. from FTR escaping Collision prison again to an uninspiring Wardlow promo to Dave M...
Episode 37 - Lovely lovely thumbtacks
17 Feb 2024
Contributed by Lukas
what better Valentine’s Day gift could we possibly have asked for than a Texas deathmatch? Orange Cassidy and Matt Taven bloodied up the canvas, the...
Episode 36 - One sad shoe
10 Feb 2024
Contributed by Lukas
your girlies (gn) are back and are having a lot of feelings about what happened in wrestling this week! Hangman vs Swerve III happened, for one thi...
Episode 35 - Get comfortable
04 Feb 2024
Contributed by Lukas
be warned: this is a two cuppa episode! this week, MJ and Sarah have largely been having a great time as EVPs Matthew and Nicholas Jackson continue t...
Episode 34 - Misery bingo
27 Jan 2024
Contributed by Lukas
it’s been another one of those weeks in the internet wrestling community - you know, the ones where you start to lose faith in humanity? luckily, we...
Episode 33 - A very scientific podcast
19 Jan 2024
Contributed by Lukas
this week, Tony Khan decided that he loves us and he wants to give us nice things, because this week on Dynamite we got chatty bits with the Young Buc...
Episode 32 - Moustache equilibrium
13 Jan 2024
Contributed by Lukas
hey, look, if three of the Elite are going to make an appearance with moustaches, we can’t be held accountable for our reactions. this week, we are ...
Episode 31 - Baby, we’re back
06 Jan 2024
Contributed by Lukas
okay so the main thing we need to talk about this week is Hangman’s moustache. what a glorious thing that was. also, hi Hangman! welcome back! we mi...
Episode 30 - The end of the world (as we know it)
02 Jan 2024
Contributed by Lukas
happy new year! time to talk about the end of the world. Or Worlds End, at least. MJ and Sarah talk through the latest AEW pay-per-view, match by matc...
Episode 29 - All wrapped up in barbed wire tinsel
23 Dec 2023
Contributed by Lukas
coming in hot, it’s your final episode of 2023! (probably!) we’re here to chat through our suspicions about the identity of the Devil before it’...
Episode 28 - Just blatant Ring of Honor propaganda
20 Dec 2023
Contributed by Lukas
surprise! it’s a bonus mid-week episode from your favourite Ring of Honor-loving girlies. yep, this is our Final Battle episode, where we talk throu...
Episode 27 - Spiritually and emotionally on fire
16 Dec 2023
Contributed by Lukas
bit of a sad one, this, because your girls are absolutely heartbroken to hear that Kenny Omega is seriously ill. we wish him all the best, and we will...
Episode 26 - We’ll take one spicy Hangman to go
09 Dec 2023
Contributed by Lukas
not to speak too soon or anything, but that elusive feeling? the one that needs restoring? we’re kind of feeling it! firstly, we saw Hangman, which...
Episode 25 - Enjoy your new locker room
03 Dec 2023
Contributed by Lukas
you already know what we’ve got to talk about this week: CM Punk made his big triumphant return to WWE, and we say: good, have fun with that, see yo...
Episode 24 - Celebrating Cat Health Awareness Month
25 Nov 2023
Contributed by Lukas
this is a being-mean-to-Tony-Khan episode. so if you are Tony Khan… we’re sorry, but also, we are here to give you the girlie (gn) world view, and...
Episode 23 - Infinite anatomical heart emojis
20 Nov 2023
Contributed by Lukas
sports maths, goth-baiting, and fake tan hospitals: your girlies watched AEW Full Gear 2023, and then had lots of thoughts about it! maybe watching f...
Episode 22 - Hashtag restore the feeling
11 Nov 2023
Contributed by Lukas
have you lost that lovin’ feeling? not to worry, here comes professional wrestler Daniel Garcia to bring it right back! this week, your girlies d...
Episode 21 - Two angry geese
04 Nov 2023
Contributed by Lukas
right, so, this week? this week we’ve got beef, and our beef is with you, Tony Khan, and we’re not joking this time, because some of your hiring d...
Episode 20 - How many superkicks makes a party?
28 Oct 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Mox is back! well, maybe not in AEW yet, but he wrestled in a warehouse in Wolverhampton, and we were for every last blood-smeared second of it. in...
Episode 19 - Is that a symbolic clementine in your pocket or are you just happy to see us?
21 Oct 2023
Contributed by Lukas
this week’s mysteries include: who are the four hyenas? what were Prince Nana and Don Callis plotting? can you be a moody goth and still dress up as...
Episode 18 - Dear Tony Khan, the girlies have some requests
14 Oct 2023
Contributed by Lukas
we’re in full on fight mode this week, because the internet discourse has just been so tiresome, and some people’s behaviour has really made us de...
Episode 17 - Dream a little dream of bread
07 Oct 2023
Contributed by Lukas
here’s the thing: if you’re the kind of person who laughs when other people are laughing, do not listen to this episode on the bus, or at work, or...
Episode 16 - Who was that masked man?
30 Sep 2023
Contributed by Lukas
there was more talking than fighting on Dynamite this week, but that’s okay, we’re still having fun! MJ and Sarah discuss Aussie Open in suits, p...
Episode 15 - Eddie Kingston cures COVID
23 Sep 2023
Contributed by Lukas
the wrestling cannot be stopped, and neither can we! despite MJ being poorly sick with COVID, we’re battling on to chat about the week in graps. ...
Episode 14 - Name 500 wrestlers… we’ll wait
16 Sep 2023
Contributed by Lukas
this might be our widest ranging episode yet, which is either brilliant or terrible, depending on your perspective. from the PWI top 10 to the joys of...
Episode 13 - No confetti for heels
09 Sep 2023
Contributed by Lukas
what a week it’s been, eh? WHAT A WEEK. MJ and Sarah are here to dissect why a dark cloud has been lifted from All Elite Wrestling, fall into a Kenn...
Episode 12 - Friendship is magic
02 Sep 2023
Contributed by Lukas
hey, did you know you can get off the computer and go and talk to other wrestling fans in real life?? MJ and Sarah took a trip to Wembley Stadium for ...
Episode 11 - Waffly Bollox is ALL IN
26 Aug 2023
Contributed by Lukas
going out of date faster than that bag of salad leaves at the back of your fridge: this is our last episode before AEW All In 2023! which is TOMORROW....
Episode 10 - Chanting “top banana” with 80,000 people
19 Aug 2023
Contributed by Lukas
what a week it’s been, huh? we’re doing our best to keep our eyes firmly on the prize (aka All In), even if the wrestling drama just will not stop...
Episode 9 - The worst ring girls ever
11 Aug 2023
Contributed by Lukas
was this the least sexy Dynamite ever? it might just have been. but it’s okay, we’re nothing if not resourceful. we’ve also got thoughts about t...
Episode 8 - This is the happiest we have ever been
05 Aug 2023
Contributed by Lukas
this episode, nothing can bring us down because the Elite are staying at AEW baybeeeee! that probably would’ve been enough to keep our joy-o-meter...
Episode 7 - Embrace your cringe
28 Jul 2023
Contributed by Lukas
this week: can someone turn AR Fox’s volume up? we’re struggling. we’re also struggling with the fact that we still haven’t been shown the end...
Episode 6 - Bring back Secret bars, Tony
22 Jul 2023
Contributed by Lukas
can you believe we've made it to six episodes already?! we get distracted at the mere thought of something shiny, it's kind of a miracle. topics to p...
Episode 5 - Same goblin time, same goblin place
15 Jul 2023
Contributed by Lukas
this week we were presented with a choice between sleep and watching wrestling, and we made the wrong choice. but Sarah’s got a brand new favourite ...
Episode 4 - Apparently wrestling is fake?
08 Jul 2023
Contributed by Lukas
it's Saturday, and you know what that means... it's Waffly Bollox time! (nothing else happens on Saturdays, nope) this week, random tag teams aren't...
Episode 3 - Through the Naughty Door
01 Jul 2023
Contributed by Lukas
this week Tony Khan tried to feed us too much chocolate cake, but we said: thanks so much Mr Tony, very delicious, can we have some more? basically w...
Episode 2 - Tell us when we're telling lies
24 Jun 2023
Contributed by Lukas
this time: the verdict on Collision, drawing tag teams out of a hat, and a very serious discussion about which wrestlers we’d take with us to a dese...
Episode 1 - Now, we are a real podcast
17 Jun 2023
Contributed by Lukas
it's here! episode 1 proper! recorded on Saturday 17 June 2023, a date with no significance whatsoever to the wrestling world, we had a big natter abo...
Episode 0.5 - Introducing Waffly Bollox
17 Jun 2023
Contributed by Lukas
hey have you ever decided to start a wrestling podcast with someone you barely know off of Twitter? your faves @awfullywaffly and @wrasslebollox did....